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Ojuju calabar

Fyn daddy's girl.

Fyn girl.

Dasuki or wateva he calls himself shld rot in jail alongside d judge that granted him bail mtcheeeeew

dancy65:
HEART TOUCHING STORY!!!
This one cuts deep inside,will make you cry..!!
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[size=23pt]The Love Story of a Unilag Babe and Bus Conductor[/size]

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Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi this
morning. At the park this rough mean-looking conductor
also known as “agbero” in Yoruba was screaming for
passengers, his vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and
pidgin English.
“Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along with some
other passengers scuttled for seats. There was this beautiful
young lady who couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the
wind but waited patiently until the bus was almost filled.

Then she pleaded to sit by the agbero until somebody came
down then she would pay for a proper seat.
The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face, he hissed and
shouted to the driver to move that why didn’t she rush when
others were rushing. The girl started pleading in Yoruba and
clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know
you are a good man, never mind all this shout you have
been shouting (people burst into laughter). Let me sit by
your side please”.

Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero relented and
she sat beside him. It was a tight squeeze but she didn’t
complain but rather started praising the agbero.
He in turn started teasing her, speaking (and sometimes spitting by
mistake) into her face but the girl never looked away, she
never let the smile leave her face. He asked her where she
worked and she replied that she was a student in the
University of Lagos (UNILAG) studying accounting.

He teased her in Yoruba about her boyfriend and car (maybe asking
why her boyfriend didn’t drop her at her destination…she
laughed it off and continued to gist with the guy in Yoruba.
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Yeye dey worry u. Finish ur godamn story here

LouisVanGaal:
...All of them just they form one illness or the other! But they were healthy when the looting was on-going..

Na nemesis dey catch up wit them. They all will die of hbp

God bless my president.
Happy new year!

3acesfashion:
Restocked.. Holla at us

How much does this go for?

PrinceEvolution:
ofcourse he does ...u didnt hear or read...she is LovePeddler and drug user...baby's blood was tested and found high dosage of cannabis ,investigate or read wat u see. Before rushing to comment...having 2 oranges and wound dat never heals btw ur legs doesn't qualify one to be a MAMA..

Didn't he knw she was a drug user b4 impregnating her as tho he himself is drug free. Even at dat the momodu's can take d baby from d mum if she's on drugs and allow a decent member 2 look after her. Don't knw of others but in my place a man has no right to claim a child he didn't pay d mother's bride price.

The rich marrying the rich from time immemorial

He has no rights to take the child from its mother, afterall he didn't pay her bride price, slow poke Davido

Rockyrascal:
maybe I mistook a scene of her been raped in a nollywood movie to be in real life

You are not serious

It's no big deal as most girls remain virgins till their 18/20th birth day.

Rockyrascal:
I thought she was a rape victim.

Easy o oga, whr did u get that from?

HBD purity

ChristDeKing:
Breathtaking?
Make we no breathe again

Lool! Seriously you need to get for ur mum, sisters, cousins and wife.

Congrats!

acenazt:
don't be silly please. I had classmates who where as old as 25 when I was in ss3 are they to be referred to as boys?

Oh sorry didn't know urs was adult education

acenazt:
Watching a few porn videos doesn't put all men in the same size. I was in a boarding house during my secondary school days and we shared bathrooms so believe me u r wrong

In secondary school u hv boys not men and as such can't ascertain n how many huge boys were in ur sch.

Get this breathtaking jewellery this season.

Get this breathtaking jewellery this season.

......and punish you too.

Don't you hv other family members?

Ojuju calabar

Congrats!

Professional photographer indeed, he cud hv as well ask her to kiss d bestman. Professional my foot.

djWALE:
Endtime post...nairalanders pls wish me a safe journey to cameroon

Buy smx on ur way bck
Farewell

kilokeys:
Op.. U well at all

This is nairaland not rupeeland

I been wan smile o thinking say Na naija.. Mtcheeew

I tire o!

Have a heart to heart talk with her and knw what the issue is. I like how you're being matured with handling the issue.
I'm more interested in the spyware stuff, did u download it to her fone or smx tell me abt it.

Yea I knw her. She's simply awesome. She deserves even more.

searchiing4love:
NO SANE PERSON SHOULD BE IMPRESSED WITH THIS FAKE GESTURE ALL I SEE IS A MAN WHO IS TRYING TO PUBLICIZE HIS CRUSH FOR THE TRAFFIC WARDEN IF THE TRAFFIC WARDEN IS A MAN NO ONE WILL CARE IF HE WORKS FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT. THIS YEYE MAN IS JUST A SEX STARVED PERVERT TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE VULNERABLE WOMAN WITH THE DISGUISE OF YEYE GIFTS THE NEXT THING IS FOR HER TO OPEN THE DAMN GIFTS AND SEE A BUSINESS CARD FROM THE PERVERT REQUESTING TO MEET HER AT A RENDEZVOUS TO SATISFY HIS SEXUAL URGE . RUBBISH

Ha! Far from it, u need to get to yaba whr dat warden operates, u can't help but like her. I personally ply that route n I always look forward to seeing her anytime she's not thr, d traffic is always smxelse.
Very funny woman.