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[quote author=Amy Mar'ins]Indeed![/quote]thank goodness you realised this!!! Give moi d chance to treat you like a queen!!

pheyikemi: my ansa z nt gonna be on N/L

tell me joh... Make it coded na.. Abi na for where you wan tell me?

[quote author=Amy Mar'ins]Hahaha! I agree boh! I did much more but guess wat! He woke me up one morning(his birthday morning) and told me his "brother"(i laf) was visittn dat morning to give him sumtin and he didnt want his bro to cum meet "a gurl" in his house! A 38yr old man! Dat was wat i meantt to him; a gurl! U no, i ve cum to realise dat guys fall more for bi*ches.

Ladies, have u noticed dat naughty gehs get †ђξ best men? Am no saint though, but am more than a gift![/quote]you are what i'v been lookin for!! Goodness me, where were you all this while? Why did you make me searched so hard!!

pheyikemi: yeah, she will afta u marry her

intelligent girl, hope you nevr compromised this sha...!

Bro, i feel for you o.. I know how you feel man!!! Most of'em think you arent man enough or aint got waht it takes and lots o'crap comin from women especially, but i know what you are going through, i experienced back then in school!! Bro, i know much you love your wife; so much..! I know how hard you'v fought ta keep your marriage fire burnin, i know how tolerating you've been, and i know what'l become of your present condition.. I dated one babe like for school that time, she's just like your wifey.. Bro, please follow these steps ta save ur marriage:
1. Block vehemently, 'third parties' that are pests to ur marriage, its obvious they are havin a negetive effect on your wifey.
2.put on a good mood, be happy, crazy happy!! Just pretend to ignore your wife partially especially when she puts on her bad.. Talk to her o.. Care for her o.. Just pretend nothin's happenin, you dig?
3. Be a good dad to your kids.. Be crazy good, spend crazy time wit dem and let your wife notice this..
4. Bro, make her jealous, crazy jealous. just have fun, bring the fun to your home. Just think of sonething...probably what she likes..
5. Talk ta God to change her heart, He's able....
Finally bro, divorcin her will b a costly mistakes man... Be a man, take control of the situation, and save her from those pests just like they do it in movies....! You dig??!

nikkyshyne: OH MY GUSH! https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked032.gif

no be small thing o!

Y'all need ta check deese out!! Crazy!! Na human beings be dese??! Ewooo!!

http://234daily.com/2013/04/25-most-insane-body-piercings-of-all-time/?fb_source=pubv1

Hi everyone.. I am a fan of this movie; i just love mortal combat... Till fel in love with the 3D animation series! For years now, i'v searching for where to purchase this particular series but all to no avail!! I've searched and searched and i get stories like, "it has just been sold", "e no dey market again", i never go market" e.t.c. Please can anyone direct me to where i can purchase the series where i won't get to hear the 'stories' or any site where i can download it absolutely free??!

browncool: Nice write up man, sometimes, our girls pass through some of these stress waiting for the guy to say it

true yan brother.. There some virtous ladies out there still watin for Mr. Right... I just like the way the humour depicts d despiration...

For those that do not believe in the Trinity, this is for you:
1st john, chapter 5.. Read it thru.

I, where i am yonder, wonder with unfathomable curiousity, importunity, perplexity and intensity why this life form with reowned complexity , called a homosapien has decided to make the lingua franca with utmost grammatical rigorousity, an enigma! I just love this man!

U.S. is a bully.. N.korea got tired of it... WHY U.S. NO TRY BULLY RUSSIA NA,make we see war of nuclear power?!

I just love the way He uses analogy to portray His messages via his parables... He's the greatest analogist; He's Jesus Christ! Glory be to God for such wonderful gift!

Laeasy: Pls pls pls am begging u guys dont compare an iphone to samsumg cos an iphone is far better than a s3.. Iphone has ova 900,000 applications.i personally is using an iphone 4s n goin for an iphone 5 soon

and they are not all free son! Can you run all those apps on your toy?!

If you ain't got money to pay for cool apps in the iphone store, don't go for it, though there's a way you go about that getting apps for free;so i heard. That device running on that jelly bean OS suits naija, not saying it better than its IOS counterpart sha.

's far 's 'm concerned, i don't'hink so.. I presume u don't'rust ur wife.. Wel,for me, i can "connect dots".. Guess its part of me,i just hv a way of "clearin obscurity"... I'm sherlock holmes..

Nashville: You guys should be real for once. Two people are involved in a marriage and they should both take the blame if it fails - it is not always the man's fault.

I will first of all address the issue at hand. That women is cheating - simple. Any relationship you have with the opposite gender that you know your spouse would not approve of is cheating. You dont have to sleep together to start cheating. She is emotionally cheating on her husband.

And it is sooo easy for such a women to use her husband as an excuse. Cheating is cheating. By the time she is finished flirting with another man, she would find faults in everything her husband does so he will be the scapegoat.

Bottomline, men cheat and women cheat. And cheating is a choice. No one forces you to cheat and there is never a good reason to cheat. Just last week, my wife just booked a family holiday for easter saying we hadnt gone away for a while. I agreed and I refunded her the money because I realise we hadnt gone away at all this year and needed time to spend together. That is what a sensible woman should do and not resort to talking to other men!

No one is perfect, if your husband isnt doing enough of romantic stuff, why cant you bring it up? Anything wrong in a woman planning a family trip or even dinner? Cheating is a choice, never blame your spouse for it!

correct yan my brother! Some people just fail to realise that the success of a marriage is not dependent on the man alone...

Sharlock holmes: she's the professor, i'm sharlock.

hotwax: Igbos, Hausas are your friends. It is Yorubas that did this. Lets blame the Yorubas.
It is the fault of Yorubas.

lemme guess, you is taking about the civil war and awolowo ba? Na wa o, some people just think, they don't reason!

Joeadamu86: My fellow countrymen,it is obvious that the Boko Haram have deliberately attacked an area dominated by the igbos to cause deep hatred between the igbos and the hausa inorder to cause war in the country. My advise to the igbo people is for them to remain claim and see it as a terror attack rather than an attack tageting the igbos,we must live together as Nigerians,this is our only country,we must all rise up and fight terror head on..

i like what you wrote, just like Hooke's law, 'its' elastic limits is almost reached, if care's not taken "it" will break! Only God's our hope!

That's what happens to "junkies"... They end up being thrown in the trash!... Sorry wayne.

Kewt: Maybe if this topic came up 48 hours ago it would have influenced my choice.

I am an upwardly mobile businessman and was seriously at a cross road on which to buy between a blackberry and an android phone.

I eventually settled for a Samsung galaxy Ace and i seem to be enjoying it, though I have never used a BB.

Anything that will enable me attend to my mails immediately, and of course work with Excel, word and power point at an affordable cost is ok for me. The pinging is very irrelevaant and secondary.

Maybe guys that have used the phone variants ie BB, Android and Iphone should help by analysing the special advantage each of the phones have other the others. This could be a starting point for people with unbiased minds like ours!

Below are the few I have been able to come up with. Feel free to populate the list below as you may deem fit.

Blackberry
+Pinging
-Limitless download ability (this is mostly a fallacy as most network providers place a limit to what can be downloaded)


Androids
+Plan flexibility
-Ability to download different apps.


Iphones
Limit to applications' downloads due to incompatibility of it's system with most applications

bros, you forgot nokia phones. even the nokia e-series makes it easy to attend your emails, also comes with MS office tools like excel, word, and power point for presentation but not with the full specifications.. The nokia lumia comes with the full specification of those office tools..

Ganys: Love it or Hate it, BB is very good for Businessmen because it enhances free flow of information cheaply. But trust nigerian, they are very good in abusing any Good thing. I love BB cos it put Garri and Sugar on my table....
BB is not meant for everybody, its a business Phone and a Potencial ATM Machine for those who know how It works

stop the crap about BB BEING A BUSINESS PHONE JOH... Na in be the first business phone ni? MS windows,nokia, abi samsung no get business phones ni? Make i hear word joh. Most users of bb uses less than 70 percent of the phone's specifications... All they do is ping, ping, ping, tweet, facebook! BB isn't a major player in smart phone market in europe, america, japan, china... This BB-10 self wey get features wey nokia lumia, samsung n i-phones don get already.. Stil dem stil dy hype am for naija... God don catch una say the phone no get BIS.. You better wake up from your slumber, don't let RIM make you pay so much for less...

I envy him sha... May God continue to crown his efforts.. Reminds of the cartoon 'dexter'; boy genius! Keep the fire burning boy.

This one wey everybody just dey give "eagles" money, shey i no go change my profession to footballer sha? Anyway, better late than never... They deserve it sha....

greatgod2012: First and most importantly, because i love my hubby and i want to remain married to him, making him happy d same way he makes me happy.
To be associated with my hubby.
To cater, raise and ensure brighter future for our children together with their father.

good girl...

[quote author=Brand_new]I don't get the logic. He finds an operation too risky to try despite someone offering to pay the bills yet he want them to die via mercy killing. He needs to be slapped into his senses for that.[/quote]as much as i agree with you, i also disagree in some aspect.. He is their father.. Can you imagine the agony he feels anytimes he is with them? Help can't come all the time even after the operation except the government takes up the responsibility....

[quote author=Brand_new]I don't get the logic. He finds an operation too risky to try despite someone offering to pay the bills yet he want them to die via mercy killing. He needs to be slapped into his senses for that.[/quote]