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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs RB Leipzig: UCL Today At 9pm by Pandev(m):
EbukaHades10:
Op and mods, how many una take make we know wetin we go do next?
oh boy! See beta stuff.
Back to the post, seun & his guys actually did this intentionally, they so desperate of traffic. Reason am na, why person go post better stuff and no go make fp? How normal person go post this shit and normal mod go move am go fp if no be plan? You ever reason am why them neva close this down since afternoon? You now reason with me abi you think I dey bitter? Same forum you go find all kind fake news wey you no fit see anywhere else. Shameless ungrateful seun no dey help anyone, na how im go collect our little join im own already big money concern am. Heartless just like naija goverment. God punish you and your mumu mods. I dey expect your eternity ban, you fit trace me self if e pain you. Lala dey view thread self to dey monitor their plan, mtcheew. Myndd44, lalasticlala et al, fvck yo, fvck your ban in advance. Tufiakwa!
Crime › Re: Amotekun Arrests 2 Gay Men Caught Having Sex In Ondo (photo) by Pandev(m): 7:38pm On Mar 05, 2021
Anigreat:
shocked







Assuming homosexuality was a natural or a normal thing then you'll see a male dog running after a male dog for sexual satisfaction, you'll see a male cocck running after a male cocck for sexual satisfaction etc, Same thing with lesbianism, you'll see a female cat running after female cat for sexual satisfaction, a female goat desperate in search of a female goat for sexual satisfaction etc...if animals with their shallowed brains can be attracted to the opposite sex for sexual satisfaction, i dont know what's wrong with human beings. The devil is really at war with mankind.


I detest gays
God himself detest them, reason he reduced Sodom and Gomorrah to dust.
NwaAmaikpe?
Politics › Re: Sheikh Gumi Speaks On Zamfara Schoolgirls' Abduction by Pandev(m): 12:21pm On Feb 26, 2021
undecided fvck! We're fùcking fùcked
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Rapper 'falz' Blasts The Nigerian Government On Mr Macaroni's Arrest by Pandev(m): 10:31am On Feb 13, 2021
sad
Crime › Re: A Lady Was Trapped Inside Bolt Driver Car Who Allegedly Refused To Let Her Out by Pandev(m): 10:28am On Feb 13, 2021
undecided
Crime › Re: ''SARS Is Back Again'' Men In SARS Uniform With Gun Chased Man Into Shoprite Mal by Pandev(m): 4:12pm On Jan 10, 2021
shocked the fvck?
Politics › Re: [LIVE UPDATE] Obaseki Cert Forgery: Judge Arrives, Set To Deliver Judgement by Pandev(m): 12:56pm On Jan 09, 2021
Hmmn
Business › Re: Tax In Nigeria: How Is It Calculated? by Pandev(m): 12:42pm On Jan 09, 2021
Hey, Okada, carry me go la.las.ticl.ala house, this must enter fp and you go carry me back to this thread. How much? cool
Music/Radio › Re: Who Do You Think Deserve The Next Rated Award Even If Not Given. by Pandev(m): 11:33am On Jan 09, 2021
Bella
Politics › Re: Nigerians Recall Osinbajo's Sack Of DSS DG, Say Comparison To Pence Ridiculous by Pandev(m):
cheesy STARBOY2023, bros Racoon still has at least 10 more years to wail grin
Business › Re: FG To Borrow Dormant Account Balances, Unclaimed Dividends by Pandev(m): 9:56pm On Jan 06, 2021
shocked haaaaaaaaaa.
Bubu don finish us kpatakpta grin
Celebrities › Re: Lizzy Anjorin: DNA Test Has Overtaken Coronavirus Test, Plenty Homes To Scatter by Pandev(m): 7:27am On Jan 06, 2021
cheesy
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Poisons Her 3-year-old Stepson To Death by Pandev(m): 7:23am On Jan 06, 2021
The fvck?
Politics › Re: You Must Account For Alleged ₦15 Trillion Loot, PDP Tells APC Leaders by Pandev(m): 7:20am On Jan 06, 2021
grin
Politics › Re: #DNA Challenge: Igbo Youth Leader volunteers to go for DNA test with Nnamdi Kanu by Pandev(m): 6:53am On Jan 06, 2021
shocked
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Has Right To Contest For President - Olusegun Osoba by Pandev(m): 1:43pm On Jan 05, 2021
Starboy I want
Politics › Re: Soyinka: Talking About Buhari Not Good For My Sanity by Pandev(m): 4:39am On Jan 05, 2021
cheesy
Fahdiga:
You must talk about Buhari by fire by force having imposed the world renowned failure on Nigerians. in fact all this bloodletting going on under the lifeless cow will continue to hunt you till the end of time. expect to see giant Buhari with cow horns in your dream tonight
imposed? so you mean Soyinka put gun at your head to vote Buhari?
Romance › Re: Should I Go On With This Relationship? by Pandev(m): 6:56am On Jan 04, 2021
Hitwe99:
Not that,,,,but I don't wanna break her heart
and you think her heart would break if you leave her? Her heart is not for you in the first place, I pity you. Don't believe her manipulations. A girl wey get liver to dey recieve her side guy call for your presence dey describe how him go reach her lodge (just to come fvck her) go leave you one day suddenly with no remorse and e go shock you. You don't need her pussy, you could put yourself in trouble while waiting for opportunity to fvck your own fvck. But if you must fvck her, use your 6 b4 7, be wise. Lastly, you're getting too emotionally attached to her, don't be decieve by whatever her mother does or says, don't marry a hoe, her pussy belongs to that guy that came to her lodge for 2days holiday.
Culture › Re: EndSARS : Oba Rilwan akinolu Returns To Palace Two Months After Mob Invasion by Pandev(m): 8:10am On Jan 02, 2021
Oga Arrewa/mandam1, Seun and Buhari are not much different. They don't listen to people's complaint, they're more concerned about their personal aim, once they achieve it, they give no fvck about people's cry. So just take a chill pill. It is your right to protect your heritage, many people are aware of Hausa/Igbo issue, in fact, we know Igbo has issue with everybody else, they think they're wiser, civilised than all of us, still, upon their self acclaimed intelligence, they have never ruled Nigeria, they only did through military. They're too many on this forum, so oga Seun has to pretend he doesn't see their shenanigans so far he's making his money.

Make una sha leave presidency for the south come 2023, cuz you fulani no wan leave power, na power be your own problem for north, una no wan leave power grin
Celebrities › Re: Segun Arinze Tells Dangote To Invest In Nigerian Football Clubs by Pandev(m): 7:00am On Jan 02, 2021
Jazzafizzy:
shocked

Segun should just relax oo before northern people will call for his head .

None will admit to his assertion , that dangote made his billions here being a sole importer and production if essential good Nigerians consume
look, football clubs dont make money by magic, it is from the spectators who buy tickets to watch matches, adverts through hoarding, jersey etc. So before you start a tribal war, how much do we watch Nigeria premier league? Dangote is a businessman, he'll always want to make more money
Crime › Re: Cyber Crime And Spiritual Implications by Pandev(m): 6:48am On Jan 02, 2021
Dogshit! This had better be a fiction otherwise, your own go worse pass yahoo boys own. You don't know shit about spirituality, all what you typed up there were illusion from dangerous spirit and that's if it is not even some fictious bullcrap to begin with. If you be muslim, go meet a strong truthful Islamic scholar wey go do confirmed ruki'ah for you. If you be Christian, go meet better pastor wey go do confirmed deliverance for una. You can never talk to spirit of a dead person, you can only talk to some dangerous creatures who transform in body of a dead person. No lose guard, use your six before seven. cool
Family › Re: Help!!! My Dad Still Smoking Weed In His Old Age!!! by Pandev(m):
Egbetayo:
The only thing that is funny in the responses so far is the Anambra proverb.
aswear, that majamajic abi wetin be im moniker just very funny grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 2021 Prophecies By Apostle Ogochukwu Amaukwu by Pandev(m): 8:17am On Jan 01, 2021
Mtcheew! This shit should be banned by the government.
Christianity Etc › Re: 2021 Prophecies By Pastor Adeboye by Pandev(m): 8:08am On Jan 01, 2021
undecided this na prophesy? Everybody just dey use us catch cruise for this Naija
Politics › Re: New Year Broadcast: I Will Continue To Listen To Youths - Buhari by Pandev(m): 7:58am On Jan 01, 2021
Racoon:
Same youth you said are criminals always looking for freebies while Yusuf Buhari is yet to be punished for buying a #55M power bike without any commisurate source of income?

Then punish all those wicked humanity involved in the ugly incident of 20/10/2020 including yourself.
wailing early morning of 1st day in the new year? Racoon, forget about 2023, PDP is gone for good. I know that not many people know who you truly are because you hide behind many veils. Lekki this lekki that. I wonder why you didn't ask him about 300 sh'ite memembers killed by the Nigeria army, what about farmers killed on their farm? What about the policemen that were killed during endsars? Are they not Nigerians. You people think you're too wise, you think northerners are not woke, you think they're illiterates, you marginalise them with your pride thinking they don't deserve to live with you as if they're not human and later you'll be the one crying marginalisation. You treat them like they're not human, nevertheless, they've ruled us the most. Racoon, rest so that you wont commit suicide at the end of 2023 elections. Even GEJ has moved on.
Ps: for those who may get angry unnecessarily cuz of this post, just chill, I know bubu failed us big time in term of security but I hate people who always want bad new and complain about everything even when bubu is not at fault, they are actually making things difficult just because they believe it is an opportunity to market their political party in coming elections.
Politics › Re: New Year Broadcast: I Will Continue To Listen To Youths - Buhari by Pandev(m): 7:12am On Jan 01, 2021
Hmmm
Politics › Re: Leave Oshiomhole Out Of Your Predicament, Edo APC Replies Philip Shaibu by Pandev(m):
After Edo governorship election, y'all claimed Oshio the stubborn jacket man had been relegated politically, you even dragged Tinubu along. But I don't understand how someone you relegated politically is now your political problem. If at the end of the day Obaseki is removed, we wont hear words again, they'll be calling Tinubu name again. The sameTinubu they claimed they've been relegated. Abeg leave the jacket man alone. Bitter people everywhere cheesy
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pandev(m): 8:08am On Dec 28, 2020
CaveAdullam:
NB: With Green light alone you will get fewer women around you, compare to when you are a pick up artist. The former is highly important when you need to commit and the later when you need to exercise your sexual prowess. It is better you go for a woman that choose you (well armed with the vetting parameters) because she's highly invested and can easily submit, than the one you selected from your "whoring" adventures. Lol!

However, the amount of green light you received is directly proportional to the height of your sexual market value, your stance in the society's totem pole and the place you occupy in the pyramid--upper echelon with top tiers men e.g Politicians, Celebrities, Entrepreneurs, CEOs, Inventors, etc. It is also dependent on the environment you place yourself. Pastors, youth leaders, choirmasters, have access to women because in their environment(church) women are in a plethora.

Green lights are abundant where women are abundant or where your high value is shining resplendently. Green lights can be direct or indirect, but irrespectively, watch out for the following signs. However, these are few and not comprising of all.

She always touch you.

Call you pet names.

Lean on you.

Want to be around you.

Always text/call you.

Respect you in public.

Always listen to you.

Always seek your advice.

Relates her personal secrets with you.

Don't pick offence easily even when you deliberately wrong her.

Always want to play with you.

Bridge: the above can also be similar to the friendzone, then, to be able to bye pass it and fully know if it is a "potential" greenlight;

She allows you to touch her freely or resist slightly when you touch her on her bo*bs and as*.

Allow you to rub her tummy. You can easily turn her on if you are very good with the tummy game.

Uses her bo*bs to brush you.

She makes sexual jokes.

She eager to sit on your legs.

She doesn't get angry when you peck or kiss her.

She eagers to come visit you.

Eager to cook for you.

Eager to want you taste her food.

Eager to share in your work.

She's jealous when you add/mention another woman in the triangle.

She allow you to lift her by placing your hands on her as*.

The key point: if she doesn't reject any of your sexual advances just know she's into you. And you must also be good in the understanding of body language and most especially reading people's intents from their eyes.

Authority: For love/marriage, let a woman choose you, but for lust, you can decide to go fishing yourself.


PS: green light guarantees high investment, high submission, high respect. But it doesn't in anyway guarantees that a woman will stick to you forever, because hypergamy is an inherent female nature. Although, the relationship can tarry for a long time depending on your frame.
good explanation cool
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pandev(m): 5:26am On Dec 28, 2020
Pandev:
man, do give us some insight on 'green light'. I, particularly am not very good in recognizing it.
CaveAdullam
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pandev(m): 3:34pm On Dec 27, 2020
CaveAdullam:
From a biological stand point, a woman will decide immediately if she will f^ck a man she just set her eyes on. This particular man, if he can catch the green light will do little or nothing to access her wholly. Yeah, all women do this, but not all men are able to decrypt the green light. Rather, men, will jump from one hole to another, squandering their resources, looking for a particular woman to commit to, instead of simply cohabiting with the one that has already choose them.

Now, to what I'm really up to: since women are programmed neurotically to choose the men they want, patriarchs of old knew about it, and quickly created a bye pass by selecting different men for their daughters to choose from. Do you know why?

Women are highly emotional, moved by feelings, they must first feel before they think, and if what they feel is sweet, regardless of whether it is real or artificial, it automatically becomes true/truth for them. This is why you see women flocking around jerks and assholes, because they are adventurous and women love adventures. They love mysteries and darkness. Patriarchs of old knew of this and quickly bye passed it like I said earlier.

The reason you see a lot of damaged women today is because;
1. many fathers has abdicated their roles to women,

2. many men are informed about masculinity from the gynocentric broadcasting service,

3. women can provide cheap labour for the government, and the government has truncated men, giving much relevance to women. This especially is the reason for the pandemonium surrounding the family court and divorce sagas.

4. Fathers allowing their daughters to roam about thinking they are now matured, can think for themselves and probably take care of themselves.

Women only mature in age and body, for them to remain like the innocent little child without damage they must pass from fathers or quality male relatives to reputable husbands. Any middle ground in between will bait her to hell and probably damage her in return.

I'm saying this because of @bolded. You said it jokingly, but this was how women were carried along from old. However, these days, women are free like the air, can do whatever they like, and when they're done with all their bullshits, they will then be seeking for a God fearing man who will not judge them by their past---absolute and arrant nonsense!

So, my bro, directly or indirectly, inform your sisters of the evil that takes the half of their hearts, if they don't learn and shield themselves, they will be consumed by wolves in sheep clothings. This is your duty as a man and as a brother.

Authority: femininity is protected only if positive masculinity is allow to bring forth its luminosity.

Thanks.

God bless.
man, do give us some insight on 'green light'. I, particularly am not very good in recognizing it.
Celebrities › Re: Victoria Inyama Slams Etinosa Idemudia For Joining The Babymama Gang by Pandev(m): 7:27pm On Dec 26, 2020
cheesy feminist alert! Victoria dey disguise
Romance › Re: I Am In Tears, She Is In Tears Because We Were Wrongly Accused by Pandev(m):
shocked
my advice for you is to be very careful of the issue because you're getting too emotional. There is more than meets the eyes to this story. The girl and the accuser surely have something between them that they're not telling you. No carry her matter for head like dandruff thinking say them wan sack her because of you, trust me, no be because of you them go sack her. Make una try enter that accuser and that girl well well, e sure for me say them go vomit the reason for the whole drama. Use your 6 before 7.

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