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PoliticsRe: Photo Of The Day: Daddy And Son Relationship Of Fubara and Wike by papyjaypaul: 1:48pm On Jun 27, 2025
Daddy and sonhuh

Wike is ___
Fubara is ____

Calculate the difference between 57 and 50

These clowns have made a mess of our polity. All about selfish interests, they mess up our society with their issues. It's the people who are the mumu here, allowing two people play on their future.

Tinubu is said to be 73, Osinbajo is 68, Sanwoolu is 60, Aregbesola is 68 and Fashola is 61.

This generation will go soon with their shenanigans.
RomanceRe: How Did We Get Here? Nigerian Man Questions Gen Z Babes’ Luxury Demands by papyjaypaul: 7:57am On Jun 27, 2025
The internet created an illusion of luxury and choice with a single click and using your thumbs to swipe sideways.
PoliticsRe: Bus, Taxi Terminals, Major Shift In Urban Transportion - President Tinubu by papyjaypaul: 7:43am On Jun 27, 2025
In the year of the lord 2025, with all due respect Mr Bola Tinubu, bus terminals and and taxi stops aren't a major shift. Please don't insult our intelligence
PoliticsRe: Age Falsification: NJC Compulsorily Retires 10 Judges by papyjaypaul: 7:11am On Jun 27, 2025
Certificate forgery
Age forgery
Life forgery
Hmmmm

Car TalkRe: Man Pays ₦45 Million For Car, Disappears For 2 Years — Car Dealer Left In Limbo by papyjaypaul: 12:13am On Jun 27, 2025
iLegendd:
This post of his is the main reason I'll do business with him. Trust has been expressed, openly.

It's like saying, "Since VDM loves to talk and address things openly, he'll be a bad politician. He's going to expose corruption."

This is just a sign that you love corruption or handling corruption offline.

Evil people fear publicity, but sincere hearts fear not.

Starting from today, 99% of his clients will be people with good source of income. The fraudsters will run and that's good.
To each his own, those who have don't brag. Those who have and brag, that's their bragging business. The guy is baiting and that's why he is asking the public. If he has been doing business for years, it's not Twitter that will tell him what to do with a customer if he is not looking for attention. He doesn't need this story to show that he is transparent. In this life, even if you are Angel Goodness, bad customers will come. Your actions show it, not your words alone.

Talk is cheap. Many people have put beware of 419 in front of their buildings, it doesn't mean 419 people didn't still go there.
PoliticsRe: Trending On X, See What The Head Of Uganda Military Wrote About Nigeria by papyjaypaul: 7:04pm On Jun 26, 2025
Boko Haramu, it is really the Haramu that we created that they need to beat. Thank you Uganda for thinking about us. Ubuntu
HealthRe: What Masturbation Has Done To Me-will I Father Children......please Help by papyjaypaul:
Recognizing the problem is the first step to solving it but what I need to tell you first without being a doctor is that you'll be fine. Why? Because your sperm, unless you do a test that says otherwise, will continue to do the Lord's work, even if it is 2 minutes. Till men die, they can produce but that 2 minutes is where you satisfied yourself and will now learn how to satisfy a woman and not yourself.

Masturbation is selfish, it is self pleasing. You don't need anyone to help you. There was a time Seun used to change the word to self-service on Nairaland, that tells you how much it is selfish. But is it better to do self service than find problem with others? That's a question for another day.

Anything without control is a problem, even sex. So first change your habits. A habit is formed in 14-30 days. What makes you masturbate? Are you using porn or is it your imagination?

Sex is good and I will not pretend and tell you that repent and all of that sermon. We are animals. Your conscience is telling you that it doesn't like what you are doing to your body. This is one of the reasons we have marriage as an institution and guess what is one of the reasons for divorce in marriage? Sex!!!

But don't just go marry someone and give her your problems. Your problem starts with your mind first.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCb_wk3wA1Q?

Everything starts with your mind. Let me ask you 2 questions

1. What do you do?
2. What kind of man do you envision yourself as i.e. What is your legacy as a man?

Those two questions will help me advice you.
You are concerned about being a father, do you want to be a father or you want to be a dad? You know any man can be the father of the child with their sperm but the other..... undecided
PoliticsRe: If Tinubu Tells Me To Serve As VP, I Will Accept And Say Thank You Sir - Barau by papyjaypaul: 12:56pm On Jun 26, 2025
They want to turn Nigeria into a fiefdom. Ladies and gentlemen, there was Nigeria before Tinubu, there will be Nigeria after Tinubu. Tinubu is no god. Get off your dirty knees worshipping someone who should be working for you. Shameless adults

We've seen Abacha
We've seen Obasanjo 2.0

No man is god. This too shall pass.
HealthRe: If You Learned Your Unborn Child Would Have Special Needs, Would You Terminate ? by papyjaypaul: 12:54pm On Jun 26, 2025
Fame1309:
Please the doctors in the house should educate us better.is it possible to know the baby will have serious complications within the early stage of the pregnancy?
It's called prenatal diagnosis. Read up on it for more information.
Car TalkRe: Man Pays ₦45 Million For Car, Disappears For 2 Years — Car Dealer Left In Limbo by papyjaypaul: 12:07pm On Jun 26, 2025
JAMANZE:
Don't us your hand to invite trouble to your business Mr man. There are options to keep you and your business safe. Social media should not have come into it unless you are looking for content. With your level in business you should have a trusted lawyer and a police friend that should advise you better. Nwanna be guided.
Thank you for these wise words Jamanze. It's not everything you bring to the market square. Even if he's looking for content, it's an empty content and I would not do business with this kind of basket mouth.

RomanceRe: Lady Calls Her Date 'Fool' After He Spent ₦102,000 On Her Without Sex (Pix) by papyjaypaul: 11:30am On Jun 26, 2025
Fool

a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person.
"what a fool I was to do this"

verb
trick or deceive (someone); dupe.
Now that you know the meaning of the word, are you a foolhuh

If you read the Twitter script carefully, and you consult your dictionary, you'll know who played the fool and who acted the fool.
PoliticsRe: DSS Arrests Six Suspected Bandits In Kaduna Airport Upon Return From Hajj by papyjaypaul: 11:26am On Jun 26, 2025
The APC government normalized terrorism by changing the word from terrorists to bandits.

Bandit
person who lives by stealing and often as a member of a band :
Terrorist
a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aim
My brothers and sisters, tell me, are they they samehuh It was Lai Muhammed who started describing them as bandits so that their government doesn't look like the Jonathan government they swept away and said was incompetent because they could not beat Boko Haram. Now after almost ten years of psyop, the newspapers, TV and radio and the internet all use the word bandits. Bandits ko, brandy ni

Can thieves kidnap you and then take your life? Are thieves that daring? Small banger blow and thief will run away because he is taking a risk to steal. Even the armed robbers do their operation fast because they don't want to be caught but we have these ones taking lives, sacking villages and holding people hostage and you call them bandits angry

How the Nigerian public fell for this propaganda beats me. The other one they say is farmers/herders clash but we know who is beating who. It's like saying Isreal and Palestine conflict when we clearly know who is beating who. If you say Israel and Iran conflict, we know it's fire for fire by the two of them



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yQMccHnW0?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y3hAMXF39o?

The greatest gift the APC has is PROPAGANDA and if you fall for it, you will keep on living in delulu.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b4xhBmfYRc?
PoliticsRe: Mai Jakka Killed In Zamfara by papyjaypaul: 11:14am On Jun 26, 2025
The APC government normalized terrorism by changing the word from terrorists to bandits.

Bandit
person who lives by stealing and often as a member of a band :
Terrorist
a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aim
My brothers and sisters, tell me, are they they samehuh It was Lai Muhammed who started describing them as bandits so that their government doesn't look like the Jonathan government they swept away and said was incompetent because they could not beat Boko Haram. Now after almost ten years of psyop, the newspapers, TV and radio and the internet all use the word bandits. Bandits ko, brandy ni

Can thieves kidnap you and then take your life? Are thieves that daring? Small banger blow and thief will run away because he is taking a risk to steal. Even the armed robbers do their operation fast because they don't want to be caught but we have these ones taking lives, sacking villages and holding people hostage and you call them bandits angry

How the Nigerian public fell for this propaganda beats me. The other one they say is farmers/herders clash but we know who is beating who. It's like saying Isreal and Palestine conflict when we clearly know who is beating who. If you say Israel and Iran conflict, we know it's fire for fire by the two of them



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yQMccHnW0?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y3hAMXF39o?

The greatest gift the APC has is PROPAGANDA and if you fall for it, you will keep on living in delulu.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b4xhBmfYRc?
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky You’re Not A Woman” - Portable Calls Out Bobrisky In New Video by papyjaypaul: 11:05am On Jun 26, 2025
The same portable who dressed like a woman some few days agohuh
When the Nigerian Police should have behaved like Hisbah and flogged all these boys dressing as women, we failed there. We allowed them catch cruise with rubbish and ingredients in the name of entertainment. Now they have become a menace cruising at 200km/h

I can't think of any branch of medicine outside of cosmetic surgery where the patient makes the diagnosis and prescribes the treatment. This doesn't exist. The doctor makes the diagnosis, the doctor prescribes the treatment.
PoliticsRe: I Am Now Officially A Woman, Accept It – Bobrisky Declares by papyjaypaul: 11:00am On Jun 26, 2025
izombie:
Shameless i must say. You do not have a womb because only women have wombs. You do not menstruate because only women menstruate. You can wear whatever you want, you can identify as a woman but the koko be say you are not a woman and can never be. Being a woman is not a costume.
Women don't realize that it's them that still suffer from all these campaigns.

They will be the ones eventually denied of their rights to privacy and freedom of association. They are the ones that ought to condemn these things once it starts but when the men do, they think it's men being hard and jealous of their 'emancipation'. Weak men create hard times.

PoliticsRe: I Am Now Officially A Woman, Accept It – Bobrisky Declares by papyjaypaul: 10:55am On Jun 26, 2025
How far has the world come. It's been a long time since we had normalcy. Family values must be restored.

PoliticsRe: Lecturer In Court For Sharing Video Of Shamsudeen Bala Mohammed Dancing by papyjaypaul: 10:49am On Jun 26, 2025
There is more to this than they are telling us. It's not just two fighting dancing.
CrimeRe: Identity Of Paedophile Who Married A 9 Year Old At Disneyland Is Revealed by papyjaypaul: 4:28pm On Jun 25, 2025
Disney itself messes up your child's brain with fantasies... Don't let them control your child's mind
RomanceRe: If Your Husband Doesn't Give You Head, He Doesn't Love You - Lady by papyjaypaul: 4:11pm On Jun 25, 2025
Anyone can come to the internet to talk, comment is free

papyjaypaul:
Where person de sit piss, de sit shit, you wan put mouth there because porn corrupt all of una. Dogs and birches
papyjaypaul:
This is deep. I think porn has really damaged our lives today as it made make believe people's belief cry

Do men really like lapping up like dogshuh

Men are not even patient normally and just want to jerk off while women need more time to get in the mood. It's physiological for men and psychological for women. I'm afraid the gadgets are also destroying women's make-up. If the man is taking too long or not doing pre-intimacy well, she just takes the machine that can do the work. I think people are not going to be satisfied amd content, they will want more than the human body can naturally give. Dopamine effect
FamilyRe: I Hate My Marriage Because I Can't Travel Around For Fun As When Single - Lady by papyjaypaul: 3:46pm On Jun 25, 2025
What exactly do you want from this lady? I saw you post on the other thread this same story. If they arrest you now, you go de claim victim. Take this post off and leave the woman alone. You are a busy body.

This post was dormant on the page Facebook page I got it from but as the Lord liveth the post will go viral till the husband sees it and that marriage must will terminate cos I hate to see innocent men suffer in marriage. She must leave the man and look for her spec of man from the streets she belong to...
HealthRe: If You Learned Your Unborn Child Would Have Special Needs, Would You Terminate ? by papyjaypaul: 11:17am On Jun 25, 2025
If it's inconveniencing, I will because that child will not only bring pain to you and the family, they may not like you for knowing you could have done something but you chose not to do anything.

Have you seen sickle cell patients who are looking at their parents and wondering which kain yeye love make dem punish amhuh Life is not easy already, may we not see load wey pass our power, it's not easy. That's why they say there are only two problems in this world, when you have health and when you don't. When you don't, all those other problems you think you have is nothing, absolutely nothing, you will appreciate life more.

There are ethics to it so you can't just terminate because you think you are selecting tomatoes at the market, it comes with medical, spiritual and even moral complications during the term of the pregnancy.

I only pray for the wisdom to act with love, not fear, for courage, not pride and for mercy, above all.

May no parent walk that road alone.
May every soul, born or unborn, be wrapped in grace.
And may we learn not to judge where we have not bled.
🙏
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Daughter Of Promiseland Estate CEO Marks 10th Birthday In Style by papyjaypaul:
Child abuse but what can we do? Have money and sponsor anything, moral consciousness goes to the gutter. The desperation for attention by Nigerians needs to be studied.

Celebrating a 10-year-old like a celebrity online isn’t always love. Sometimes, it’s more about the parents than the child.
Not every moment needs an audience.
Not every birthday needs a billboard.
Not every smile is meant for social media.
Not every celebration is content.
Not every child’s joy should be posted.
Not every family moment needs likes.
Not every milestone needs a photoshoot.
Not every love has to be proved online.
Not every gesture needs applause.
Not every bond is for broadcast.
Not every show of love is truly loving.
Not every home needs a spotlight.
Not every laughter is meant for the village square.
Not every sunrise is meant to be announced.
Not every child’s step must echo through the market.
Not every gift is to be unwrapped before strangers.
Not every adult behaves like one.
Let kids be kids, not content.

RomanceRe: Does Your Wife Or Girlfriend Have A Tomboy Bestie? by papyjaypaul: 7:59pm On Jun 24, 2025
You want to be competing with fellow women on top what? Marry another woman fellas. Marry them, 2, 3 let them compete together. When did you men become like this? What is all these?

BusinessRe: Good Old Days! Does This Business Still Exist? Picture by papyjaypaul: 6:39pm On Jun 24, 2025
blessedchild234:
Netflix/internet kicked them out or should I say technological advancements did it's thing towards these era, just how AI is taking food out of the mouth of so many people now and in the future.
Netflix started from this idea and I want to show you how

PoliticsRe: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by papyjaypaul:
zero8zero:
The Belarusians are proud of the man, he was also bestowed a national honor in Zimbabwe, a successful business man. All these tears will not make Obi President.
How does that answer my question? Was Obi the one that did not make Tinubu governor from 1999-2007? Or was it Obi that told Gani Fawehinmi take him to court in the 2000s? Focus on the topic. Leave Obi out of this.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by papyjaypaul: 6:02pm On Jun 24, 2025
I knew people were going to call on the age of this guy but the president has more questions to answer about himself than his classmates.

papyjaypaul:
Politics aside, isn't it weird that Nigerians have a president that does not have a verifiable pasthuh

The other day I heard one of his people say he was a forensic auditor at Mobil. Eweleke o! The last time I heard, he was an accountant, then an auditor, now this and that.

Two old timers met in a city in North America. One still works in Nigeria, the second one in North America moved there in the late 80s. As they were reminiscing about their days in Uni, talking about Babangida, hostel life and all of that, I smh that it's sad we can entrust our lives with someone whose classmates can't identify as one of them. It's really sad and tells a lot about the person. If two people could meet abroad after 40 years and talk about their past, why will 60 million voters entrust their destiny in the hands of those who are hiding something? They deserve whatever they get from there.

PoliticsRe: All is Not Well In APC No Matter How They Pretend- Rufai Oseni (video) by papyjaypaul: 5:56pm On Jun 24, 2025
I agree with him. It's only a matter of time before we see the problems in 3D. I remember when Real Madrid, the Galaticos assembled all the big stars in the world. No one needed an alarm to tell us when they started having problems, starting from ego clashes grin

There are too many vested interests in that party that the veil of deceit will soon wear off. All we saw in Rivers is a dress rehearsal. You can't bring enemies together to unite to eat for long, they will poison themselves sooner or later.

PoliticsRe: Perform Or Be Removed, Tinubu Is Not Buhari , Jandor Tells Service Chiefs by papyjaypaul: 1:22pm On Jun 24, 2025
What an insult to the President! The President now needs people to speak on his behalf. What a wonderful world we live in.

papyjaypaul:
There's too much complicity in this country and if I were the President, I won't ask the IG why there are no arrests, I'll tell his subordinates to arrest him on the spot for negligence of duty. That is all I need to do to fire the first shot. Everyone will sit up. No playing games. But the way it is now, some people are even saying what the President did with the security chiefs at Benue was drama after rehearsal, imagine that!

RomanceRe: The Origin Of VIBRATORS by papyjaypaul: 1:05pm On Jun 24, 2025
drimzsmoke:
I deleted all the things you said because I don't even know where to start. I'll have to start breaking every sentence and prove why what you said is partially or totally incorrect, and I don't have such time today. I had a very busy and annoying night. I just want to play efootball on my phone and sleep till evening

The below clowns are the people whose work you're quoting for me. I'm telling you facts, you're quoting things written by comedians.
If you truly want to learn facts, as regards to actual studies done by scientist, just put "pubmed" or ".pdf" after whatever you're about to search.

As at 2009(16 years ago), 53% of American women between the ages of 18-60years were using intimacy gadgets!!!
You are writing to prove a point, I am writing to highlight points. That's what I see. I am not going to waste my time, unpaid, to prove a point or cite studies, but if you get satisfied with points, you win. I hear you. I agree with you. Enjoy!
RomanceRe: He Paid For My BBL In Turkey — Then Asked For “Installment” Sex as Payback by papyjaypaul: 10:40am On Jun 24, 2025
It's such a blessing to come from a good family where you are trained to be a normal person in society.
PoliticsRe: Leaked Memo Shows DSS Alerted DHQ To Benue Attacks A Month Before Incident by papyjaypaul: 10:17am On Jun 24, 2025
There's too much complicity in this country and if I were the President, I won't ask the IG why there are no arrests, I'll tell his subordinates to arrest him on the spot for negligence of duty. That is all I need to do to fire the first shot. Everyone will sit up. No playing games. But the way it is now, some people are even saying what the President did with the security chiefs at Benue was drama after rehearsal, imagine that!

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