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MaxInDHouse:
At least you understand yourself!

Repent from your sins. The lord Spaghetti monster loves you

Nothingserious:
How many people take flying spaghetti seriously?

Doesnt matter as long as Yahweh takes him seriously

MaxInDHouse:
Hilarious!
First it was your religion, then it wasn't a religion and now it's about religion again.
Please you will fit in for Stand up Nigeria comedy show with Funmi Davies!

Its religious way of life

MaxInDHouse:
OK o, there's freedom of speech expression and worship so you're entitled to your opinion!

Not really, you are in the wrong religion if you aren’t a pastafarian, which is a way of life

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MaxInDHouse:
But you said it's not a religion!

yes, it’s a way of life

MaxInDHouse:
The highlighted above and the one below is enough proof that you're just deceiving yourself!

Drop all the antics and accept him into your life.
You won’t succeed in life if he’s not in you and you are not in him.

He loves you and boiled for your sins. Ramen

Lamanii22:
I can't perish In hell because I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and personal saviour, he is a very good friend as well as a good father to me...


Discontinue your pegasus nonsense.... It can't go farrr don't sweat it...

you will go to hell unless you accept the noodly lord as your lord and savior.
Stop serving the smaller Christian god

MaxInDHouse:
Then you need to learn from the Christians, it's wise to be swift in hearing or listening but slow to respond so as to meditate thoroughly before answering.

"Know this, my beloved brothers: Everyone must be quick to listen, slow to speak, slow to anger" James 1:19

"The one who is slow to anger has great discernment, But the impatient one displays his foolishness" Proverbs 14:29


You got it wrong there!
True religion (Christianity) is a way of life but if you only know the misinformed Churchgoers claiming Christians then you don't know anything about true Christianity!

This is what the first pioneers of Christianity said:

"They went out from us, but they were not of our sort; for if they had been of our sort, they would have remained with us. But they went out so that it might be shown that not all are of our sort" 1John 2:19

So the several different sects claiming denominations of Christianity today are not true Christians, it takes a real intellectual to know this not some impatient persons like you!

I have learnt Christianity and I know that the noodly lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god.

Permesan be upon him

LordReed:
Blessed be the holy pasta that was boiled for our sins and blessed be the holy sauce that was shed for our sins. Eat his pasta and his sauce and rejoice in his salvation for his mercies are ye and amen!

Let us praise him in song:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIVwnncCA0

I was touched by his noodly appendages while listening to this beautiful song.
Truly, our noodly lord is great and deserves all praise and exaltations.

MaxInDHouse:
You said:


You've already admitted that it's your religion so stop deceiving yourself!

I got it wrong, pastafarianism is more than a religion. It’s a way of life.

Christianity and others are religions. That’s how pastafarianism stands out

TAGM:
See satanist's testimony about you FSM below:

"NaijaSatanist:

Satan and his brother FSM, go hand in hand. Satan will not be angry with you if you worship FSM. But Satan will be very angry if you worship Jesus"

I asked you a question but you refused to answer. What went wrong? Or you never even started before pulling out?

FSM is actually using the creative wonder and benevolence of the Almighty to spite Him. Stop all these 1sharon.

That’s his personal beliefs

MaxInDHouse:
Your religion in your religion!

What am I even saying?

Pastafarianism is not a religion, it’s a way of life

Dtruthspeaker:
Obviously, either Nkpuru Nmiri disables you from determining when an of offence is commited or you know nothing boy as usual!

Repent from your sins and acknowledge the one and only Saviour. He boiled for your sins

Dtruthspeaker:
you no even get anything Spaghetti company!

Nkpuru Nmiri spiced with codejuana talking.

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster forgive you because you don’t know what you are doing.

PastorM:
I wish there was a block button on Nairaland.

We have to be tolerant of each other.

Intolerance can lead to extremism. That’s how Islamic terrorists started.

MaxInDHouse:
All humans goes to hell (grave) at death, whether good or bad but only believers in the true God will be raised back to life in the day of RESURRECTION, unbelievers will continue as dead persons forever!
The highlighted is what unbelievers can't have!

This is not true in my religion

Lamanii22:
Better receive the Lord Jesus as your Lord and personal saviour now

Receive the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior now or perish in Hell

duro4chang:
You had better accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour.

You also accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and personal savior.

Remember that he boiled for your sins

Pafage:
Nkpuru Nmiri Talking. That Drug is Bad for.

You will see who’s on drugs when the Flying Spaghetti Monster comes on the last day riding on a Pegasus.
In his glory and and using his noodly appendages to send we the believers to heaven.

duro4chang:
Hell fire is reserved for you .

You are also going to hell in my religion.

Bishopkingsley:
How can I acknowledge a lie

You failed on the rules of truth justice and mercy

A fool says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster

All Christians and other religions will go to hell because they have refused to acknowledge the noodly lord, the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the most high God, the creator of the universe and everything within is kind and giving you an opportunity to retrace your steps to him.

The evidence is in the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster;
Ravioli 1:2 “For Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Noodles, that whosoever eat it should not perish, but have everlasting life”

Remember that a fool says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Pastorjohn2:
Get out of my mentions you confused baboon.

Lets tolerate each other to accommodate peace.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you, retrace your steps back to him

Odingo1:
There is God almighty, the earth is not in vain because everything in it was perfected by supernatural being.

Exactly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the supernatural being

Pastorjohn2:
Let this be known Catholicism is not recognized by God nor christ, Mary is nothing else but the mother of jesus, A pathway for him into this world apart from that she is nobody and nothing but a vessel.
Worshiping her is satanic and no different from idol worshipping.

Pls forward this to fp to educate the people that have being misled towards this wayward practice.

All Christians will go to hell because they have refused to acknowledge the only true god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Remember that the Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world that he sent his only begotten noodles, for whosoever eats it shall have everlasting life.

Bishopkingsley:
How can I acknowledge a lie

You failed on the rules of truth justice and mercy

You are yet to prove that I lied

Crystyano:
Just as anyone would recognize the miracles of the flying spaghetti monster


Pastafari is a great man

May you be touched by his noodly appendages

budaatum:
So long as l understand me, buda is pleased.

I'm pleased as well, so long you don’t denigrate my god

Bishopkingsley:
The funny thing with you atheist people is that God almighty did not do any wrong thing to you guys

His commandments are not to hard he has only two major laws love your niebohour as your self

Then love and believe him with all your heart

This things are not hard to do

I don't know why you will hate one who demands this rules in other for you to have eternal life

Its an insult to call me an atheist, you are the person closer to atheism because you refuse to acknowledge my god.

Bishopkingsley:
You are going in a circle

Your foundation is based on lie

This shows the flying spaghetti monster is a new god which is a fake god

Flying Spaghetti Monster is the greatest god and he’s the creator of all other gods.

You have to accept him else he will get angry with you.

Bishopkingsley:
You are funny

You are the one who brought the rules and when I beat you on your own rules you now declare that you don't care about the rules you brought up

How can anyone put their trust in you when you don't even trust your own rules

Which indicates you don't trust the flying spaghetti monster

This shows he is e fake thing

I just want to prove to you that google is unreliable and you have helped me done that.

So are you ready to accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior?

budaatum:
Nonsense! Why should I respect the crap you believe in your head when I can instead respect you?

Better is to understand gods, as they help one understand those who worship them, but even that should not be done at the expense of the god worshipper themselves.

Your second statement is accurate but your first statement shows that you do not understand the Flying Spaghetti Monster.