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chuksnielson:
Things And Places To Avoid In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State

As written by Osam

If you're planning to visit or already living in Uyo, in Akwa Ibom State, please written below are things and places you need to avoid for your own good, while you are in Uyo.

1. The Phone Repairers Around Plaza: Should your phone get spoilt, while in Uyo, pls don't make the mistake of taking your phone to any of the so called phone repairers around the popular plaza, cos majority of them are scammers. They don't know how to repair phones.They are just there looking for unsuspecting customers to swindle.
Most of them are agents who pose and pretend to be genuine phone repairers. They are just there to seek and collect phones from customers, which are later taken to the real (but not so good) phone repairer somewhere for repairs. The outrageous fee collected from customers are usually shared between them. And most times, they are unable to repair the phones after collecting money from the owners of the phones. Their main aim is to 'chop' your money. They are swindlers. They don't take their time to learn the work well before setting up shop as phone repairers.

Don't take your phone for repairs to any of those guys at plaza. Simply look for an authorized and well established phone repair company to take your bad phone to in uyo.


2. Shoe Sellers At Plaza: Avoid buying shoes or any footwear on display from any of the sellers around plaza. Majority of them sell substandard footwears that won't last more than 3 months before they start getting spoilt. Avoid them!

They may be cheap, but they are substandard footwears. Save enough money and go to any good boutique in Uyo to get quality shoes that you can wear and enjoy for a long time.


3. And avoid dating Uyo girls. According to some guys I spoke with, most of the girls in Uyo are scammers. Many of them work hand in hand with their main boo to deceive and scam unsuspecting toaster or lover boy. They told me, most of these girls are usually sent and used by their main uyo boyfriend (that can't take care of them very well), to deceive and scam any guy that might want to date her. The girls will give the new loverboy sex, just to make him feel happy and convinced, while they (together with their main boo) feed on his money and resources...

In order not to be scammed, they are advising guys to face their work/business, and avoid Uyo girls. Cos the girls are not in Uyo to count flyovers. They are there to make money off guys.

Kingsean:
I just received a new msg from MTN. They said it would be 4naira for 20seconds on USSD

SnitramMedia:
Okay... Good for them.

Mr. Eazi- Zagadat
Peruzzi- Prebembem
Davido- Shekpe
Timaya- Chulo
Zlatan- Kapaichumaremachupako

Popular slangs used by Nigerian musicians

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buharified009:
Shame no dey catch some pple again sha, dem and almajiri , I no sabi who beg pass.

Untainted007:
Nurses nko, beer parlour owners nko? In fact everybody dey do am.

Untainted007:
Nurses nko, beer parlour owners nko? In fact everybody dey do am.

dollytino4real:
her belle neva dey raise o till n.a.?

blesskewe:
But wait oooooo
Is she this fair or editing?

1mrprolific7:
After reading this i got so motivated nd inspired that i showed it to my landlord nd his entire family,they became fulfilled nd they all shed some tears of joy together,without wasting time my landlord handed me the house deeds/documents nd the keys to all the apartments, saying "ure free to do as u wish,i nd my entire family can now move down to the village". By this time tomorrow they will be gone. OP u just made me the most happiest fellow in the world,thank u so much nd i appreciate ur efforts nd gud heart for sharing this

LOMBARDY:
You want likes I can smell it

landmark86:

1. The rate at which Nigerians (both single and married) will rush in for 2020 audition. Especially at this moment were Buhari next level has really struck many into poverty

Pettyprincess:
There is this guy i met on 2go long time ago when i was fourteen years old, we exchanged contact and since then we have been talking and he did usually call me everyday just to hear my voice,he is way older than i am.

After sometime we lost contact, and we reconnected back on facebook and we started talking since then, he has always told me he likes me blah blah but still waiting till i am mature enough. That first guy loves and cherish you. And how are sure about the white guy,beauty fades ,wat if those thngs u like about the white guy are no longer there ? Wat will u do? U wil probably leave him and jump to next guy dat thosee features

So when i clocked 18, he told us to meet which i agreed and we actually met at a bar and he finally told me about his feelings physically and said he would love us to date but i declined because i actually had no feelings whatsoever for him but i said we can be friends.

So since then he has been calling me every single day, everyone in my family knows him because of his constant call and one day he told me he is at our area that he would love to see me i actually agreed even if i never wanted because people at my area will think i am dating this guy and i know he is not my type moreover after my first (unserious) bf that cheated on me because i didn't give him chochie i decided never to date Nigerian guy no more, but this guy that is crushing on me will not let me go.

After that first visit he now wants to turn to it to routine to always visit me whenever he is in Lagos which i am not comfortable with but i dont know how to tell him because he is really nice caring and has been there for me financially when i needed him but still it doesn't change my feelings.

Nw i gat a serious bf, although he is not Nigerian but he is also caring, honest, nice, very handsome and very tall and those are the features i like a guy to possess, especially I love when a guy is very tall because i am petite AKA portable
ND this non Nigerian guy has already talked to my mum and my mum seems to like him a lot although they couldn't speak well because my mum not so fluent in English.

So this guy crushing on me still wants to be visiting me again after i told him i have gotten a boyfriend but he insisted that he will still visit me which i told him okay.

So later he called me that he is almost at my area but b4 he could call me later i quickly blocked his number, he has probably called me many times with his number but later he called me with another number but the moment i had his voice i pretended as if the connection was really bad and we actually didn't see that day.

I know what i did was bad which i have been feeling quilty of bt i dnt wanna give him false hope that we can still date.

So later he sent me a message on whatsapp asking if i blocked his number which i deny because he would be really hurt if i had told him the truth.

Even after denying i blocked his number he has been calling me with another number and my boyfriend got to know this guy nd told me to tell him the truth bt i can't because i know it will very hurtful for him.

Nw i need advice on how i can let this guy to know my bf doesn't want him to be disturbing me with calls or try to visit me no more without his feelings getting hurt. My dear that first guy truly loves and cherish you.dont be too sure about the white guy.ooh..shits happens.trade carefully

I only need mature advice!!!

NORSYK:
You cheaply fell for him... You should have seen the sign when you paid the money into his own account

emmaodet:
Passionbery, passionberry, haba !!!
Why the curse? You are above that.

emmaodet:
Passionbery, passionberry, haba !!!
Why the curse? You are above that.

LONGPREEK:
atebe itid

Boringdraw1:
The wife doesn't look happy at all, abi na because mike no cash the money.

Women and money.

Olamilekxy:
abeg what's the meaning of 'laugh in swahili '?cos I don dey use an chat for whatsapp, and people are asking me what's d meaning of swahili?

LONGPREEK:
is this news? THIS ONE IS CALABAR BIGGEST OLOSHO NA. calabar is land of lazy jobless idle dumb and wicked people

PapaNnamdi:
I once asked the MD, why are there too many females in this organization and you are the only male here,
he walked me out of his office

chinchonglee:
I am the Robin Hood in relationship issues.

I steal from the rich(runs girls/prostitute) and give to the poor(street girls). I dnt keep any serious relationship or have crush on anybody

Pettyprincess:
This is one of the things i dnt like about us,many guys are in debt after their lavish wedding just to impress family nd friends.
What i know is that on my wedding day it will be very simple with just family nd close friends,i will rather use the money to establish myself nd hubby.

Mutteeme:
see lie...

AlphLukau:
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What more can i say? My tongue is filled with Praise and Gratitude to God for his Grace and Mercy upon my life. Another Year Added. I return all honour to you Baba God. Happy birthday to Me!! #Godisgood #lifeofanactor #lifestyle #celebrations

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Offpoint:
Yeah, I'm that kinda person.

Rarely get angry, but once I do I hate myself.

Once threw a married woman down a 2 storey building and beat up the husband.

What really happened?

lived in a 3 storey building then, this Monday morning I was late to work. Went to the only tap in the compound to get a bucket of water to take my bath, this woman who countless had stepped on my toe but I've always avoid her troubles cuz she's well known for that, trouble is her full time job and her husband the pay master.
She was the one I met fetching water, with a big rubber she stationed at the tap and was refilling other kegs. She takes up and returned to refilled while the big rubber is still on the tap.
Was running late, I begged her to let me fetch the little Bucket with me cuz I was running late to work....

her replied was: "No just disturb me, people dey fetch water here since morning na now you no sey you go fetch water? I must fetch my water finish before you fetch"

I was like: "madam nobi fight, if you no wan let me just say No, which one you dey talk story.... na public tap be this"

She's was like: "Ehn ehn? public tap bah? come fetch ma see, if I no fetch finish you no fetch..... Do your worst"

I keep shut without saying anything, when she left I removed her rubber and fetch my water.

Could you believe this woman came up and poured my water and threw my bucket down?

I was so angry and pissed, I came with full blown annoyance towards her, lift her and fammm... straight down, the same way you threw my rubber.

Hospital was her last bus stop, her husband heard the news and ran home without asking what transpired between us... he came to beat me straight....
I gave him serious knock out on his eyes and rush him with unlimited blow like Glo data....


na station we end am, she spend 2 weeks in hospital.
Las Las I pay bills, but was satisfied.

The news was shocking to everyone:
hey this boy wey no dey talk? quiet people too wicked and bla bla...

many congratulated me secretly.

dammieco:
Nothing. I need another job

julioralph:
Hmmm... Baba still dey enjoy himself

By the way, is it me? Or has Nairaland changed its font style/size

Adam09:
Does Unical have mass communication Dept.?
OP stop posting rubish, or abi you meant to say CRUTECH, stop misleading the public.

I pray for his safe return.

lilmarley:
Today has marked exactly 5 years since I sent my friend George to go and try to date my girlfriend to confirm if she can accept any other man over me..... they are now married with 2 kids

tunjijones:
If I had the chance to go back in time... I won't even go to the University at all cos I realized it was a total waste of time.

donstan18:
Kpomolized Shawarma.

She should be grateful it was maggot she saw, afterall she didn't buy the shawarma herself.