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Sacred007:

Fresh FM vs Rave FM

But rave FM anytime anyday!

Don't be in a hurry. I do listen to rave all the time. Let's wait and see what fresh FM has in package for us.

iLegendd:
No time to proofread. Kindly ignore typos.

So, yesterday was a crazy day.

She said she was pregnant, but I don't want a child yet. The only option was to get rid of the child.

I went to the first pharmacy and saw a woman on a long skirt. I knew she was probably a pastor's wife.

"Madam, do you guys offer abortion?" I asked her. She looked at me for some seconds and said no. In her mind, she wanted to advise me, but was scared.

Her daughter was inside the pharmacy. Damn! She was fine as f*ck.

I left there and went to the second pharmacy and met 6 astonishingly good-looking girls and a guy. They were carefully selected.

Since they were 6, I didn't want all of them to know why I came.

"Give me paracetamol," I said to her. The one that was attending to me. After giving me the medicine, I said, "Give me a pen and a paper," and she did. Damn! She was cute as f*ck. Everybody just fine anyhow for this town.

I wrote: do you guys offer abortion? She looked at me, smiled, and wrote yes.

"How much?" I asked. She ran to the madam, took her to a private space to ask her. She came back and said 10k.

In my mind, I said, "Only 10k? E cheap o!"

I teased her with something funny and she laughed.

"I will be back with her in few hours," I said and she said okay.

I went back to the house to pick her, but she was vomiting. I said, okay, lemme go back to the pharmacy to confirm if they offer home service.

I went back, but unfortunately, she said no, they don't. I promised to pay her for her service with some goodies. Luckily, she agreed.

Since I was a guy she doesn't know, she was scared to follow me alone, so the male nurse decided to come with her.

We arrived home and she injected her some hot injections.

I served them alcohol, groundnuts, garden egg, hollandia milk, pineapple juice, etc. and put TV for them.

I requested for her bank account to send the money for her home service.

Before she left, I collected her name and number. I searched for her on Facebook and found her.

Some naughty conversations happened in-between. Mehn! Nurses are too corrupt. Even at their pharmacy, some of the nurses were talking about threesómes and fivesomes. I was just looking at them as if I was a novice.

On her FB page, it says she was born in 2002.

We've linked up, but as a gay, she's just a new friend. She's from Imo state and pretty as f*çk.

I know she wants some d*ck sha. Imo girls like f*ck pass the unity of Nigeria.

Should I give her? Don't you think she's too young to handle a big d*ck?

Do the right thing, nigga, by giving it to her back to back. But seriously, how is your own gay like pussy that much or do you do Hannah (understand na) with them?

Well utilized, bro

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Anuoluwa12345:
...

Seriously, I was expecting to see, help me to thank seun because I've found my husband on nairaland

Oya, update us with that na.

Anuoluwa12345:
Ohh, thanks for the correct, I thought seun Osewa is also Lalasticlala, I will change it.

You could be right though

Anuoluwa12345:
Good morning, I have been an Nlander now for 3-4 years.... I started as a guest, and I got to know NL from my elder brother.
I registered, last yr, but later deactivated my account, and since then I have registered like 2-3 more accounts again... Untill this, the final one. And I tell you I never knew NL has an app( like Mobile app etc). I found out now like 15mins ago, via and Nlader comment.
I have always been accessing NL via chrome, but was glad I found out this today, I am really happy.
God bless Lalasticlala for his innovative mind, this forum has been very helpful to me, esp as a student... I have learned, unlearned, and re-learned... And it's a source of fun to me, cuz reading comments here alone , na die .
Even my friends has known me as NL addict.

Seun Osewa is the founder and CEO of nairaland. Lalasticlala is just a worker and supermod of Seun. So don't make like that again.


I was expecting to see I found my husband on nairaland

Tissaia:
What's is his gain in this contraception except, immoraly corrupt society. “And the life of this world is nothing but play and amusement. But far better is the house in the hereafter for those who are Al-Muttaqun (the pious). Will you not then understand?” (Quran, Al-An’aam: 32)

Is better to save our community than accept Alcohol VAT Money and lose our religion, culture and Morality.

Is alcohol bad or good?

Huh?

Bola146:
How old are you?

Your question is reeks of ...

Beebah2000:
Lolss. If I tell u say my own na zero. U no go believe.
So.... No need to prove u wrong.

Proof by induction or contradiction?

Ehn ehn! That's good for the state of the virtue.

2017 post just got to front page in 2021. That's miracle.

yetunsbay:
assume binance itself got hacked (anything can happen;hackers dey advance daily), what happen to your assets ?

Can't your bank be hacked?

Binance have hackers working with them, too.

UncleSnr:
Convert your Naira to USDT or any other stable coin.
Join Binance and use their P2P platform in purchasing a stable coin.
You can earn interest from their savings platform too.
Thank me later.

How do you even deposit naira on binance since CBN has restricted banks on crypto ?

How ? Stop giving us some fake figures

What policy?

Does not indicate npower na

It looks like Puff Ada

peculiarY:
Vacancy in Sangotedo Lekki


1. Science Teacher for primary & Junior high school classes


2. Early years & nursery Teachers



3. Maths Teacher upper primary


�️ School is in Sangotedo (Lekki)


Candidate must be techy and creative ✅


Candidate should be self motivated and innovative ✅



Candidate should be resident around Ajah and environ ✅


Salary is attractive


CV rocheisleservices@gmail.com

Salary range??

doctormoh:
Two days ago I uploaded my acceptance letter and got the successful message prompt but this morning as I logged into my dashboard, it says re-upload acceptance letter.. Oyamilenu oo
See the attached pix. Anyone with same experience?

Calm down, that's how it is for everybody. Ma ko aya soke!

Easy to forgive but difficult to forget anything that hurt your feelings

Osun state Governor 0.5/10

Amotolongbo:
Osun-4

Na Omo osun u be? Ilesha or ile-ife?

Bola146:
To trust any female or love male again especially in a relationship,

Don't vow yet

Kamachicho:
This dismissed lecturer type boku for Abia State University, Uturu

Dismissed or suspended?

FutureIsFemale:
Lovely family.

God I need an understanding man ooo. I no wan drama.

Do you understand yourself?

timayorlaptop:
Hp Folio 9480m
4GB RAM, 500GB HDD
Core i5 @2.7ghz
Keyboard light
14” screen size
Size- medium
PRICE : 135,000 NAIRA

Location: Osun State

Where in osun?

Npower

Funpeter:
Is there no Osun npower here? Abeg Ede na him them post me.....

Plenty.
Ede South

FemaleSoldier:
can you please clarify the bolded

Hope you no dey do am for academy wey u dey?

Masturbation is not the problem here but Porn. Win the battle against Porn and your brain will reset and mastubation will be a thing of the past, trust me.