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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ySKyUULug

One day I saw an UFO,
Carrying garri IFO,
It missed my car by inches,
Pulling the bag up by winches.
Then it dawned on me
Aliens don't joke with their garri.

Jonah na wao
You no attend wedding ?

Oga Vp you no attend Osho wedding?
This guy is a real workaholic!
God bless him

As expected!
After dirtying the water,
He is running away to watch from afar!

No wahala naa!
By the time you are investigated and found guilty of gross incompetence , maladministration, stealing and playing politics with the lives of people.
Interpol will extradite you to face justice!
You better run to North Korea!

Money!
The best parfume
Money!
The magnet that draw babes like flies to shiit.
Money!
The catalyst that makes the low sit with kings.
Father!
Give me money! (PRAYER!!!)

Make he dey deceive himself!
Hungry man!

Fortez girl na angel!
Oshiomole na ...

As they say "Money is the best parfume"

Sai Baba!
No more impunity!
No hiding place for corrupt officials!
No more business as usual!
If you do the crime, be ready to do the time!

What an interesting time we are living now.

And may I say
Not only prosecution, they must vomit to the last kobo, the money stolen!
Their assets must also be seized!

An advice to temi temi, severussnape, barcanista et al
Hope your mobilization fee for your election work has been fully paid?
And you have gotten asylum outside nigeria?
It will be hot after may 29 o!

Can anyone tell me
Where is FFK?

That boy is in the wrong trade!
He should be learning boxing!
With that kind of blow that can rupture internal organs?
Na waste of talent be this o!

Very soon we shall see Oba or Igwe too trekking !

SLIDEwaxie:
mtcheeeewww...

ori yin buru papo!

GMB and Aisha
Abeg , be wary of all these Igbo sycophants who didn't cast a single vote for you and now instituting a court case on your behalf.
No mind them o!
Allow Patience to dance her final dance of shame and disappear into obscurity.
Let the distraction of the useless AFLPM go to another country!
The organisation is as useless as the P in psychology!

Clerverly:
Not only going to Jail! The money must be recovered or they should be executed publicly, using anti aircraft tank! Rogues!

Lol
You wicked o!
This is not North Korea naa

As for me,
I will prefer the tank start climbing slowly over them from the feet.
By the time it gets to the waist, they would have given up all the bank accounts and proxies holding the monies.

BigB11:
It is only in Africa that we want special recognition award for doing what we supposed to do; even my gate-man wants a prize for opening the gate for visitors.

When you lose an election you concede... this is not a big deal, but what you supposed to do.

Lol
O Suu mi o

asha80:
ignorance..nothing concerns anambra and nsukka

Corrected
But the question remains!

Una don start again!

@op
If the thing pain you,
Go and get your own from the pygmies of Congo naa!

Yes,
Let it be as low key and austere as possible.
Nothing to celebrate yet!
In fact, if there is anything lower than low sef,
We need to conserve money for capital projects around the country.
GMB must hit the ground running!
This is not the time to be wasting the remaining meager resources on jamboree!

Where is the money ?

Eyi laro e!

Rawani:
How exactly did he instigate their deaths? If Jonathan was not utterly clueless would he not have investigated the killings? Now a capable President is about to probe the needless loss of innocent lives yet all you are bothered about is convincing the thread that two wrongs make a right.

Lol
I wonder too at nigerian sense
Walahi!

Sweetguy25:
Buhari, remember 2011. Over 800 people died in your name. You should let sleeping dogs lie.

If the above was true,
Why was he not prosecuted?
Another indictment on the government of GEJ!
The people rose in anger against the perceived rigging of the election by PDP and you are here blaming the man that was slighted.
All the propaganda of the PDP against Buhari has the architect of the riots could not even result in criminal prosecution.
As the man has said, it's no longer business as usual.
If you are indicted, get ready to pay for your crimes.

My people of Nsukka!
Who did you vote for in the last election?

Stop disturbing the peace of the nation and especially our president elect!
Go and present your demand to the person you voted massively for, who will be relocating to Otuoke, a stone throw from your state in the next few days!

Abeg my president!
Less talk now and more action after may 29!
Thank you sir

I thought he was going to marry the go and die woman?

Chai!
See as the girl tall pass am!

Wetin concern Aisha Buhari with their useless organisation!
Tufiakwa!
Rubbish! Make the mgbeke go and continue with the organisation from Otuoke naa!

Abeg let our darling incoming first lady concentrate her energy on the women and child welfare in nigeria and forget the nonsense group jo!

He is flying business class!
Looks to me like United flight to Houston .
I see nothing wrong with this,
In as much he is not endangering anybody.

Why is every body in a rush to scatter the status quo before may 29?

Awon wayray!
If I hear una spend one kobo?
Na firing squad una go face!
All these while you lots didn't repair the refinery or build a new one while you are busy looting the lootables and now that it's just days to your exit you want to award contract for repairs!
Thunder go fire una!
Just wait till after may 29, una madness go get cure !

These are the result of the epidemic of joblessness ravaging the land!

Sure P
Or sure fraud!

Story story?
Story!

Looking for sympathy again, Mr. President?