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That's definitely not nigeria !
The skin tone and the hair on the girl is a give away.
Most especially the stone slab on which the rail is attached.
Most likely india.

Is that not honourary award?
What has that got to do with anything?
Anyone one can be awarded an honorary title , that does not mean he can use it to work!

The man no fear?
Was he crazy?
Dating the wife of a soldier?
Walahi that man had it coming!

A round peg in a round hole!

Nigerians take credit!

Maybe they are looking for the abobaku for the dead Oba of Egbeda

That arse is a satanic TOOLZ!
Pun intended!

This shaving is the height of corruption!
I thought President Mohammad Buhari jut appointed a new NCC head?
What da fork is he doing?
Letting all these telcos rip off the people?
I pay about 55$ for an unlimited broadband with AT&T
But when I come to Nigeria, it's always hell.
If Buhari does not fix these yeye and corrupt telcos, the change us not yet a change!

What is the he-goat saying?

This girl no get brain at all!
You are drinking like a fish pretending you are drunk, abi?
One day you go jam am!
Someone will pop quaalude into that drink of yours and you will be the one begging to be raped!
Ashawo girl!

GO and ask Cynthia Osukogu or what was her name?

FFK!
See your useless life!
See your dirty yansh for public!

God bless you Lola,
It's people like you that will take over from those turncoats like husband and wife Odumakin!
They have eaten the DODO!
They can no longer say ODODO!

Who will deliver him?
Those men of men whose God is their belly?
Or is it the babalawos?
Or the association of witches and wizards?

Jonathan himself was the spell on Nigerians!
I wonder how he was able to pull it off for 6 years and some ijjiots are still wailing for him now.
In a saner clime, he would have been thrown in jail with its key thrown into the Pacific!

Some men are worse than animals!
I'm sure the dog has his own daughter o!
From all indications, education is not an immunity against sexual madness.
Imagine!
A lecturer?
Raping just like that?

Won ti sepe fun!
Kon soju lasan!

funkybully:
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Does that structure look like a structure built in 1800s?

Why are you underestimating the capability of your country people especially under the direction of the Europeans?

omenka:
Ifa hear!! I don ignore your attacks sotee I tire. Maybe na the business wey you dey do for nairaland be dat afterall.


Edit:

Pangea, no mind me joor.

Na that thesonofmark, abi wetin be him moniker sef, I dey refer to.

Abeg o!
I no be sonofmark o
Abi Pangea, one and only

omenka:
Rotfmao. Number 1, Pangea. Dude's got over two dozen monikers!


Lalasticlala, fp joor. Let's take a break and have some fun.

Omenka
Wetin I do you naa?
24 ke?
I dey do business for nairaland?
I have only one account here o!

To know the true worth of a person,
These 3 things are a dead give away!
1. The Watch
2. The Shoes
3. The Bag

A scandal involving a Russian official, and his watch, is just the latest in a string of stories about public figures being quizzed over their costly timepieces - by eagle eyed social media users.

The stories always begin the same way: a seemingly innocuous photograph of an official at a public event is shared online. But savvy web users ignore the event in question, and focus instead on what they are wearing on their wrist. Time and again, they appear to be wearing watches costing many times their annual salary, and accusations of corruption soon flare up online.

1. Dimitry Peskov, spokesman to Vladimir Putin

Over the weekend, a very high profile wedding celebrating the union of Russian President Vladimir Putin's spokesman, Dimitry Peskov, and former Olympic champion figure skater Tatyana Navka, took place at a Luxurious hotel in Sochi. But it wasn't just the wedding itself or the VIP guest-list that caught the attention of Russians online, it was Peskov's watch.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/124E0/production/_84667947_russianwatch.jpg

A photograph of him wearing what appears to be an 18-carat gold Richard Mille watch, worth almost £400,000, raised eyebrows across the internet. The amount "far exceeds" his earnings as a civil servant according to a blog post by opposition activist Alexander Navalny.

"How can the President's spokesperson afford to buy watches valued at four times their annual salary?" asked Navalny in his blog post.

Peskov says it was a wedding present from his wife. But others pointed out a picture on his daughter's Instagram account that they said showed him wearing the same watch several months ago (BBC Trending has not seen this picture). The allegations prompted a mixture of anger and humour online.
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/D3BC/production/_84640245_funnymeme.jpg
In this satirical image circulated on Twitter Putin is seen telling Peskov 'Tell them you found it at a bus stop'


2. Nigeria's first lady Aisha Buhari

Last month President Muhammadu Buhari's wife, Aisha, received a similar wave of criticismwhen a photo of their inauguration ceremony emerged. She appeared to be wearing a Cartier Baignoire Folle 18-carat white gold diamond timepiece that was estimated to cost more than £30,000.

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/375/media/images/83395000/png/_83395122_georgeokoro1.png

Many demanded to know how the wife of a president, who had made much of his humble upbringing and "man of the people" image, had bought the watch. But others came to her defence, saying she was a successful business woman in her own right, and could have bought the watch herself.


3. Abu-bakr Al-Baghdadi, leader of the so-called Islamic State

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/17812/production/_84647269_baghdadiwatch.jpg

Al-Baghdadi was put under the spotlight after he was spotted wearing an expensive watch last year. He was pictured dressed in a long black robe and matching headdress during an unexpected visit to a mosque in the Iraqi city of Mosul, with what appeared to be a Rolex or Omega Seamaster on his wrist.

Twitter users published a swathe of comments accusing the IS leader of hypocrisy.
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/14BF0/production/_84667948_karlsharro.jpg


4. Yang Dacai, a Chinese government official

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/15835/production/_84671188_shouge.jpg
Chinese netizens profiled Yang's luxury watch collection

In the summer of 2012, Decai was pictured smiling at the scene of a bus crash in Shaanxi Province. Annoyed by his cheerful demeanour at the scene of a tragedy, people on the popular Sina Weibo network began trawling through other images of the official, and in picture after picture they noticed he was wearing what appeared to be a string of luxury watches.

Collectively they were believed to be worth many thousands of pounds, and people demanded to know how he could afford them on his modest salary. The outcry began what became an unravelling of Decai's political career, leading to a more serious allegations of corruption, and eventually a jail sentence for the official.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-33760030

Of course, the hand is still the best tool,
Anything weighing more than a man, standing on that thing will set it off.
Many of these things are weight sensitive.
What i take exception to, is the absence of the demolition or blast suit.
If that thing goes off, that man is dead!

Where is Dr. Ozondu when you need him!
They need to give that man a Nobel prize for nailing it down to a T.
The problem with Igbos

Sweetlemon:
This Miss NL thing again? Chai! You guys need help. If the only sense you can gather from all my political analyzing in this forum for the past 4 years now is Miss NL that I unfortunately contested in 3 years ago, then it means you guys are much more politically slow that I have given you credit for. You need Jesus to come and die for you all over again. Sorry, low self-esteemed things.

You get time replying the uncouth ijjiots?
As they say "Never argue with fools, people might not know the difference! "

Next time,
Just jump and pass!

Mynd44:
That's another problem I have with Nigerians(or folks on Nairaland). People would not even try to take points or debate the points they don't agree with. They will immediately jump into attack mode and go all tribal and nuclear on one another.

Just wait for them to wake up and take up arms!
The thread will soon go up in flames.

Let the Igbo Traitor bashing start!

A true and straight to the point analysis and solution proffered by an Igbo man.
Will they listen?
No!
They won't !
A leopard can not change its spots even to save its own life.

Wonderful!
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
Abeg
Continue the ban Jare,
Dollars must be equal to naira

This is not a popaganda video but an admission of their defeat!
I can count the number of rifles in that picture,
And those ammo will be expended in an hour of a firefight.
Nigerian Army should keep the heat up!
Where is Shekau?
Im sure he is dead.
Let the FG increase the pressure, the ragtag band will soon be wiped out!

barcanista:
It is now producing 60,00 barrels per day but to produce 2m per day by October.


God knows that we shall hold them accountable to this.

Give credit when it is due and stop being a wet blanket!

You are getting stale like a month old agege bread!

Oh wailers!
What shall we say to this?

This life Sha!
Few months back, it was the bowler hat and the South south top that was in vogue with all the people in government.
Now it is the hausa cap and the white babariga or buba.
Imagine someone wearing the usual black bowler and the ijaw top in aso rock now?
Na disloyalty be that !

Anyway
Happy married life to the new Peter Obe!

oluwalfa:
With all his spine, he just appointed tompolo brother and restored amnesty just because tompolo called a meeting.
Your illiterate "general" is a wimp.

I pray you will not have to eat your word!

OK o!
You people think PMB is the spineless Jonathan!
Una go soon cry genocide again!

At least the North East you have been laughing at that they reaping what they sown in the civil war are not crying genocide.

I wonder what you lot are reaping or the reason for this second madness

I just bought a 22,000mha power bank o!
Fear dey catch me to even open the box.

I bought it because I'm planning to come briefly to Nigeria.
With all the power problems, I hope the thing will not go off like a bomb o!