Bishopkingsley: Well this shows that you have hit the nail on the head you don't have prove of the flying spaghetti monster
Any thing that is not on Google is imagination which holds no water
So you don't need to continue to mock yourself since you have no Google evidence
Earth is flat is on Google, does that make it right?
The flying spaghetti monster hides stuffs from scientist because he works in mysterious ways, the only way you can know about him is by reading the gospel. Have you read the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster?
Bishopkingsley: Use google to show me where this information is located
Screen shot it let me see and Google it myself
You do not need Google when you can get this information from the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. The gospel of the flying spaghetti monster is the ultimate, contains more information than Google
Bishopkingsley: When was the noodly God discovered and does it have it own Bible
He was discovered 300,000 years ago, he’s the oldest God ever found. Yes, you can read the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The best religious book ever with life insights and evidence.
Someone asked for evidence for the noodly lord, he showed himself in person. He doesn’t hide and doesn’t disappoint. He doesn’t need people to defend him, he can defend himself.
The Bible states that God can be both present to a person in a manifest manner (Psalm 46:1, Isaiah 57:15) as well as being present in every situation in all of creation at any given time (Psalm 33:13-14).
Most Relevant Verses
1 Kings 8:27 Verse Concepts “But will God indeed dwell on the earth? Behold, heaven and the highest heaven cannot contain You, how much less this house which I have built!
2 Chronicles 6:18 Verse Concepts “But will God indeed dwell with mankind on the earth? Behold, heaven and the highest heaven cannot contain You; how much less this house which I have built.
2 Chronicles 2:6 Verse Concepts But who is able to build a house for Him, for the heavens and the highest heavens cannot contain Him? So who am I, that I should build a house for Him, except to burn incense before Him?
Psalm 113:4-6 The Lord is high above all nations; His glory is above the heavens. Who is like the Lord our God, Who is enthroned on high, Who humbles Himself to behold The things that are in heaven and in the earth?
Psalm 139:7-12 Where can I go from Your Spirit? Or where can I flee from Your presence? If I ascend to heaven, You are there; If I make my bed in Sheol, behold, You are there. If I take the wings of the dawn, If I dwell in the remotest part of the sea, read more. Jeremiah 23:23-24 “Am I a God who is near,” declares the Lord, “And not a God far off? “Can a man hide himself in hiding places So I do not see him?” declares the Lord. “Do I not fill the heavens and the earth?” declares the Lord.
Numbers 14:21 Verse Concepts but indeed, as I live, all the earth will be filled with the glory of the Lord.
Deuteronomy 4:39 Verse Concepts Know therefore today, and take it to your heart, that the Lord, He is God in heaven above and on the earth below; there is no other.
Isaiah 6:3 Verse Concepts And one called out to another and said, “Holy, Holy, Holy, is the Lord of hosts, The whole earth is full of His glory.”
Isaiah 66:1 Verse Concepts Thus says the Lord, “Heaven is My throne and the earth is My footstool. Where then is a house you could build for Me? And where is a place that I may rest?
Amos 9:2-3 “Though they dig into Sheol, From there will My hand take them; And though they ascend to heaven, From there will I bring them down. “Though they hide on the summit of Carmel, I will search them out and take them from there; And though they conceal themselves from My sight on the floor of the sea, From there I will command the serpent and it will bite them.
Amos 9:2-3 “Though they dig into Sheol, From there will My hand take them; And though they ascend to heaven, From there will I bring them down. “Though they hide on the summit of Carmel, I will search them out and take them from there; And though they conceal themselves from My sight on the floor of the sea, From there I will command the serpent and it will bite them.
Proverbs 15:3 Verse Concepts The eyes of the Lord are in every place, Watching the evil and the good.
2 Chronicles 16:9 Verse Concepts For the eyes of the Lord move to and fro throughout the earth that He may strongly support those whose heart is completely His. You have acted foolishly in this. Indeed, from now on you will surely have wars.”
Zechariah 4:10 Verse Concepts For who has despised the day of small things? But these seven will be glad when they see the plumb line in the hand of Zerubbabel—these are the eyes of the Lord which range to and fro throughout the earth.”
Acts 17:27-28 that they would seek God, if perhaps they might grope for Him and find Him, though He is not far from each one of us; for in Him we live and move and exist, as even some of your own poets have said, ‘For we also are His children.’
Psalm 34:18 Verse Concepts The Lord is near to the brokenhearted And saves those who are crushed in spirit.
Isaiah 57:15 Verse Concepts For thus says the high and exalted One Who lives forever, whose name is Holy, “I dwell on a high and holy place, And also with the contrite and lowly of spirit In order to revive the spirit of the lowly And to revive the heart of the contrite.
Psalm 145:18 Verse Concepts The Lord is near to all who call upon Him, To all who call upon Him in truth.
Psalm 16:8 Verse Concepts I have set the Lord continually before me; Because He is at my right hand, I will not be shaken.
Isaiah 50:8 Verse Concepts He who vindicates Me is near; Who will contend with Me? Let us stand up to each other; Who has a case against Me? Let him draw near to Me.
Exodus 33:15-16 Then he said to Him, “If Your presence does not go with us, do not lead us up from here. For how then can it be known that I have found favor in Your sight, I and Your people? Is it not by Your going with us, so that we, I and Your people, may be distinguished from all the other people who are upon the face of the earth?”
Psalm 14:5 Verse Concepts There they are in great dread, For God is with the righteous generation.
Isaiah 43:2 Verse Concepts “When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; And through the rivers, they will not overflow you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be scorched, Nor will the flame burn you.
Zephaniah 3:17 Verse Concepts “The Lord your God is in your midst, A victorious warrior. He will exult over you with joy, He will be quiet in His love, He will rejoice over you with shouts of joy.
1 Corinthians 14:25 Verse Concepts the secrets of his heart are disclosed; and so he will fall on his face and worship God, declaring that God is certainly among you.
Joshua 1:9 Verse Concepts Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous! Do not tremble or be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.”
Genesis 28:15 Verse Concepts Behold, I am with you and will keep you wherever you go, and will bring you back to this land; for I will not leave you until I have done what I have promised you.”
Genesis 31:3 Verse Concepts Then the Lord said to Jacob, “Return to the land of your fathers and to your relatives, and I will be with you.”
Exodus 29:45 Verse Concepts I will dwell among the sons of Israel and will be their God.
Leviticus 26:12 Verse Concepts I will also walk among you and be your God, and you shall be My people.
Deuteronomy 20:1 Verse Concepts “When you go out to battle against your enemies and see horses and chariots and people more numerous than you, do not be afraid of them; for the Lord your God, who brought you up from the land of Egypt, is with you.
Deuteronomy 31:8 Verse Concepts The Lord is the one who goes ahead of you; He will be with you. He will not fail you or forsake you. Do not fear or be dismayed.”
Matthew 28:20 Verse Concepts teaching them to observe all that I commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.”
1 Corinthians 3:16 Verse Concepts Do you not know that you are a temple of God and that the Spirit of God dwells in you?
John 14:18 Verse Concepts “I will not leave you as orphans; I will come to you.
Ephesians 2:22 Verse Concepts in whom you also are being built together into a dwelling of God in the Spirit.
1 John 3:24 Verse Concepts The one who keeps His commandments abides in Him, and He in him. We know by this that He abides in us, by the Spirit whom He has given us.
Psalm 113:3 Verse Concepts From the rising of the sun to its setting The name of the Lord is to be praised.
Psalm 72:19 Verse Concepts And blessed be His glorious name forever; And may the whole earth be filled with His glory. Amen, and Amen.
Psalm 96:7-9 Ascribe to the Lord, O families of the peoples, Ascribe to the Lord glory and strength. Ascribe to the Lord the glory of His name; Bring an offering and come into His courts. Worship the Lord in holy attire; Tremble before Him, all the earth.
Malachi 1:11 Verse Concepts For from the rising of the sun even to its setting, My name will be great among the nations, and in every place incense is going to be offered to My name, and a grain offering that is pure; for My name will be great among the nations,” says the Lord of hosts.
Revelation 5:13 Verse Concepts And every created thing which is in heaven and on the earth and under the earth and on the sea, and all things in them, I heard saying,“To Him who sits on the throne, and to the Lamb, be blessing and honor and glory and dominion forever and ever.”
The flying spaghetti monster is the true God and any other God are smaller gods.
Yes, it’s written in the holy gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You are a fool if you say that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist. You have not seek him yet, you have to open your heart for him to enter. A lot of people who think Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist have not read the gospel, they are ignorant.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only true god, he also tolerated all other recent gods like Allah and Jesus.
We don’t discriminate, we don’t kill for his name, we don’t scam people of their money, we just want you to live your life.
Our hell is not as bad as others, you still got to drink some alcohol and have sex with ladies (though I advice you use condom). Our hell is very difficult to make, I doubt if anyone will ever make it.
Our pasta, who art in Colander, draining be your noodles. The noodles come, the sauce be yum, on top some grated Permesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawn. Lead us not into the low-carb diets, but deliver us some pizza. For thine is thy meatball, the noodles and sauce, forever and ever.
NaijaSatanist: Satan and his brother FSM, go hand in hand. Satan will not be angry with you if you worship FSM. But Satan will be very angry if you worship Jesus
Have you worshiped the noodly lord this morning, did you know that it wouldn’t be possible to be alive if not for the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Have you referenced his name today?
Remember that a fool says in his heart that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist. Our eye patch is a constant reminder that others don’t see the world the same way we do, Not yet, at least.
Retrace your steps back to light and hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster for his involvement in your life. He boiled for your sins and he’s turning everything around for your good with his noodly appendages.
Permesan be upon him. All glory, adoration and respect be unto the noodly lord. Thank you for preparing a bowl of noodles before me and restoring the meatballs. Ramen
TheWolfen: Nawa I wonder why they worry so much about unvaccinated people. You already vaccinated those that love their life and don't wanna die from your covid then why bother about those that don't wanna get vaccinated? Why don't leave them and let your covid shit kill them? ? ? No they won't because their agenda to to get all humans DNA altered by their covid vaccine.
jesusjnr2020: The covid-19 vaccine is certainly not the mark of the beast, however I believe it's more like a precursor, which would be used to prepare the ground and to test run some of the plans and ideas for it.
lol, sounds like you are intoxicated by bullshit from religion
That's why FSM is the only true God. He doesn't allow you disgrace yourself and your entire household all in the name of speaking in an unknown tongue.
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