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So I was updating yesterday and something came up. Had to go hang out with friends that's why the last update was short. Hope you all are having fun huh?




Harry left and Amber turned to me.

Amber: So?

Me: Tell her I'm not here with you guys.

Amber: But she already knows that we're all supposed to be together.

Me: Yeah. Tell her I couldn't make it. Just tell her anything biko.

Amber: Alright.

Amber called her and she picked immediately;

Lois: Can I talk to her now please?

Amber: Lois I've also tried calling her number but she's not picking. Are you sure she didn't go to work?

Lois: Wait. Isn't she supposed to travel to Enugu with you guys?

Amber: She called to cancel this morning. It's just Harry and I here.

Lois: Okay. What do you suggest I do? I ....

Amber: You haven't told me anything. What's happening?

Lois: Amber my life just got complicated all of a sudden. I don't know what's happening to me anymore. Leonard and I broke up.

Amber: What? I mean, why? Didn't you just pack out to his place last night?

Lois: Babe, I'll call you on IMO later tonight and tell you everything. I need to go lodge somewhere. I can't wait for Pamela cause I don't know when she'll come back.

Amber: Alright. Just be careful okay, I'll call you as soon as we get to Enugu.

Lois: My regards to Harry.

Amber: Take care.

Amber hung up and looked at me.

Amber: I think she understood the message clearly. Still can't believe we're like this.

Me: I'm not saying anything at all. i won't even take her calls till I return. Remind me what I ordered for again, they're taking so much time.

Amber: Same here.

Harry came up soon with two waiters. There was so much food that I was wondering if more people will join our table.

Me: What are we celebrating? There's so much to eat and drink. Its even a three course.

Harry: How many times have I eaten in your house without paying? So, don't complain alright?

Me: But trust me, it's so much. I don't think we can finish this.

Amber: I'm packing up whatever remains here. There's always a plan B remember?

This got Harry and I laughing while Amber ate away like we weren't laughing at what she said.
Thirty minutes later, a waitress was packing up our food for us. There were still more to go us two rounds each. I held my plate of ice cream tight, it would keep me company while we hit the road again.

The rest of the trip was fun and uneventful till we got to abakpa, Enugu where a huge commotion was happening. The road was blocked and we got stuck in the traffic. Our last stop was Abakpa, that was where we were going but with the traffic, we spent another one hour on the road, not moving forward or going backward either. A big container had fallen and crushed a good number of people including a reverend sister. The driver had ran away so the youths were rioting, plotting on how to burn the conductor alive.
By the time we got to our destination, my butt was already on fire. The house we drove into was a very big one. There were about 30 canopies or more in the compound already since that day was the wake keep.
I needed no one to tell me that I just stepped into a rich abode.

Me: Wow!

Harry: As expected.

Amber: This place is really a paradise on earth.

Me: You can say that again.

Harry drove into a building and surprisingly, the metal walls just opened and he parked. It was a built in garage. There were different kinds of cars and all I could do was feed my eyes.
We got out of the car and I picked my phone.

Me: I'm surprised at what I'm seeing. Harry, is this friend of yours a politician or ........

Harry: Don't worry. you'll have the time to ask him that when you see him.

Me: Oh my!

Amber: We're leaving our bags here right?

Harry: Let's go in and meet them first.

We were barely out from the garage when a man in his late thirties walked towards us, welcoming us to CHIDI'S RESIDENCE.
I guessed he must be a steward because he kept pointing and talking to Harry while Amber and I just walked behind them.
We used the bigger door, the steward called it the first entrance. There was a huge living room, very huge it can contain a good number of people in it.

Steward: Please be comfortable while I call Mr Chidi.

Harry: Alright Gilbert.

We sat down and the steward disappeared upstairs.

Me: You know him?

Harry: This is like my second home. I was living here before I bought a house at the estate.

Amber: You lived here?

Me: No wonder you were so arrogant the first day we met.

Amber: Serious?

Me: You need to have been there Amber.

Harry: No. You two shouldn't do this to me. Come on, Chidi and I went to law school in the US. After we came back, his mum, God bless her soul insisted that I stay here till I'm good to go. When the money started coming in, I moved out and .....

Me: By then you were used to the rich people's ways, bossy and arrogant.

Harry: Oh please! Are you not from a rich home? Are you arrogant?

Amber: Then what happened?

Harry: I think I got it from the white kids. But staying around you guys tamed me and I had to change.

Me: For good, yeah!

Amber: You can say that again.

Me: So does Tobe know this your guy?

Harry: Of course. We all came back to Nigeria together. Chidi actually advised Eddy to open that resort we visited the other time. Ever heard of Chittis before?

Amber: Who doesn't know Chittis?

Me: That's my favourite eatery. At least, it used to be.

Harry: Chidi owns it.

Me: Oh my God!

Amber: Goodness gracious!

Harry: So you'll just know a little about your proposed boyfriend Pamela.

We laughed and was interrupted by footsteps coming down the stairs. I stretched my neck to see this guy who commanded such wealth. This familiar cologne filled the sitting room and i fought with my brain to remember who I had met that used that same perfume. That was when his sweet baritone called out;

"Who's here, if not the ever fun loving Barrister."
He was now at the foot of staircase and I could clearly see him now.
He looked at me and gave me a wink. Memories of the last time we met came back to my head and my stomach rumbled.

Me: I need to use the restroom please.

Tgold1:
Same to you ma'am, and I wish you all the best in 2017..... I have been very much around, just that I went ghost.......


keep up the good work.......


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pamelB my Pamela, long time and missed you..... my nairalands 2016 luv..... Awon Eyan Team Hero

where the hell have u been this man? happy new yr

Happy new year guys. I'm glad we crossed over to this other side. How's your celebration going? Hope you all are having fun................




I filled them in on what's been happening and they were surprised.

Harry: I don't believe this.

Amber: How can Leonard do that? I'm so disappointed. I wonder what Lois will do now since she was bold enough to come take her things from your place.

Me: Seriously, somehow, I don't feel anything. Maybe the friendship has been killed or .......

Harry: You know its all your fault right?

I stopped my sentence mid way and looked at him. He was looking at me through the mirror, his face not funny at all.

Harry: Yes it's all your fault. You can never accommodate everyone Pamela, you can never. It should strictly be by rules, someone messes up and you shove him or her into the trash, even if it's me or Amber here. Look at you, a beautiful girl, young, a graduate, well to do and rich, you shouldn't be begging people to stay in your life, if they don't wanna join you and move, they should remain stagnant or better still get the Bleep out.

He moved the car to the side of the road and packed, then he turned to face me properly.

Harry: See, it's not like I'm angry at you or something but dear, you've got to let all these people go. They don't deserve to be called your friends, you shouldn't put your mind to them because they didn't put their mind on you. I'll still talk to Leonard though but for now, learn not to give a Bleep okay?

Amber: Baby, you and the f word.

Harry: Come off it hun. Pamel, you with me?

I nodded, his words sinking in and causing me to ponder why Harry didn't come into my life sooner.

Amber: Don't think about it dear, we've got a full week of fun to have in Enugu and guess what, Harry already has a boyfriend in waiting for you.

Me: What?

That lifted the mood immediately. Harry started the car and we hit the road, arguing if it was right for them to pick a boyfriend for me. All the same, I was glad I've got something new to keep me busy.
We got to awka, unizik junction and drove into crunches. Harry and Amber shared a peck before getting down and I just had to tell them my mind.

Me: You two won't continue kissing that way till we get to Enugu right?

Amber giggled like a child while Harry got busy locking the car.

Harry: Don't worry, when you get your fingers busy with this cute friend of mine, you'll even be smooching in public places.

Me: Impossible o. I can't do that.

We all laughed and walked into the famous eatery as the security personnel at the door opened the door for us.
We climbed the stairs and took our seats were we clearly looked over "Regina". Though the road was bad, but we kept ourselves busy with talks about the number of hotels in awka while Harry left to get our food.
He came back shortly and sat down.

Harry: Our meal will be here in a bit.

Me: Alright. Cause I'm....

Amber's phone rang out, interrupting us. She looked at me and showed me her phone. It was Lois calling.

Me: You can answer it if you want to.

Harry: Yea. Take the call let's hear what she has to say.

Before she could pick it, the call ended but it started ringing immediately and Amber picked it without looking at us this time.
She put it on loudspeaker.

Lois: Have you guys left? Is she with you?

She was crying because I heard her sobs.

Amber: What's wrong with you? Where are you?

Lois: I'm...... I'm in front of Pamela's house. Is she there with you?

Amber: Why not call her? What's up? What's wrong with you?

Lois: I've been trying to call her buy she's not picking my calls.

A quick check and I recalled I didn't get my phone from the car. Anyways, I didn't even want to talk to her.

Amber: Let me call you back.

Lois: Please ask her to take my calls. I .......

But Amber hung up already.

Me: Don't look at me like that now. I'll advice you switch the phone off or if she calls, tell her I'm not here cause I'm so not talking to anybody.

Harry: Baby, call her back. Ask her to go lodge in a hotel that Pamela isn't close. She should sort herself out. I'll go check why our food is not here.

[color=#000000][/color]Tanx for your comments and supports guys. I appreciate.

So unbelievable. Is this really Leonard or has something gotten into him? I looked at the text again and hissed. I tossed the phone on a sofa and strode back to the kitchen.
The yam was ready so I took it down and started slicing the tomatoes after which I started making my tomato/egg sauce.
I had just added the eggs when my doorbell rang. I breathed out, knowing it was Lois. I walked to the living room and looked around, making sure everything was in the right place before going to answer the door. I opened it and she was standing, dressed in a little short and a polo I'm sure belonged to Leonard. I made way for her to enter and I locked my door and walked back to the kitchen while she made for the guest room. I was loosing focus, my heart was pounding very fast. How can my own Lois be in same house with me and we are not talking? I put down my stew and went back to the living room, fished my phone from the sofa and connected it to my stereo and home theatre. Sarkodie's go down on one knee started playing since it was the first song in my favourite playlist. I raised the volume to deafening level and went back to do the dishes I used in cooking. I was done in a minute or two then I dished out my dinner and took it to the dining, getting a glass of juice from the refrigerator.

I had just eaten three pieces of yam when the volume of my song went down and Lois walked into the dinning with her big box.

Lois: I guess this is where we say our goodbyes Pamela.

I nodded and felt the yam choking me. I drank water but it was still there, in my throat, choking me. That was when I realised it was tears forming there.

Lois: It's sad that all the years we spent together, I never understood you, you never showed me who you were.

She sniffed and I looked up on time to see her wipe a tear.

Lois: I told you how much I loved Leonard, you knew. You even pretended to be happy for me. But you were playing me all along, letting me make a fool out of myself. Friends don't do that, instead, they team up against whatever guy that's planning to separate them. That's why you keep loosing your friends Pamela and ........

Me: So, you think I can't keep friends too? You believe I make my friends leave me?

Lois: Of course. I'm I not leaving now? Before me, how many people have walked out of your life?

Her words were no longer soft like when she started, they were becoming harsh. I wanted to tell her the truth but she was beginning to show me a different side of her so I just sat down and watched her, disappointment clearly taking the place of the tears that was forming earlier. She'll get the truth, but in a way and manner that'll hurt her.

Lois: You're wicked and if you don't change, you'll loose out entirely. I can't believe you hid your character all these years. I'm glad I met Leonard now and we .......

Me: Get out.

I stood up and started walking towards her. I've heard enough. This goes a long way to prove that we can never trust human beings no matter who it is. If someone I've known for seven years can say all these to me because of a guy, then what's the point of having best friends anyways? Same thing Leonard did, because I refused him, he said all manner of rubbish to me, humans.

Me: You don't have a right to judge me Lois because you don't know me. Come on, we've been together for years and just this once, you're talking to me like I'm some .......

Lois: Because I didn't know you. Your life has always been filled with pretence. You've been lying to me so I couldn't figure it out on time. Let me say it in your own words, what's the difference between you and Claire or Franca? They're all your friends from way back so you all are the same. Gosh!

She lifted her bag and started walking towards the door.

Me: And the day you realise the truth Lois, remember that you walked out without hearing from me.

She stopped, looked at me and left my house. Thoughts of what I was going to do to her filled my head. I quickly put away my food and removed my phone from the aux wire. I settled on d floor and viewed the text message Leo had sent me. I started replying;

"you know what you did, why are you turning the tables on me? Why put me in this tight spot Leo?"

I sent it and waited for a response. I prayed for a response from him, at least, to prove my innocence to Lois and get her to apologise for all the things she said to me.
My phone started ringing and I closed my eyes, hoping upon hopes that it would be Leonard.
But I was wrong, it was Amber.

Me: Hello

Amber: I'm at Harry's place and we just saw Lois leaving your house with a big box, she said we should ask you when we tried to know what the matter was, tell me babe, what's going on?

Me: Amber, I really don't know. I'm still trying to figure it out but I think Leonard is up to something which will end up not being good.

Amber: How?

Me: I'll tell you everything tomorrow please. For now, I have packing to do.

Amber: Alright. Harry sends his regards.

Me: Mine to him as well. See you tomorrow.

Amber: Good night.

I hung up and yes, there was a message.

"you did the wrong thing by not telling her when you had the chance. I'm sorry I made you loose a friend but that notwithstanding, I'll always love you. your friend is back and with the big bag, I'm sure she's here to stay. but it's not her I want, I want you here baby. in case you change your mind, you know what to do. night."

I smiled and put my phone away. Just the right message I wanted. Now, I would have a beautiful night sleep and my journey to Enugu would be fun filled.

I woke up a bit late, 8:43am. I checked my phone and I had three missed calls from Amber. I quickly redialled her number and she picked on the second ring.

Amber: Sleepy head

Me: You can call me that again. Good morning.

Amber; Morning. So I guess you're just waking up?

I heard Harry's voice say something like sleeping beauty and we laughed.

Me: Babe, don't mind me. How's it going to be?

Amber: I'm about showering. Join us at 10 so we can go have breakfast and leave at exactly 11.

Me: Alright then. See you soon .

I hung up and ran downstairs to my kitchen. I did the dishes I used in eating the previous night, carried my waste bag out to the street and dropped it where the trash van was. I went back to my house and started the preparation. By the time I was done, it was already 10:05. I carried my bag downstairs and looked at myself in the mirror which was placed somewhere in the middle of the staircase. I had chosen a short chiffon gown whose back was longer than the front. My new hair was parked in a side wave and my make up was light. I had completed my outfit with my jean booty snicker. I smiled at my reflection in the mirror, took a picture and completed my walk to the door. I made sure my lights were off before leaving my house and locking up. If things went well, I won't be seeing this house in a month.

Harry and Amber were already in his parking lot when I got there.

Harry: Oofs. Finally, the sleeping beauty is here. You look dashing.

Me: Thanks dear.

Amber and I shared a hug and Harry placed my box in the boot.

Harry: So we're going to have breakfast somewhere at awka since miss sleeping beauty made us cancel our reservation.

Me: Oh! I'm so sorry. But you guys didn't tell me you made reservations. I'm so sorry.

Harry: It's cool. We'll drop at crunches in awka and eat then. Shall we?

Amber: Of course.

Me: Very much.

We all got in and as supposed, I had the back all to myself. We drove out of the estate and I brought out my phone. I did a screenshot of the message Leonard and I had shared the previous night and waited.
We engaged ourselves in small talks about where we'll stay when we get to Enugu, in a hotel or at his friend's family house. Harry wanted to stay in the house but Amber and I was against it, letting him understand that we're supposed to have a plan B. By the time we were done with our argument, we were 30 minutes into our journey. I went to my WhatsApp and scrolled down to Lois's number. She was online. I went to my gallery and viewed the screenshot, counted to three and sent it.



What's worse that could happen?

During the ride home, i kept cursing myself. Wasn't i good looking enough? Or is there something wrong with me? Goodness knows I haven't felt this bad before. I know he saw it in my eyes. It was there for him to see, but he decided to ignore me, making me feel cheap and unwanted.
I stopped at a spa belonging to my friend and remade my hair, did the pedicure and manicure thing and left without having the usual saloon gossip.
I got to the estate gate and I saw them, the new estate lovers. They were at the suya stand, with Lois pointing at what she wanted while Leonard held her waist like she was going to fall if he left her alone.
I parked and got ready to meet my best friend, who had made no attempt to reach me since my discharge from the hospital. I was going to bare my mind to her and if Leonard dares to interfere, I'll so give him a piece of my mind.
I got to where they were standing and cleared my throat, they turned and I could see surprise written all over her face.

Lois: Uhm ..... Hi.

Me: Can I talk to you in private please?

She looked at Leonard who nodded and she held my hand. We walked to my car and got in.

Lois: How're you bestie?

Me: Bestie? How can you call me that when it's obvious I do not mean anything to you anymore?

Lois: Ah! How can you say that? I know I've not been the best kind of friend but I've been very busy. I .....

Me: You moved out of my place because I needed a quiet time to fix back my life. As if that was not enough, after I was discharged, you and Leonard stayed away from me. To think we are all living in same estate and you never checked up on me or even called to know how I was faring.

Lois: It's not like that.

Me: Then what is it like? I've known you and Leonard for a while now but look at Harry and Amber, people I met in this estate, looking after me like I was their own.

Lois: I'll refuse to be compared with anybody Pamela. I said it's not my fault I couldn't check up on you. I was so busy.

Me: With what? Lois, what is this thing that has kept you away from me?

Lois: Leonard and I are .......

She paused and looked away. It was clear. Leonard has taken my friend away from me. I remembered Harry saying they'll be going to Abidgan and I nodded.

Me: I prayed and wished for you and Leonard to be together. My prayers got answered and you both kicked me out of your life.

Lois: Nobody kicked you away Pamela, you pushed yourself away from us.

I swallowed hard and looked at her. She still wasn't looking at me.

Lois: How can you be so selfish? You kept pretending that you wanted me happy ......

Me: Pretending?

Lois: When all the while you had wanted Leonard. What kind of friend does that make you? Do you think I'll ever trust you again? Do you think I'll ever be comfortable around you?

She was saying trash or was it my ear that was hearing something else? Leonard has so brainwashed my friend against me and I'm not going to forgive him for that. Tears welled up in my eyes but I refused to let them fall. I'm no weakling and she'll see that.

Lois: ......... how do you expect me to still put up with you when you've never trusted me to tell me your true feelings? I couldn't bring myself to believe all that ......

Me: Then why didn't you ask me? If you claim to have known me from Abraham then I'm disappointed that you don't know me at all. Listen, I don't care whatever Leonard told you but get something straight here, you see Leonard, he'll so disappoint you in this life. I'm not going to try to prove myself to a friend who was never there by the ways so go on with your life. Is it Abidgan you guys are going or is it marriage you guys are planning? I don't care. Since you walked out, I'll pretend that you were never there and move on with my life. You may get out now.

Lois; You're asking me out of your car?

Me: Yes. And you better come and pick up the rest of your stuffs in my house. What's the difference between Claire and yourself? Or even Franca? You're the same lot as those two.

Lois: I .....

Me: No, you listen. A friendship without trust is not worth keeping. You've said it already, I'm a liar, I'm selfish, and other things you said but hey, don't you think a guy will go any length to get a girl on his bed? You'll come back begging Lois because Leonard isn't who you think he is.

A few seconds of silence reigned in the car and I looked out to see Leonard coming towards my car.

Me: I'll be leaving tomorrow by 10 or 11. Come pick your things before that time or I'll throw them out.

Lois; Pamela you .......

Me: Just get out.

Leonard tapped on the window and she got down. I turned on my ignition and drove home. How many hurts in a day. I'm so not keeping friends anymore. I'm so not trusting anybody anymore. What did Leonard tell her? That I wanted him? What? I packed in front of my house and killed the ignition, relaxing back on my seat. I closed my eyes and the tears ran down. How many disappointments in one day? On one hand, I've got Greg to think of and the other hand, I've got a friend who stopped being a friend today. It was clear I was cursed.
I fished for my phone to call my dad and then I noticed my phone was ringing. It was William.


Me: Hello Will.

William: How're you Pamel?

Me: It won't get worse but I'm fine.

William: You don't sound fine. Tell me, is everything okay with you?

Me: I'm fine Will.

William: If you say so. I called to know how you're doing.

Me: I'm fine. Harry is doing so well in turning me into a child. So I'm fine.

He laughed and I wondered what was funny.

William: You deserve all the care in the world bae. I'll be coming back next week. What do I get you?

Me: Anything.

William: Don't be like that. Tell me exactly what you want and I'll get it for you.

Me: A portrait of myself and a wrist watch.

William: Alright then. I'll talk to you later alright?

Me: Thank you William.

William: You're most welcomed my dear.

We hung up and I got down from the car, picking up my things which were in the back seat.
I got into the house and unpacked the bags, then brought my travel bag and packed in the things I would be needing for our trip to Enugu. I called Amber and she confirmed that we'll be leaving around 11am. I told her I'll be coming with my car but she said it wasn't advisable since I'm still recovering and that Harry won't like it.

I rearranged my room, cleaned the entire house since I was travelling. After I was done, I strode into my kitchen to cook dinner. I peeled the yam and put it on the cooker and went to the sitting room to call my dad. It's been ages I spoke with them. They didn't even know what has been happening to their daughter.

Dad: Hello my Angel.

Me: Good evening dad.

Dad: How're you my dear?

Me: I'm good daddy. How's mum?

Dad: She's good. Though she's not back from the supermarket.

Me: Oh! Today is Thursday.

Dad: Yes my love. So tell me, how have you been?

Me: I've been fine dad, just a little stress from work.

Dad: I don't know why you're so stubborn. I gave you work leave and you ......

Me: Daddy don't start now. I'll be travelling to Enugu tomorrow.

Dad: Tell me it's with that young man of Lincoln Dayzee.

Me: Dad! Anyways, if I come back, I'll visit. I've got gist for you.

Dad: You know my ears are always itching for such wonderful news.

Me: You're a gossip dad.

Dad: Good night my angel. Be safe for me okay.

Me: You too dad.

I hung up and checked my phone. A message had gotten in while I was speaking with Mr Bernard.

"I don't know what you've told her but do you ever think she'll believe you? She should be at your door anytime soon. Don't make things more awkward than it is already"

The next couple of days went by so fast. Tobe was flown to India, Lois now lived with Leonard and it was clear she was avoiding me. William always called to check up on me. It was only Amber and Harry who visited me.
I decided to go shopping a day before we were to leave for Enugu. I wore a plain black trouser, a silk white top and a white flat shoe, clutching my red channel handbag. I applied a light makeup, deciding I would visit the spa after my shopping.
I picked my car key, locked my house and drove out.
I drove to shoprite in GRA and bought the things I would be needing both for the house and my travel. I carried my bags to my car when I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I turned around and my stomach rumbled. The worms in my tummy suddenly turned to butterflies as I stared at my cute stranger with the very beautiful smile.

Me: You?

He smiled further, revealing beautiful sets of teeth. His creator must have spent extra ordinary time moulding him because he looked so perfect.

Greg: Yes beautiful. We meet again.

He extended his hand for a handshake and I gladly took it.

Greg: I'm Gregory and it's wonderful meeting you again.

Me: I'm Pamela.

Greg: Wow. Pamela. Nice.

Me: Thanks.

Greg: You're welcome. So tell me, have you had lunch? We could drive down to chittis and ......

Me: Chittis? Hell no. I'm not going there again. I admit their services are wonderful, their meals are nice but hell no, I'm not going there ever again.

Greg: But why?

Me: Didn't you witness what happened to me the last time? I'm so not going there again.

Greg: You're breaking my heart. Is that what everyone now thinks of my place?

Me: Your place?

Greg: Never mind. Let's go into the building then. They've got Kilimanjaro and KFC there. We can eat and spend a little time.

Me: Kilimanjaro then. Give me a minute lemme lock up .

Greg: I'll wait for you my lady.

I smiled and opened my car, dropping my shopping bags at the back sit. I locked up and turned to him, clutching my handbag with my best smile. How I was so tripping for this guy. We walked hand in hand into the building, looking like newly weds. My heart was beating very fast and I couldn't take my eyes off him. Is this love or attraction?
He was a gentleman to the core, helped me pull a chair, watched me sit before going over to his, his smile naturally plastered on his face. Again, he ordered for jollof rice and coke and I just followed suit. We got busy with a glass of wine before our order came, staring at each other like there was no other person around us.

Greg: So tell me, what does a pretty woman like you do for a living? I couldn't help but notice your rich looks and then the car.

I smiled.

Me; I'm the CEO to my dad's company, DeBernards.

Greg: Tell me something! Your dad owns DeBernards group of companies?

Me: We bless God.

And that was how the chats flowed till we were done with lunch.
We were walking back to the parking lot when his phone rang.
After the call, we bade each other goodbye since it was an urgent call.
He left without us exchanging numbers.
While in my car, I thought about him. Maybe he was married, that's why he didn't ask for my number. Or maybe I wasn't good enough for him. I wiped a stray tear from my eye and drove off, praying I don't meet him again.

Good morning fam. I'm sorry I couldn't wish you guys a merry Christmas. Things has been really bad my side but I believe that God is in control. Hope your celebration was a blast?








Lois was sleeping on a plastic chair beside my bed. I tapped her and she opened her eyes, rubbing her face and yawning like a kid.
She looked at me and smiled, then she stood up and hugged me.

Lois: We were so worried about you.

Me: What happened? How's Tobe?

Lois: He's fine. I'll go and call them cause you're in same hospital as him.

Me: So it's true, he's woken up?

She nodded and hugged me again.

Lois: I'll bring them to you now.

She left and I said a silent prayer, thanking God for doing something wonderful for me.
I think I drifted off to sleep again because I felt a tap and then I opened my eyes.
Amber, Harry and Tobe. He was on a wheelchair. I smiled at him and he returned the smile.

Tobe: Now you're smiling but few hours ago, you scared us to death. What happened to you?

Me: I don't know. The doctor called me to tell me you've come around, then I suddenly felt like I was loosing my breath, like something was choking me and that's all.

Amber: Have you ever felt like that before? Maybe when you're happy or sad?

Me: No. I've never experienced it.

Harry: Then we should talk to the doctor okay? For now, let's dwell in the moment.

Tobe: Seriously, I've missed all of you.

Lois: And we missed you too Tobe. Tell us, where do we go once you're back?

Me: Back? Back from where?

Harry: Oh! Sorry dear. Eddy will be going to India tomorrow.

Me: Why?

Harry: He needs better hands to bring him back to shape.

Me: Alright..So back to what Lois asked, where will you be taking us?

Tobe: Uhm. You girls should choose anywhere you wanna go.

Amber: Paris please.

Me: Is that a joint or a new resort?

Everyone laughed.

Amber: Like, Paris. Tobe can handle it of course. Can't you darling?

Harry cleared his throat immediately and we laughed again.

Lois: If you want to go on a honeymoon with Harry, you both can discuss it later. But for now, we're talking about what Tobe will do for us, not to empty his bank accounts

Tobe: Alright. This is what will happen. Harry and I will talk and he'll give you guys a feedback okay? But I promise, you guys will have plenty fun even before I return. God has been faithful.

Me: Yea.

Harry: So, ladies and gentleman, I'll call the doctor now to come take a look at this little girl, then .....

Me: Who? Who's a little girl?

They all laughed before Harry excused himself and left. Lois and Amber took Tobe back to his ward, leaving me by myself.
The door opened shortly and the old doctor walked in, flagged by some cute nurses.

Doctor: Look who decided to pay us a visit.

I smiled at him and he sat down.

Doctor: So was it the excitement of the news or something else that caused you to pass out?

Me: I think it should be the excitement doctor. I was anxiously waiting for a good news after his wife died so I was very much excited after you told me.

He wrote something down and looked at me again.

Doctor: You're fine. You just have to take things easy. You should go on a vacation, away from everything that's been happening around you okay?

I nodded and looked at Harry who looked like he was going to burst out of excitement.

Harry: Chief, don't worry, we'll take care of them.

Doctor: I trust your judgement then. I'll discharge her towards evening. Your friend's transfer papers will also be ready by then.

Harry: Alright Chief. Thank you very much.

Doctor: You're welcome son.

He stood up and left while Harry occupied the chair he had left.

Harry; So Miss Bernards, are you hungry?

Me: Yes please.

Harry: I'll go and get you something nice to eat. But meanwhile, I'll like you to follow us to a burial ceremony next week.

I frowned and he smiled.

Harry: Remember the doctor said you should change your environment, I'm not even asking you to go on a vacation. It's just Enugu. You, me and Amber. We'll stay for three or four days.

Me: What about Lois? isn't she coming?

Harry: She's following Leonard to Abidgan while William is already out, don't ask me where.

Me: So if you and Amber leaves, I'll be all alone?

Harry: More reason you should come with us.

Me: Alright. I'm in.

Harry: Good for you. I'll go get you what to eat okay?

Me: Hurry please.

I called the police inspector immediately and told him the message I had got and the constant banging on my door.
He promised to be there with his men soon.
I went downstairs and went to my door. I had to keep her there, I had to keep her busy so she won't leave.

Me: Claire what do you want from me?
I shouted at the top of my voice so she could hear me.

Claire: Oh! You decided to come. Open up before I blow this fucki'ng door open. You won't like it if I do.

Me: I know. I know. But tell me what do you want? You can't come here in broad day light knowing you're wanted by the police.

Claire: Screw the police. I want to end it all here. If I'm going down, you're coming with me.

Me: But I've done nothing. All I've ever given you was love Claire.

Claire: Fucki'ng open this door. What stupid love are you talking about?

Me: Claire let's talk this thing through. You can't act without thinking.

Claire: Says who? I should have killed you long ago but no, I thought Eddy was over you. But then, you showed your ugly face around and I lost my cool and accidentally shot my husband, my one true love.

Me: What are you saying? Did you ever love Tobe?

Claire: Yes. Till you came around.

Me: No Claire. If you loved him, you wouldn't have killed his dad or tampered with the burial. Love is not ruthless. It's ........

Claire: Don't school me on love bit'ch. All you've ever done is take people's happiness away. It's time to end it all now. I'm coming in.

I felt a kick on my door and my breath started coming very fast. What do I do if she kicks the door down?

Me: Claire wait. Let me call you let's talk better please.

She started laughing, laughing so hard I thought she'll ache her throat.

Claire: You're scared right? Don't worry, I'll make it quick for you.

Me: Claire!

I heard a gunshot and I froze. Who did she shoot? God! I hope it's not Lois.

Me: Claire don't shoot. I'm opening the door now.

But there was no response. That was when I heard the sirens and I breathed out.
I looked through the peephole and there they were.
I slowly opened the door and saw Claire lying in a pool of blood. She was clutching her tummy and her eyes turned to me with hatred and rage.
Blood trickled down from her mouth and she coughed weakly.
I squatted beside her and she spat on my face.

Claire: I ....... ha...... hate you.

I wiped her blood stained saliva off my cheeks and a tear ran down my face.

Me: You're dying Claire.

I looked at the policemen who were standing beside us, waiting to see if anything would happen. Claire's weapon had been picked up and bagged by the inspector.

Me: Can't we take her to the hospital?

Claire's cough brought my attention back to her, cutting off the policeman from giving me an answer.

Me: You'll be fine Claire.

Claire: Smoo..... smooth sai..... sailing aiyee o.

And she breathed her last.
I sat on the floor and kept on staring at her face. Her eyes were open and staring at me.

PM: You'll have to put yourself together madam. Thank you for ringing us as soon as she came to you. We'll have to take her body away now.

Me: No please. Not yet.

Why was I crying? Why do I feel pity for her?

PM: Why if I may ask?

Me: Let me call my friends please.

He nodded and I started dialling Lois' number.

Lois: Hey babe. What's with the commotion that side?

I had not noticed the crowd that had gathered and watching what was happening.

Me: They're about taking Claire's body away.

Lois: Has she been caught? Are you safe? That bit'ch. Wait! Did you say her body?

Fresh tears ran down my cheeks and I nodded.

Me: She's dead Lois.

Lois: Jesus! Wait. I'm coming.

I dropped my phone and continued looking at Claire. Finally, she died unrepentant. Even in the face of death, she still trusted in her cultism? What kind of bond was that? The policemen were stopping the crowd from getting closer. The first person by my side was Harry. I think he had flashed his badge and they allowed him. He pulled me into his arms immediately and I let my tear gland loose.

Harry: You're safe now. Bring it together.

All my friends in the estate came around and said one or two things to her corpse.
When the police finally took her away, I already got a grip on myself.
Lois, Amber, Leonard and Harry followed me inside, each one of them talking like Claire was my sister except Leonard.
William came an hour later and the first thing he did was to pull me into a hug.

William: You're safe now baby.

I nodded my thanks and sat down.
It was over now. No more running or always watching my back. Claire was gone, Tobe should wake up now.

Lois: Home to Bestie.

I looked at her and smiled.

Lois: Leo is suggesting we all go to Tobe's resort for a week's vacation. What do you think?

Amber: It'll help forget all these. It'll be nice if we go.

Me: I'm not interested. Tobe isn't awake yet so I'm still incomplete.

William: Incomplete? You mean you're still in love with him?

I eyed him and stood up, making for the stairs. I've got a friend who's in coma, how do they expect me to go and have fun knowing that this friend doesn't have a chance to survive? He's a part of me, just like everyone of them seated there so I'm incomplete without any of my friends.
William can go to hell for all I care if he thinks I'm still in love with Tobe.

William: I'm talking to you Pamela.

Me: What? What do you want from me?

William: Tell me if you still love him.

Me: Why? What does it mean to you?

William: Everything Pamela. It means everything.

Me: Forget it William. I'm incomplete without any of you sitting down here. You all are a part of me, a part of my existence. Everyday I meet someone new but it takes being like all of you here to get that person into my heart. Tobe is also one of us, just that he's not sitting down here right now. How do you expect me to go and have fun when he's lying down there just with the help of machines? What does that make me? It could have been me or Lois lying there but he took the bullet for one of us. So William, if you ask me if in still in love with him, you'll have to be so selfish not to have the interest of someone who took the bullet for me. I love him like I love you, Harry, Lois or Amber. That's how much I love him William.

I climbed the stairs, knowing there were different sets of eyes boring into my back. I got to the top of the stairs and my phone rang from downstairs.
Lois got up and started bringing it to me.

Me: Who's calling?
I asked, wiping a stray tear from my face.

Lois: Chief.

I ran down and took the phone from her.

Me: Hello sir!

Doctor: Miss Pamela, we've got good news.

Me: Oh! Tell me doctor.

Doctor: He's awake.

And that was the last I remembered before waking up to find myself in a hospital bed.

I followed that routine for four days. I'll wake up, dress up and leave, making me have my meals outside, sometimes, I'll bring dinner home and eat in my room.
Amber left my house but she kept on calling and chatting me up.
On the third day, I was stepping into the house when I saw Lois with a big handbag leaving.

Lois: I'll be at Leonard's place. Don't bother about me cause I'll be fine there.

Me: Why Leonard's place? And why are you leaving?

Lois: News flash, Leonard and I are dating now and secondly, I'm no longer comfortable here.

She breezed past me and I shrugged my shoulders. She's dating Leonard? She couldn't even tell me?
I locked up and went inside, cursing Leonard and feeling disappointed.
That night, I called Franca and she told me that Anna had come out of coma. She also said that I shouldn't tell anyone else because she plans on sending Anna to Abuja as soon as she recovers, away from the life she had here. I was happy but then, what's taking Tobe too long to wake up?
The next morning, I locked my house and stepped out for the gym. I left my car behind since the gym isn't far from the estate. With my earpiece carefully giving me jams, I started my jogging.
Its been long since u hit the gym? When was that again? The day the estate had the barbeque.
My life had been filled with drama since then and I'm willing to do anything to have back my quiet life.
At the gym, I put in my heart to it like it was going to be my last, venting my frustrations on the machines not minding what the others thought.
My best friend got into a relationship and didn't deem it fit to tell me, at least, I would have discouraged her, having found out the kind of human being Leonard was.
This same best friend of mine has refused to check up on me whereas Amber, someone who isn't even close to me calls me everyday to see how I'm doing.
I snapped out of my thought since it was bringing me to compare and contrast between two people I love.
But one thing, I'll have to expose Leonard for who he is.

My phone rang, pausing my music. I couldn't check the called ID so I picked it using the earpiece button and waited for the caller to speak first.

PM: Good morning madam, this is inspector Bazim.

Me: Oh! Hi inspector.

PM: Thank you madam. I called to tell you our progress on the case so far.

I nodded in anticipation.

PM: The suspect you hit who is still in our custody has spoken up. He's called Mrs Claire Onuoha as his boss and accomplice. My men are hunting for her right now so I'll advice that you stay indoors for now till she's found. I've also positioned my men at the hospital where her husband has been admitted.

Me: But inspector, I can't stay indoors. I've got to go to work.

PM: Madam, we're doing this for your safety so you'll have to do as we say please. Have a nice day.

And he hung up. Goose bumps quickly appeared on my skin and I stood up. My head began to swell and I suddenly felt dizzy. No. This isn't a good sign at all.
I went out of the building in fast steps and began to run.
I still felt dizzy but I knew the feeling I was having was because I smell danger.
I ran into the estate and there was no security at the gate.
I cursed and pulled out my phone. I started calling Lois but she didn't pick. I tried all their numbers but nobody responded except Harry. I told him what's up and he advised that I get into my house and lock up first. I did that with immediate effect, making sure I locked the windows too. I went upstairs to my room, locked the door and started calling Lois again. This time, she picked.

Lois: Are you tired of the feud?

I breathed out.

Me: Babe where are you?

Lois: At home. This one you're sounding like this? Are you missing me? Do I come?

Me: No please. I want you to be where you are. Claire is on the loose

Lois: You're panicking babe. We know she's on the loose already.

Me: No Lois.

I explained to her what the inspector had said, trying hard not to spill that I'm angry she called Leonard's place her home.

Lois: God. I can't believe this

Me: We don't have a choice. I'll call Amber right now and tell her too.

Lois: What about William?

Me: Jesus! Why not call Amber let me call him. I think Harry must have told her but just call her okay?

Lois: Okay. Be safe baby

Me: You too dear.

By the time I was done talking to William and Franca, my heart had eased up. Thank God the police had called, who knows what would have happened?

Just then, I heard hangings on my door and a text quickly came into my phone, "open up bitch. you're time is up"

Not mine, I muttered.

i haven't killed the engine when Amber came running outside.

Amber: Babe, we were so worried. The others went to file a report and look around town for you.

Me: As what nau? I'm not a child. I can take care of myself.

I shut down my car and entered my house. I went upstairs to my room and locked the door. Thank God it was just Amber that I met cause I won't be able to face the rest. I stripped to my birthday suit and hit the shower, spending like eternity there, thinking about my cute stranger, though mourning, but looked like a charming prince.
I was interrupted with the heavy banging on my door. I rinsed off, tied a towel and went to the door, with no intention of opening it.

Lois: Pamela open up now or we're breaking in.

I got vexed. Do this people think I can't take care of myself or make my own decisions?

Lois: Pamela this is no longer funny, open up now or I'll leave this house this minute.

Amber: Calm down Lois. Let's take it easy on her. I feel she's disturbed over something and she'll come around.

Lois: What are you saying? So Claire called her and she ran away like that only to show up at 10pm and lock herself inside.

Amber: But we don't have to force her to open up. Maybe we should wait, tomorrow morning, she might talk to us.

Lois: Gosh!

I heard footsteps retreating and I knew they were gone. I went to my bed and laid down, closing my eyes and reminiscing over the events of the day. Tomorrow will be a better day, I said to myself as I closed my eyes to sleep.



***********

I got up the next morning and called my PA using my home line, asking her to get me ready for the day. I had decided to terminate my leave and focus on work now. I don't care what plans daddy has but I won't lazy around anymore.
I went downstairs to brew coffee, praying I don't see any of the girls. I got into the kitchen and started my business which I did in a hurry and went upstairs to take my bath.
I wiped out a black high waist skirt and a sky blue chiffon top that has a cut at the back. I've never worn anything sleeveless or shape revealing to work before but I was trying out something new right? I got out a black wedge and a channel handbag
"this would do" I said to myself before going into the bathroom.
I was done in a few minutes. I did all the necessaries and concentrated more on my make up.
By the time I was done, it was already 8;30am.
I picked my handbag and checked everything that was supposed to be inside.
I'll drop at a phone mall before going to the office. I went downstairs, picked my key and left the house.
Outside, I muttered a silent prayer, something I do before going out everyday. I said Amen and raised my head to meet Harry.

Harry: Good morning Pamela.

Me: Morning Harry.

Harry: So I thought you were on leave?

Me: I was. It's over now. I'm tired of staying at home

Harry: Cool. I brought your sim card. Picked it up from the ruins you made of your phone at the hospital yesterday.

I took it from him and put it into my handbag

Me: Thanks Harry.

Harry: You're welcome. I believe you know what you're doing right.?

I nodded with a smile and he gave me a hug.

Harry: I'll be going to the other side of time. A friend of mine needs my help. I'll see you in a day or two.

Me: Hope its no biggie?

Harry: Uhm...... Just something we see everyday. Amber is in right?

Me: Yup.

Harry: See you then.

Me: Bye.

He went into my house and I drove off, praying for a better day ahead.

Thanks guys. You all have been supportive. I really needed that.





I ordered for my semolina and egusi soup which will go down well with an exotic drink. I found a table and sat down as I waited for my order to be brought to me.
If only I hadn't smashed my phone, I would have been busy with it now, either playing "choices" or reading purityval's story. I heaved a sigh and focused my attention on my nails, nothing much to look at, then I started looking around, admiring a couple who I would have advised to get a room immediately since they were all over themselves.
I felt someone touch my shoulders and I looked up to see that guy I had met in the cab.
He pulled a seat beside me and sat down before dropping his phones on the table.

"Hi"
He said, it was a weak one, like he wasn't sure if he said the right thing or if I would reply him.

Me: Hi.

"Sorry if I'm intruding or disturbing your peace. can I share your table?"

Me: Why not? Feel free please.

His voice was calm and I could still detect little sobs from him. I took that time to run my eyes all over him, not missing any hint and finding out he could be well to do.
My order came in that moment and he used that opportunity to give the waitress his order. Simple jollof rice and coke.
I envied that combination. I loved my rice with coke. What beats that feeling of having coca cola in your mouth?

I started eating and he got back to his phone. I didn't know what conversation to bring up so I just let him be. If he wants to talk, I'll be all ears.
His own meal came and he started eating distractedly. Something my brother calls a spoon a minute.
I watched him with interest. The way he held his fork, the way he sipped his coke, he really wasn't just an ordinary personality.
I took the last chunk of meat in my soup plate and relaxed on my chair, ready to go home any moment since Mr stranger doesn't want a conversation.

Me: I'll be leaving now. See you when I see you.

He nodded and I stood up, disappointment forming a knot in my throat. As I walked out of the eatery, I began to wonder, even if he had lost his mother, at least, it's not the end of the world. A simple conversation would have being nice. I don't know why I felt like that, wanting to talk to him but one thing, thank God I was leaving already, at least I won't get to see him again.

It was already evening and as I stood, waiting for a cab to drive me back to the car wash, I prayed to get home to meet lesser drama. I was in this thought when a huge guy bumped into me. I looked at him, an ugly version of the homo sapiens. He was showing off his yellow set of disarranged teeth.

Me: Are you blind or something? You bumped into me and instead of apologising, you're standing there, staring at me like a slowpoke.

His smile grew wider and I was tempted to punch his face.
A cab stopped in front of me and I made to get in but these ugly hulk stopped me, holding the sleeve of my gown and tearing it in the process.
I slapped him and he smiled even more.

Hulk; I just like you. come make we reason something.

My anger grew top notch. What was this? Today has scored to be the worst day of this my life, a day filled with drama.
The cab man drove off and I cursed in my breadth.

Me: You're a bastard. If you like someone, do you embarrass the person to the point of getting her half naked? Don't touch me again before I descend on you.

Hulk: you no know me for here? you wan speak grammar, no be for here o. Ask all these people wey dey here, I get anything wey I want.

Me: You? Do you look yourself in the mirror at all? You get anything you want then go to people who are the same specie as you. Get out.

But he held my hand. People were beginning to stare from a distance and I began to regret coming here to eat at all. This would be my last day in this area.

"let the woman go."
That voice, I turned around and it was him. His eyes were still that same way but his look entirely spelt anger.

Hulk: Bros, na your woman be these? Sorry o.

He left me and began to walk away. Some guys joined him up from the crowd and I realised he wasn't alone.
My cute stranger walked up to me and the questions fell out.

Me: Who are you?

He smiled, revealing two beautiful dimples on his cheeks. My heart melted for him immediately.

"let's get you home. This agbero boys have left upper iweka and started coming into town"

That was the much explanation he gave. He called someone on the phone, saying he was outside. A black car with a heavy behind rode up to us a while later and he asked me to get in.

Me: My car is in the car wash, thank you. I'll just pick a cab.

"please, let's just drop you there."

Me: No thanks.

I readjusted my torn sleeve and began to walk away. A cab raced passed me and I cursed. I looked at my wrist watch and it was past eight. Oh! My phone.
I stood at a bus stop and started flagging down cabs and one stopped eventually.

Me: Mama's car wash.

He nodded and I got in. The drive was slow but that was what I needed to clear my head especially now that I had someone new to worry about, a cute stranger who would be depriving me of sleep soon.
We got to the car wash and I paid the cab man and got down. My car was ready. I gave the boy twice his amount and he hugged me out of excitement. I knew the boy, I knew his story, that's why I always wanted him to take care of my car in order to give him tips.
I drove out, heading to my precious home where I was sure I wouldn't get a sleep. His face kept coming to my head and I prayed I will be able to get him out of my system very soon.

Haven't been around. Plus I lost my aunt. Making it a total of two I've lost just this ember month.







The police were in the hospital just as the guy was wheeled out of the theatre. He only had a few broken bones. The policemen followed the nurses into his ward and handcuffed him to his bed so he won't run away when he wakes up.

PM: Excuse me madam, did you see him give the patient anything?

Me: No. Its either I was late or early.

Pm: Is the patient your husband?

Me: No. No. He's a good friend. But it was his wife who shot him.

The policeman questioning me looked at his colleague.

Me: and she has escaped from prison.

Pm: I believe we're talking about Claire Onuoha?

Me: Yes.

He barked orders to his boys immediately, asking them to post checkpoints all over town.

Pm: We just got information about her escape a few days ago but there was no officer from that station, willing to give us information on that. Please forgive us.

Me: I'm surprised criminals can freely parade the street these days.

Pm: Not to worry madam. We'll report directly to you on this case from now onwards.

Me: Fine by me.

I handed the criminal's phone to him and nodded in appreciation, saying it would help in their investigation.

I dropped my house address with him, bid farewell to the doctor and left the hospital, breathing an air of relief. I would drop by a car wash and wash off the blood stains from my car, stop at an eatery and have a good meal before going home. And once I get home, I'll just tell them what happened at the hospital and nothing more.
I got to my favourite car wash and my "friend" quickly jogged to me and I willingly handed him my key.
He pledged all loyal and I gave him my weakest smile. I checked for my purse and found it under my seat, took it out and left the car wash, after telling him what I wanted for my car. I looked around and saw a cab, flagged it down and was on my way to my favourite eatery, chittis.
We've not rode for five minutes when I saw a guy on a red polo and black chinos flagging down our cab.

Driver: Madam, you wan charter or make I dey pick person?

Me: So long as you'll get me to my destination, I'm good.

He smiled, revealing his set of white teeth before pulling over beside the young man who also had a red boot on his feet.

He got in beside me without saying a word to the driver. His cologne filled the car, subduing mine. The driver himself didn't move. It was when I saw his face through the mirror that I knew he wanted the young man to tell him where he was headed. I looked at the guy beside me who was already engrossed on his phone. I tapped him and he looked at me with red eyes.

Hmmm! This one must have smoked Indian hemp or SK before coming out

Me: You didn't tell him where you're going to.

He said something to the driver who brought the car to life and we started our journey in silence. His phone rang a while later and he picked it.

"Shes gone........ yes. I can't believe mum had to die now that I need her most......... I was there." he sobbed.

"no. I told you she's being sick. Gabriella is with her mother for now........ I put her in the mortuary."

I turned to him as he broke down again. I wanted to hold him, to comfort him, but I don't know him or how he'll respond to such act.

"I don't know where I'm going...... I just want a quiet place..... I'll talk to you later okay?"

He hung up and wiped his eyes with his palm.

Me: Its a pity. Sorry for your loss.
I heard myself say.

He looked at me and nodded, not saying anything.
We got to chittis and the driver pulled into the parking lot.
I looked at the young man again but then, his attention was on his phone, maybe he was telling friends he had lost his mum.
I touched his thigh and he looked at me.

Me: Don't be too hard on yourself. I believe the Almighty knows why it has to be this way.

Again, he nodded. I paid the cab man and got down from the car, wondering if he doesn't speak to women at all

I got into my car and reversed, about pulling into the road when I saw the "doctor" who was in Tobe's room. He was on a call. Instinct told me immediately that he was not a doctor. He was no longer on the white rob. He was wearing a black top that has a hood, his trouser had this rugged cut all over. I cursed out loud and started heating up my car, ready to run the bastard over. He started walking away and I brought my car to life, put it on full speed and without batting an eyelid, I started racing to his direction. Passersby started screaming and waving at him but he was so engrossed in the call that he didn't notice till he was on the floor. I got out from the car and went to where he was lying, half dead. People began to gather and my heart started beating fast. The security men of the hospital was already at the scene. People were shouting at me, asking that I be beaten since I did it on purpose. Some were asking the security men to help take him into the hospital.

Security 1: Madam wetin nau? Why u come jam this man?

Me: Let's take him in first. He's a criminal.

That was all I could mutter before picking up his phone from the ground. On hearing the word, "criminal", their reactions changed immediately. The security men carried him into the hospital and I followed.

The nurses started doing their job, came with a stretcher and wheeled him into the theatre immediately. The second security man stood beside me, like I was going to run away.

Me: Can you call the police?

Security man: Madam, its not our duty to do that.

Me: But I don't have a phone here with me. Call the police please.

Security man: You don jam person, come dey blow big grammar for here.

Me: Listen, you don't know that man, you don't know what he did. If you won't call the police, take me to the senior doctor immediately.

SM: No be for here o. You go pay for all damages first before you speak to our oga.

Then I got it. He wanted " eye wey see". How stupid most Nigerians are.
I brushed past him and he followed suit. I stopped a nurse

Me: Excuse me, how do I see your chief doctor?

Nurse: Do you have an appointment? Or a card?

Me: No but I'm the lady that hit the guy who's in the theatre now.

Nurse: Oh! Come with me.

I followed but the security man tapped me on the shoulder.

Me: You better not touch me again. Fool

The nurse led me to the doctor's office. He was a man in his late fifties. He was reading a medical magazine when we entered.

Nurse: Good day chief

Doctor: Thank you.

He looked up and smiled at me.

Nurse: The accident victim was brought in by her.

Doctor: Alright. You may leave now.

The nurse left and I sat down. He closed the magazine and dropped it on his huge mahogany table.

Doctor: What's your name?

Me: I'm Pamela, Pamela Bernards.

Doctor: How's the victim related to you?

Me: He's not related to me. I came here to see a friend of mine who's in coma only for me to see that guy in his ward, dressed as a doctor. I asked him if something was wrong but he didn't respond. He just left. I was about leaving when I saw him outside on a call. That was when it occurred to me that he's not a doctor but an assassin.

Doctor: Wait a minute, this friend you came to see, is he the patient who was shot by the wife?

Me: Yes doctor. And his wife has escaped from prison.

Doctor: What?

Me: And she's shot another person.

Doctor: I'm calling the police. How can my staff be so careless that anyone can come in here, dress as a doctor and go about his business like he was one of them? They want to spoil the reputation I've built for myself over the years? Or they want me to loose my license?

He picked up his phone and made a phone call to the nearest headquarters.

heemah:
The good you do to people always come back to u and vice versa! Such people are not meant to be your friends, so let them be.

tanx bae

Aristokells24:
nice update babe and concerning what u just asked I advise u don't do good things to people and expect good in return. people's heart are different, just do good because it's the right thing to do. ur rewards will surely come. when u trust them and they cheat on u just know u trusted them more than they deserved and are not worthy to be called ur friend.

tanx dear

Claire: So I'm guessing you are nursing my husband, your crush right?

Me: Do you know you've sold your conscience to the devil? You're heartless Claire.

Claire: I know. You don't have to tell me that. I .....

I quickly started walking back into the hospital building, I have to tell William or Harry what was happening.

Me: You say?

Claire: That I'm hoping you are enjoying it while it lasts. Cause Claire is back to cause chaos in your life. I'm going to take everything away from you.

Me: You won't dare.

I found Harry first so I dragged him outside. He wanted to vex and protest but seeing the look on my face and the phone on my ear, he complied and I left him.
I put the call on loudspeaker and also hit the record button. Why was I just remembering it now.

Claire: Watch me. My husband is down, that William's girlfriend is also down. If I take them all out, you ......

Harry smacked his forehead with his palm and fought not to curse out loud.

Me: You shot Anna?

Claire: My humble self bae.

Me: Trust me Claire, you won't get out of this one. I'll kill you myself.

Her crude laughter filled my ears and I shifted the phone away a little.

Claire: Isn't it you? The runaway chicken hearted lover of my husband. It's easy. I'll just send someone to drop a threatening message then you'll just park up and relocate.

Me: Don't underestimate me Claire. I was a fool to have ran away once, but listen, you've touched me where it hurt most. You've come back like rat perceiving the smell of poison and I'll treat you like one. You've hurt people that are close to my heart and I'll hurt you where you'll least expect.

Claire: Drop it babe. You're just all mouth and no action. Take care for now.

I flung my phone and it landed on the floor, crashing into several pieces. I attacked my car but Harry was close enough to stop me. I folded into his hands, hating my weakness, hating my vulnerability, hating my past. The tears fell and Harry held on tight, like I was his baby.

Harry: We'll get her, I promise.

But i wasn't hearing that. Who would lend me a gun? Who would teach me how to use one. Murder! I wanted to commit murder and the only person I see with a bullet on her head is Claire. Harry helped me up and I got into my car.

Harry: Wait up dear, let me inform the others.

I nodded and he ran inside. But did I wait? Could I wait? I got into the driver's side and started the ignition, then I drove out of the hospital like a mad woman. Claire is out on the loose again. And I'm not gonna let her hurt the people I love so much. Never.

I got to the hospital where Tobe was admitted and parked outside. I got in and made straight for the elevator without giving or replying greetings. Seeing Tobe before I go home to soak myself in liquor is the only soothing remedy to my anguish now. I got to the fourth floor and made straight to the room that was allotted him. The door was slightly open so I got in and saw a doctor looking at him and stroking his arm like he wanted to give him an injection.

Me: What'd wrong doc? Is everything okay?

He turned and left without saying anything. I sat on the chair beside the bed and held Tobe's hand. The paleness and slow response of his pulse got my heartbeat hammering in torrent. I bent my head and began a silent prayer. When was the last time I prayed? When was the last time I sought for the face of my creator? Another time for me to use the word, "typical". Typical human beings, only remembering God when we are in trouble.
My prayer was short but very powerful and sincere. I prayed that life be granted back to the body of this man who's breathing aid is now an oxygen.
I did the sign of the cross, pecked his forehead and left the hospital.




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So I need your suggestions my friends, help me out here. You have a friend who's bin your everything for a good number of years, only to realise recently that she never considered you as you friend. That all you had ever bin was a means to an end, what will you do?

Out of instinct, we went to the doctor with the smile, gathering round him like we were ants going for a cube of sugar while the other doctor walked away without as much as a hello.
We looked at the doctor with expectant eyes and his smile gave me hope. It was weak, tired and not sure but I still counted it as something.

Lois; Doctor, how was the surgery? How is she?

Doctor: The surgery was successful. If luck be on our side, she'll return to consciousness within a day or two, if not, she might slip into coma and we might eventually loose her, but I pray it doesn't get to that. If I may ask, what really happened? Mr William, you know we did this without a doctor's report because of you?

William nodded and Franca leaned into me.

Leonard: Actually, we just got a call that she shot herself.

Doctor: Who shoots herself three times?

Three times? I scanned the faces of others and their reaction was just like mine.

Doctor: A bullet in the scapula and two in her lower abdomen doesn't look like suicide to me. But anyways, Mr William, I suggest you involve the police immediately. If you don't mind, you'll have to excuse me. I need to freshen up.

He walked out without waiting for a response. Who shot Anna? Who wanted her dead? Franca left my side and went to William who enveloped her in a warm embrace. I lowered myself to the nearest chair and carried my head in my hands. Something is amiss. Small Anna?

Lois: You alright?

She sat beside me, placing William's coat on her laps.
I shook my head in the negative and she placed a hand on my shoulder.

Lois: It's going to be fine. Like the doctor said, we'll involve the police and get this thing sorted out.

Me: But who would hurt Anna? She's just 18. Gosh!

Leonard: In this case, two things are involved.
We looked up to see him standing beside Lois. Anger quickly replaced whatever feeling I was having then.

Leonard: Its either an old enemy from school or someone who wants William

Lois: Yes. You're right you know?

Leonard: But I don't know, Anna doesn't look like someone who'll be .....

I stood up and walked out of the building. I wasn't going to sit down there and listen to his dumb talks. He wasn't a cop and he sure knows nothing about tracking a killer. I walked to where Lois had packed my car. I leaned on it and closed my eyes, allowing the early afternoon sun wash through me.
My life has gone back to seven years ago when I was pushed to run away. But this time, I'm going nowhere. I'll sit and see it through to the end. I'm not going to risk being lonely again because of some guys who don't know when to catch feelings. I'm 27, forgive me, I'll be 27 in a month and some days, yet, the men in my life don't even know what they want. Just the same way I have denied myself sexual satisfaction.
My phone vibrated in my hand and I looked at it. It was a phone call from an unknown number.
I picked it and put the phone in my ear without saying a word, typical Nigerian right? Lol.

Caller: Hello house mate.

And it clicked. Claire!

Me: Claire?

She laughed and my hatred switch got on.

Claire: Nice you still remember my voice.

Me: The same voice that wants to drag me to insanity. When did you get out from prison killer? You still have a long term to serve

Claire: You're in Nigeria baby. Slip money into the right hands and you're a free bird.

Me: Oh Claire, I hate you

Claire: The feeling is mutual babe.

We were all seated in the waiting room, hoping upon hopes that Anna survives the surgery. What was she thinking? If anything happens to her, William won't be able to forgive himself. I looked at William, he was no longer the handsome guy that came into my house that morning. He looked different. Was it guilt? His suit has been removed and is on Lois's hand. His tie has been loosened and the hand folded like he was returning from a masonry job. I stood up to go to him but Leonard walked in,memories of what happened in my house came back to my head and I hissed.


I had pushed him away and slapped his face. What was happening to my friend, I wondered? He held his face, just where the slap had landed and I stood up.

Me: Leonard, get out of my house

Leonard: Pamela, let me explain please.

Me: I don't want to hear anything. Just get out.

He stood up and came to me, he tried holding my hands but I slapped his hands away. anger filling every hole I had in me that moment.

Me: Leave

Leonard: Look, I know it's going to sound awkward but Pamela, I'm in love with you.

Me: What?

Leonard: Yes. I don't know how but since that day you walked to the barbeque with me, I've practically not been able to get you out of my head.

And I slapped him again!

Me: Are you insane? What is wrong with all of you for Christ's sake? Why haven't you made your intentions known all this while? And here I was, trying to make you and Lois work.

Leonard: I know. I ....

Me: You know? Then why do this? Why fall for me? Why will you even try it in the first place?

Leonard: We don't control our emotions Pamela. They just come.

Me: I do.

Leonard: Then I'm not like you. I'm not. I hide nothing. I have blood in these veins, I have feelings behind this muscles you're seeing. I'm human.

Me: Me? And did I ever mention that I've got no feelings?

Leonard: I'm sure you don't. But look, I'm sorry about whatever happened here. I just realised you have got your heart all stoned out. No wonder none of your relationships work.

He stormed out of my house and I sat down there in confusion. Did he just say that to me? Did my friend, Leonard, mock me just now? I wanted to cry but the tears refused to fall. I just sat down there, staring at the empty wall beside my electronic gadgets.
It took me a while to snap out of my thoughts and I headed upstairs, undressed, got into the shower and let the water cool my nerves.
I'm not a bad person. I've not just found the right man for me. The Lord's prayer came to my mind and I started saying it, getting to that part, even though I walk through to the valley of the shadow of death, I stopped and started thinking again. Tobe and Anna are on a thin rope. What if they die, for Anna, there will be no thoughts of Williams, for Tobe, there will be no Claire to make his life miserable. They would be happy in the after world. But me, I don't even know the shadow I was walking on, or the shadow I was following. I closed my eyes and heaved a sigh. It was time to work on myself. Once Tobe and Anna are certified healthy, I'll start going on dates, work on my tight schedules and see if I can loosen up a little. Since Leonard could say those words to me, my own Leonard, it means anybody could say anything to me........and I won't allow that.

I got out and picked another dress, tied my weavon in a messy ponytail and stepped out without any make up.
I got a cab that drove me to the hospital only to realise that Anna had been wheeled to the theatre. And that's how we all sat silently, hearts in our hands, praying to God to spare the life of this innocent girl, to give her a second chance.

He walked in and sat beside William, saying something I couldn't hear. Franca was sprawled on the floor, weak from crying. I went to her and joined her on the floor. She looked at me and smiled.
I hugged her and we held each other like long lost siblings.

Me: She'll be fine. Trust me FranC

Franca: I'm sorry for my earlier outburst. It's not William's fault.

Me: You don't have to apologise. Anybody in your shoes will act same way.

Franca: He's angry at me right?

Me: Let's bother about Anna now. Every other thing will come later.

She nodded and went back into my arms. We remained that way until the bulb outside the theatre turned off. We all stood up and waited for the doctors to come out and give us the news.

Franca: Do you think she'll survive?

i nodded, not sure of what I was to say. Just as we expected, two doctors walked out of the theatre. One looked mean and the other had a faint smile. Out of instinct, we all wentto the foc

William: Thank you Pamel. Tell me, what do I do? I've made a lot of mistakes all in the name of seeking revenge on the womenfolk. What do I do?

Me: You'll have to start with Anna

William: How?

Lois walked in that moment with a tray. She dropped it on the table.

Lois: I figured you two wanted to be alone, so I brought your food here. Hope you don't mind?

William: Thank you Lois but I'm not hungry.

Me: Don't mind him, we'll eat here.

Lois: Alright. You two have fun.

She winked at me and catwalked out of the sitting room.

Me: William, you'll have to talk things through with Anna. She's madly in love with you, don't forget she slapped me last night. She is willing to do more just to have you.

William: But I don't love her

Me: Yet you stayed with her, you made her your woman, she gave you everything she had to offer. Let me not even talk about the girl I caught you having sex with at your office? Who knows how many they are?

William: Baby please stop rubbing it in.

Me: I'm not. I'm just trying to tell you that you still have a long way to go. You can't move on if you don't atone for the past.

I held his hand and looked at him. He smiled at me and nodded.

Me: Can we eat now?

William: Will you help me? I mean, will you help me go meet Anna?

Me: I'll go with you. But she needs to hear it all from you.

William; Alright. Let's eat then.

And like a sudden wave just passed, Leonard came running into the sitting room and the others followed.

Leonard: She shot herself.

Franca was crying and I went to her immediately. She dropped on the floor.

Me: Who?

Franca: Anna.

William: What?

Franca attacked him immediately, clawing at his face and tearing his expensive suit.

Franca: You killed her. You've killed the only relative I've got left. You .....

She dropped on the floor and William followed, holding her in his hands and letting his tear drop. That was when I knew his repentance was genuine. Lois joined them on the floor and Leonard came to me, holding me like I was his and I saw myself, relaxing in his arms and letting my emotions take control of me.

Leonard: It's okay baby. Ease up.

Amber and Harry just stood there, looking sober while Leonard held me tight, like I was going to hurt myself if he leaves me alone.
On the other side, Franca and William were crying while Lois tried to console them both.

Amber: Like, guys, has she being confirmed dead?

Leonard: We'll find out when we get to the hospital. Let's go guys.

He lifted me up and I carried myself to a couch. Lois picked my car key and they all filed out of the house, leaving me with Leonard.

Leonard: Baby!

Me: She can't just die like that. I need to explain my own side of the story. She needs to know that Williams and I are just .....

He placed a finger on my lips and silenced me.

Leonard: Let's have faith. Tobe was shot and he's not dead yet.

Me: She shot herself. It could be in the head.

I broke down again and he cuddled me warmly, letting my tears wet his packet shirt.

Leonard: You stay here, I'll rush to the hospital and .....

Me: I'm going with you.

I tried standing up, but he had his hands on my mid stomach.

Leonard: You're not good to go out.

Me: Leonard I said I want ...


And that was when his lips came crashing into mine.

Make una no vex abeg. I've bin having conjunctivitis. Everything appeared double so I couldn't update. But it's getting better now.


Me: I don't want to hear anything William. Your apology is not necessary. Even if it is legit, I can't have you back in my life.

William: Why?

Me: Because I'm in love with someone else.

A deafening silence fell in the room. What did I just say now? In love with who kwanu?

William: Alright! But, can we be friends?

Me: I'll think about it. For now, breakfast is getting cold

I walked and he followed behind me, his cologne filling the entire sitting room where everyone else was seated. He sat beside Amber and said a weak hi to her. She nodded with a smile.

Lois: I believe everything is sorted out now, can we go and eat?

Harry: I've been wanting to hear that since I stepped in.

He looked at Amber and winked at her

Harry: Baby, to the table then.

Lois, Franca and Leonard laughed but I didn't find it funny, nothing was funny anymore. Everyone stood up except William and started making way to the dinning. I went and sat beside him. He had his head in his hands and it reminded me of the night I had drank myself to stupor because of Tobe and how William had been worried sick about me.

Me: Liam.

He raised his head and gave me a weak smile. Then a tear fell from his eyes. I was surprised and my heart softened.

William: Look how I pushed you away Pamela. I messed up.

He wiped his tear and smiled again.

William: I thought I'll never see you again. I punished myself, I punished every woman I met, I ........

Me: Anna? She is just a girl.

William: I know. She is obsessed with me, I couldn't stop it. I couldn't stop her. She ......

Me: William, that girl is in love with you. Do you know she's Franca's cousin?

William: I know. But hey, I've never touched her without her consent. She's the only woman ......

Me: Girl! She's a girl William. Listen, what I said before, I didn't mean it. I'm not in love with anyone but then, you need to make amends. You need to ......

William: I'll do anything for you.

Me; Not for me William. But for your conscience sake. So you won't live the rest of your life in curse. And I'm sorry for everything you went through. I'm so sorry.

William: Can I get a hug?

I nodded and I hugged him, his scent filling my nose and reminding me yet again of that night we had spent together. I missed this guy, yes, I did.

Look at this man, talking about food when I'm complaining about the intruder who is in my house.

Lois: Leonard, this is what we'll do. Let's go in and have breakfast while we leave this two to talk things out.

Me: It's no use.

I walked to the door and paused, before turning to the Almighty William.

Me: Get out. Now!

Harry: Hey! Pamela I don't support that. I don't like it. Courtesy demands that you listen to him first.

Me: He has nothing to say.

Harry: This is so dumb. At one point, I thought you're matured enough and at another, this is what I get. I'll be inside.

Leonard: Baby, please, calm down and listen to him. You don't think I'll bring him here without talking serious sense into him. Chill alright?

He took Lois's hand and they walked in, leaving William and I. He came in properly and locked the door, then like a flash, he pulled me to himself and hugged me passionately. I too was surprised but I saw myself pulling him close in return.

William: These smell that has hunted me for more than a decade. I missed you Pamela.

I pulled away and looked at him intently. What is this? What script is he acting out?

William: Don't be surprised honey. Yes, I know I messed up but please .......

Me; Please come in. I know when hunger speaks from a person.

I catwalked out but then he stopped me.

William: I'm tired. Let's stop this madness already.

i turned to him and started going back to where he was standing, like an accused, waiting for the final verdict.

Me: Why?

William: Because I'm tired of it all. The games, the pretence, the lies, everything

I scoffed, thinking of the plan he's hatching in his mind right now. I wondered what master plan that was. But no, I won't let his lies disrupt my beautiful day.

Me: William, I won't let you fool me. Never.

William: What are you saying? I'm sorry. I've missed you. I want you back as a friend, a lover, an advisor, please babe. I know I offended you this few weeks. I was angry, angry at myself for allowing you walk away, allowing you walk out of my life, Pamel, I have realised my mistake. I should have given you a chance to explain yourself the very first day you entered my office. But I let pride take over my sense of reasoning. I allowed my bitterness to ........

Leonard: Babe

Me: Good morning. How're you doing?

Leonard: I'm good. How was your night?

Me: Beautiful. Very beautiful. Where are you?

Leonard: I'm at home

Me: Right! Call Harry. You guys should come over for breakfast.

Leonard: Uhm. Actually, I'm with .......

Me: Don't keep us waiting. We'll all leave for the hospital from here. So no excuses.

Leonard: Alright. We'll be there soon.

Me: Get a bottle of wine while you're at it.

Leonard: Yes ma'am.

I hung up and turned to Lois who was grinning from ear to ear.

Lois: He's coming?

Me: Yes. Lover girl

Lois: Same with you.

Me: I seriously don't know what you're talking about. I honestly don't know.

Lois: Liar.

Me: I'm very hungry. I'll make a bowl of cornflakes before freshening up. I'll die before this food is ready.

Lois: I'll be upstairs then.

I walked to the kitchen and cleared my throat.

Me: The guys are coming for breakfast too.

Amber: For real? We can hang out like we did the other time. it's going to be so much fun.

Me: You can say that again. FranC, remember William and Leonard now? They're the guys we hung out with one certain time in school. Your date was Flord, of blessed memory.

Her face turned moody.

Franca: Yes. I remember them now.

A tear fell from her eyes and I went to her side immediately.

Me: What's all these now? Why are you acting like this? How long will you punish yourself for his death?

Franca: I ...... I ...... we fell in love, he just died ..... a month to my introduction.

Me: What? You both wanted to get married?

She nodded and I pulled her into a hug. Amber came closer and began to rub her back.

Amber: Babe, it's okay. What matters now is that you've made amends. That's what counts.

Me: God has a reason for planning your life that way. Stop crying okay?

She nodded and sniffed, wiping her face with the back of her palm.

Me: I came to make a big bowl of cornflakes. I'm very hungry

Franca: So you still eat too much.

Me: You can say that again o. I don't joke with my stomach

Amber: You're lucky you're just thick. Some people eat and get fat. You, ....

Me: Mine goes to my ass and boobs.

Laughter erupted in the kitchen and I joined them. I walked to the table and made myself a good quantity of my favourite junk before settling down to munch away.

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We were done, when I say we, I mean the girls, done with cooking, setting the table for six and applying make up to our faces. Once we're done with breakfast, we'll just wear our clothes and leave for the hospital.
It was Amber who called the guys through her boyfriend Harry, yes, they didn't say it but they're now official.
Immediately the door bell rang, Lois went to get it.
Surprisingly, there was no sound coming from the door so I went to see what's happening. Leonard and Harry were standing aside while Lois was staring at William.

Lois: We meet again young bachelor.

He smiled, something he was very good at a couple of years ago

William: How're you Lois?

Lois: I'm fine. But don't you think there's someone who deserves to be asked that question?

William: Who?

Lois: The girl you're in love with. How long do you intend to pretend or punish yourself? Why not ....

Me: Lois?

That was too much. She can't just run her tongue over things she's not sure of. Things she doesn't have proof of.

Lois: Babes, just chill alright.

Me: Leonard, what's he doing here? You didn't tell me you're coming with him.

Leonard: Wanted to do that but you interrupted me. I can't just leave him since we're all going to the hospital.

Me: I see, I've talked sense into him now and he wants to see him.

Lois: Please come in young bachelor. But let me warn you, there's no room for sarcasm or rudeness here today. You get?

Me: This is my house. I say who comes in and who doesn't.

Harry: Don't you guys think the food is getting cold?