₦airaland Forum

Nigerians were scammed into voting a phd holding cretin as president!
These quotes are unforgivable!

baybeeboi:
Nice piece.
Sit here in Yemen nd wonder how Nigeria's gone dis bad.
Maybe am neva comin back home

Yemen?
Old boy!
Saudi never drop bomb on your head?

buygala:
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression ..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do


Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? ....

Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead but getting back at her by bleeping her friends


THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST .... I AM NOW A NEW MAN

Old boy!
Na height of wickedness be dis o!
Badt guy

But women no dey try sha!
How can you allow the husband of your friend to sleep with you?
How?

Keneking:
Under Buhari's government, whatever that has gone up would come down...

All promotions that were hurriedly packaged would be hurriedly demoted...
All pump prices that have gone up would be brought down...
All those that have victimised their opponents to emerge Tops would be reversed.

Abeg help me tell them o!
They think Buhari will run a kangaroo government too!

Special announcement to all the greedy lots taking last minute appointment and last minute promotion from Jonathan.
We are keenly watching this!
All the mago mago appointments or promotion done after the election will be reversed without prejudice!

Are these people living on another planet?
So, because he did all the above, we should overlook the gross incompetence and looting?
Wayray ni awon people yi sha!

Everybody in Granville knows me, the police there and the local politicians. I am an identity. I am Chief of the Igbo (Nigerian) community and people call me Chief Maximus. I don’t know if you know about the African tradition of royalty. We trace our royalty back to the Queen Sheeba of Israel.'

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Abeg on behalf of FFK help me sing this song

Jail, jail go away
Come again another day
Little femmy want to port!

A pedophile ?

Buhari need to do alot about all these dead weights they are foistering on him!
He should know that his number one loyalty is to the Nigerians that voted him in and not some political liabilities hell bent on tarnishing and diluting his impeccable stance.

Nigerian Army should be rebuilt from ground up,
The professional army ethics should be beyond reprisal killings, we are in 21st century for God sake!
Buhari really have a lot repair work to do to put an end to all these rubbish.

omonnakoda:
I think we should not use the word "war" so carelessly when all we are talking about is an episode of village unruliness or petulance.Such palavers or melees in the Ilo are not quite what we mean when we talk about wars . Please!!

Chanchit:
All the through pass weh dem dey take enter ASO rock don block, and as God go catch dem Osinbjo too na pastor, so no room for scam.

Wetin bling bling CAN president go do now?

The Presidential election is over and a new tenant will occupy Aso Rock. He must deal with the Pentecostal Pastors, who often parade the villa for personal profit. Those powerful Pastors “caged” the President for over six years, making him insensitive to Nigerians. 

Lest we forget, this election left us with clear winners and big losers. At the top of the list, of big losers, we have our spiritual leaders. Prominent among them are the Super Pastors within the Pentecostal movement.

Many of them are frequent at the Presidential Villa, others are not; many speak in tongues, others don’t. Yet, all together they fell flat and woefully too, on one side. The loser’s!

How then should Aso Rock treat them?

Why are they the big losers?

The Pentecostal Pastors became the spiritual casualties of March 28 for their roles before and during the campaign.

First, they openly endorsed and campaigned tirelessly for the re-election of a Christian president, even at all cost.

Text messages were circulated among church members, not to vote Buhari, even up to when voters were on the queue for accreditation!   

Secondly, they vainly supplied their spiritual services, even with ceaseless prayer and fasting.

The Pastors’ spiritual work which started at the Wailing Wall, at Mount Camel in Jerusalem, was followed by exploratory trip to Turkey which resulted in the infamous Nigeria Islamization Theory put on audio CD. This widely circulated CD called for many presentations both in Nigeria and abroad.

Yet, contrary to expectation, General Buhari, a Muslim, called a candidate with an Islamic agenda, won the election. The incumbent President, a Christian beloved and surrounded by “big men of God” failed in his re-election bid.

What a strange outcome? Yet, it comes with many lessons particularly to Christians. God is not mocked. He is not a respecter of person.

With this confusing outcome, one wonders if God is in Nigeria. And if God is here, as many Nigerians still believe, then many of our spiritual leaders are hopelessly out of touch and out of tune with Him.

There are no many explanations possible.

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A few of the lessons are:

The alarming number of false prophecies, about the election outcome proves many of our “prophets” or spiritual leaders are blind seers with spiritual ears too dull to hear.

And like fish out of water, they are permanently out of place. 

It is the duty of the government to make sure all spiritual activities are carried out within the law. The Pastors and the Pentecostal churches are less regulated.  Moreover, this regulation is a necessary service, which the government must render to the church. The church needs to avoid excesses and corruption.  

Two, this election also shows, in a country with many religions, using religion as a divisive tool is dangerous. The fear of islamaization or possible Christianization of the country will continue to trouble many good citizens until something concrete is done within the constitution and by purposeful policies to establish explicitly our national secularity.

Three, if Nigeria is truly a secular state, then Aso Rock would not be a permanent palace for religious activities or second homes to prominent Pastors or any religious leaders, and government will not spend money to promote religion without breaking the law.   

Nigerian Pastors and our National Problem

Pastor Tunde Bakare, Primate Elijah and Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka gave serious warning about the very slippery road taken by many of the Pentecostal Church Leaders.

Pastors should feed the flocks of Christ. They are the strength of character of any nation. Pastors serve God by serving the people; and act as guides to political leaders.

Unfortunately, many Pastors, by parading themselves often at the Presidential Villa, become unchecked agents of national corruption.

Pastors are part of our national problems. They could no longer be trusted channels or instruments of divine solution, as they ought. 

How then should Aso Rock deal with them?

The Roles of Pastors in Aso Rock

Rev. Father Ejike Mbaka during his New Year message acknowledged that the President surrounded himself with Pastors who are like “vultures” and “hooligans” who are at Aso Rock to merchandize anointing.  He counselled the President–elect not to surround himself with the ‘wrong people.’

Should we endure “vultures” that for over six years polluted the Presidential Villa with the damaging doctrine of “business as usual?”  Should we bear with “men of God” who are benefiting greatly from a corrupt system?

Obviously, No. Aso Rock should not let-in those the Rev. Father called “wolves around the President”, who parade Aso Rock with false prophecy delivering their divinations for rewards in forms of oil blocks, money or other personal gain.  

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Yes, religious leaders should not gain undue access to Aso Rock to influence the work going on therein.

It is very dangerous to mix politics with religion. The government should not meddle with “men of God” who for money and power are capable of worst crime.

Those men use religion to achieve their main purpose of perpetuating poverty by propagating pervasive corruption for personal profit. 

Such men must be stopped for Nigeria to develop and prosper. 

Henceforth, the Prophets must separate their Holy office from the corridor of power at the Presidential Villa. And if any Prophet or Pastor is obliged to visit Aso Rock, it shall be to declare, “Thus says the Lord” or to counsel the President or members of his team on issues of national interest or to speak as the “voice of the voiceless” majority.

The Church Revolution

Nigeria democracy is established. But its fruits need to spread to everywhere and to everyone. The church and its leadership must play a leading role. Sad, this is impossible with the current corrupt church settings. The church must change.

For that change to happen, Pastor Tunde Bakare proposed, “Pastor chasing Private jets in the name of the gospel should be sent to jail.”  

He prophesied: “All General overseers and religious leaders must go to prison.”

Strange enough, we are close to something: Chai Buhari is back!

And so, God is in Nigeria. He speaks loud enough for deaf ears to hear. Yes, we don’t want our Pastors in prison. And what if it happens? Let it bring out a John Bunyan of Nigeria!

Or what if this is a prelude to the latter rain of blessing set to fall upon this nation? 

The time of ignorance, dark deception, brain bashing and mental manipulation is gone forever. We have come, a long way, to the era of the new church. 

And the final Church revolution is at hand. God Himself is coming down to gather the wheat into His garner and as for the chaff he will burn with unquenchable fire. 

The Change is Here

For now, let Aso Rock be hired out to a competent and disciplined professional team who will concentrate on what matters most: the act of governance.  

Nigeria will be on her way to greatness when the team in Aso Rock thinks clearly, makes right decisions at the right time, and is willing and unafraid of hard work to lead Nigeria forward to progress, prosperity and lasting development.

And of course, God is in Nigeria and He will never fail us.

Henceforth, there are no more places at Aso Rock for Super Pastors, who use their unction for personal profit; no more room in the Villa for Pastors thinking their carnal calculations called “prophesy” will bring them the lust after oil blocks.

In the words of Archbishop Ignatius Kaigama: 

 “So, I am so optimistic that Nigerians, despite all the challenges we are facing, religious challenges, political challenges, security challenges, we are going to overcome and Nigeria will be back, healthy, strong and ready to go.”

http://m.news24.com/nigeria/MyNews24/Aso-Rock-Dealing-with-the-Pentecostal-Pastors-20150422

sukkot:
[b]what happened to adekunle and those gallant yoruba men who fought in the war was simply the law of karma. we do live in a spiritual world you know and you will harvest what you sowed. no mass killer in that war of any tribe emerged into any stately positions. all the killers like benjamin adekunle scorpion though were effective killing machines but after the war the ' gods ' will not let them glory because of all the wickedness they did during the war. granted he was the bravest man on the war front ( the black scorpion ), but he was also a crazed killer. so what happened to the men on the frontlines was just the laws of karma. had nothing to do with tribal bigotry. all the yoruba men who didnt lift a gun benefited after the war. it was the killing machine yoruba men like benjamin adekunle that got ignored. really would you be comfortable having a crazed killing warrior machine like benjamin adekunle as a president or a minister of petroleum or minister of information ? it takes a deranged mind to do all that he did. and despite his moral shortcomings he is the bravest soldier to ever set foot on the soil of nigeria. millions of dead biafrans can attest to that. once again enjoy his shooting stance [/b]

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People Sleep Peacefully in Their Beds at Night Only Because Rough Men Stand Ready to Do Violence on Their Behalf

Winston Churchill

Don't get ahead of yourself !
You did your best but your people contributed little or nothing!

And of course, 2019 will be another story entirely !
Since the people of the east are always attracted to the money in the Centre.

Lucasbalo:
What Jonathan is doing now when he's leaving in about a month is what we call in US (scorched earth policy). The guy is obviously worse than most of his detractors thought he was. Good riddance to nigeria's worst nightmare.

Lol at the scorched earth policy
The man wants the new government to be distracted while chasing all the rabbits he is letting loose in order to detract from the business of setting the country right.
Only a fool and an enemy of nigeria will take up such last minute appointment .
For all those who allowed themselves to be used as an enemy of Nigeria shall not go unpunished !

If I am Buhari

No wahala naa,i will let the idiiot continue to dig a grave for himself and those foolish enough to take an appointment from him at this last minute !
Immediately I am sworn in by may 29
I will revert all the appointments made after the election to status quo.
The removed men must first give account and then i will appoint the right men to put the country right!
Shikena!

EUROBOMBER:
There was no trouncing, the Biafran side did not invade the said bridge. Read the story again. Besides, we don't even know the number Biafran soldiers involved in that operation.

No trouncing?
Yet the whole Biafran expedition were routed?
Abeg, tell me another story!

EUROBOMBER:
You have not made any sense with all that junk you wrote up there. This man is obviously not saying all that transpired. besides, Banjo withdrew and surrendered miles of captured ground to Nigeria without a fight and the question is why?

The man also said that they confused the Biafran soldiers did you read that too? You are free to believe whatever you wish but I know that if the Biafran forces had crossed the said bridge they would have killed all 179 soldiers there.

Mr. Man you are highly ignorant of the art of warfare !
War is all about confusing your enemies, I recommend for your reading before you come back here to show your ignorance; The Art of War by Lao Tsu


"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak"

Sun Tzu, The Art of War

This story reminds of the bravery of The 300!


Wow!
176 trounced an army!
Walahi dey suppose make that commander a field Marshall!

Abeg
I fit change today's date to May 29?

Where is the signature ultimatum ?

@ chiaka
Are you by any chance Mrs. Onyebuchi chukwu?

Abeg omonnakoda,
It's too much naa

Jonathan!
See your life!
Stealing is not corruption?
Your goons are already cooperating even before Buhari's swearing in!

Ghen ghen

These people are juvenile

Politics is all about diplomacy, building bridges and alliances.
The way the Igbos are going about this whole post election matters and making ridiculous statements is like finding oneself in a pit, and you continue to dig deeper with a believe you will dig your way out.
That is pure lunacy!
It's high time the Igbos race sit themselves down and look at themselves in a mirror.
And get on with the program instead of being a perpetual spanner in the works of Nigerian progress.

Thank God
The season of impunity is almost over!
Buhari will soon put everything right!

Here in the USA
AT&T will give you unlimited calls, unlimited broadband and U-verse television and on demand movies for less than $50 per month.
When will nigeria get there?
When?

The lady does not even resemble the pictures circulating on the Internet.

Where are the chadians?
The war had almost ended when they joined the fight.
Have they been pulled back?

Rip to the dead

It is cowardice and nothing more,
He sabotaged the APC not to fall into enemies hand.

It shows the training of these military men and motivations need to be revised!