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budaatum:
Nonsense! Why should I respect the crap you believe in your head when I can instead respect you?

Better is to understand gods, as they help one understand those who worship them, but even that should not be done at the expense of the god worshipper themselves.

Stop the blasphemy against the Flying Spaghetti Monster

budaatum:
Well, sorry, I got my own God already, but thanks for offering your's.

And no, I am not selling my God to you or anyone, for the god of buda is a selfish god that only has time for buda.

Very cool, let’s respect all gods

budaatum:
Everyone must sell their god I suppose.

Exactly my point

Bishopkingsley:
I validated that google has two side to everything

Life has two side to everything

You either chose good or bad

Same as Google

There is no one way to making decisions

You must chose right or wrong

But in this case you are trying to say Google must only have one choice before it can be an authority

Which is a wrong concept

I don’t care about you and your google rules.
Google and you are unreliable , the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the correct god.
I don’t care what you say or what google says.

But you have proven to that google is unreliable

LilMissFavvy:
In my very first message, I mentioned that an old friend who claimed to be an atheist, is a cultist. It is same with majority of atheists. I thought an atheist is supposed to be someone who doesn't believe in God, a deity or the supernatural? So why should they belong in a group where they take blood oaths/oath, perform rituals, sacrifice and other strange acts? Why attend strange meetings on timely intervals where the restrict police/public interference, and keep their activities sacred. As for your opinion below, the day you open a thread and talk about Christians who belong to fraternities and cults, then I will also share my thoughts.

That is not how logic works ma’am.

I have a cultist friend who’s a Christian as well, it doesn’t mean all Christians are cultists.

Bishopkingsley:
How many times will I say that Google has two side to everything

And I told you that

Now an examples Google can says
Bible is not reliable

And on another subject it can say Bible is absolutely reliable

Pictorial example below

Now I have asked you a million times show me the other side of the two side of Google which state that your 300,000 years claim is true

And you have refused to back it up with evidence.... Which shows now that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a fake god

You just validated that google is not an authority. Thanks for that

If you want true information about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, read his gospel.

Thanks for proving me right

Bishopkingsley:
You are now making anew demands another demand after I have full filled the first one you demanded

This is not fair according to your own statement which you said we will be fair in this issue

Lol

My brother you can see your on the wrong side of things

Come clean apologize for lying about the flying spaghetti monster

I believe in the commandment of the flying spaghetti monster it state thou shall not lie

I have proven to you that google is not an authority and that the ultimate authority is the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

If google is authority then it means that it’s true that the Bible is not reliable.

Make your choice dude

Bishopkingsley:
Am only asking you to show me the correct part of your the flying spaghetti monster where it states 300,000 years old

Once you show me that part from Google I will know you are on a good foundation

I don't need to know the lies other people say about the flying spaghetti monster on Google just show me the truth aside of it age

Since you say it is 300,000 years old

You can apologize for lying against your god then I will understand

But if you continue to deflect then I will assume it is a fake god

You have to provide another source that google ratifies and not the Bible that is unreliable

Bishopkingsley:
Google has two side to everything you can search for the part where it says Bible reliable or should I show it to you

Now I want to see where the flying spaghetti monster is 300,000 years old

it means that I cannot trust what you posted about your God and energy since google has two sides to everything. If you think that is correct then this screenshot is also correct

Bishopkingsley:
I would not have disprove it if you did not lie

Your toy is based on lie when you said it not a new god

Google already proves that Bible is unreliable.

Bishopkingsley:
Now this below is what we call gentle man agreement why have you failed your part



You are the one that made the the agreement


This is what you said if you fail to keep your promise then your have killed your

Flying god theory

The Bible is unreliable. Googles says so.

Flying spaghetti monster is the ultimate truth until you disprove it

Bishopkingsley:
Read our agreement this guy you can see you have no prove from Google

Your reference is from the Bible. I do not accept it else I will give you from gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.

Google already said the Bible is not a reliable source of information

Bishopkingsley:
Philippians 2:13-23 MSG

13 That energy is God's energy, an energy deep within you, God himself willing and working at what will give him the most pleasure. 14 Do everything readily and cheerfully - no bickering, no second-guessing allowed! 15 Go out into the world uncorrupted, a breath of fresh air in this squalid and polluted society. Provide people with a glimpse of good living and of the living God. Carry the light-giving Message into the night 16 so I'll have good cause to be proud of you on the day that Christ returns.

Lol, seriously?
Can I Quote the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as well?

Join pastafarianism, it’s the best religious for people with common sense like yours.

The only religion with scientific evidence for any claim made. No wishy washy, no scams, no one will compel you to sow seeds etc

Try us and if you don’t find it nice after a month, you can go back to your old religion.

Bishopkingsley:
Am yet to see the article on Google to back up your claim

Lets do it this way for fairness.

Show me where google said Energy is god and I will show you where same google said Flying Spaghetti Monster is 300,000years.

We both made claims here

Bishopkingsley:
I told you gospel coalition wrote the article

Show me your articles on Google

Show me where google said Flying Spaghetti Monster is not 300,000years discovery

Bishopkingsley:
I told you not from Google but from gospel coalition

Mine is also not from Google.

The flying spaghetti monster was discovered 300,000years ago and he's the oldest God on earth.

Bishopkingsley:
Ok now show me where the flying spaghetti monster from Google it say 300,000 years old is was recorded

Since you know our own claim it the real Almighty God from the beginning of creation Google can show our own

So show me an article that supports your 300,000 years old claim

The flying spaghetti monster was discovered by the first humans, the first fossil record of humans we have dates back to 300,000years.

It's sound logic with scientific evidence

Bishopkingsley:
You blame Google for not acknowledging your lies

You can blame Google here as well

Bishopkingsley:
Gospel coalition said it not Google

Try to understand the difference

Same as, someone said flying spaghetti monster is a new religion. That doesn't make it true, if you think it's true then you have to accept that the Bible is a lie.

You get the similarities?

budaatum:
Which is the more reason to learn from the answers humans have created and handed down to you, because once those answers are understood, they can easily be adapted to solve current perplexing problems.

Exactly why you should understand the flying spaghetti monster to help solve salient society problems.

PastorM:
If you'd asked like someone who really wants to know, I'd answer you.

How does someone who really want to know ask questions?

Bishopkingsley:
So why did you decide to lie when the prove shows the flying spaghetti monster is a new god

Google also said Bible is a lie.

Does that make it true?

Bishopkingsley:
This is what we confirmed you gave us the prove the date which shows it is a new god

That's according to Google which also says earth is 100% flat.

The gospel of the flying spaghetti monster is the ultimate truth

Bishopkingsley:
What was your response when I asked you when the flying spaghetti monster was discovered

300,000 years ago

You

Bishopkingsley:
Why did you lie that the Flying Spaghetti Monster was discovered 300,000 years ago

I didn’t lie, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been discovered since the first human and the oldest human fossil dates back to 300,000 years, it means Flying Spaghetti Monster discovered 300,000years.

We work with scientific fact in our religion. We don’t deny science.

You can confirm this

This is a lesser god, the supreme God is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I have evidence that he created us in his own image.

Bishopkingsley:
You already lied that it 300,000 years while it just a new invention

Your foundation is based on lie

So this alone knocks off any other truth you have

How did I lie when you have not read the ultimate book, the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Bishopkingsley:
Google did not say that read the article a man without authority said that

Google is not an authority, the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster is ultimate authority

Bishopkingsley:
Lol world newest God that what Google calls it lol

Lol I can't stop laughing

Earth is flat too, Google said that

Bishopkingsley:
Google told you the old misinformation about the earth been flat

There is no place that I saw where it says that the earth was discovered to be flat

This does not translate to the information I need from you

Simply tell me where Google show that

The flying spaghetti monster came that number of years you point out failure to do this shows you are mocking yourself

Because i can show you where Google says Christians believe in the almighty God

Google here has validated that Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true god

Bishopkingsley:
Google told you the old misinformation about the earth been flat

There is no place that I saw where it says that the earth was discovered to be flat

This does not translate to the information I need from you

Simply tell me where Google show that

The flying spaghetti monster came that number of years you point out failure to do this shows you are mocking yourself

Because i can show you where Google says Christians believe in the almighty God

You trust google so much