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26 June 2013Last updated at 17:26

Logicboy03: I wanted to share this story hat happened in my church on Sunday but I wasnt opportuned!

At 9am mass at my catholic church (yes, I am forced/dragged to church ), there was a fight/commotion at the back of the church between a church member and a church warden. I usually sit at the back so that I can use my bb phone or dose off (Iam an atheist for those who dont know).

So, this guy behind me was using his bb and a church warden saw him. The guy was a young guy (looked kike a 19 year old)while the church warden was a man of about 40+. The church warden shouted a bit on the young guy and told him to respect God by putting the phone back in the pocket. The young guy ignored him and kept using the phone. The church warden moved to seize the phone and then the commotion started;

Boy; (*pushes the wardens hand away*) f4ck off and mind your business, foolish church warden

crowd; huhhhh? ah ah?

Chruch warden; you are talking to me like this with abusive language? Useless boy! Your parents didnt raise you well

Boy; Is it your job to be disturbing people in church? See that old man over there (*points to a man in front*) you saw
him using his phone but you passed him without saying anything. hypocrite! phariseee! You prefer to harrass young people?abi you don collect offering money from him?

*young boys in the crowd roaring with laughter in support of the young guy (maybe because they to were using bb)

Church warden; God will judge you....children of today

*some old people in the crowd hissing.....




^^^
I couldnt stop laughing during the whole situation. I dont know the moral of this story but whatever it is, it is funny

Lagusta: see this guy, are u a learner?

u have to buy the phone from their office gaan gaan before u can get the 12mths free data!!!

Abeg who get idea about the price jare, I wan buy am shap shap!!!!!!!

arcis: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news/2015-jonathan-ll-divide-nigeria-says-fani-kayode/

vedaxcool: Puny brain, it is called Religion section greatest quote, not Islam for Muslim greatest quote!

Lakayanah: Go and burn the Quran in kano and see if your mouth will have more speeches to make or anyone from your clan that lives there would be spared.

vedaxcool: u know christians like those who have so far provided their illogical response are the sort that would not mind joining the devil to fight muslims, the age of culpability in china is 14 years. so if a 14 yr old can be held for their action how did the same individuals suddenly become too stupid to make decision to fast? paris hate and company r known not to make reasonable comments!

one would think china spoke persons would know civil servants are actually prevented from fasting and they can be sacked and arrested!

in their hatred for islam, they forget that paul religion christianity is banned in china lol Jesus must be proud of the disciples of paul!
smh.

mazaje: Why are muslims whining when the grand Mufti, who is the highest official of religious law in Saudi Arabia, as well as the head of the Supreme Council of Islamic Scholars declared that all the churches in the Arabian Peninsula need to be destroyed. . .I am not talking about some obscured muslims I am talking about one of the principal muslims in the world, the highest official of religious law in Saudi Arabia. His declaration was also supported by some other muslism scholars as well . . .Seems muslims love crying when given a taste of their own medicine. . .

vedaxcool: didn't the qur'an say the disbelievers r naturally allies to one another, supporting each other in doing evil! We r not moved by the jubilant tunes witnessed so far, rather it confirms what the Qur'an says. truly un their heart is a disease.

mazaje: . . .Cry all you want. . .It seems that is the only thing muslims are good at when given a taste of their own medicine. . .The gleefully and happily declare that all churches should be destroyed in the Arabian peninsula, destroy Buddhist shrines and monuments in their lands, refuse to allow others practice their religions freely in their lands. . .We have people like Dr Zakir Naik and many others on video saying that non muslims should not be allowed to erect their places of worship in muslims lands yet when muslims are given a taste of their own medicine they cry and whine as if it is the end of the world. . .Ridiculous hypocrites. . .

BetaThings: Yes. Saddam had weapons of mass destruction!

BetaThings: So why do you guys still bring acts committed to Nairaland to comment upon
Why are you not just satisfied with only the media coverage

How am I a terrorist symphatiser and you are not?
You don't like Alqaeda and Boko Haram; I detest them too
You love the NLFT converting people by force to Christianity in India but I hate them
You tolerate the LRA engaged in senseless killing of non-Christians in Congo but I detest them
You symphatise with the Christian militant group Hutaree while I frown at their acts

I despise violence against innocent people everywhere, you are selective in your choice of terrorists that you condemn
You find Muslim terror groups unacceptable but to you, the motives of Christian terror groups should be understood!
Sir, I believe that you are about to take over from Rev king to prepare you for your next assignment as Head of NLFT in India!!

Afam4eva: Which of the Ubas? Andy or Ifeanyi? One should not wish away Andy Uba because his performance in previous elections is a pointer that he's equally popular in Anambra.

Uyi Iredia: I'll check it out online before making a comment.

BetaThings: You see how things are. These guys are killing Nigerians with utmost ferocity in Bakassi and you are calling him brother
That feeling of brotherhood is one-sided
Any west African can come to Nigeria to set up business but a Nigerian has to be taken through a wringer to set up in other west African countries