₦airaland Forum

i think say all those hausa men dey use juju na

where they supposed to wear Italians? please i am not understanding.









meanwhile after dating for 2 months she said she wants to meet my parents, i told her to calm down, that it took me 9 months to meet my parents.

Beautiful

ENIGMA24:
1-scalp
2-locust
3-Gander
4-adder
5-tablets
6- ? (chatter?)
7-Drones (i dunno o)
8-debris
9- no idea sef
10- table
11- canoe
12- idle
13- palms
14-
15- (suppose be SELFIE)
16- chin
17-


for primary 4 dis is tough o.......

number 9 = terrace
number 17= tower
number 15= idols
number 14= perils

oloshos everywhere

ghettowriter:
But,,,,,but,,,,I heard if the guy is laying on his back and the girl is on top (cowboy style), then the lady can't get pregnant, because sperms, can't travel up wards. have I been lied to?

sperms shoot upwards dey don't swim upwards. cowgirl style is one of the best ways to quickly get pregnant sef

OMOTOWO:
u just buy fone abi..

i go small sabbatical

nairalanders how far e don teh ooo

God's blessings upon your union.








meanwhile,

aboki no dey hear wait na only go be their language







imagine when I visited nassarawa state, we do refer to bikes as 'GOING' if you like shout okada abi bike from now till tomorrow nobody go stop for you.

jaymejate:
Sorry o, then where should he grab her?

grab them by the pvssy. Trump says so

lol very funny. picture no2, is that THE OTHER ROOM?







meanwhile the pix below says it all

now that the dullard is back, let the lies begin and the probing take place in THE OTHER ROOM.








I don't seriously understand this government, they think they are ruling people that are still wearing pampers?

I think now I have to believe that man that said there is a supernatural power inside the ASO rock. let me quote him #when you construct a very good speech, and present it to the public they see it in another direction #






but I still believe that buhari is cursed and the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria. he is always showcasing his stupidity when ever he is outside the country.







#the other room

the great fela

PeakMilkOfTexas:
Thank you Sir .. I just love Peak milk so much..

you can call me Paschal, you are most welcome! ...it's in you.

peakmilkoftexas I'm so in love with the monicker

hope say no be just for the pics, cos dey don't look dirty like KAZEEM the one that stays at the back of my house.






#just saying

OP if I be you, I go ask the interviewer if na joke him dey joke. anyway lesson learnt don't try that sh!t again

Olalekanbanky1:
Tnx bro. Already saw it

Google saving niqqas since 15AD

Olalekanbanky1:
Off to Google to find out the meaning of jump leads

jump leads na those wires wen dem dey use start motor from one motor to another via battery. my people no be so?

if you like carry your house for your head dey drive, if you go sleep for road, you go sleep for road just pray to God make your village people no win that day.

onward4life:
Just in case Phyno actually came from the Same local Govt as Flavour (Orumba south) in Anambra.

But both are Enugu brought up and partially Based.

Up Lagos

oh boy phyno na Awka boy oo. umuochalla to be precise

phyno onye Awka n'aso enwe

zeusdgrt:
See igwe wrapper,See him palace!please permit me to laugh in china for a minute

you wan laugh in China abi you wan laugh in Chinese?

to be popular na war

being the first daughter is no excuse at all, in fact first daughters do more house chores than the younger siblings.


don't usually know why some girls say this 'I'll not wash a man's clothes or sweep his house if he is not married to me', but you like visiting for the weekend and spend his money. for God's sake stay in your house and stop being a burden to the young man, no man likes a liability and won't settle with one.




OP this is what I have for you, tell your friend that his girlfriend is a pig and a dirty one at that.

WavesDontDie:
Someone castrate this Nigga...Your wife is carrying you but behind your back, a Nigga carrying her Cowgirl style.

brother be sensible na. why the hating? just wish them well and leave the thread.

abeg two of them fine wella.





HML to them

ladies, what's happening?







HML anyway

APC have paid IMF to start saying trash?







can a newly born baby start walking in 2 months? Nigeria still has a long way to go.