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Romance › Re: Two Lovers Drown On Valentine's Day In Asaba by paranorman(m): 2:20pm On Feb 15, 2013
Why did they go in the water that deep when they were not good swimmers? Guess they were so happy, probably as a result of alcohol, that they forgot their 'limits'... At times, happiness kills when one is stupid!
Islam › Re: An Atheist's Letter To Nigerian Muslims (El Rufai's Tweet Didnt Result In Riots) by paranorman(m): 12:20pm On Jan 30, 2013
advocate666: Logicboy you fall my hand seriously with this letter. When have you become a better-religious-society advocate? I was expecting you to be preaching a way to eradicate islam from the earth's surface and here you are urging them to become more attractive.

To your letter,
-if islam changes its non violent ways, it will no longer be islam but another docile religion.
-are mosques now to become employment offices? what do we have government for?

Please Logicboy, continue spreading atheism and leave "religious tolerance" (oxymoron) to hypocrites.
logicboy was just been logic;glad that he thinks and reason... You don't have to "rub salt on the wound"... Logicboy was just giving some recommendations..
Sports › Re: Egyptian Referee To Be Expelled by paranorman(m): 9:19pm On Jan 27, 2013
Morgan1092: I hope so too. Especially against Man. U n dia Howard Webb.
sure, you must be a chelsea fan... Face it son, has Howard really favorable to man-utd this season?! Losers always have excuse for failure... Like super eagles, like fan! :-P
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by paranorman(m): 2:21pm On Jan 27, 2013
Man, this are what we actually see; well portrayed, in american movies... I remember the "the skull" that portrayed that 4 of american presidents belonged to a very powerful cult(illuminati)... Many movies about the conspiracy of the american, french, russian governments... The movies are coming true.... So much for power struggle.. Oh God, let thy kingdom come!
Music/Radio › Re: List Of Banned Videos By NBC Including Psquare Alingo Dance! by paranorman(m): 2:38pm On Jan 23, 2013
fittty: Take banana till you go yo!.... Whatever that means undecided

D'prince sucks! angry
that's omo oba you're talkin about o... ;-)
Politics › Re: 50 Trainees Share A Fish Head In Police College - Channels Tv by paranorman(m): 9:36am On Jan 22, 2013
Yungwizzzy: Na food dey send dem go chop 4 there??
lmao!
bros,u wicked o... A lil' decent meal wil enable there psycho. &physio. development to serve u better! ;-)
Politics › Re: 50 Trainees Share A Fish Head In Police College - Channels Tv by paranorman(m): 9:35am On Jan 22, 2013
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Politics › Re: Heads May Roll After Jonathan’s Police College Visit by paranorman(m): 9:23am On Jan 21, 2013
Heads wan roll ke? Make heads roll na!
Romance › Re: Ways Modern Men Are Trained To Hate Women by paranorman(m): 11:10pm On Jan 20, 2013
Plarp: Its only when i started researching gender topics on the internet that i saw the true depth of human stupity and one sidedness. lemme break this down for you

Did Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Beauty and the Beast, Rapunzel, and The Little Murmaid etc etc etc... not teach girls that they deserve a prince charming?

The funny thing about most males is even though they are men themselves, they are incapable of looking at gender relations from a neutral objective standpoint and see things with exactly the same bias as women do. You say that men are "bad at reacting to rejection" have you ever stopped to think that maybe that is the way everyone reacts to rejection? Have you ever seen how a woman acts when shes rejected, have you ever had your car vandalized? The only difference is that males are expected to make the first moves, and thus get rejected more. Such facts are so obvious, yet the average E-intellectual will miss them every time.

Maybe you could do us all a favor and speak about yourself specifically? So called 'nice guys' are taught by society that being a kiss-ass spineless Mangina is what women want, its not. Thats why these guys end up angry, they do what women say they want, but get no results. To be honest their frustration is justifiable because they see dudes who don't do half the stuff they do ending up with the best women, then have to listen to these same women complain about such men, but still not give the nice guy a chance. It has nothing to do with your idiotic idea that men "feel like they are entitled to beautiful women" maybe that is just you, but the sociological evidence does not support that.

And one more thing @ the bolded violence? seriously?... they are not going to get violent because some women rejected them, thats why they are called 'nice guys' you dumbass.
at last, someone that thinks and reason.... The op too dey watch american films joh, writing 'white' crap here;making conclusions based on the numerous movies he watched...
Romance › Re: I Always Have To Beg And Beg. Please Advice! by paranorman(m): 10:01pm On Jan 20, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lmfao! U set a date to marry a gal wiv such attitude? Get ready bro! U gon beg breakfast, lunch and dinner, beg for punny, beg for hugs, beg for attention... Infact,u go beg/bribe/cry to have kids.shebi ur own love get Apollo ba? Marriage go buy u eye-drop. Ode!
i can't b'lieve this comin from a woman.... If this is coming from a woman, bros; like my friends will say: 'you don jonz!' it's no use being a slave to love and being afraid to offend your woman just because you are gonna BEG; so tell me how you are gonna discover yourselfs? I've was into this kinda relationship before... when i tire, na once i wisen up... You're just not man enough for her; that's from experience.... Until you become a man, you go beg tire, you go beg die, infact, you go die begging! I pity you... When is your wedding date... Can i get an i.v?! ;-)
Christianity Etc › Re: One Of King Solomon's Wives Was From Ogun State, Nigeria. True Or False? by paranorman(m): 9:29pm On Jan 20, 2013
Guess its high time i let this out: it has been kept secret for years.. You read it first here.. It'l leave you in awe for the rest of your life:
queen sheba was actually my great great great great ancient grandfather's younger sister mother 's father cousin's brother!
Politics › Re: Sheik Gumi - Yakowa And Azazi Died While Plotting Against Northern Muslims by paranorman(m): 2:57pm On Jan 18, 2013
Out of the multitude of the heart, comes the words of the mouth.. If all i read about him here is what he really preached,then he is leading his followers to utmost destruction!
Food › Re: Be Careful Of Made In China Foods by paranorman(m): 2:35pm On Jan 18, 2013
Thinks for the info joh, especially about the barcode things... Its high time we started patronizing our nation's products that are substitute goods and stop helping other nation develop.. Buy nigerian made products..
Romance › Re: Can You Date Your Ex Again by paranorman(m): 10:05pm On Jan 16, 2013
Go back to my ex?! Man, that's suicide!
Nairaland General › Re: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by paranorman(m): 6:53pm On Jan 14, 2013
Ability to control time and space;no greater power than that!
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Ghost Disappear? by paranorman(m): 12:46pm On Jan 03, 2013
Paranormal activities? My favorite. I just love it. Ghost'r paranormal because science hasn't gotten to d level of bn able to explain it. Many scientist b'live dem to exist.Example is d blackhole phenomenon... I just laff when sum people think/feel spiritual powers/entities don't exist. U tink dat guy just woke up one discovered 'bluetooth'? Or tink dat dude just woke up one day n discovered he culd use invent phone that uses radio waves to make call?? I laugh o. Y d'u tink those white dudes visits osun festival or y dey do 'ultimate search' in d southwest states especialy osun,ekiti,ondo lookin 4 'gods' they'l take home in d name of 'museum artifacts' ? Some of u know'ot am talking about,while sum;outstanding novices! If u havent heard,seen,witnessed,den u havnt!
Remembr d movie 'odeyseus' ,(not sure i got d spelin rite), when d god of the sea made him go thru years of 'troubles' just to prove to him that 'man is nothin without a god!'... Those scientist had spiritual backings... Truly,man is nothin wit a god. I choose God:the only true one.
....something 4 u ta think'bout.
Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by paranorman(m): 11:31am On Jan 03, 2013
Tolzeal: bros,u studied statistics in sch!! Am a yung statistician, buh realy wana knw whr ma courxe myt tak me to in FUTURE!
endless bro,endless!
Anywhere statististics is applicable. Verily,verily i say unto u,al that thou will b taught in school wil b theory. Develope urself,get acquinted wit varieties of advanced statistics textbooks 4 business students,it'l b a plus 4 ya.. Nevr shy away from maths electives,esp d ones that'l help ya.. Get acquinted with statistical application softwares,start now! U're worth more to d country than u think... Develope/improve urself... Don't realy on ur lecturers. Workhard!
Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by paranorman(m): 11:07am On Jan 03, 2013
igbeke: maths is more challenging than stats.
although dey r both fun if u hav interest 4 dem.
dey used 2 be my favourites in my schl days. 12yrs after grad, d fun lingers.
so feel free, ask questions.
yeah,maths can b challengin than statistics,but statistics's more difilcult.. U ask y? This becos u apply maths in stat. In ur years in school,u'l v 2 take courses in pure maths;algebra,trigonometry,complex nö,linear algebra,numerical analysis,real analysis,calculus&diferential equatn(ordinary&partial),math modelin,computer programin...e.t.c.. I did al this n more when i was in school. Long live Unad!!
Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by paranorman(m): 10:40am On Jan 03, 2013
solomon111: I dread statistics.
That is one area of mathematics,i have not mastered.
As far as am concerned,statisticians are the real mathematicians.
u don't have ta dread it,jst fall in love.. Its applications are vast,esp in d busines world.. I luv maths too.
Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by paranorman(m): 10:05am On Jan 03, 2013
Real gurus here... Wonder where dem statisticians at? I wanna get practical.
Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by paranorman(m): 9:51am On Jan 03, 2013
Richiez: well funny as the name sounds, the pigeonhole principle is a very important principle in mathematics. it states that if there are x<y and there are x pigeonholes and y pigeons, then at least one pigeonhole must contain more than one pigeon.

this principle is used in solving basic mathematical arguments, for example; if there are only 4 colours of shirts and five students are required to choose any colour of shirt that they prefer, then atleast two students must choose same colour.

wow.....maths is really interesting!
thanks bro,u just increased ma knowledge... I look up into dis.
Education › Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by paranorman(m): 9:43am On Jan 03, 2013
Richiez: nice try bro, although you made some some mistakes especially at the point where you took log of both sides. e.g it ought to be log(x+y)= log5 and not logx + logy = log5. but i must admit, you did a very good job.

here's another approach;

x + y = 5.......(1)
x^x + y^y =31.......(2)

from eqn(1), x=5-y, hence we substitute this value for x in eqn(2).
(5-y)^(5-y) + y^y = 31.......(3)
now, we have reduced the problem to what value of y that must be inserted in eqn (3) to obtain 31.

a thorough look at eqns (1) & (2) shows that the values of x & y must be positive integers within the range 0<x<5 and 0<y<5
clearly, y=3
i.e (5-3)^(5-3) + 3^3
2^2 + 27
4+27=31
now that we have established that y=3, we shall substitute the value of y in eqn(1) to get x
recall that x+y=5
therefore; x+3=5 or x=5-3=2
hence, x=2 when y=3
'trial n error' method. U try sha.
Romance › Re: Things A Guy Does If He Is In Love by paranorman(m): 8:47pm On Dec 29, 2012
abiL: Complete utter bullshït!


Stop getting "like" mixed up with "love"
verilly,verilly i say unto u,except a man likes u first,he can nvr fall in luv wit u! 'Likes' become luv. Havent u heard men talk about likin a gal n not lovin her and as such,he deosn't wanna go 'deep' wit her?! When i like u,i'm interested in u and it can make me fall in luv wit u... Ain't nutin as 'luv at first sight',only 'infactuation at first glance'... Kapiíiish!
Crime › Re: Woman Detained For Tearing Maid’s Private Part With Razor by paranorman(m): 9:46am On Dec 29, 2012
I couldnt finish readin it! Darn,it is so gross! A ten year old baby girl! *speechless*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Russian Side 'offered £205m For Messi' by paranorman(m): 11:02am On Dec 28, 2012
AdoOloro: Teams affect players. Chelsea affected Torres( negatively). ManU affected Rooney (positively), Barcelona affected Ibrahimovic(negatively), etc. I do not think the likes of Messi, Sir Alex Ferguson, Ryan Giggs,etc are worthy of the much praise we shower on them. They are simply fortunate people who found or have the right tools to do their respective jobs in their current locations. Why not prove yourself elsewhere if you think you too gud. Jose Morinho is the best coach ever, in the history of football beacuse he has proven himself around the world. Pep Guardiola is the greatest sports professional because of his understanding of sports. Great professionals want challenges which they don't get in their comfort zones. Because of people's/officials' obsession of Messi, effort of ronaldo and others remain unrewarded. MESSI is a gud player but not the greatest until proven beyond doubt.
pleeese... With an execption of Ferguson! Which 'material' dey man utd?! Comot rooney,rvp 4 1st team,where'r d others? Compare man utd n city na.. Do U tink if ferguson had that city squad he would v conquered the world of football??! Though,atimes, teams affects players... That's y transfer is very important in d career of a player.u just got ta make d right one. That's y messi wil nvr leave barca in the meantime.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Russian Side 'offered £205m For Messi' by paranorman(m): 10:18am On Dec 28, 2012
naijalodge: so for ur blind eyes messi dribbles more than CR7,..messi has no skill,he only knows hw to run with the ball,...u are so domb to even think that messi is way near CR7 when it come to Head accuracy,shot power,shot accuracy...speed..Team leading,..stupid messi's fanboy..go get a life with ur sentiment..
comot sentiments joh. I am a man utd fan. I love CR7 too... Messi's just beta in sum aspect,same applies to ronaldo. I luv both of'em o.BTW,many nigerians confuses skills with dribblin... Ronaldo's got more skills,messi's a better dribbler... Driblin is preventin ur opponent 4rm gettin d ball which may/mayn't involve d use of trickery/skils. Okocha,ronaldinho are skilful;even when dribblin.
Plus 4 u:
dribble speed,
messi,9.5
ronaldo,9.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Russian Side 'offered £205m For Messi' by paranorman(m): 9:19am On Dec 28, 2012
donchris369: Guy what are you talking about? Barca dont want to release the guy because they know he is extra-good and not that messi dont want to leave barca.Besides,do you know the history of how messi started his career as a proffesional footballer in barca, go figure bro. Messi is eternally gratefull to barca for the help they rendered him to be were he is now.

Come to think of of it, do you think that if messi goes to madrid he wont be scoring goals like he does in barca. Do you know that madrid have the best players and coach in the world? Why try to compare messi and ronaldo? messi is far more better than ronaldo and the world knows that except for some few digruntled and biased people like you
please,u people should stop comparin messi and ronaldo... They both have their area of expertize.
E.g. Lets rate based on a ten scale.
1.Messi:
*dribble,9.5
*team work,9.5
*head,7
*shot power,6.5
*shot accuracy,7
*stamina,9
*power,7.5
*reaction,9.5
*speed,8.5
*goalsense,9.5

2.ronaldo
*dribble,8.5
*teamwork,8
*head,9
*shotpower,9.5
*shot accuracy,8.5
*stamina,8
*power,8
*reaction,9
*speed,9.5
*goal sense,9

messi cannot play as a striker,dat doesnt mean he cannot score goals. Most of his goals are 4rm d 18 box. Ronaldo can play as a striker,besides,a good deal of his goals came from outside the 18 yard,even as far as from d midfield! That's shot accuracy n power. Why messi appears to b a better player is becos of his goalsense,dribblin skils and team work.
Business › Re: Three ATM PIN Codes To Avoid by paranorman(m): 9:25am On Dec 27, 2012
Interestin... So d dude collected data,hypothesized,analysed dem data,made inference. What posible methodology/statistical tool could he hav used? Statisticians alone.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Refuse To Eat During Misunderstanding With Women? by paranorman(m): 10:43pm On Dec 26, 2012
Lots of views/comments. From them,behold d conclusion and recommendation:
man don't eat because,
1. He's angry wit her,lost his apetite...
2. He's just starvin himself intentionally to get at her.
Recomendatns,
1. The 'hunger-strike' shouldn't b too long because
a. she mite loose/share him 2 another lady
b. She mite b sowin d seed 4 long-term quarels which might lead to a break-up/divorce.
Sumtin 4 women: evry man has a 'breakpoint'/patience-limit... When a man tells his friend he's 'tired',b'lieve me;he realy is. When he goes on the 'strike',resolve ASAP! Don't push him out,its d worst tin that can happen 2 a marriage. I know a woman suferin as a result of this kinda issues.. Paranorman say so!
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Vs Don Jazzy : Power Tussle Or Ethnicity by paranorman(m):
This has notin ta do with ehnicity na.. Sooner or later,they'l split.. Don jazzy is a hit maker,he'l do just fine without D' banj .. Besides,na by force to acknowledgde the cognizance of his eminence: don j?? I tink d breakup is better 4 the two of'em... Go DB records! Go Mavin records!

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