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The movie "sea of trees" was about this forest

Yuck!

I wouldn't even struggle with 3 agberos that are holding sticks to extort my phone from me talk less of killing myself over a lost one.

There's more to this story, either she had something really sensitive or self-destructive in that her phone and someone who knew about it stole it from her, probably blackmailed her for something, or she just lost the phone to a stranger with the whole contents in it; either ways, there's definitely something in that phone that would break her if exposed.

Just my thinking sha, what do I know?

Op, must you attach Davido to this news?

One reason why I don't trust pastors, majority of them are fraudsters.

I get really pissed off when I come across bullcrap years long stories like this, the fact that she's an actress is enough to prove what she wants to gain from this. Female students that will be playing with male lectures as if they are even mates sef, when it happens, they will come be bothering us.

Na this kind girl you go need off light, still come put am for doggy style

Omoh this thread get K-leg

Don't ask, just show her your rod and wink

Leeds united ain't screwing around in EPL, they are here to stay. Thank God my beloveth Liverpool managed to escape. My thoughts are with Man United

Aboki No wahala,

Just Blame Buhari and hit the road to prison.

I still can't wrap my head around how blood money works, like, how does the body parts or blood even turn to money This our God is just too silent and patient, May he protect us as well as give us the ability to sense danger prior to its occurrence.

Don't blame the police, blame Buhari

She don already chop like 4 rounds before the bust

So strong, a greed;
So irreplaceable, a soul;
So lost in a sea of vain yet endless desires, our youths;
That they may fulfil the desires of their heart, they make a pact with the devil;
Quid pro quo for wealth, they oblige;
How did it go wrong? Peer comparison!
Look at your mates! See how far they've gone, see the cars they own, see the houses they live in and the phones they use, they incite;

Peer comparison, a destructive seed planted in the golden hearts of the innocent,
nurtured by many, but exterminated by few;
"Comparison is the thief of joy" says Theodore Roosevelt;
Love yourself, accept yourself and aim to grow the right way;
For Thyrion Lanister once said to Jon Snow in the epic TV series 'Game of Thrones', "let me give you some advice bastard, never forget who you are, the world will not forget. Wear it like an armour and it can never be used to hurt you"

Love yourself, accept yourself and aim to grow the right way.
Say no to fraud and human rituals, for with it comes a tsunami of impending doom;
Build yourself and you'll be proud you did.

pansophist:
Ok, so I do receive pm time to time from ladies, and many actually do want a relationship, many of which lives abroad, and I will tell you this, if you are looking for a partner on nairaland, then you should follow this approach. Make sure your posts reflect an idea of someone that is ridiculously smart. Write with proper diction and eloquence, with a periodical inflexion of humour.

Also, do not come out as broke, but as being comfortable in your domain. your post should reflect a feeling of a high-status man behind the keyboard. Women are sensitive to social status than men and can read cues in your write up about your economical standing than men are capable of. It also helped if you have a profile pics, I know for sure that I got more pm about two years ago when I had a pic on my profile than now. So yeah, you gotta be fine (which obviously you are, but take a picture with good lighting and shadowy effects that highlight your symmetrical facial features.

Those that have been reading my posts here know that I've always been a proponent of the doctrine that it is women that choose men, not otherwise. A woman will put herself in a situation that would make you do the male job of asking her out, while she does the female job of responding. It doesn't mean you choose her, but she has chosen you, and her acceptance of your advances is a mere confirmation to this effect. But I honestly would not advise you look for women here and the same goes for women as well. You should meet people offline, where they have a non-delusional image of you, not due to your highlighted online persona.

All these thesis, just to find hoe wer go come help you chop money

Westerners always looking for new ways to die

Durentt:
Hello.

I am 22 years old, I am not as skinny as you described but I used to be like that until I became 20 years old.

I used to weigh 59kg when I was 17 but now I weigh 69kg. I'm quite tall also

I think you should go to pharmacy for cyproheptadine or cyprigold, this helped me gain weight after I used it for few months. (Answer to question 3)

You need body fat to get muscles, I suppose, so use the supplement above to get some fat and exercise to convert to muscles. (Answer to question 1)

Cyproheptadine is not a supplement

Lol, thank God say I never chop their palliative this covid19 period. One day, better breeze go blow and fowl nyash go open for this country. Oya kwantinue.

All I see is trash, the trash I bought late last year, I'm still struggling with it.

Poverty, peer pressure, ignorance and the virulent desire to gain wealth within split seconds, is what engenders ritualism in Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria

Wickedness

Nawao, can a single day pass by without any rape or murder case in Nigeria?

I saw a woman holding broom today, it reminded me of the bad luck that is still holding Nigeria captive.

Anambra is back again with bad news, two in a row. Like WTF!