₦airaland Forum

Kaykay999:

No be today i start dey chop receptionist,very cheap.

Speak for yourself,stop generalizing,,I worked as receptionist/ front desk for years and I'm very decent. How many men/ ladies will you sleep with as a receptionist/ front desk ...not all ladies are loose or open legs cos of money.

CBDC:
Please I need your fervent, prayers help and suggestions.

I am battling with weak errection and low sperm. My sperm is not thick and the color is very different from what sperm color should be.

Please what drugs or treatment can you suggest. Please help a bro.

See a medical doctor ,so tests wil be carried out ..and reduce your sugar intake if you take lots of surgery things .infection can also cause it ..take more of fruits,,eat more of okro soup , ogbono,,try get original yoghurt ,,go to smoothie shop ,get date+coconut+ tigernut smoothie,very thick one not the wratery ones they sell by the road side oh @ #200 ,original one from smoothie grocery shops ,were is being prepared fresh you wil see it .is 1500.. but see a doctor first .. before getting all these .sorry you wil be fine

DuduParaPara:
Hello guys, based on experience and relationship, which HMO will you recommend for people to register with as at today September 9th 2021?

I also don't know about NHIS if it's good.

Reason I'm asking this is most times salary earners are the ones who benefit from this HMO stuff cos it's being withdrawn from their salary.

Now what about business people and market people aren't they supposed to benefit?

What HMO would you recommend and how much is the plan?

Try AXA MANSARD

[quote author=ChiefSosa post=104359599]Africa and some nonsense beliefs. They should gerrarahere joor. We need to get rid of some of these nonsense beliefs; it sounds moronic, especially in the 21st century.
It's mentally insulting. Try explaining some of these beliefs to educated and well exposed people, & watch how moronic you'll appear. U go be like fool_for their eye.

In as much as Pythons do not naturally attack humans, but not everyone is aware or would just let a python be moving around freely. Those students acted in self defense; the gods should understand. Look at the huge snake sef

I wonder why a chief priest is in a relationship with a python, when we have beautiful girls at Owerri.

*sigh*
Always using negative events to justify their juju. Issues at work site like this happen everyday. They happened before a python was killed; happened after the python was killed and it's still going to happen in future times.
We've also seen several white contractors that kicked away sacrifices dropped at sites, did anything happen to them??

Oga chief priest, the goats, fowl, fish, snail etc that you have been eating and drinking beer after, were they aggressive? Did they harm anybody? So, why did you now kill and even eat them?
If it's forbidden to kill snakes in such community, then you shouldn't let such snakes be wandering about. Get good animal protection program. Have snake catchers available. This is Nigeria, where MOST people are scared of snakes and don't even know which is venomous or not. Me any snake wey I see, I dey murder am straight.
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modify:
My Gen suddenly went off, I guess their juju is already working on me
modified again:
Due to my love for the students and the fact that my Gen suddenly went off; I've agreed to go and appease oga chief priest and the gods. I'll wear a white singlet, tie a wrapper and hold a white handkerchief to do the traditional dance in the market square, while some men are playing the flute. I shall dance vigorously to impress Oga chief priest, till my generator will come back on. I will appease the gods and oga chief priest with kola, gin, #500 Mtn card, etc If you don't hear from me in some days, just know I've gone to owerri to go and dance. [/quote

Haaaaaaaaaa...Roflmao

AutoChick4U:
Great. Companionship first then kids are d fruit of that love. No kids shouldn't kill genuine love

True talk ..kids or no kids ,The love should keep waxing strong.

meriga:
What if, it is the woman that stood by the man?

That makes her strong,unique and rare..

[quote author=pretydiva post=104388749]God bless the man for standing by his wife through thick and thin, for not leaving her alone, for not getting a 2nd wife. His type are rare.

More kids to come in Jesus name[/quote

I'm telling you I Really respect the man his type Is rare oh ,I know what the woman must have face for 13yrs. But God is faithful .

mariahAngel:
Wow!

Sometimes, we never really know how much we love someone (and how far we can go for them) until we’re suddenly faced with the fear of losing that person.
If I were you op, I’d totally be devoted to her.

I told someone recently that the love of a woman is a powerful and a protective shield ( for her husband especially), but when you betray that love, you’d only be destroying yourself.
That is why it never ends well for unfaithful men.
When you cheat and hurt a woman who loves and is devoted to you, you’d only be hurting yourself.

Please tell them if they will hear ,I hate men that cheat ..no matter the love you show to some men they can never be satisfied..build up your woman the way you want her be for you alone .

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Goodevening ladies and gentlemen ,Hope you are doing well with jobs and businesses?
I have this female friend that has a male friend they have been friends for 14yrs now they met back then at calabar and they have been intimate twice before they lost contacts. They met again in Lagos 4yrs after they were so happy but she saw a wedding band on his finger she was like ooh you are married now. ? He says yes that he looked for her then to marry her cos she is not social media person.she was like is fine that is history now so they booked a date ,the day came they met talked ,he tried to get intimate with her again but she stop him telling him she s engage and loves her man ..she vow never to cheat on him no matter what,, before then he has told her he has his own hotel if she she can work as his HR to recruit staff for him and get her 50%commission on each candidates she accepted the offer . And told him strictly business. ..before she met her now present guy the Ex go to her place to check on her once in a while.

The lady is working but use that Hr job as her side hustle cos it helps to pay bills and stuff ..but her present guy now is not comfortable with it even after telling him everything about that Ex guy to him that nothing like intimate with her Ex except the business. The issue now is that her present guy want her end anything that has to do with the guy be it business or otherwise..and this side hustle helps her with this present Nigeria economy. Pls ladies and gentlemen what is your advice on this ,?
Please no insults
Oga Lalasticlala ,mynd44 please move to Front Page Asap. Thank you .

donbachi:
Seen.u can now pull the door and leave.

Haaaaaaaahaaaa...this what you men crave for banging body ,killer curves .big boobs..that is why most ladies are going thru pains some even die on the way just to get this body for you men.

donteddy:
No matter what don't ever have anything doing with your married Ex. It will end in premium tears. You have been living fine with the so call side hustle. No use your 5naira exchange for 5kobo

Thank you donteddy but I don get you here did you say she has been living fine without the side hustle or she has been living fine with the so call side hustle ?

Ekomatrix1:
I have this girl I have been dating for 4 years and we are planning to get married to this year. But I notice she does not like to sacrifice. I mean, she is kind of selfish.

she is studying and i send her money aside the one the parent gives to her but if i request for a video call, she would ask me to send her data, if she comes to my house and i don't give her TP not minding that i gave her money some weeks/days back she would be angry.

Yesterday i booked a ticket for her to come to lagos from anambra, after booking she asked me to also send her some feeding money for the journey. I refused and asked her to take from the 20k I sent to her last 2 weeks, she then said " WHO PAYS FOR TP AND NOT GIVES FEEDING MONEY?  

Long story short, I had to cancel the ticket. I have constantly complained about her selfishness  but no improvement .

what should i do?

Red flag ,,she will do worst when you Marry her ,,she will be asking for money if you want to be intimate with her as her husband...she will be milk you dry if you don't have to give her sorry is your name

Goodmorning ladies and gentlemen ,Hope you are doing well with jobs and businesses?
I have this female friend that has a male friend they have been friends for 14yrs now they met back then at calabar and they have been intimate twice before they lost contacts. They met again in Lagos 4yrs after they were so happy but she saw a wedding band on his finger she was like ooh you are married now. ? He says yes that he looked for her then to marry her cos she is not social media person.she was like is fine that is history now so they booked a date ,the day came they met talked ,he tried to get intimate with her again but she stop him telling him she s engage and loves her man ..she vow never to cheat on him no matter what,, before then he has told her he has his own hotel if she she can work as his HR to recruit staff for him and get her 50%commission on each candidates she accepted the offer . And told him strictly business. ..before she met her now present guy the Ex go to her place to check on her once in a while.

The lady is working but use that Hr job as her side hustle cos it helps to pay bills and stuff ..but her present guy now is not comfortable with it even after telling him everything about that Ex guy to him that nothing like intimate with her Ex except the business. The issue now is that her present guy want her end anything that has to do with the guy be it business or otherwise..and this side hustle helps her with this present Nigeria economy. Pls ladies and gentlemen what is your advice on this ,?
Please no insults
Oga Lalasticlala ,mynd44 please move to Front Page Asap. Thank you .

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Tjjones:
We live in a wicked world,some people are jst jealouse of their achievement. I had experience such level jealousy in d office before,my colleagues were givin me attitutes,i'd 2 avoid most of them.

Same here oh . Especially ladies ..some mere seeing me they just develop hate,envy .atimes I just wonder ....some says I use juju to outshine them and I'm always favoured .
Haaaaaaaaaa..nna eh.if na juju I dey use according to them ,they should also use juju na ..me I no send them cos May God will continue to fight for me ..I wil keep shinning and stands out.

FalseProphet1:
You stand at a spot finished two sachet of water but any day you buy bottle water you will travel with it from Lagos to Abuja...some people and fake life.

Lol.

FalseProphet1:
It's Over Between Us!

This Statement Can Make You Enter Keke Without Sitting down.

Haaaaaa

[quote author=INCREDIBLE007 post=102728702]Mr false prophet

this one is false [/quote

I disagree with you oh ..some People like me like private things and dont post on social media does not mean I don't love my Man or I'm cheating on him. I like it private

FalseProphet1:
Stop checking her messages and call logs.... Sometimes check her gallery and buy her those Clothes, Shoes and Bags she Screenshot.

Abi ..oh .

AngelicDamsel:
I am a teacher. I resigned during the lockdown to start a business, it failed. Now I have to wait till August (summer) to resume a new teaching job on the island.

I now appreciate my job now more than ever. Even if the pay is not as I would like, with private classes, I was able to live fine. Now no income, I can't wait to resume and this time I will cherish my job and plan well before resigning to start any business in the future.

We are same direction oh

Revere27:
Majority of Nigerians working presently are facing these problems listed up there coupled with the harsh economy of the country.

But Op, wetin man go do??... Man must work to survive.

No be lie

Easyincome24:
My Husband paid N580K for my Bride price and refused to help my family members
~ Nigerian Lady

A Nigerian Lady Identified as Elohor Okudu narrates how her husband has refused to help her own family members after paying almost N580k bride Price.

The story was shared by a twitter user identified as @SmartAtuadi, the lady is seeking professional advice as the issue bothers her.

She Wrote: “I got married 8months ago, my hubby earns 70k monthly while I am yet to get a job, during our wedding ceremony, hubby spent about 580k on the list given to him for the traditional wedding, I persuaded my parents to reduce the list but they said it is a must and a tradition.”

“He was able to raise the money as I wasnt working and I couldn’t help financially. After marriage I suggested that he should be sending something monthly to my parents as he does send to his parents too, but to my surprise the reply he gave me was that he didn’t owe my parents anything that they have collected all they are entitled to fromHelpNigerianally I was not angry about that until my younger brother wanted to get married and his bride family gave him list of things for the traditional wedding which amounted to 400k.”

“My dad then shared the expenses and told my husband to contribute 120k towards my brother’s wedding but to my surprise, my husband said no and told me that my family has collected all they wanted during our wedding and they shouldn’t come to him for any financial assistance, this got me angry and I told him that he is not responsible.”

“Ever since then we have been living like strangers in the house, he doesn’t talk to me, he has just been keeping to himself, and I have never seen him this way before not even in our 2 years of courting.

“Please our mummies and daddies, kindly advise me on what to do to save the situation, I am in between my husband and my family”.

#areatalkreport

Source:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=586096619460875&id=102858197784722

You are the one that is irresponsible here..your husband owes your family nothing why should he contribute for your brother wedding did they contribute for his own when he got married to you ? Just get a job or business so You can use your money to send to your parents. Shekina..leave the man alone to have peace mbok ,stop stressing him out ..Mek him enjoy the marriage na.haba..you guys should sit down and discuss try sort things out

BennyDGreat:
This is a sad incidence.

It's a lesson for all: Stay with your spouse.
Be faithful. Love God. Manage your spouse even with the flaws.

If they will hear

Activist001:
This will just make me more angry if I were your husband.

Haaaaha. Wicked Kai i trust Nairalanders they never disappoint and Nigerians ,,their bad mouth na follow come

eveninnewspaper:
The story of my last job! I did all sorts- from accounts, to customer service, to admin, to marketing...just to keep it running at a low cost and the midget still slashed the pioneers' salaries by 1️5% against the upward review of salaries he had promised us once ROI starts yielding. And, to crown it all, he began paying the old staff their due salaries at the end of a new month, so as not to leave. I resigned from the job and didn't get paid. He deducted pension without remitting a dime.

My closing time was adjusted from 5pm to 7pm and he'd call me up to report to the office at 9-1️0pm just because I lived near the office. Monday- Saturday and would still order us to come on Sundays. No day off! If we were not taking items to his house, he was mandating us to go to the field or to meet with clients at various locations. No lunch. Only calculated t- fare given. Haaa!

He called us poor at the slightest snap.

Most Nigerian employers are users.

I'm telling you most Nigerian employers dey use us catch cruise oh and use people like slave

[quote author=Cholls post=102497618]My brother tribalism[/quote

Same here ,,tribal war .oooh,envy ,jealousy,just hate mostly from ladies ,some even said I used charm to charm ogas Dem cos they do things in my favor and annoying part work mon -sat for merger salary I quit mbok..I can not come & kill myself ..if you know what you are doing and know your job people go hate you but we move ..God no go shame us

PlayMaker14:
What kind of attention seeking skills is this?

We know say country hard, but buying that sacrificial looking 3 and half seed of plantain for N6000 is one of the biggest lies in the month of June.

Some people can lie Sha ,I bought 5bolded plaintain @the sum of #500, here in Lagos just ysterday and this one is coming here to catch cruise with his lies .

mmadu5:
oga i read this same story last year here on nairaland . use your time and do something better .stop spreading fake stories we are not fools here . this was posted sometime last time . and when i read it then i knew it was fake . . GO FVCK YOUR SELF .

Same here I stumbled on this same story last year ..oga park one side MEK we sort wetin dey for naija now .

[quote author=Teaser4 post=102624429]This wan na lorry not truck [/quote

Lol..is trucklory

OlayemiAshraf:
Ahhhh ahhh... This kind of Moto has expired na .... Naija you guys have to stop the habit of buying something and using it till it lives collapse ..... just like you did to buhari, now you're using jubril in a way he doesn't like .... Y'all Nigerians are a dot in the circle

Haaaahaa ,u crack me up with ur funny comment

goodigoodi:
Which kind of phone number is this

Thank you for noticing it.is been corrected