₦airaland Forum

Na kuruna be this o!
God!
Wetin women dey hide under cloth?
All these packaging with kuruna, craw craw and lice inside?
There is God o!

In fact many women should be sued for false advertisement!
Fake hair
Fake breast
Fake yansh or kuruna yansh
God will help the men!

LoL
Like sharks,
They have smelt the blood in the water!
These guys are not going back to pipeline protection.
They have moved on to either getting independence or burning their own land down!

May God help Nigeria

Awon smellos

Is it going to be free?
Roku is free
Yiu only pay subscription for some premium channels

Inflation is in the roof now and it's just one year o?
What will happen in 2 years?
Some people will gladly go and queue to get cotonu visa before this man finish his term.

Nothing good will happen with all the old and expired northern mugus, he resurrected to move nigeria forward.

Anyone expecting any good change is on a long thing!

Liar

The unfortunate aspect of the whole affair is that the northerners are the least capable to run these offices!

In fact they are the reason we are in this mess now!
Imagine the country gradually going in the way of Zimbabwe?

Na the work of joblessness be that o!
you better find something productive to do with that your free time,
Instead of choking the chicken!

Let the family and the police contact facebook naa,
There should be a backup that can be restored,
I'm sure

But who will have access to his password naa?
They should find his girl friend!

How to destroy your country's economy in a year!
The Buhari Tragedy!

Stanley08:
'Oga', Get bored of Unlimited Internet. LMAO! I'm guessing all u do is Facebook, BBM, Whatsapp yes? And maybe download those 100MB movies from fz.

I'm an I.T guy, there's nothing like getting tired of unlimited internet. LOOL! What does that even mean? So i rather have limited than unlimited? Where I'll be checking to know my data balance after every activity. I have ALOT of things to do with internet.

- Android SDK updates
- Android Studio updates
- XDA Developers ROM updates
- I never watch any movie below 720p. It must be at least x265 (x264 preferred but na condition). If the movie ain't 720p, I'll wait till its available. Most of my movies are 1080p.
- Windows Updates
- PC Games downloads/Online gaming
- PS4 Games downloads/updates. And system updates
- Mobile phone app updates
- TV shows updates daily
- YouTube Tech Channels streaming
- Tech launch live stream

Ideally, no limited plan less than 10K in Nigeria can actually do for all i need. If you ain't a tech guy, u might not really understand. Because even people that just love movies so much, the hardcore ones... even they will understand what unlimited net means.

On a final note, i think it's really sad that unlimited internet is a 'luxury' in this part of the world. It should be basic. But oh well!

Abeg your list is not complete
Make i add
1. Dstv bye bye, buy Roku or any other streaming box and watch videos on demand
2. Netflix and correct chill
3. Unlimited nollywood movies or serials on youtube, to occupy your wife if you are married
4. On your VR headset, you can watch 360 degree videos

Stanley08:
Lol. I'm telling you. The calculation ehn! Do u use Ntel yet?

For where?
Planning to get the sim when I come back

Old boy
This your calculation na die o!


I'm presently out of the country now and i use an average of 125gb per month!

What i really need Ntel for is to watch my ROKU in nigeria!

If i give this kind of excuse and not report to work tomorrow,
I will get a query or even a suspension!
Imagine?
Ear Infection?
Cant he use ear drop or something?
Something is not right here!

Dey pray for your pastors o!
E no easy o
With the ways sisters dey dress whenever dey wan go for counselling?
In fact pastors go see something and burst into tongues!

Nigeria is in trouble!

Oya, let the Nigerian special forces bring out the rest,
They should have enough intelligence now to know the location where they are being kept.

Hahaha
He wants to skedaddle!

Something is fundamentally wrong with these military people.
Why are they showing the young girl with that paedophile and calling the rapist her husband?
Is that mofo not supposed to be under lock and key now?
And being subjected to the most rigorous and severe kind of interrogation?

May be they need to be reminded that the young lady was kidnapped, raped and forced to marry the bastard?
Is that not a crime?
In fact taking pictures with the idiot is enough to make my blood boil!

And a man's foes shall be members of his own house! - The Bible

Imagine, her own sister!

siobh:
I did serve there too, talk about lazy corper i was one.
the kids werent even ready to learn anyway.

Hahaha
You people, also helped them to write waec?

siobh:
you na legendary o, i was there 13A. the place was worst.

My brother, i served in GSS okpoama and they have even gave me NYSC Merit award for my trouble!
Those were the days

siobh:
what batch pls??
i was there some years back also

He don tay o!
Around 2000

Una too like wahala sha!

But on a serious note,
The award for the most cowardly general of the 21st century goes to GEN. OJUKWU!
You cant preach to your people to sacrifice themselves and when it is your own turn, you skedaddle!
That is cowardice with capital C!
Even Adolph Hitler with the same total sacrifice mantra ended his own life by taking cyanide and shooting himself in the head at the same time.

No matter the circumstances, no matter the reason for the war,
You can't just to tell your people to continue the fight to the last man, to the last bullet and when you now became the last man,
You just board a plane and disappear to enjoy your loot!
That's sheer wickedness,
In fact it's witchcraft!

Lol
Awoof dey run belle o
Anyone that see y'ello and no run,
That person deserves all he or she gets o

Na now una know?
I knew this when i was in Okpoama for youth service!
Their youths live for two things
1. Sex
2. Booze

This is what happens when old men with typewriter mentality are holding crucial department in the computer age!
Other countries have changed their postal service with the new reality and are making money while Nipost is virtually useless.
They are only good at putting outrageous fines and duties on imported things!
Awon ole!
If they can do this, then better for them!

It was a set in Atlanta


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfuVB-3vDEw

That guy really fall my hands!

Eni ri nkan re,
To fe ku pelue,
Owo eni to ti sonu nkan?

Nigerian telecoms and data stealing
like 5 and 6!

onyema1D:
hello people, ntel is bringing something great. Check out speed tests from Abuja and you just have to chill. make una wait

Of course we dey wait for MTN in July, since Ntel refused to show up in lagos

melya:
May be u haven't get the opportunity to test their line yet that's why u said ntel wasted

Where is the useless sim?
Call me when it gets to Lagos.