₦airaland Forum

Georgry:
You're very dull, how is the Olowo under the Sultan of Sokoto when Ondo is almost 70 percent Christian?

People just make things up to suit what they want, true or not. I bet the guy has no idea that Ondo has more Christians but that's the internet for you.

Politics aside, isn't it weird that Nigerians have a president that does not have a verifiable past

The other day I heard one of his people say he was a forensic auditor at Mobil. Eweleke o! The last time I heard, he was an accountant, then an auditor, now this and that.

Two old timers met in a city in North America. One still works in Nigeria, the second one in North America moved there in the late 80s. As they were reminiscing about their days in Uni, talking about Babangida, hostel life and all of that, I smh that it's sad we can entrust our lives with someone whose classmates can't identify as one of them. It's really sad and tells a lot about the person. If two people could meet abroad after 40 years and talk about their past, why will 60 million voters entrust their destiny in the hands of those who are hiding something? They deserve whatever they get from there.

Didn't bother to watch that episode because I knew Reno with his sweet mouth will just be dribbling them and trying to teach them how to do their job. In his world, na only him get sense. He is a sweet talker so I can understand why it is easy to fall for his words. Here is a young man just hustling for work using his talent and skills to sell to the best buyer.

drimzsmoke:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ah ah ah ah ah, don't make me laugh!!!
I'm in my General Shao mode🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

And you wonder why women resent sex later on in sexual relationships and think they are doing the man a favour😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good night my pupil!!!

Teacher you Don teach me nonsense. I'm not wasting my time on women matter again. If they like, let them use cucumber, that's their problem.

On a serious note, I read this and we seem to be saying the same thing. However, my POV is that we'll all be alright Las Las. Why? Sex is a thing of the mind. Orgasm is the brain communicating to the genitals to enjoy or detest an act. It's the same way a man can delay his ejaculation or just rush it. He has to train his brain to read the woman and cum when it's time. Again, like I said, people are different. What makes Woman A orgasm is not necessarily what makes Woman B orgasm. At the end, if masturbating with a intimacy gadget gives you joy, good luck with that. Just accept it like that. What you find out is that once you are on a drug, you can not start to tell us that life without that drug is meaningless.

All I know is that sex is something both partners need to prepare for, learn each other's needs and try to satisfy them. If you want to masturbate, you don't need anyone. You can do it solo.

Enjoy your aphrodisiac.

drimzsmoke:
I created this post to bridge a knowledge gap in men. Most men don't know anything when it comes to sex and pleasuring a woman, and knowing these things are important if a romantic relationship must to work in this generation. Women are now aware of their orgasm, it's no longer like in the past where a woman enjoying sex or wanting to talk about sex was seen as a TABOO!!!

So you are saying a man must dangle his penis like a vibrator so that his woman will enjoy sex. When there are different things that make women orgasm, some don't even need penetration, some of them only need the breasts sucked, some prefer kissing and so many more.

I'm solving a problem, you create another problem. That's foolishness. So because you think Men were not listening, the women should then get a machine that no man can never compete with? It's the women that will suffer Last last because having sex with a machine or a toy is not natural. Men who cannot control themselves can also be satisfying themselves with vagina toys and we won't need each other for sexual pleasure anymore.

Even if a couple uses these intimacy gadgets, it's still unnatural and they will never achieve satisfaction. You can't cheat nature.

I don't see any problem with this. He is doing something legitimate and proud of it. Many of our politicians cannot tell us what they do without dipping their hands in public treasury or collecting kickbacks. Professor, na man you be.

Who are those who are blinded by religion that they can't think for gasssake

I don't blame the seller here, I blame the buyers.

1Alex:
on top Nairaland jokes na him you Don turn preacher. I responded to a post on how to show off. The keyword is SHOW OFF, not integrity. Mr motivational speaker, we are not being serious here. If you take life this serious, you die before your time.

You don't need to respond to every comment. You can laugh at a 'joke', I can run commentary on a joke. The choice is yours, opinion is free on a public forum. The truth is usually hidden in a joke, let's laugh at whatever makes us to

If Bash Ali is not on this list, I'll bash it and knock it out in Round 1

Houseofglam7:
The world is just a cycle of users and usery and users and usery
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Everyone is using everyone else in this world.
With that picture, the woman should be happy she got that man. If sex makes her happy, she better use that money to take care of those domestic problems and keep using him to fulfill her sexual desires or she should go to Egypt, where his head is okay. I belive Mohammed is a Muslim, so she doesn't need to be with him all the time. He can be one of his wives and she can meet him when they need to. Life is too short to change a man at 40, an age they say fools get formed.

Bobloco:
Why are you so fixated on the kolision of konfusion?
Are you that scared?

I think these politicians are deliberately misleading the public.

It's not in the coalition's interest to let APC know their true intentions until it's late in the day considering all that has happened to opposition parties and the story that moles are sponsored to destroy them.

1Alex:
If you arrive early at meetings, nobody will notice you. But if you arrive when everyone is already seated, all eyes will be on you.

Irresponsible behavior just because you want to be noticed. We have a lot of kids in adult bodies. Very selfish people who don't have the sense of respecting anyone else but themselves and they always want to get noticed. A man's value is not determined by the material things of life. These people at the end of the day are insecure, that's why they go around in sirens, escorts and cameras because they want to be noticed and are not satisfied with themselves. They want validation and attention from the public.

Your comment is how Nigerians support crass behavior but when they go abroad, they are so shocked that no one cares about their possessions or greed for attention. Grow up!

ChizzyBuna:
You are truly naive..SMH

So you think only a committed relationship will make someone have rules for their desires.

Please keep your advice for yourself
Some advice are as worse as spoilt egg. NO THANK YOU!!

Naive

Oga you are fornicating, there's no need wasting advice on your illegal relationship. It has no rules of engagement, therefore advice will be omitted. If it pains you, I have no apologies. Truth is not always meant to be your friend.

We already have the local government in the constitution but these selfish politicians especially governors do not want them to work. They want to do the work of local governments because if the LG Chairmen do their work well, it will make most governors look like they have nothing to do. Most of what our governors commission and launch are local government affairs. Lagos state in particular from Tinubu's regime till date has found a way to make local government work a state work, whether it's LASAA, LASBACA, LAWMA, LASPARK etc, anyone that knows the work of state and LG will see how lazy our politicians are. Shame on them.

I don't give sexual intimacy advice to unmarried people because it's simply a waste of time. Get married and I'll have better advice to give you. Until then, collect whatever they give you. There are no rules to the situationship.

Two of you fornicating now can decide to fornicate with the next person now out of anger or horniness, they have no rules to their desires as they are not strong enough to be in committed relationships that have rules and regulations.

nedu666:
No wonder op has 130k comments. Ladies and gentlemen one hundred and thirty thousand comments from one op. If op had a wife or gf or a job or business where would he find time to post 130k comments.
You can't shame the shameless

After this comment, I had to go check who the OP was and now annoyed with Seun. What Seun should be making work, he leaves it and runs after what we didn't ask him for. If the block user feature was working as it should be, I would not even see this topic

otipoju:
I have one gift that has helped me in life so far. I am not afraid to loose everything and start afresh...and because i am not, I am in control of my emotions.

Men evolve when they suffer. Men can come back and bounce back as many times as they want to and this phenomenon makes women angry. Even if he was a deadbeat and changed to be a good man, the ex will never be happy to see him recover.

nairalanda1:
And whenever you use a german product, it is likely a german company who used slave labour in WW2 made the thing.

Siemems is building your grid, and has built grids for many countries, and was involved in slavery during WW2. And it even made American slavery , horrible as it is, look nice by comparison.

Turkey that is doing that report...for centuries kept slaves from a wide variety of nations. Shey you want to listen to them

Slavery is wrong, and I occasionaly tune into TRT anyway...but at the end, make we dey stop forming purity. Slavery was something many Africans practiced...until colonial rule started trying to end it.(in 1915, the first antislavery law was passed in Nigeria by the british). At some point we are all hypocrites.

The world is very connected but one thing I know is that I am not crazy about another man's league. I have no problem with those who do but whenever I travel, I notice that each country will promote their own league first. I watch it for entertainment but not going crazy when it's not connected to my fatherland.

The Walkman was a big evolution in carrying cassettes with you and listening to it. It is what we do today with our phones. Life

I stopped wasting my time on the premier league when I found the dark history of the clubs and it is somehow for me to support these clubs but enjoy yourself, we need entertainment for the masses.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQJSvwBr3YY

Tightpussy2024:
I am not based in naija.
The African stores here will charge you to your nose.

I have tried jollof rice sha.hubby and little one complained of pepper .talk more of soup.

Okay, but you can tell your little one what it is. Some Europeans and Asians eat mashed potatoes which is like our food. The only difference is how they serve it or if they keep it round. I am just saying you can let the child know what the food is made of and how healthy it is. It is an opportunity to teach them, they will eventually find the wisdom in our diet when they grow up and start doing things themselves. Our food is highly nutritious, pepper is a vegetable. We eat balanced diet more but because we don't bother to think about what we eat and how it is made, we look down on the rich food we have. BTW I'm not talking to you directly, just thinking out loud about the topic. Our food, especially fufu became popular during COVID on TikTok. There's a lot of education on what we eat that we don't do but keep looking at others.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L5aID8Qy8I

Tightpussy2024:
The better!

No one needs an effigy or scarecrow especially those that travel with kids of which their kids will be frightened .

I don't like airpeace.i only use it to shuttle within Nigeria when I visit.

I remember when I ate fufu and egusi soup in air peace and my little one was asking what it was.

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Are you saying, as a parent, you've not taught your little one what food is

He was carrying a microphone, hoping to preach the word of the lord to the young man. Somebody say Amen!

The bird was free until it got tied up in the cage. And then it was not free anymore. It could only fly that far.

10 billion is indeed a ridiculous amount of money to protect your border when you consider how much the VP's residence was renovated, the amount it cost to renovate the International Conference Centre, the amount it cost to buy SUVs for Senators and the amount we spend on foreign trips. This must be a joke and since this man has been doing well, I support his cry for help. These are the kind of issues we want our politicians talking about.

Shettima Commissions ₦21Bn Official Resident Of The Vice President Built By FCT Administration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrI_XhR2irM

Why is this news

Okay I know entertainment is for people who don't want to use their brain and they have to feed them, but why is it on the front page

This update adds no value to us, stop it you moderators. Don't let me use swear words

The more we destroy institutions, the more we tear down the country. What people who don't see beyond their bellies do is make it impossible for tomorrow to be better. They can only see today, simply because they are drunk. The drinking of power alcohol has made their bellies buffer than its normal state so they act crazy.

Nothing lasts forever, do your thing and move on but this is very difficult for some human beings to understand.

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Can you guys see what's playing out here. Isreal is effecting regime change gradually. Cus they left the opposition television intact. The Iran International television. Isreal is cooking seriously. Why islamists are this stubborn. See how how they're been wasted like dogs.

On the other hand, Isreal abeg make una come Naija come help us deal with the terrorists land grabbers here. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I don't know if some of you are naive but it is very clear South African Apartheid was not enough lesson for you all. You surely want a second slavery.

I understand Obi has the body language to bring a conscious change in the mentality and psyche of people but one thing he must be careful of is those who speak on his behalf. This is what they did to Buhari and almost any other president we have had. He is no god, don't make a god out of him and be very careful of promises you make when you're outside because when you get in, it's much worse than you think it is. Every president has experienced this situation.

50 Cent says, "My son Marquise is 27 and still asking for child support. I give him $10,800 monthly, but he says it's not enough." "Success cost me my relationship with Marquise. At 27, he should be ashamed to ask for child support. He thinks being 50 Cent's son means he doesn't have to work. I offered to set up a business for him to earn $1 million a month, but he refused. He has an entitlement mentality, thinking my money is his. It hurts to see him so irresponsible. I keep saying this publicly, hoping he'll be ashamed and start working. No matter how rich you are, never let your kids feel your money belongs to them." Moral lesson :Some of us at 17 we hustled on our own. I have been working since I was 15 years old. Sorry my son or not, I respect work!

Chief2410:
He knew all these and still fell out with his ex wife?

Maybe people learn from experience, don't you think?