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Politics › Re: Nigerian Politicians Before And After Pictures (Throwback And Recent Photos) by Pandev(m): 4:41pm On May 12, 2020
Beremx:
The way Ifeanyi Okowa’s head changed from being round to oblong is what I don’t understand.
pls stopiiit... grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Tony Momoh Reacts To Wike Demolition Of Hotels by Pandev(m): 12:04pm On May 12, 2020
Wiifesnatcher:
seems your period is missing. if this fool was an APC gov, imbeciles like you would have been ranting like spoilt toy?


I think you're under spell to support his foolishness? nonsense impersonator
shocked 'ranting like spoilt toy'? grin
Politics › Re: Tony Momoh Reacts To Wike Demolition Of Hotels by Pandev(m): 11:56am On May 12, 2020
Lyricsmansion:
Bros you can seek refund of all your tuition fees from various institutions u attended..
grin if na you get the school, you fit return im tuition fees?
Make bros just go collect another jamb form, simple.
Politics › Re: Tony Momoh Reacts To Wike Demolition Of Hotels by Pandev(m): 11:51am On May 12, 2020
guy222:
this one don exchange his brain with akara, so you are saying the lagos state governor can as well demonish funke's house or the house the party took place abi, why you mumu like this. Keep reasoning with your anus
shocked
Politics › Re: Tony Momoh Reacts To Wike Demolition Of Hotels by Pandev(m): 11:49am On May 12, 2020
moralistic:
...the penalty for drug trafficking in Malaysia is death... incase
because it is Malaysia's law and not the Malaysian president's executive order. Thanks sir
Politics › Re: Tony Momoh Reacts To Wike Demolition Of Hotels by Pandev(m): 11:38am On May 12, 2020
24SEVEN:
Na Wike get this coronavirus season.. Oh mehn, everywhere Wike.


Lawyers who lambasted, lampooned and castigated Wike, the stage is set. Please take up the case on behalf of the owners of the hotels and Sue RVSG. I'm talking about the likes of Falana and Adegboruwa(hope i spelt it well).


Time for them to put their money where there mouth is.


Why I support the demolition is the peculiarity of Rivers. He knows us the people he governs, they are people you don't negotiate with, any sign of weakness or inability to keep to your threat, they will take you for a very long ride. A state littered with natural strongheads, cultists, militants and people who love to thwart instructions for fun of it, to show they have level and guts. Na Wike fit us.
in short, there shouldn't be any court of law in Rivers State. Let Wike be the accuser, prosecutor and the judge grin
Politics › Re: Tony Momoh Reacts To Wike Demolition Of Hotels by Pandev(m): 11:28am On May 12, 2020
Alwaysachick:
The same set of people that called for Funke's head are definitely the ones criticizing Wike.

Confused beings
Funke's house wasn't demolished sir, she was charged to the court of law. You're the confused one here sir cool
Politics › Re: The Real Reason Why Governor Wike Demolished Eleme Hotel - Rivers Lawmaker by Pandev(m): 3:19pm On May 11, 2020
shocked
Romance › Re: Ladies Are Scum!!,see What This Lady Did[picture] by Pandev(m): 3:01pm On May 11, 2020
I disagree with you people who claimed she bleached. It is either a man's hand or she applied make up on her face.
Education › Re: Who Can Interpret This Picture? by Pandev(m): 12:11pm On May 11, 2020
undecided
Health › Re: Photos Of Live Snake Caught Beside Corpers' Lodge In Offa! by Pandev(m): 10:48pm On May 10, 2020
Live snake? shocked
lord lalasticlala, 1st thing tomorrow. cool
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by Pandev(m): 8:38pm On May 10, 2020
Ishilove:
Remove 30 years and we have a more accurate age grin
. Ishilove momma, you wey don knack 40 grin
Politics › Re: Lockdown: Umahi Suspends Commissioner, Perm Sec, Others Over ‘porous’ Boundaries by Pandev(m): 7:54pm On May 10, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
This Corona viruse don cause many problems already

Imagine a real niggarrr is plus +1 today

But can't do anything because he is damnnnnn broke because of corona viruse

am still going to try and drop recharge cards of two thousand naira right here in my subsequent comments but it is going to be hundred naira recharge card up to 2 thousand naira
damnnnnn niggarrr, you're a real niggarrr. grin
Live long and prosper.

You go drag weed till 5am tomorrow cheesy
Health › Re: How Can I Recover Back My Sense Of Taste And Smell? by Pandev(m): 6:25pm On May 10, 2020
shocked Orisirisi. God help us o
Sports › Re: Who Deserves Title Of Greatest Premier League Manager? by Pandev(m): 2:09pm On May 10, 2020
Nobleking1994:
How can you say that they were players not on the level of barca players while they have won the double for two straight years.

How can players that have been winning doubles for two straight years in italian league not quality enough to compare a trophyless barca team.

Stop making some statements that are not factual.

If you say so let us compare the two squads player by player you will see that inter milan had more experienced world class players than barca.

JULIO CEASAR as of then was better valdes

JAVIER ZANNETI was better than pique

ESTABAN CAMBIASSO was the best defensive midfielder in the world

THIAGO MOTTA

SAMUEL ETOO

DIEGO MILITO

SULLEY MUNTARI

WESLEY SNEIJDER

MAICON of brazil the best right back

WALTER SAMUEL of Argentina

GORAN PANDEV

DEJAN STANKOVIC

LUCIO

PATRICK VEIRA

WALTER MATERAZI

CHIVU



which among these players were not established world class players to compare peps team of 2008.
bros, as for me Pandev, na Mourinho make us world class. grin
Sports › Re: Who Deserves Title Of Greatest Premier League Manager? by Pandev(m): 9:30am On May 10, 2020
[quote author= post=89379270]1. Sir Alex Ferguson.
2. Jose Mourinho. (Our personal person, The Special One! The Only One!! Arsene Wenger's darling 'hubby'!!!wink)
3. Arsene Wenger.
In that particular order.
Thank you!
cool[/quote]wow! Eggzactly grin UP BLUES!
Travel › Re: Nigerians Evacuated From Dubai Protest, Say They Are Treated Like Prisoners by Pandev(m): 4:39am On May 10, 2020
Chai!
Romance › Re: This Is The Reason Why Some Men Die Young by Pandev(m): 12:09am On May 10, 2020
shocked
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Sanwo-Olu Mulls Another Lockdown by Pandev(m): 9:31pm On May 09, 2020
cheesy make I no talk am
boyjo:
You try.
How you take do am?
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Sanwo-Olu Mulls Another Lockdown by Pandev(m): 9:24pm On May 09, 2020
As expected, all the best.
I dey my village jejely.
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Pandev(m): 4:00pm On May 09, 2020
ariefadenco:
Chai, mine was when a devilish friend gave me COLORADO to smoke. I was in a different world entirely thinking most likely to be land of the dead. Me that was a good boy was just empathising with my parents that had spent so much money in sending me to school.
It wasnt a nice experience.
bros please tell us in details what the feeling was like. What were you seeing? grin
Romance › Re: I Have Feelings For Her But She's Engaged by Pandev(m): 11:45am On May 09, 2020
undecided
oga let her go and move on. Forget about how she stares at you, women can be so strange in behaviour sometimes. Use your 6 before 7. No talk say I no tell you. Peace cool
Politics › Re: Abiola, Oba Oyekan At The Crowning Of Tinubu As Asiwaju Of Lagos (Throwback Pic) by Pandev(m): 7:13am On May 09, 2020
LegendHero:
Broda mi, I only have one request.

Please leave me with bigfish3k , I will eat him raw such that his moniker will change to smallfish1k when I’m done dealing with him.

I want to be greedy coz fish is a source of protein, I need that in my system.

Aku ongbe o
shocked
emi a ri eyin osu
Romance › Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Pandev(m): 8:20pm On May 08, 2020
Liliantalks:
A nigga told me he was going to tie my hands and blindfold me during sex that he loved it better that way.. I told him no n never picked he’s calls
BDSM
Romance › Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Pandev(m): 8:06pm On May 08, 2020
You people should stop already. They being dey reason me for here say which old woman I insult today with the way I dey laugh.
Romance › Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Pandev(m): 7:53pm On May 08, 2020
Froshhh7:
Mine eehn was when I wen my galfrind then wul always ask me to put her panties on my shoulder while I bang her
grin
Romance › Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Pandev(m): 7:52pm On May 08, 2020
Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.
BDSM! you people will not kill me with laughter. This thread is so crazy! No matter what shit you think nairaland has become, nairalanders wont just allow you to retire from this forum with their hilarious comments grin
Romance › Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Pandev(m): 7:39pm On May 08, 2020
XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like grin
grin.. Everyone just asked me why I was laughing out loud.
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Only Had Dry Catarrh, Not COVID-19 – Senator Andulfatai Buhari by Pandev(m): 6:00pm On May 08, 2020
jobtay94:
So this man wanted the governor to lock down the state without giving the people food to eat. Shame on him.
Meanwhile Gov. Seyi Makinde says he cannot lock the state because the government cannot feed the people.


Note: this so called senator has never distribute any pallatives to his people and he's here talking about lockdown. SMH
he has distributed palliatives to his people two times already.
Properties › Re: What's The Cost Of Building A Self Contained Apartment Now? by Pandev(m): 5:21pm On May 08, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Bros Op if you never chop belle full nor start wetin you nor go fit finish
To build house nor be moi moi
except say you want build a low budget asss building

Na so i start one last year because say i dey see small small boys dey build mansion for our area for sapele road, Benin city
As i start am na there i realize what have put my hand into
Initially i wanted a metro tiles roof and parafet abi na parapet
But as i begin buy steel rod and cement from foundation.
Shaperly na im i change mind say if i fit do am reach roofing level then na the normal roofing i go use. Buying of wood( plank) for budding and three quarter granite nearly give me depression.

Even up till now the building dey there. No money to even do the normal roofing not to talk of metro tiles
A real niggarrr is too young to die because of house
I can't kill myself. Make the building dey there
damnnnnn niggarrr, you're a real niggarrr grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Almajiris: Rejected By Parents, Scorned By Society & Abused By Politicians by Pandev(m): 11:40am On May 08, 2020
Imagine
Romance › Re: King Maha Vajiralongkorn And His 20 Girlfriends In Hotel During Lockdown by Pandev(m): 5:53am On May 08, 2020
shocked

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