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Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 12:09am On Oct 15, 2021
Maestro21:
LOL

Everyone knows it was discontinued. Stop chasing shadows. Before it was, certain people reacted to it by developing itchiness and what not.

Consequently, not everyone was mandated to take chloroquine or lose their jobs.
Chloroquine was discontinued because it has not effect on malaria parasites not because of side effect.

Fools are hard to educate

Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 12:08am On Oct 15, 2021
Maestro21:
If the lord gave you a fool, he will give you you. Never forget, you are obtuse and we need to let you know because it tends to surprise you at times.

Every drug poses its own potential side effects and reactions to different people.

It is for this very reason nobody mandates all drugs or medicines to everyone.
So wtf is you fool telling us about the side effects of covid19 vaccine in some patients? Is it suppose to be free of side effects?

Lord, please grant me the power to deal with this idiot
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 12:06am On Oct 15, 2021
Maestro21:
If the lord gave you a fool, he will give you you. Never forget, you are obtuse and we need to let you know because it tends to surprise you at times.

Every drug poses its own potential side effects and reactions to different people.

It is for this very reason nobody mandates all drugs or medicines to everyone.
Chloramphenicol, the mighty antibiotic can cause agranulocytosis in some patients, our mighty pharmacologist by his logic wants us to stop using it.

Hope you are not 40 yet, because you are a fool.
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 12:03am On Oct 15, 2021
Maestro21:
grin grin grin

Dude, you need psychological help.

Yes, some patients react differently to certain NSAIDs. Which is why nobody is going to mandate them for everybody in the world where you swallow them or you lose your job.

Are my getting through?
NSAIDs can cause ulcer, ulcer can kill, so let's stop giving NSAIDs.

A fool the lord provided, nice logic there
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 12:01am On Oct 15, 2021
Maestro21:
You are actually getting boring now.

Some people react to Chloroquine which is why it is not mandated for every malaria patient let alone for every one in the world.

Any breakthrough yet?
Illiterate, chloroquine have been stopped because malaria parasites developed resistance to it. It doesn't work anymore.

More and more jargons from the fool the lord Spaghetti provided.
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 12:00am On Oct 15, 2021
Azathioprine
Antiretrovirals
Statins
NSAIDs
Phenytoin
Imipramine
Amiodarone

Can cause Drug-induced hepatitis in some patients, according to the logic our great pharmacologist Maestro21, we have to stop administering these drugs, they are dangerous.

What a glorious fool the lord has given me today.
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 11:57pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
Just seeing this.

Did his brother correlate his sudden death to his jabs? Did his coroner do same?
Minocycline can cause Drug-induced lupus in some patients, our African expert pharmacologist says we should not use it again.

He is very smart, what an entertainer.
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 11:56pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
Foolfari, in layman, does this particular jab immunize or do you want to regurgitate nonsense by claiming vaccines are not meant to immunize?
Some cephalosporin drugs causes Serum sickness-like reaction in some patience, let's stop using the. Nigga is a pharmacological genius
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 11:54pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
Boy, I have met them all.

lol

So idiosyncratic patients are drivers of the efficacy of vitamin C? lol
NSAIDs causes epidermal necrolysis in some patients. Let's stop giving ibuprofen because nigga is scientifically illiterate.

Lord spaghetti thanks for the comedy
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 11:49pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
lol

bastardfari, what part of "I am not anti-medicine" don't you get?

Overdosage, over use can cause deaths and injuries but is anybody mandating that 10000mg of vitamin C be orally administered to everyone in the world regardless of contraindication, religious reasons, naturally acquired immunity?
Normal dose vitamin C can cause kidney stone in some normal patients due to idiosyncratic reactions.

He will not check what "idiosyncrasies" mean in pharmacology.

Keep entertaining us. We are happy to have you. You are a fulfillment of the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 11:47pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
You are a hopeless troll.

Nobody is panning medicines in general.

But when a vaccine is not a vaccine that is a different kettle of fish.

Does this jab prevent contraction of disease? Does it prevent transmission?

So what does it do (don't tell me about hospitalisations and deaths) and why is it being mandated when both "vaxxed" and "unvaxxed" can similarly contract and spread the disease?
The jab is not meant to prevent contraction of the disease.
It's not how it works dude, it's meant to stop cellular infection.

Lord spaghetti, we located one of those many idiots you created. Praise be unto your name.
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 11:42pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
You are a hopeless troll.

Nobody is panning medicines in general.

But when a vaccine is not a vaccine that is a different kettle of fish.

Does this jab prevent contraction of disease? Does it prevent transmission?

So what does it do (don't tell me about hospitalisations and deaths) and why is it being mandated when both "vaxxed" and "unvaxxed" can similarly contract and spread the disease?
Oral vitamin C causes kidney stone in some individuals, we are going to tell people to stop taking vitamins C because nigga doesn't know pharmacology.

You are a big joke and gallery of entertainment if you think you know what you are talking about vaccines
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 11:19pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
What an unfortunate dolt.

I showed you the VAERS site showing that they record injuries and deaths following a vaccine given the specified time period after that vaccination. Can you deny that?

Your screenshot has exposed you. Don't you ever respond to me again if you cannot answer questions honestly.

Now your screenshot first talks about ROUTINE vaccine injuries to CHILDREN. Don't ignore that.

Second, it lists those injuries as - shoulder related (if it happens 7 days after),
- vasogal syncope (fainting after 7 days after)
- and then any acute complication or death following the 2 prior incidents (the pdf says above events)
- then lastly, any condition that one suffers based on side effects and contraindications that were listed on the insert by the manufacturer (this time AN INTERVAL IS INDICATED) and it says that interval should be what is listed in the insert by the manufacturer.

Pfizer's interval, Moderna's, AZs , J &Js etc are on or after 14 days - CDC website states so.

So what else do you want to say?

I will injure you with facts.
Did you know that paracetamol will cause jaundice in some children that can even lead to death?

Did you know that we have records of paracetamol killing people through idiosyncratic reactions?

Does that make paracetamol bad?

Oh noodly lord, forgive this idiot because he is ignorant of how pharmacology works. This idiot expect a pharmaceutical product to be 100% NON-lethal and unreactive.
Take this fool oh lord for he is so much idiocy for us to bear.
Christianity EtcRe: The Lord's Chosen Crusade in Benin, Edo State, Coming Up This Weekend by Pastafari: 10:27pm On Oct 14, 2021
Adamgeneral12:
Oga say na dangote spag or golden penny?

E get why I dey ask o
Alaye, anyone is OK. May his noodly appendages grant you peace
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 10:25pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
Bastardfari, I asked a question, if you can't answer it, why not get some education and then try to make a comeback?
It's impossible to get any tangible education from someone who's ignorant of how autopsies work yet brags about it sir.

The noodly lord created idiots to entertain us
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 9:52pm On Oct 14, 2021
LordReed:
May the Pasta Lord insert noodly appendages into his arse in the mean time.
I read through the thread, don't you think Maestro21 is one the person the pasta lord was talking about when he said that he created idiots for his own amusement and that of we pastafarians?
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 9:49pm On Oct 14, 2021
LordReed:
Fu-cktard, C is where the solution he is proposing is at. You are the dumbass that needs to conjecture rubbish to satisfy whatever crazed conspiracy you come up with. In a 28min 51sec presentation, he mentions population ONCE. Yet dumbo like you thinks Bill Gates whats to kill your generations. A fu-cktard like you would have been dead 20x over if that were the case.
Maestro21 cannot die, only the pasta lord says when he dies
Christianity EtcRe: The Lord's Chosen Crusade in Benin, Edo State, Coming Up This Weekend by Pastafari: 9:47pm On Oct 14, 2021
Flying Spaghetti Monster will be there cool

He's omnipresent anyways
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 9:30pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
lol.

Dumbo. Tell me, does dying with COVID-19 equate to dying OF COVID-19?
Like I said, you can try hard to spread your conspiracies. We can't cure your stupidity in that regard but we can cure your ignorance on how autopsies are conducted because obviously your are severely ignorant in that regard.

If you reply me without researching how autopsies are conducted, I will smash you with a pan of noodles.
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 9:27pm On Oct 14, 2021
donnie:
The man Pastor Chris is far more intelligent than you lot. That is why you cling unto an imaginary statement so as to make a point. But as it stands, he and many others who have rejected those vaccines were right. The vaccine is not a cure and it also cannot protect you from covid19 infection.
The flying spaghetti monster must have revealed this to pastor Chris. You may never know.
I strongly believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster told him that
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 9:25pm On Oct 14, 2021
Kindly stfu and take the vaccine.
Christianity EtcRe: Fully Vaccinated 74-year-old SAN, Williams, Dies Of COVID-19 by Pastafari: 9:24pm On Oct 14, 2021
Maestro21:
You know there is nothing like autopsies for COVID19 deaths right? lol
hello Mr. Maestro.
Autopsy is available for covid19 death sir.

I know you are trying hard to spread your conspiracies, that's your problem but autopsy is available for covid19
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 4:39pm On Oct 14, 2021
LordReed:
Budaatum is both he and she, use anyone you like. wink
grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 3:53pm On Oct 14, 2021
LordReed:
Calm down budaatum is far more nuanced than she might appear.
Buda is a female?
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 12:58am On Oct 14, 2021
budaatum:
Just about as much time as I need to spend reading books about fairies and Father Christmas, or angels or messiahs and Physics and gods I suppose, just that there's unfortunately only 24 hours in a day and my eyes only work for 3.

Its why I'm on here so much. I'd rather spend those 3 hours reading what you write than a book you say you believe. You are far more interesting than a Flying Spaghetti Monster, is what I think.
No one will finish reading a good book in a day.
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 12:09am On Oct 14, 2021
budaatum:
I got it from Russell! Many many years ago!

Pasta. Maybe you should spend some time knowing buda.
Buda, you need to spend more time knowing the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 12:02am On Oct 14, 2021
budaatum:
I hope you realise its a similar idea to [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot?wprov=sfla1]Russell's Tea Pot[/url]. Like a modern form of it used to ridicule those who wanted to introduce intelligent design into the Kansas School Board?
Now you are getting it. keep reading
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 11:41pm On Oct 13, 2021
budaatum:
Sounds like when some say I am darned to hell if I don't believe their book.
Looks like you won't get it until you actually read the book
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 11:40pm On Oct 13, 2021
HellVictorinho:
I didn't ask you to define the fallacy

I said you should prove that I'm guilty of it

You are guilty of lying

You asked for my definition and I gave you one


Your own definition doesn't matter to me


You have repeated or used your definition in vain


I'm stuck to mine
OK. Good luck then
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 11:30pm On Oct 13, 2021
budaatum:
I guess I'm lost for now. Hopefully, I'll find time for it in the future and become unlost.
You are a book away from being lost.
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 11:30pm On Oct 13, 2021
HellVictorinho:
Prove that it is
The fallacy of equivocation occurs when a key term or phrase in an argument is used in an ambiguous way, with one meaning in one portion of the argument and then another meaning in another portion of the argument

Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Overrated by Pastafari: 11:27pm On Oct 13, 2021
budaatum:
I don't particularly care what anyone believes, Pasta. Especially if its what they believe from reading books. I am an antibeliever, you see, I do not give a flying fuq about the crap people cook in their heads and choose to believe, because I am far too busy understanding my own head.

Please know that I was not asking you for "whole answers", but just for simple answers to "facts" you claimed to be giving. Still, you don't owe me any answers.
You are still very lost. LordReed please come and beg Buda to read the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster to understand the point.
He's very lost in this conversation

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