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Why did they go in the water that deep when they were not good swimmers? Guess they were so happy, probably as a result of alcohol, that they forgot their 'limits'... At times, happiness kills when one is stupid! |
advocate666: Logicboy you fall my hand seriously with this letter. When have you become a better-religious-society advocate? I was expecting you to be preaching a way to eradicate islam from the earth's surface and here you are urging them to become more attractive.logicboy was just been logic;glad that he thinks and reason... You don't have to "rub salt on the wound"... Logicboy was just giving some recommendations.. |
Morgan1092: I hope so too. Especially against Man. U n dia Howard Webb.sure, you must be a chelsea fan... Face it son, has Howard really favorable to man-utd this season?! Losers always have excuse for failure... Like super eagles, like fan! :-P |
Man, this are what we actually see; well portrayed, in american movies... I remember the "the skull" that portrayed that 4 of american presidents belonged to a very powerful cult(illuminati)... Many movies about the conspiracy of the american, french, russian governments... The movies are coming true.... So much for power struggle.. Oh God, let thy kingdom come! |
fittty: Take banana till you go yo!.... Whatever that meansthat's omo oba you're talkin about o... ;-) |
Yungwizzzy: Na food dey send dem go chop 4 there??lmao! bros,u wicked o... A lil' decent meal wil enable there psycho. &physio. development to serve u better! ;-) |
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Heads wan roll ke? Make heads roll na! |
Plarp: Its only when i started researching gender topics on the internet that i saw the true depth of human stupity and one sidedness. lemme break this down for youat last, someone that thinks and reason.... The op too dey watch american films joh, writing 'white' crap here;making conclusions based on the numerous movies he watched... |
Idowuogbo: Lmfao! U set a date to marry a gal wiv such attitude? Get ready bro! U gon beg breakfast, lunch and dinner, beg for punny, beg for hugs, beg for attention... Infact,u go beg/bribe/cry to have kids.shebi ur own love get Apollo ba? Marriage go buy u eye-drop. Ode!i can't b'lieve this comin from a woman.... If this is coming from a woman, bros; like my friends will say: 'you don jonz!' it's no use being a slave to love and being afraid to offend your woman just because you are gonna BEG; so tell me how you are gonna discover yourselfs? I've was into this kinda relationship before... when i tire, na once i wisen up... You're just not man enough for her; that's from experience.... Until you become a man, you go beg tire, you go beg die, infact, you go die begging! I pity you... When is your wedding date... Can i get an i.v?! ;-) |
Guess its high time i let this out: it has been kept secret for years.. You read it first here.. It'l leave you in awe for the rest of your life: queen sheba was actually my great great great great ancient grandfather's younger sister mother 's father cousin's brother! |
Out of the multitude of the heart, comes the words of the mouth.. If all i read about him here is what he really preached,then he is leading his followers to utmost destruction! |
Thinks for the info joh, especially about the barcode things... Its high time we started patronizing our nation's products that are substitute goods and stop helping other nation develop.. Buy nigerian made products.. |
Go back to my ex?! Man, that's suicide! |
Ability to control time and space;no greater power than that! |
Paranormal activities? My favorite. I just love it. Ghost'r paranormal because science hasn't gotten to d level of bn able to explain it. Many scientist b'live dem to exist.Example is d blackhole phenomenon... I just laff when sum people think/feel spiritual powers/entities don't exist. U tink dat guy just woke up one discovered 'bluetooth'? Or tink dat dude just woke up one day n discovered he culd use invent phone that uses radio waves to make call?? I laugh o. Y d'u tink those white dudes visits osun festival or y dey do 'ultimate search' in d southwest states especialy osun,ekiti,ondo lookin 4 'gods' they'l take home in d name of 'museum artifacts' ? Some of u know'ot am talking about,while sum;outstanding novices! If u havent heard,seen,witnessed,den u havnt! Remembr d movie 'odeyseus' ,(not sure i got d spelin rite), when d god of the sea made him go thru years of 'troubles' just to prove to him that 'man is nothin without a god!'... Those scientist had spiritual backings... Truly,man is nothin wit a god. I choose God:the only true one. ....something 4 u ta think'bout. |
Tolzeal: bros,u studied statistics in sch!! Am a yung statistician, buh realy wana knw whr ma courxe myt tak me to in FUTURE!endless bro,endless! Anywhere statististics is applicable. Verily,verily i say unto u,al that thou will b taught in school wil b theory. Develope urself,get acquinted wit varieties of advanced statistics textbooks 4 business students,it'l b a plus 4 ya.. Nevr shy away from maths electives,esp d ones that'l help ya.. Get acquinted with statistical application softwares,start now! U're worth more to d country than u think... Develope/improve urself... Don't realy on ur lecturers. Workhard! |
igbeke: maths is more challenging than stats.yeah,maths can b challengin than statistics,but statistics's more difilcult.. U ask y? This becos u apply maths in stat. In ur years in school,u'l v 2 take courses in pure maths;algebra,trigonometry,complex nö,linear algebra,numerical analysis,real analysis,calculus&diferential equatn(ordinary&partial),math modelin,computer programin...e.t.c.. I did al this n more when i was in school. Long live Unad!! |
solomon111: I dread statistics.u don't have ta dread it,jst fall in love.. Its applications are vast,esp in d busines world.. I luv maths too. |
Real gurus here... Wonder where dem statisticians at? I wanna get practical. |
Richiez: well funny as the name sounds, the pigeonhole principle is a very important principle in mathematics. it states that if there are x<y and there are x pigeonholes and y pigeons, then at least one pigeonhole must contain more than one pigeon.thanks bro,u just increased ma knowledge... I look up into dis. |
Richiez: nice try bro, although you made some some mistakes especially at the point where you took log of both sides. e.g it ought to be log(x+y)= log5 and not logx + logy = log5. but i must admit, you did a very good job.'trial n error' method. U try sha. |
abiL: Complete utter bullshït!verilly,verilly i say unto u,except a man likes u first,he can nvr fall in luv wit u! 'Likes' become luv. Havent u heard men talk about likin a gal n not lovin her and as such,he deosn't wanna go 'deep' wit her?! When i like u,i'm interested in u and it can make me fall in luv wit u... Ain't nutin as 'luv at first sight',only 'infactuation at first glance'... Kapiíiish! |
I couldnt finish readin it! Darn,it is so gross! A ten year old baby girl! *speechless* |
AdoOloro: Teams affect players. Chelsea affected Torres( negatively). ManU affected Rooney (positively), Barcelona affected Ibrahimovic(negatively), etc. I do not think the likes of Messi, Sir Alex Ferguson, Ryan Giggs,etc are worthy of the much praise we shower on them. They are simply fortunate people who found or have the right tools to do their respective jobs in their current locations. Why not prove yourself elsewhere if you think you too gud. Jose Morinho is the best coach ever, in the history of football beacuse he has proven himself around the world. Pep Guardiola is the greatest sports professional because of his understanding of sports. Great professionals want challenges which they don't get in their comfort zones. Because of people's/officials' obsession of Messi, effort of ronaldo and others remain unrewarded. MESSI is a gud player but not the greatest until proven beyond doubt.pleeese... With an execption of Ferguson! Which 'material' dey man utd?! Comot rooney,rvp 4 1st team,where'r d others? Compare man utd n city na.. Do U tink if ferguson had that city squad he would v conquered the world of football??! Though,atimes, teams affects players... That's y transfer is very important in d career of a player.u just got ta make d right one. That's y messi wil nvr leave barca in the meantime. |
naijalodge: so for ur blind eyes messi dribbles more than CR7,..messi has no skill,he only knows hw to run with the ball,...u are so domb to even think that messi is way near CR7 when it come to Head accuracy,shot power,shot accuracy...speed..Team leading,..stupid messi's fanboy..go get a life with ur sentiment..comot sentiments joh. I am a man utd fan. I love CR7 too... Messi's just beta in sum aspect,same applies to ronaldo. I luv both of'em o.BTW,many nigerians confuses skills with dribblin... Ronaldo's got more skills,messi's a better dribbler... Driblin is preventin ur opponent 4rm gettin d ball which may/mayn't involve d use of trickery/skils. Okocha,ronaldinho are skilful;even when dribblin. Plus 4 u: dribble speed, messi,9.5 ronaldo,9. |
donchris369: Guy what are you talking about? Barca dont want to release the guy because they know he is extra-good and not that messi dont want to leave barca.Besides,do you know the history of how messi started his career as a proffesional footballer in barca, go figure bro. Messi is eternally gratefull to barca for the help they rendered him to be were he is now.please,u people should stop comparin messi and ronaldo... They both have their area of expertize. E.g. Lets rate based on a ten scale. 1.Messi: *dribble,9.5 *team work,9.5 *head,7 *shot power,6.5 *shot accuracy,7 *stamina,9 *power,7.5 *reaction,9.5 *speed,8.5 *goalsense,9.5 2.ronaldo *dribble,8.5 *teamwork,8 *head,9 *shotpower,9.5 *shot accuracy,8.5 *stamina,8 *power,8 *reaction,9 *speed,9.5 *goal sense,9 messi cannot play as a striker,dat doesnt mean he cannot score goals. Most of his goals are 4rm d 18 box. Ronaldo can play as a striker,besides,a good deal of his goals came from outside the 18 yard,even as far as from d midfield! That's shot accuracy n power. Why messi appears to b a better player is becos of his goalsense,dribblin skils and team work. |
Interestin... So d dude collected data,hypothesized,analysed dem data,made inference. What posible methodology/statistical tool could he hav used? Statisticians alone. |
Lots of views/comments. From them,behold d conclusion and recommendation: man don't eat because, 1. He's angry wit her,lost his apetite... 2. He's just starvin himself intentionally to get at her. Recomendatns, 1. The 'hunger-strike' shouldn't b too long because a. she mite loose/share him 2 another lady b. She mite b sowin d seed 4 long-term quarels which might lead to a break-up/divorce. Sumtin 4 women: evry man has a 'breakpoint'/patience-limit... When a man tells his friend he's 'tired',b'lieve me;he realy is. When he goes on the 'strike',resolve ASAP! Don't push him out,its d worst tin that can happen 2 a marriage. I know a woman suferin as a result of this kinda issues.. Paranorman say so! |
This has notin ta do with ehnicity na.. Sooner or later,they'l split.. Don jazzy is a hit maker,he'l do just fine without D' banj .. Besides,na by force to acknowledgde the cognizance of his eminence: don j?? I tink d breakup is better 4 the two of'em... Go DB records! Go Mavin records! |

