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What??! You gotta b kiddin me! I like his guts sha...

Some of ya might have heard or visited '' right? Well for those of you who havent, i call the cite a 'mini-version' of nairaland. As at the time i created this thread, the cite is completely hacked!!!!!! The hackers even threatened the owner!!! Its domain was 'auctioned'.. Hehehehehe

Now i know why am so 'attractive' to this dudes... They just cant resist my 'charm'!

Abi na.. Make d mods just try save lives

ajanaku2: “The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction; jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully...”

- Richard Dawkins (The God Delusion)

matthew 13: 14-15....
And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of isaiah, which saith, 'by hearin ye shall hear but shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see but shall not percieve:
15 for this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing and their eyes have they closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and i should heal them...

The problem with you athiest is that you just cant stand our faith... If you ath*ei*sts and n1on-christ#ains dont like our believes den you shouldnt comment on threads like this, simple...

What more can i write that hasnt bn written?! Well, me personnaly think tis wrong for the soldiers to have purnised him and tis also wrong for the man to have disobeyed traffic rule... What i learned from this? Certain conditions requires one to follow suit.. If he had know that certain laws dont hold in when an emergency is declred in a state he would have adjusted to conform to the situation.. He dey form crixus na so e jam theokoles.... Hehehehehe

Mods eeeeh, i greet una. front page abeg, save lives o.. Biko please.

Fellow Nairalanders,
how una dey? I greet una o.
Well, i decided to create this thread based on personal observation on the spate of 'imperfections' hunting the human race. What i mean by 'imperfection' here is the rise in controllable disease/anomalies affecting we nigerians and how this imperfection as started smiling at non-human creatures(oh poor creatures!) in the animal kingdom. Imagine make goat dey born pickin with two heads abi make person wife dey born 'monkey' (that was how many described these kinda babies, even the nurses in hospitals where it happened) abi na the way wey kidney/liver/heart dey fail like moto brake this days or the rate of premature births dis times??! (brakes self no dey fail like this dis days again)! These tins just tire me... Some of us have had to deal with this thaings, some witnessed it, some might have lost loved ones to it.. For me, it has gotten to a stage where i no longer dare to click disheartning news captions no more.. So i wondered and pondered on what we have been doin that our fore-fathers didnt do or what our progenetors did that we are not doin and then i realised we have bad habits these days; yes, bad habits!! Our habits dey kill us eeeh for this country o. Yes. Our drinkin, eating, smoking, health, emotional, spiritual habits dey hunt us seriously.

Eating habit.
It is not until you are davido, dangote's daughter, gate's wife, jonathan's son before you can eat fine... Think about this: why b say those grandpa and grandmama and even the great g parents are healthy compared to us the younger ones? Eating chicken every sec, drinking processed juice every afternoon is not living fine o. Taking hamburger every afternoon or drinking coke everyday neither is....

Some men are fishes. They can drink anytin! (I hail all those 'female drunkards' o). na anytin wey b alcohol dey can drink.. Some of una don use coke, fanta, malt, sprite kill una self finish as if to die of 'jedijedi' (pile) is ur destiny! Imagine make person dey addicted to coke! You no see better tin dey addicted to ni??!

Personal hygiene, house care is another thaing note-worthy. Some house na mosquito territory, some na rats, some mice, some ant, some bugs... Infact some na pest territory...! you just sleep over or wait till when this creature takes dier shift to runs tins in the house.

Some people just dont exercise their body or have pathetic life style. Check this styles out:
young man: *wakes up early and prepared for work; have lunch at work; closes from work and goes to bar, alcohol galore, smokes hell; returns home drunk/half drunk smellin like a skunk; repeats the same cycle next day.*
your grandpa in his village: wakes up very earlyand goes to farm(early morn execercise); returns from farm, rests and have a delicious meal probably eba and nutritious veg soup; takes his mid day nap; haves a friuty afternoon; eats well again in the evening, then relaxes with friends with palmy as company...* so tell me why you wont have kidney failure/liver malfuntion/heart diseases or why your body responds slow to treament! Wake up man, you is killing urself...! Wonder y you cant run 100 meters without gasin out completely before reachin 50meters??!

Some people can smoke anytin!! If dere were a god of smokers, he would have been jealous that his sons/daugters smokes better than he does!!

The key to avoidin these 'troubles' is to live a moderate life style.. Yeah bro, moderation counts a lot.. I know its hard to let go this habits, but being moderate can help reduce the risks attached to this habits considerably.
*drink moderate
*eat moderate (balanced diet o)
*smoke moderate
*sleep moderate(too much sleep is gon make you poor son)
*stay away from fast food as much as you can. Only use'em as last resort if the situation calls for it.
*soft drinks contain too much nonsense that can accumulate and harm you. Restrain yaself. Aint notin like pure juice like those adverts tell you.Those companies are lying to you... Make investigations and you'd see.
*stay away from processed food that you can get fresh subs for.. Canned meat, canned fish, canned tomatoes are all crap... Get'em fresh, it pays baby.
*exercise else you'd get old on the inside.
*get friuty and veggy.
*pregnant women should adhere to this advice listed above... Stay 100 percent fresh.. Stay away from herbal drugs that can harm or deform ur baby, dont be in a hurry to use drugs, rest might just do it... Read d intructions on any drug you wanna take and see if its fit for use.
*detoxification works magic, b'lieve tha'
*for d alcohol 'addicts'(pardon me), always give ur system rest for 2/3 days 'fore ur next consumption.dont overwork ur kidney/liver.. This gives ur body rest and time to get rid of excessive liquor in the system.. Always give ur body alcohol free 'holidays'.
*stay away from hard drugs
in conclusion, just be moderate in all you do, it pays more than you think!
One more thaing: have you got Jesus?!

[quote author=kj_hova]This images from Saturn sends ideas raging in my cranium.
Regular inter planetary travel is very likely within the next 50 to 100 years. The 3 main challenges to surmount are;
Fuel - Nuclear fission has already been used to more than half the time required for Curiosity to travel to Mars. further development in this area or maybe a whole new discovery could considerably reduce travel time across our solar system.
Toxic atmosphere of space - Following the example of a permanently inhabited International Space Station orbiting around Earth, it is technically possible to install inhabited stations or bases on every planet in our system. We only need to solve the small matter of oxygen supply, artificial gravity, communication with Earth and a bit more.
Cost/benefits: - Vast deposits of oils, minerals, metals, rocks & gases exists in many parts of our solar system. Soon very soon, a new space age set of explorers in the order of Mungo park, Marco Polo, Cecil Rhodes et al will march into these frontiers to create commercial activity around these resources. Then shall man become an inter-planetary being at least, if not yet inter-stellar![/quote]this thaings remind of star wars.. Atimes, when me watch sci-fi movies, i just wish we'v gotten to the age where we posses the technologies displayed in this movies - one of me fantacies! But is all good. Wel, i still think we might have made contact with aliens before.. Artifacts of several extinct civilization showin/depictin oval flyin objects hoverin in dem sky with human worshpin'em, several documentaries tryin to prove this, and lots more... I remember this movie i watched, 'the forth kind' about physical contact with alien, scary if you ask me, but i love it.. If you havent seen it, you gotta see it cus it will increase ur curiosity... B'leve tha'

I just realized that i have tons of questions to ask God....! Lots and lots of interestin ones to satisfy even my wildest curiousity! How great thou art, oh Lord God of Hosts!

Hey beautiful, i can only imagine d kinda hole you got urself in baby.. But i've got something for you, hope its useful:
first, you need ta get evidence of this ungodly treatment.. I mean a concrete evidence, and an eye witness (your maid would do).. Call the two families together; your husband's and yours, make sure ur parents are present... Get the pastor along... Create one hell of a meeting.. Let them know what you are going thru.. Table the matter, show'em ur evidences and let ur witnesse(s) speak... If you are considering divorce, let'em know about it... I dont know ur faith, but if you are a christain, make your ways right with God, give ur life to Jesus genuinly, fast and pray before embarking on this... Seek guidance from ur pastor and let him know of ur plans but ur husband has to caught unaware... Have faith. God words says the heart of men even kings are in his hands(Pharoah and the Israelite; Esther, the king and Hamman are an example)...And please, continuing performing ur wifey duties... God never fails, He will turn his heart. I have a feeling you are good woman.... Keep wondering why atimes good women falls into this and good men get hunted by their marriages to bad women...
Another thaing: gettin an eye witness may b an issue because i am sure ur maid would want'o speak while puttin her job's security at arms way.. She is the perfect witness.. If you can get one who's willing or if she willing, it'l b great... Good luck baby, God b with you.

kokoye: Teach your wife about the benefits of saving money for retirement and the rainy days. let her realise money in your hands is power. Once she gets this, there will be no need to hide money from her.

Having said that, yes, women love to shop..so an important prayer is abundance of money so they can spend (with some common sense).

I'm not just whistling dixies. I'm a living witness - my wife used to get payday loan regularly before we got married. so it was war at some point. But she studied my lifestyle of saving and saw the immense benefits. Now, she still shops but with sense. She still buys unnecessary stuff simply because it's on sale. LOL. But thankfully, we live in a world where you can return stuff for full refunds...so yea..back to the store.

If she's your wife - she will see the benefits and listen.

But again..ultimately, pray there's money available o...because women love to shop!

i agree to some point.. First, you live in a different world and am sure tis not naija.. Lucky you ur wife understood and adjusted her 'habits'... Here, tis better you get the rough edges of such things smoothly ironed out before tyin d knot, i dey tell you!! For naija here, not all gurls have that kinda orientation o... Its Good you discover ur mate and habits and see if you'd be comfi spending the rest of ya life with her, else, figure something out or just walk.. Always better killing a snake before it bites than findin d cure...

andyanders: For me, I can NEVER hide money from my wife. As a matter of fact, my wife keeps our money in her account and I only keep little in my account for just fueling my car and other little things. This has helped us to plan things and we have about 4 buildings now.
To me, my wife is the best banker for the family, the best friend to me and my best adviser because I usually spend all my money with me when I go out with friends as I tend t give out any amount with me when people ask for money from me, I give out to a fault. But since I started keeping my money with my wife, I tell her to give me the amount I needed for the day and I make sure I spend within what I have. With this practice, it has helped us to plan for so many things. In fact, I tell me wife any amount of money with me I get even if it is 10 naira as I do not know how to hide. I drop my money open in my wardrobe and my wife and I can take money as we want and when we run out, we both go to the bank together.
Men can have their own opinion, but for me, having to be open to your wife will make her believe you when you tell her that you do not have, she will know you don't have. When you hide money from her, anytime you explain that you do not have money, she can NEVER believe you as she will take your response with doubt.

bro, its because you have a thrifty wife and believe me such women a virtues;hard to come by this days.. Wel, i'd say we got things in comon: my fiance is pretty much like your woman and i'v kinda got ur spending habit.. When we are together, she puts me in check just like ur woman does to you.. She complains so much about my spending habit.. Hopin to tie d knot soon with my baby... God bless the day i found her!!!

aduboy: Who killed General Azazi and why? Some will say he died of plane crash but I want to let nairalanders know that most aircrafts explode after going down and any that explodes mid air is under rocket or bomb attack. That was General Azazi's case.

are you an expert or something? Although i aint no expert, but mee theenk 'tis possible for an aircraft to explode on air o.. Except you got some kinda analysis you wanna explain to me or something.. Though tis posible that he was killed sha

Last time i checked, snakes can't hear!!!! Snakes have organs/tissue/cells that can are hyper sensitive for detectin movement/vibration... That is y if you sneak to and scream at snakes you are close to, e go just dey look you, but if you stomp ya feet (or just walk unconciously) when moving towards a snake, e go disappear! I watched dis in a documentary dedicated to snakes, d explorer in d film(a snake expert) practicalized this... Also, snakes are not aggressive unless you go find trouble unintentionally or with intention expect d one wey witches from ya fathers house send give you!!!! :p ...

Can a cover letter be addressed to the human resources department if the name of the director/manager is not known? Thank you.

Ikengawo: no cited sources. There was a closed door meeting but this random blogger was invited into the closed door meeting so that he/she/it can put the contents of the closed door meeting on the internet

this is all from a 'presidency source', which any first level English student will tell you is not only grammatically incorrect, but humorous.

Keep rooting for Nigeria to fail.

abegi... Communication na key.. We know wetin d guy mean when he write 'presidency source'... All of una wey go dey form professor for english, i greete una.. There always a way you can make corrections; consructively... Na naija we dey, abeg!

Loving d conversation between @aloevera and @ogugua....
OP, hmmm, what you did was wrong! Face it baby.... Right's right and left's left... Right can never b wrong...! B true ta yourself, confess ta ur boo and face d concequencies, then you'l know "why it is not that simple".. Imagine make i dey faithful to a my chick because of d love i have for her, pullin it through temptations and for me ta find out that she cheated on me; not with a single guy o, married one for that matter??!! You see, dere's a thin line between being faithful and not..! Your temptations overcame you, you's'o weak.your love for him should have helped you overcome d temptation, unfortunately, it was weak... You have no point baby, you'r so wrong... Get things right, confess and face d consequencies... Follow @ogugua's advise,it's goodt for you.

Op, you have no idea what you'v just done for some us.. You must be an angel sent from above!!! This enlightenment is off the hook!!! Gracious me, you's d best!!!!
I'm a graduate of statistics, a corp member... I saw ur CV and cover letter samples and its d bomb!!! Though i learned from them but i want more.(oliver twist huh?) i just want you do gimme a template CV and cover letter of something i can send to CBN, NBS...(now you know why i want more)... Just a corp member about to pass out with very little experience.. Pleeeeeeese answer me.. Mail's johngabe55@yahoo.com. Thanks in anticipitation of your reply.. God bless you OP.

biafranqueen: I want to hear from NL Catholics why the church leaders worship Skulls and Bones and how come you are okay with it

been tryin to contact you.. Kinda need your help on CV tins.. Abeg, gimme an email or sometin, please.

pheyikemi: u don't av to take it, but itz still 14.15

kk.. I give up..

pheyikemi: Coded right? Okay then, here is d code 14.15 decipher it

lialia pheyi, i cannot take that joh.. Na lie joh.. i think its 25.5.19