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apostle96:
U had 4.49cgpa 4.49 is second class upper division in Nigeria university You are 2:1 bro..not first-class

Did he actually say he had that grade or you just assumed?

davidconoh:
I thank GOD, above all else, for encouraging his household at a time like this. Watch, for Hell is at hand, but the Sons of Heaven are drawn to the great feast, even a slaughter of michers, above all.

Ha ha ha ha!

Screw your CDs, #bitch.

https://www.credly.com/badges/6592d0a8-a67d-4260-bf83-a596c8eb30fd/public_url

Congratulations!

I'm just laughing at you. This cert will land you a six figure job before this week runs out. LoL

egalitarianism:
The greatest achievement of finishing from secondary School is having SSCE.

I finished from secondary school close to two decades ago but then I couldn't sit for final exam (WAEC & NECO) due to financial issue as at that period (The ultimatum given for payment elapsed).

That same year, I registered and sat for Nov/Dec WAEC (GCE) but had flop in Mathematics.


As year goes by after learning skills, I registered and sat for NECO June/July, had my result which I used in processing admission into university after which I graduated.

My concern now is, CAN THIS AFFECT ME AS A CARRIER MAN ESPECIALLY ON POLITICAL PATH?

Help out with your views and experience!

No. In as much you have the original certificate of the O'level you dey waka with u no get wahala

shevon:
I noticed, this morning, that I can access Twitter without VPN.
Has the ban been lifted, or is it a ploy (like click bait) the government wants to use to know people that are flaunting flouting the order since our BVN and NIN's are linked to our lines?

I actually access Twitter without VPN since 1944

wealthyhenry:
Please could anyone recommend the best course out there that teaches Java in a well detailed manner. Either on YouTube, Udemy or anywhere else. I'd really appreciate.

Including books also.

Thank you.

Udemy ---Tim Burchalk over 80hrs curated course
Best book-- Head first Java full of redundancy though, but it is the best
Java: the complete reference 11th edition
Algorithm 4th edition by Robert Sedgwick

LordIsaac:
Reimann hypothesis... Or Navier-Stokes equation

is that your own invention or someone else's hypothesis and equation? Albert Einstein started General Relativity (if I'm correct), for you to stand out you need to come up with some invention that other people can build up on, no Nigerian Prof has invented anything that others can build up on. Do you any one?

Nigerian work with Twitter is behind this

bcomputer101:
You're the greatest victim of foolishness.
If your father is a poor man, then he caused it.
He should have made the best and wise decision of using you for money rituals. Even if ur proceeds na roofing sheet be Wetin him go gain for a 30 by 30 bungalow still na something e gain.

Or is your brain doing menstruation?

Wow! you're indeed the product of faulty sperm. Product of one night stand you are. The sperm that produced you should have been dropped in condom and disposed in soak away . Your mother must have committed suicide cos of your dementia, poor mother. You really need rehab so your mother would stop crying in the grave.

LordIsaac:
I'd love my CV to look like this if I were you:
Mathematics (BSc), Mathematics (MSc), Mathematics (PhD). Then, you will be a true authority in that field... And your generation will testify to it. Even your church members and relations will give you a new name: bro Maths or Uncle Maths. And when you get old, you'd be called "Grandpa Maths"!

What problem(s) do you hope to solve @bold? Or do you want to join the rat race system we were opened up to?

bcomputer101:
If you are unfortunate to be a polytechnic graduate, I'm not the cause of your predicament.
You can cry me a river.

Mo.ron is who you are. You are such an unfortunate being and morally handicapped one who exudes pseudointellectual on topics you are intellectually deficient in.

olamoses75:
dey put system for 55k, u dey shout 35k as if na hunger wan make dem sell........lol

Have you sold it? You gree #40k

jolyment:
Not the same environment, the lecturers in universities have higher qualifications and training. You can find out.

What is the highest qualification you are talking about? Except if there is other qualification higher than PhD. PhD holders are the ones lecturing the higher classes in the Polytechnics which is also in the university.

bcomputer101:
Make una keep deceiving yourself.


How will you compare Bsc with ordinary HND.

To get admission in University, you need to score as high above 200 in JAMB.
But with just 120, you will get admission in any Polytechnic of your choice.


Incase you want to beat me, come my house

I doubt if you are a university graduate. Try to ask some polytechnic students their jamb scores before you go ahead with ignorance.

Mckeni007:
It's very selfish to compare an HND to a Bsc
One who's supposed to be an assistant Lecturer in university is an HOD in the politechnic.
Universities lecture politechnic lecturers
Politechnic is a dumping ground for below average intellectual students
Politechnic admission process is more like that of a secondary school

are you really a university graduate? Ignorance exudes in you, nigga.

officialMarcTimi:
Country wan divide na Npower wey no go dey useful again naim una dey carry worry una selfs

Na u wan divide am?

Christmasdon:
WHEN WILL IT COMMENCE. N-POWER BATCH C

Be patient na dem no finish with the one dem dey do una dey talk this ones

NaijirianKing:
Please, let's not insult our nation's Royal Fathers, especially the Sultan. He has served his fatherland well and continues to. Your statement is not totally accurate as Muslims in the SW face persecution for their beliefs even though Islam makes up the vast majority in the region if a proper census was conducted.

You are a muslim terrorist. Your statements sum it up.

seunmsg:
This is one good news I’ve read today. I’m glad my office actually started the process that led to the dismissal of the former management team.

It’s also cheering to see that the president appointed the new management tram from within the system instead of the usual practice of appointing politicians who always come in to mess up the system. I hope they will live up to expectations.

Wetin u do, good? You connived with your colleagues to mastermind the dismissal of your boss. Olohun mo number ile yin o

What's the full meaning self....?

KingAttitude:
It means “input your log-in details”✓

Gratias

Mbmohammed:
Email notification for successful candidates.

If I may ask, what does step 5 mean by "re-enter credentials"?

Saifullah01:
Make no mistake IPOB, ESN, UGM and their supporters (which I dont want to believe majority of ibos are included in) are TERRORISTS. What is going on in the East is TERRORISM!

Yet neither Ohanize nor the south east leaders have come out to UNEQUIVOCALLY condemn the fire the youths there are playing with.

As far as analogical deduction is concerned since ibos have chosen not to condemn this then they are tactically supportive of it. You dont sit on the fence on issues of TERRORISM neither do you justify it with any excuse whatsoever.

Why did you call them Terrorists and not Bandits or thugs? What parameters do you use to call a group terrorist?

I know islamic terrorists such as bokoharam, iswap, Al-qaida, taliban, are considered terrorist groups. Why didn't Sudan or AU call South Sudan terrorist?

Mbmohammed:
Next stage.

when you checked back you have been shortlisted, right?

Amotolongbo:
How do you convince a man that you arent a water molecule deficient of one hydrogen atom if within few minutes of meeting, you’ve suddenly got ancestral financial crises to solve?
I set up a meeting between a brother and a girl, before we got home, she told my brother she isn’t happy cos she lost her mum’s necklace. What kinda nonsense is that?
Even if it’s real, can’t she mask her loss and keep that shît to herself?

You are dating a guy, the only currency you can trade is your pu$$i and the sole skill you can use to entertain him is your moaning during sex. These brothers get these everywhere they go. What makes your own brand different and makes him to stick to you?

Brother is broke, you don’t have a financial contribution to join his brokenness. You can’t wash away his “sapa”.
Guy is so deficient of idea at that moment, you can’t spark up mental contributions to rejuvenate his brain. Tell me what you are good for then if not a sexual specimen .

What I deduced from your piece is "women are sex objects" until individual prove otherwise, right?

[quote author=Amotolongbo post=102187439][/quote]Tolulope, gotcha!

Felililicia:
This is somebody, I just accepted a month ago,
I barely know him though we met twice during the relationship. During the third one( yesterday) now he is hinting for sex, the way I replied him made him change topic and said he was joking.
Anytime we meet his joystick get visibly aroused. I need a serious man. Should I dump him.
Earlier thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6576284/did-rush-accept-guy-hope

Don't make sex look demonic, young Lady. Sex is what it is, leisure and fun. However, there is a way to win the heart of a guy over without the tone of sex. Such a lady must know way to tame a guy over sex. You must know what the guy like most and occasionally discuss that thing. You don't necessarily have to dump every guy that throw sex advances at you. There is a way to handle it, just be wise.

Amotolongbo:
The earlier you young ladies realize this, the better. About 99% of the guys coming to you wan fück you ni. It is now left to you to play your game well and show them that you aren’t fit only for a sexual specimen by your ways, demands and contributions

experienced you are in this game, uh?

Engeniu:
I have a Dell Latitude E6440 with core 15, 8Gb RAM and 500GB HDD for sale in Ado-Ekiti. It has keyboard light, quality charger and good battery and operates on Windows 10.

Kindly reply if you're interested.

price and a pix would help

Gireiboy:
Funny! especially coming from you, a southerner.

"If a man liked a woman (he got sexually aroused), go and do your wife, for both have the same tools!” Sahih bukari 44842

Quran 2:223:
Your women are tillage for you, so do to your tillage as ye will, and when as you like…

In the Book of Tafsir Al .aber, Mafateeh Al Gaeeb, 3rinting 2004, Beirut, by Iamam Al Razi, Qur’an 2:223, p. 61:
Ibn Umar said this verse is about how it
s fine to have sex by the woman’s anus:
ana sh ’tom, it’s allowable for men to do his woman from front or back, from her vagina, or from front or back position with her anus, and the second issue is to do them whenever you want or like, any time of your
choice, he can fuurck her (do nikah) standing or sitting or on her back.

it is now i understand the meaning of nikah muslims call marriage. Nikah mean sexual-intercourse.


I get the gist of what you mean by "coming from southerner"

women are seen as sex object in islam

Vidodino:
I decided not to call my girl friend since 2 weeks. to know how serious she is towards me but till now she never call me or to check upon me but she is always claiming that she love me. Please house advice me what to do, but her feelings is always disturbing me

The feelings is mutual. You're testing, she's assuming you've moved on with another chic. She's waiting for next guy on the line to ask her out. While you are doing the testing, she's shaking off the emotions that follow heartbreak.