₦airaland Forum

Story for the Gees!

Abegii sir, stop the misyarns!
You can't give what you don't have!

You family for otuoke are waiting sir!

TI1919:
I am voting GEJ because of those reasons you stated let him continue, he can even continue dancing azonto that has been on the inernet for us to see. I never knew that he can dance very well like that but thank God for nairaland.com I get to know GEJ the more.
At least for the first time we have a first lady who never claim she's perfect. Mommy P is my mommy it will be a disaster for me not vote them in. Mommy P no dey form, she no dey copy American I am proud of her as a Nigerian. How many of us can display the flaws of our parent for people to see? It is good to show who you are and do more to improve which is exactly what Mr. President and Mommy P have shown us. They are Nigerians irrespective of their region. We should learn to pray for our leaders since changing from one political platform to anothet does not make you a better person.

Lastly, I would advice you to vote your choice and please don't fight people because they are voting who you don't want.

You are an enemy of progress!
A disciple of mediocrity!
And for you to say we should vote for cluelessness because he is clueless is the height of idiocy!
It's this kind of thinking that has led us down this path!

I'm sure you have never step out of this hell hole for a saner clime!
If you had, you will continue to curse all the leaders of this nation from independence to the present!
Or else you are one of those benefitting from the rot!

bigtt76:
So sad ....no speeches, no representation by the politicians or well meaning Nigerians. She wasn't even mentioned on the so cherished Linda Ikeji blog, no mention in the ever buzzing Social Media, no trending hashtags ....layed alone in a wooden coffin knocked together in haste and buried not in a vault or wall-tiled grave ...therein lies Sarah Ibikunle - victim of a society ridden over the years by poor governance, greed and deception.

You may be unknown, dead and gone BUT you remain know to our Lord and Savior and Creator under whose bossom you will continue to live long ...longer than those who led to your short sourjourn on Earth. May God bless your soul and comfort your family. Amen.

Though your true story may never be told or heard ...it will inspire billions years to come! Rest on Sarah Ibikunke

A fitting and nice epitaph

All of you wondering why nigerian armed forces are running from battle from death?
The above is the reason why!
If they die!
Na waste o!
Their family is on their own !

God bless fashola

With his billions he should invest in head transplant naa!

Oga Jonah and wife!
Una dey watch news?

Don't do Gbagbo ooooo!
So that you will not be Gbagbo!

Lol

Mama Peace, next!

No good news coming from this country!
Anytime I come online, the stories I read is enough for anyone to break out in sweat!
Is that country cursed ?

This is an eye opener o!

After this insurgency , I beg you nigerians o!
Make una no dey make mouth against the chadians o!
If war is declared?
You know the rest!

These chadians are on steroid o!
God bless them!

What nigerians need presently is fitness of the brain!

One of the greatest American presidents was a paraplegic named Franklin Roosevelt and he was even a war time president.
What is the use of having a president that can jump like a monkey whose brain is less than a monkey?

These are the people deceiving jonathan!

Ogbongidi

Mama peace ko,
Mama dabaru ni!

As if we no know before?

The lame duck is fond of taking glory for other people's initiative and hard work!

Who will not remember how he tried to take credit for the rapid suffocation of ebola virus in lagos?
Until he was called out and reminded that he was busy hiding under his bed and making nonsensical statements while the hard working health workers and fashola took control.

We all know how our gallant soldiers were under equipped and were chased all about until Idris Debby men turn the tide of the conflict!
Now he is busy gallivanting about in military fatigue taking pictures as if it's pictures that win war!

Abegii Debby,
Please capture Shekau now!
We want to know who is behind this monster !

Start a BUKA!

Let her look for an environment filled with working people and no restaurant, that's her big break!

Mtsheew!
Na normal naa!
Come and see my kids room!

Just pray that they grow old faster!

PDP's gestapo at work!

Maryln Ogar!
Where is Shekau?

Is Jega going to be sacked and election postponed again?

Where are the prophets naa?

To all the Nigerian prophets who claims they have a direct access to the data Centre of the Almighty God, may I humbly ask you to gaze through your spiritual eyes and tell us what will happen on or before March 28 2015!
I don't want another postponement to catch you unaware like the February 14 saga which was suprising that none of you seers could forsee !
Therefore, let all prophets, sons of prophets, prophets in training, seers, alfas and even babalawos kindly use this thread to prophecy and tell us what to expect!

There is this thing with women torturing their step children!

Why hate the child kept in your care?
Women are fond of this!
Children from broken homes who had to stay with their father's wives always have bitter tales to tell.

This boy na Boko haram!

Those who died in the course of the battle nko?

Anyway this is Nigeria!
I will rather be a living hero than a dead one!

@ op
Are you related to bastard okupe?

What should we call you too, If APC refuse to die and win the presidential election ?

SmooshCHN:
This is the main reason I'll marry a Nigerian. I feel like crying now These Chinese girls no sabi anything. Chai! !!!

What do you mean ?
You no like dumpling and lizard gizzard ?

There will be another sleepless night in Aso villa tonight.

Join the Army they say!
It's a man's life they say!

I thank God for my mamma for blocking my bid to join.
Maybe I for they tell the same story now!

God bless my mamma!

Anyways,
The fastest way to end all wars!
Put all the generals and commanders on both side together in a room and let them do the fighting themselves!

Wayray

CAN!
See una life!

Jesus weep!

Truly your gods has become your belly!