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This is how a fearless commander behaves unlike the cowardly buffoons of the past administration!
This man reminds me of warriors like Romell, Montgomery and Patton!
God bless General Burantash

The bible did not mention trousers
From the scripture quoted "that pertains to a man"
What pertains to a man differs from culture to culture!
In India, especially the Tamilians, their men tie wrapper while the women wear trousers!
In Scotland, the men wear skirts
In Ijaw land , the men also tie wrapper.

Coming to Nigeria, trouser is specifically for men, so it pertains to a man, hence the embargo on it for women!
But in india, you can wear your trouser without any trouble.

Discipline is the word!
Discipline!

Na to beg am to slap am second time naa!

Abeg, let Ghana keep him locked away for us!
Minus one, of the people destroying Nigerian image.

harbdulrasaq88:
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This is an epic throwback photo of the popular Prophet Joseph Ayo Babalola in 1939 ministering in an open air crusade in 1939.

Who would have known his ministry would be known around the world today by mere looking at this photo?

That is what God can do!

http://www.newshelm.com/2015/09/photo-joseph-ayodele-babalola.html

O Lord revive us again
Send Men like Babalola
Come upon us like rain
We need you more than dollar!

dabosuker:
[b]Sumarians , Anunakis, thor, Zeus, Odin, Ogun, Oduduwa,....most of these entities came from the Sky....aka.Sky Gods , and taught the people what they know, even in my social studies back then, i was told Oduduwa came down from the sky with a chain, had a Cork & corn in his hands to start creation,...bla bla bla.
science IMO can not be far from religion, its just mis understanding by our stone age fore fathers, they see a plane & call it a Thunder bird, even in the bible , when even God came around , it was mostly at the mountain range , where it is safest/best for an alien with a space craft to observe a new world/planet. when ever God was around you here fire (exhaust heat), the mountain rumbled( just the way the runway trembles in the airport, during takeoff or landing). where ever the Gods stood was holy ground , simply because Aliens never wanted to be contaminated with earthly virus/bacteria from man , so u must be clean b4 coming to the Gods ....
Am in this strange crazy , if you like..school of thought,...well it answers most of the questions
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Ancient aliens had all these covered!
My favourite history channel show!

Baba no go gree!
I'm sure he's running late for other engagements

Wahala dey o!

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I hope the new guy has not keyed into the runs!
If he is sacked, no one should come here to cry maginalisation o!

I support PMB
Whatever it takes to clean the system!

rusher14:
I wish we were politically mature enough to recall any erring legislator.

Walahi
The thing dey hungry me!

Truth! most of the time is an insult to the mediocre!
Let Nigeria learn from this and stop importing everything, even the incompetent as expatriates!

@Op
I hope you are not eyeing his job sha?

Ogar!
Ntorr!

Jeun Jeun groups!
The arrangee supporters and praise singers who led Jonathan astray!
May we never see such jamboree again in our polity!

God bless the MFM church
All these youth centric initiatives are to be emulated by other big churches.
The first class monetary awards and now the promotion of youths and football.
I remember those boys won the first church world cup last year or was it this year?

asumo12:
Paul: do u drink beer?
Patrick:oh yes
Paul: how many bottles per day?
Patrick: 5
Paul: When did u start drinking beer?
Patrick: 18yrs back..
Paul: how much is a bottle
Patrick: $2
Paul: so u spent $10 for beer per day?
Patrick: yes
Paul: If u were saving that $10 per day times18yrs,
u get $648 000,u could be driving your own Ferrari
right now!
Patrick: May i also ask? a question?
Paul: go ahead
Patrick: do u drink beer?
Paul: No
Patrck: So where is your Ferrari?

I tire for all these motivational speakers o

SS1 st 17 and 18 years old, no wonder they ran away!
Their mates are already in the uni.

If I'm PMB
That man that made that statement would be sacked asap!
If they have half a brain, they should know that to every problem there is solution!
Why are they not looking for solution now?
Mediocre people!
Enemies of progress!

Just as we have football age,
There is entertainment age too naa!

INTROVERT:

Congratulations to her and her hubby.
I heard she has been keeping her virginity till marriage, if true it'shighly commendable.

Abegiiiii!i
Believe that at your peril!
So all the vacations with Mr. Demuren all over the world was to be counting the chairs in the hotel rooms, abi?

I hope the tool is well packed this time around and not on display to distract the proceeding!

Mr. Demuren,
Now that you have paid for this tool,
You better commission better tailors to sew sacks for her to cover up the toolz you paid for.

See awon Omo Ole forming Jet Lee!

My advice to the impressionable youths here,
When the shiit hits the fan, don't play no hero,
Tuck your tail between your legs and skedadle!

See long throat
Una wan eat bokos food?
Una wan die?

Abeg
Tell the diarrhea mouth o!

Abeg sheriff,
I have a target for you, he is in hiding in otuoke!

That engine na lol
If any of the parents of the kids is here?
Abeg withdraw your child from that School before dem make am the test pilot of that monstrosity!

Nairalanders
Una dey hear?

Mtsheeew!
Madam! hope you are already packing?
Your replacement is warming up!

EggovinMma:
Amebo!
If I am that gurl and I happen to find out you invaded my privacy, I go use that same toto make you lose your job!

I will make sure I Bleep that manager brains off till he is forced you to make you lose your job!Mumu!

Women!
Fear God O!

See Nairaland women up in arms!
The guilty are always afraid!

Abeg PMB, what of our brothers from the East naa?

Naawao!
See as this woman useless herself just for kerosene when her mates are making billions!
That woman has actually shamed other ibo women!
When Oduah was raking in billions in dollars, the yeye woman only collect 15 millions to destroy her career?
Walahi
She is an ijjiot!