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chukwudi44:
The last time i checked the 'goner' is still in his office as SP sipping tea while you are here on nl ranting.

Sipping tea?
I'm sure you mean in a hole with trailer load of alfas and marabouts, praying that Monday should not come!

Power pass power naa!
Pompous ijjiot!
Let him appeal to witchcraft court naa,
He is a goner!

Let them get it over with naa!
I hate waiting for anything!

This suspense is killing!

That IG Arase is playing it safe!
If it was Mbu?
By now he would have put handcuff on Saraki and drag him out of his house in pants and torn singlet like a sallah ram going to the slaughter !

Abeg, someone should tell Saraki to contact me.
I can get him off this mess!
It will only cost him one billion dollars!
Mind you, the money is to buy sacrifice material naa

The blood of all those killed during this perod is on Jonathan's head!

shiftmarket:
Things like this makes me fear politics. Just misstep and your past sins will be revisited.

Its even worse in the USA!
Go and watch The House Of Cards!

Chai!
The rise and fall of Saraki!
Watching in 4k

I strongly believe his lawyers are working for APC!
How did they not see this coming?
How?

Another lesson!
If you want to throw your party under a bus,
Make sure the party is on its death throe,
Not when at the strongest, especially after displacing a ruling party!

@ Pa Eziachi
God bless you sir,
May you live long to see the Nigeria of all our dreams!

sonnie10:
I would blame Saraki if eventual he is removed. He had the all the time to begin impeachment proceeding on Buhari based on Certificate falsification ground and perjury but did not do so. If someone would bite your nose not considering the mucus in it, then do not mind the poo when you bite his yansh.

Why are you people so unrealistic?
Can Saraki test his popularity with Buhari?
All the northern politicians whether pdp or apc, them no born dem to initiate impeachment against Buhari?
The man is like a god in the north!
They Wan die?

giantstrides:
You still dey talk after all the nonsense you talk for the other thread...

Naso u push Jona till in lose election, kan dey call am peace ambassador.

No mind the mad people
Any politicians that follow these people will soon find himself for hot soup!

NgeneUkwenu:
Where is that Chukwudi44-the official abobaku of the Useless Corrupt Senate President?

Honestly, you need to be tied and dragged along your Master! Ode!

Saraki's case is It's like an Armed robber approaching a court for injunction restraining the police from disturbing him during his operation or should not be able to arrest him after his evil act!

Nigerians are laughing today o!
I hope dishonorable Dino Melaye will follow him to the jail cell to show solidarity like he did for Saraki's wife?

Naawao!
She still get time to apply lipstick for kidnappers den?

Guys stop wasting time,
She is a lesbian!

One of the madams corrupting Nollywood!

One set of people you don't pray to offend are the ex-military men!
The phrase "The elephant never forgets" captures it.
I don't know wether they are taught specially in military academy never to forgive nor forget?
If Saraki thinks he will get away with his coup, he is more foolish than I think!
Offend the ex-military men at your peril!
Obasanjo too comes to mind!

See the useless people?
They should be begging not to go to jail!
I no blame them sha!
When will these corrupt people starts going to jail?
When are they starting the special court?
When?

I doff my hat to that lawyer for cross checking the ip address of the email.
Why are these useless people like this naa?
It's now highly dangerous, carrying out a legitimate business online!
And these people are the reason!

I wonder o!
Boko haram is now a franchise of ISIS!
If there should be any talk?
It should be with Baghdadi!

What are the bomb expert still doing alive?
They must be summarily executed when captured or shot on sight!
The bomb makers are the worst and they are the one still keeping the insurgency going.
Their skills and expertise takes time to perfect and hone.
That's why effort must be pioritised to take them out faster than they can train new ones.
I will rather sacrifice all the girls than allowing one bomb expert go, for he can take out more numbers than the girls at one go and take more out the next time.

Timprince:
I have always noticed something on Facebook , whenever am checking through the pictures of my Nigerian friends on Facebook, it always look so wack even if they use phone of better megapixel, but ranging from even Ghana, Kenya, SA, India, it always look like they use professional camera to take thr pictures. My hypothesis maybe wrong but I need yur opinion abt this.

I understand what you are trying to say!
The answer is color temperature, the white balance and the gamma.
The ambient color temperature and white balance in the tropic is different from those in the temperate region.
I noticed this when I first arrived in the US!
The day is always so bright I had to be squinting my eyes when I go outdoor unlike here in nigeria .
The temperature tends towards white, and that makes your picture to be brighter like your whole body is bathed in kineflo lighting.
To get thesame effect here, you will have to change some manual settings on CAMERA in the phone.
Go and read more about the dynamic range settings and also be ready to take your photo with external lighting.

sonOfLucifer:
Yes o my brother. SexyJesus took 9inch nails so your sexyPastors will fly Private jets.
https://i.imgur.com/LYWOTXb.jpg

Very succinct illustration!

mznuez:
Maybe his Dick is small
Blame it on the husband

Its not the size of the tool,
But how you use it!

eleko1:
Chukwuka sound like chukwudi44 . E fit be him

My own thought too, exactly!
Na God save am!

Montaque:
Abasi mbong! !!!!!!
That part of the story got me cracking my ribs in laughter. Some people know how to tell tales.

See me see laughter today o!
Walahi that reporter na comedian!

Khd95:
Mumu somebody


U set trap.u no come find cutlass keep wher u go c am shap shap,u dy look for am under ur bed.....idiyot





Stop watching African magic biko

fisfat:
She get front and back

Na Yoruba woman naa!

This is really bad!
She must not die.
The woman is a change icon.
Something has to be done for her fast!
Or else the wailers will use her case as a rallying point against Buhari supporters!

Nigeria entertainment industry!
The home of scammers!
I know those guys
They are all bunch of crooks!

Of course,
Boko haram has had enough time to radicalise them and turn them to fighters or suicide bombers!
A great window of opportunity for rescue was lost due to politics, while our commander in chief and his bunch of clowns were digging their heads into the ground like the proverbial ostrich!
Awon olofo!

omenka:
The guy gives BH members a long lasting haaaard-on.

God Bless him indeed.

Abeg o
My Hausa friend just told me the meaning of that word!
I've been hearing Burantash so I assumed that was his name.
Lol.
Any way, he should use his Burantash to fckk Boko haram in the ass!

This is how a fearless commander behaves unlike the cowardly buffoons of the past administration! 
This man reminds me of warriors like Romell, Montgomery and Patton! 
God bless General Burantai