₦airaland Forum

I have a about two female friends who are 20+, they seem not to be growing anylonger, their skin is shrinking stunted and getting smaller everyday, i suppose dis is because they are still virgin(guesing). I heard that wen a girl start sucking gbola, there are some cells in it that helps in growing, i'm asking if truly my guessing is right.

OP, The nigerian man 2 de suffer her wife abeg! Imagine only one person go de go market, cook, clean house, farm(villagers), take care of 6 to 10 kids, and all the rest. Tell me why she nor go age, no better food sef, i know say my wife nor go pass tru all dos yeye african senseless palava.

OP, Its good 2 cry, it helps 2 clear dirts from the eyes. Back 2 topic, let her know that nothing good come easier, there's always hard times, this is hers. And this shouldnt make her hate guys, let her keep on keeping on. Cheerrsss 2 her heart! Its getting stronger.

canuck:
They met in school. . .He was way ahead of her, doing his post-grad, while she was a JAMBite (before the days of JAMB).

But wait o, reading all the posts so far, there is no case of:

1) GF/BF snatching

2) He wowed her with his money/flashy car

3) 2nd of 3rd wife

4) He was her driver/messenger/junior @ work and they fell in love

5) Overseas love via photos and phone calls until a few days to wedding proper

Just saying,

U forget say internet increase the rate of lie by 200percent?

I didnt bother asking the guy cos he's a big joker. But when i ask mom, she said he(guy) met her in a bus from lagos 2 warri, trust bad sharp guy, he started scoping from there she showed her the mother's shop and the guy became their best customer, from customer to husband, yours?

@OP, i'v been thinking about this for soe time now and u'r lucky u'l be the person to answer me. IS F/U/K/ING OUTSIDE CHEATING?(NOT RELATIONSHIP) OR ONLY WHEN U HAVE AN AFFAIR OUTSIDE?

@ OP, impatience is one problem men have. If u relax and stop hunting for women, u will find the one that truly loves u. When a woman loves u with all she has then u are in heaven but some men are just too blinded by lust so they cant see beyond. I stopped chasing women about 3years ago but guess what? I'm ''number one'' on their A list. Women need something they cant have, which is ''hard-to-get'' guys. When you chase them, they look you too common, try and fasten ur belt if u want to win any girl.

Lady gaga rocks!

lagerwhenindoubt:
WHy blame Nigerian Artists for their poor dress sense and nappy charisma - they get all the encouragement from guess who - YOU!!! the FANS

U are a liar, they should impress us. Do u know that only few artistes perform on stage?(without DJ playing the song)

Gosh! I cant even look at her twice(my ex), what is the essence of fixing contact lens? This is common among black africans(ladies). I wonder why we cant just appreciate for once, even the black americans barely fix it so whta do africans fix it for? Does it change your vision or u see farther than normal? Please i need to know.

@OP, Sorry i dont have an answer to your question but trust me, i admire it alot!

fresh_dude:
Nigerian women are a good lot, they're a blessing as far as I'm concerned. When a Nigerian woman truly loves you there's no limit to what she 'll do to please you. However, you no wan jam agbako babe o, and like someone said like attracts like. So if you're constantly attracting ska.nks then I think you should look at the man in the mirror.

bekay911:
seconded. Nigerians, always berating der own. @ op ope u knw your mum was once a gal, if she is evrytn to u wat makes u fnk dat we r of no good. your outta your mind

Please try and ask your father, your mom is not good to him the way she is to u.

See, i'm tired of talking! If nobody dont wanna come up with something meaningful then case close

This is an opprtunity for Nigerians to protest against every injustice, if we miss this luck, we are not goin to see it again.

Jcob:
*subscribing*

Let's get it started  here.

FB page
Twitter Handle . . . . . . . .

As for me its already started here, it will get more awareness on FB n TWITTER.

moderatorr:
first they tried to generate recursive bloody massacre across the north with almajiri-youth copper bloody mob action,
it failed!
Then they tried paralising the nation's security apparatus by boko haram-police attacks, it failed!
They tried to generate reprisal attacks accross the country by burning churches and massacerring christians, it failed.
Now they want to paralise a healing economy  by generating mass protests accross the country, guess what? It will fail!
We are not as illducated and as religiolunatic as you.
If the president gives us enough reason and money back guarrantee as promised we will accept it.
If not, the law makers will tell him what they already did - 'mr. President , convience us'.
If you start brainless protests, we will meet you on the streets and show you what russian anti man-lover protests looked like.

You are so lazy, backward, and infact cowardice is in your vein. If u are a soldier i guess u cant fire @ ten thousand people. Hell is @ ur doorstep!

IrunmoleD1:
Fellow Nairalanders, I think we have a platform where we can discuss and stategize on ways to put the rulling elites on their toes at all time. The London rioters used tweeter to mobilized, even though it is for looting purpose. We have naira land. I believe we have enough "crazy" people on the thread to atleast do something to get the rulling class attention.

If the government eventually removes the subsidy which they are bent on doing anyway, people especially the working class should drive their cars to thirdmainland bridge, eko bridge, ikorodu road, mobolaji bank anthony way, lekki expressway and any major road and park their cars there! Imagine what it will be like having 1000 cars on both lanes of thierd mainland bridge for 1 month!

I expect nairalanders to come up with ideas like this instead of seeing this topic as a joke! We have all the tools to mobilize. I believe the rulling class will no longer be at ease if all major cities in Nigeria follow suit.

We can mobilize via Nairaland, facebook, tweeter even blackberry!!

Those in government needs to feel some pains too!!

U know it will take time, but lets start it first on the internet, with time it will grow when the common Nigerian have gotten it. If u can create a page on facebook let me know, lets get it started!

OP, I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES THE SECOND LADY FRIENDLY, INSPITE OF THAT OOZING YOUR FAMILAY STILL LIKE HER ABI? Well, maybe them get chronic nasal congestion.

@OP, Nigerians wont take it 2 the streets because:
1) we are not one.
2)too tribal.
3)language barrier.
4)claim 2 be religious(hypocrites)
5)traitors.
6)racism.
if anybody says Nigeria is one, that person is a BIG FAT LIAR. Take for example, if you are looking for work outside your home, the first silly question is: where are u from? Your state of origin.
we are too tribal, i'm sure you know what i'm saying.
hmm, language matters alot to the average Nigerian. If u'r igbo and the next person is not igbo, then he's not your brother.
even in among the protestant churches, there is still diversity. Most of them are formed base on a particular chapter or verse from the bible, eg: MFM, WINNERS ETC(NO OFFENCE). So u see that when there's no oneness nothing of co-operation will ever happen.
Nigerians are hell of traitors. Who knows if Judas is from here, they know how 2 betray their fellow.(biafra stories can tell u more)
racism? We all know.
so, OP since we have all this problem there wont be a revolution. The Musa, chinedu and kolas wont agree with each other, Musa wont leave his suya or gate to come to street neither chinedu will leave his spare parts shop nor kola will stop his yahoo, NEVER!

ONLY 9 YEARS?*SHOCK* I HOPE FG WILL ALSO JAIL D SENATOR AND PDP ISSUES WONT COME IN HERE. Silly government!

thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news-update/27159-boko-haram-court-jails-man-nine-years-senator-remanded.html

An Abuja Court today jailed Ali Sauda Umar Konduga for being a member of terror group, Boko
Haram.
He pleaded guilty to membership of Boko Haram and was jailed for nine years.
Senator Ali Ndume, implicated by Konduga as a Boko Haram sponsor, was ordered by the court to be remanded in custody till next month when his case will be heard.

@OP, Let me talk on ''fear of loneliness''. U see, the reasn why there's so much fear is because these people never learned to stay on their own for once, they were scared of single life when they were still youths. Majority of the victims are women, they'v always wanted to be with somebody, they feel insecure when their alone. You must have heard of cases when a man beats her wife black and blue almost evryday but the woman will never leave and u keep wondering if the man is using spells, NO! Her thoughts will be '' where else will i go to? My world will be shattered'' and therefore enslaving themselves. Its good being alone for a while, it helps alot, it stabilize you and make u realize your true person(and victims are mostly africans).

could you believe WIZKID putting on doggy chain with T-shirt(red shirt and brown trouser) @ rhythm unplugged in Abuja? Yuck! *sick*. OLAMIDE is one big unstylish (w)rapper i'v seen. One thing about being a celeb is PACKAGING, our so called celeb dont know how to package at all.

This una aged problem still de follow una. How many west africa countries una hear say US de give ships abi cutter? Even if na 100years old, value am, after all i no see wetin u de do 2 help this country than destroy with your mouth wey de spit venom. Shame on critics! They are always slow rolling.

Want to purchase but the only method of payment is paypal and google checkout, please lemme know if it works in Nigeria.

MRbrownJAY:
dude, you do know that another symptom for taking steroid/male hormones etc, for these bodybuilding babes, is to have an enlarge/elongated cl[b]i[/b]toris (that resemble a small dikc), right?

Hmm, perfect!

I saw this on fb, kinda crazy duh! Wait o, wetin she won use all those yanmayanm for?

Those women never gym their kpekus cover so?

@ OP, If na the super falcons way of ''muscular'' count me out! But if na the williams sisters, bam!

ogugua88:
There's only one artist that has style (in my opinion). Tiwa Savage. She's very simple, yet sophisticated. She's not like the rest who are trying to look like Lady Gaga or Ke$ha. As for the guys, for some of them it's Russian winter 24/7 in Naija. They wear sweaters, puffer jackets, scarfs, a lot of excess, and it isn't needed. Sometimes less is more.

Yeah, Tiwa is kinda good cause she knows a thing or two due to her american upbringing. Lol @ 24/7 russian winter.