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budaatum:
I have not come across any with the literary finesse worthy of consideration.

You got copy, please?

Yes I do.

Download the gospel from here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IgE91pfTlla6WF2J7Z1CtgAPul5_ThmE/view

Yes you are correct and that’s why you need to read the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the truth

truthCoder:
Tell us about your religion then

Tell us your creation story

Tell us why your religion is supreme

Our creator is the only treu God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Our religion is Supreme because it is backed by empirical evidence

Dangerousboy:
oh,the monster must be afraid of soda. Anyway, i wish you good luck in your pasta monster religion. The door of salvation is open to you

You should come join us, we don't criticize. We do not have strict rules that you must follow, we just want you to be a good person.
The more you read about us the more you're going to be persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true Creator and that FSMism just might be the Best. Religion. Ever.

Go ahead. Try us for thirty days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.

Dangerousboy:
and who told you God created cancer and natural disasters? Anyway tomorrow am going to eat your god with a chilled Coke.

The gospel of the flying spaghetti monster did.

Fill your belly with his holiness for he boiled in the colander for you. Take it with beer, it's a pastafarian ritual that works well.

siofra:
Welcome pastafari, all religions are welcomed here. But beware of the Christians, they believe their religion is one and only true religion, overall they are nice people.

While we respect all religious beliefs, we are very sure that there's no true God than the Holy Pasta. You cannot get to the pasta except through boiling and through boiling alone were you saved and redeemed from a hell of disease infested prostitutes.

Permesan be upon him, ramen

Dangerousboy:
how can people worship what they create?

We have empirical evidence that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world and everything in it.

The fact that we see so many creation flaws is evidence that he was drunk to stupor while doing it. Just imagine, what kind of right think God creates cancer cells and natural disaster? Only the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster gave answer to that.

truthCoder:
Lol

what's funny?

Dtruthspeaker:
Spaghetti without sauce no jell o. Egg Sauce or Stew should be attached.

And let's not forget about the mince meat and roast chicken!

Dtruthspeaker:
Spaghetti without sauce no jell o. Egg Sauce or Stew should be attached.

And let's not forget about the mince meat and roast chicken!

You are blessed by his noodly appendage.
He Boiled himself you can eat and full.

Try us for thirty days and if you don’t like us, your God will most likely take you back.

truthCoder:
What is your religion?

Pastafarianism

truthCoder:
the creation fable of the christian and islam religion is so messed up when subject to a logical analysis.

If the creator is all knowing and all perfect, why is it that his creations have to suffer from so much imperfections?

It is like Apple making iPhones with so many faults and blaming the phones for the faults. To make matters worse, apple keeps making phones with bad components for thousands of years, never for once correcting the flaw and still expecting the phones to correct themselves.

Have you tried the creation of my religion?
You may want to try it before taking your final decision to become an irreligous.

SSIPON:
Hello, I want to become a pastafarian

Also help preach the gospel, people have to know the truth.

SSIPON:
Hello, I want to become a pastafarian

You made the right choice. You know the truth and the truth is the pasta.

Pastafarianism is the world's fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. Pastafarians worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), an omnipotent deity. Outsiders call our church's members satirists, enemies call them heretics, and landlubbers call them dirty pirates, but one thing is certain about Pastafarians – they sure love beer! “A fool hath said in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster” Ravioli 1 vs 14


You don’t need much to serve the holy pasta, one and only true God. Know few things about him, allow him to touch your life with his noodly appendages, study his doctrines and always keep Friday holy by taking pasta and beer.
If you do all these, you will be admitted into heaven where we have factory of prostitutes and a large volcano of beer for you. Isn’t it the best Heaven? You guess is as good as mine.


Permesan be upon him, ramen

peggywebbs:
Here's what I will tell you. If you want to enjoy the best of life, nothing stops you. You can can live in that fancy mansion, drive the best cars, go around the world. But you see, don't interfere in people's beliefs. Its okay if you don't believe but mocking what you don't know is really dangerous.

A wise person knows not to dabble in things that don't concern them. However, just so you know, there are implications of mocking not only your creator but also spirits, you don't want to find out.

Like I said, enjoy what life has to offer, and leave people's beliefs alone.

how have I interfere with your belief?
How did I mock the creator?

Ayo081:
Well, let's see how far you'll go.

how do you mean sir?

He Boiled for our sins, eaten for our iniquities; by the teeth that pierced him, we become whole and by his sufferings we become well.

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.

Hismasterpiece:
Workch welldone. I know you are the one

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no Flying Spaghetti Monster..."

- Ravioli 14:1

The true creation is that Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe "after drinking heavily". The Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth, look around you and see diseases, earthquakes, tsunamis, typhoon and hurricane. All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test the faith of Pastafarians, scientists are lying because they do not understand that the spaghetti monster works in mysterious ways. When scientific measurements such as radiocarbon dating are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage.

Look below, this is evidence that the noodly lord created us in his own image, the central nervous system which is the core of a human mental process is in the image of the lord with noodly appendages.

What other evidence do you need?

LordReed:
Welcome o thou anointed in his holy sauce.

may the flying spaghetti monster bless you with his holy breadstick. Ramen

hopeforcharles:
Who is this again?

I'm here to bring people back to the light of truth.
For I have found the truth and it is made of pasta.

If you serve him deligently, the noodly lord will spread his noodly appendages and grant you serenity to accept things you cannot change, the courage to change things that you can and the noodle to know the difference.

Ramen

oaroloye:
SHALOM!




STOP THIS NONSENSE- WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHOICE AB0UT IT!

Mocking The Creator is no joking matter.

[color=silver].[/color] LEVITICUS 24:10-16.

10. And the son
of an Israelitish woman,
whose father was
an Egyptian,
went out among
the Children of Israel:
and this son of
the Israelitish woman
and a Man of Israel
strove together in the camp;
11. And the Israelitish
woman's son blasphemed
The Name of The LORD,
and cursed.
And they brought him
unto Moses:
[and his mother's name
was Shelomith,
the daughter of Dibri,
of the tribe of Dan:]
12. And they put him in ward,
that the Mind of The LORD
might be shewed them.
13. And The LORD Spake
unto Moses,
Saying,

14. "Bring forth him
that hath cursed
without the camp;
and let all that heard him
lay their hands upon his head,
and let all the Congregation
stone him.
15. "And thou shalt speak
unto the Children of Israel,
saying,

'WHOSOEVER CURSETH
HIS GOD
SHALL BEAR HIS SIN.'

16. "And he that blasphemeth
The Name of The LORD,
he shall surely be
put to Death,
and all the Congregation
shall certainly stone him:
as well the Stranger
as he that is Born in the land,
when he blasphemeth
The Name of The LORD,
shall be put to Death."

[color=silver].[/color] MATTHEW 12:22-45.

22. Then was brought unto him
one possessed with a Devil,
blind, and dumb:
and he healed him,
insomuch that
the Blind and Dumb
both spake and saw.
23. And all the people were amazed,
and said,

"IS NOT THIS
THE SON OF DAVID?"

24. But when
the Pharisees heard it,
they said,

"This fellow doth not
cast out Devils,
but by Beelzebub
the Prince of the Devils."

25. And Jesus
knew their thoughts,
and Said unto them,

"Every kingdom
divided against itself
is brought to desolation;
and every city or house
divided against itself
shall not stand:
26. "And if Satan cast out Satan,
he is divided against himself;
how shall then his Kingdom stand?
27. "And if I by Beelzebub
cast out Devils,
by whom do your children
cast them out?
Therefore they shall be your judges.
28. "But if I cast out Devils
by The Spirit of God,
then The Kingdom of God
is come unto you.
29. "Or else how can one
enter into a Strong Man's House,
and spoil his goods,
except he first
bind the Strong Man?
And then he will spoil his House.
30. "He that is not with me
is against me;
and he that
gathereth not with me
scattereth abroad.
31. "Wherefore I Say unto you,

'ALL MANNER
OF SIN AND BLASPHEMY
SHALL BE FORGIVEN
UNTO MEN:
BUT THE BLASPHEMY
AGAINST THE HOLY GHOST
SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN
UNTO MEN.'

32. "And whosoever speaketh
a Word against
The Son of Man,
it shall be forgiven him:
but whosoever speaketh
against The Holy Ghost,
it shall not be forgiven him,
neither in this World,
neither in the World to come.
33. "Either make the tree good,
and his fruit good;
or else make the tree corrupt,
and his fruit corrupt:
for the tree is known
by his fruit.
34. "O Generation of Vipers,
how can ye, being Evil,
speak Good Things?
For out of the Abundance
of the heart
the mouth speaketh.
35. "A Good Man
out of the Good Treasure
of the heart
bringeth forth Good Things:
and an Evil Man
out of the Evil Treasure
bringeth forth Evil Things.
36.But I Say unto you,

'THAT EVERY IDLE WORD
THAT MEN SHALL SPEAK,
THEY SHALL GIVE
ACCOUNT THEREOF
IN THE DAY OF JUDGMENT.'

37. "For by thy Words
thou shalt be Justified,
and by thy Words thou shalt be Condemned."
38. Then certain of the scribes
and of the Pharisees answered,
saying,

"Master,
we would see
a Sign from thee."

39. But he Answered
and Said unto them,

"An Evil and
Adulterous Generation
seeketh after a Sign;
and there shall no Sign
be given to it,
but The Sign of
the Prophet Jonas:
40. "For as Jonas was
three days and three nights
in the whale's belly;
so shall the Son of Man
be three days
and three nights
in the heart of the Earth.

41. "The men of Nineveh
shall rise in Judgment with this Generation,
and shall Condemn It:
because they repented
at the Preaching of Jonas;
and, behold,
a Greater than Jonas is here.
42. "The Queen of the South
shall rise up in the Judgment
with this Generation,
and shall Condemn It:
for she came from
The Uttermost Parts of the Earth
to hear The Wisdom of Solomon;
and, behold,
a Greater than Solomon is here.
43. "When the unclean spirit
is gone out of a man,
he walketh through dry places,
seeking rest,
and findeth none.
44. "Then he saith,

'I WILL RETURN INTO MY HOUSE
FROM WHENCE I CAME OUT;'

and when he is come,
he findeth it empty,
swept, and garnished.
45. "Then goeth he,
and taketh with himself
seven other spirits
more wicked than himself,
and they enter in and dwell there:
and the last state of that man
is worse than the first.
Even so shall it be also
unto this Wicked Generation."

THE RELIGION OF THE BIBLE IS NOT A HUMAN INVENTION.



YAHWEH GOD IS THE ONLY GOD WHO NOT ONLY OFFERS EVERLASTING LIFE, BUT COMMANDS HIS WORSHIPPERS TO ACHIEVE IT.

[color=silver].[/color] JOHN 3:1-21.

THERE was a man of the Pharisees,
named Nicodemus,
a Ruler of the Jews:
2. The same came to Jesus
by night,
and said unto him,
"Rabbi, we know
that thou art a Teacher
come from God:
for no man can do
these Miracles
that thou doest,
except God be with him."

3. Jesus Answered
and Said unto him,

"Verily, verily,
I Say unto thee,

'EXCEPT A MAN
BE BORN AGAIN,
HE CANNOT SEE
THE KINGDOM OF GOD.'

4. Nicodemus saith unto him,

"How can a man be born
when he is old?
Can he enter the second time
into his mother's womb,
and be born?"

5. Jesus Answered,

"Verily, verily,
I Say unto thee,

'EXCEPT A MAN BE BORN
OF WATER AND OF THE SPIRIT,
HE CAN NOT ENTER INTO
THE KINGDOM OF GOD.'

6. "That which is Born
of the Flesh
is flesh;
and that which is Born
of The Spirit
is spirit.
7. "Marvel not
that I Said unto thee,

'YE MUST BE
BORN AGAIN.'

8. "The wind bloweth
where it listeth,
and thou hearest
the sound thereof,
but canst not tell
whence it cometh,
and whither it goeth:
so is every one
that is Born of The Spirit."

9. Nicodemus answered
and said unto him,

"How can these things be?"

10. Jesus Answered
and Said
unto him,

"Art thou a Master of Israel,
and knowest not
these things?
11. "Verily, verily,
I Say unto thee,

'WE SPEAK
THAT WE DO KNOW,
AND TESTIFY
THAT WE HAVE SEEN;
AND YE RECEIVE NOT
OUR WITNESS.'

12. "If I have told you
Earthly Things,
and ye believe not,
how shall ye believe,
if I tell you
of Heavenly Things?
13. "And no man
hath ascended up to Heaven,
but he that came down
from Heaven,
even The Son of Man
which is in Heaven.
14. "And as Moses lifted up
the Serpent in the Wilderness,
even so must The Son of Man
be lifted up:
15. "That whosoever
believeth in him
should not perish,
but have Eternal Life.
16. "For God so loved
the World,
that He gave
His only Begotten Son,
that whosoever
believeth in him
should not Perish,
but have Everlasting Life.
17. "For God sent not His Son
into the World
to Condemn the World;
but that the World through him
might be Saved.
18. "He that believeth in him
is not Condemned:
but he that believeth not
is Condemned Already,
because he hath not
believed in
The Name of The Only
Begotten Son of God.
19. "And this is The Condemnation,

'THAT LIGHT IS COME
INTO THE WORLD,
AND MEN LOVED DARKNESS
RATHER THAN LIGHT,
BECAUSE THEIR DEEDS
WERE EVIL.'

20. "For every one
that doeth Evil
hateth The Light,
neither cometh
to The Light,
lest his deeds
should be reproved.
21. "But he that doeth Truth
cometh to The Light,
that his deeds
may be manifest,
that they are
wrought in God."

"BORN AGAIN" IN NORTHERN ARAMAIC MEANS: "TO CHANGE ONE'S THOUGHTS AND HABITS." NICODEMUS SPOKE SOUTHERN ARAMAIC, AND HENCE DID NOT UNDERSTAND JESUS. [Footnote to JOHN 3:3,5 in the Lamsa Peshitta Bible.]

THE BORN AGAIN EXPERIENCE CURRENTLY TAUGHT BY THE EVANGELICAL AND PENTECOSTAL CHURCHES IS BULLSHIT!

In those Oyinbo-misguided Churches, Immoral and Amoral people become Moral: that is RUBBISH- MORALITY is not RIGHTEOUSNESS.

[color=silver].[/color] GENESIS 1:26-28.

26. And God Said,

"Let us make Man in Our Image,
after Our Likeness:
and let them have Dominion
over the Fish of the Sea,
and over the Fowl of the Air,
and over the Cattle,
and over all the Earth,
and over every creeping thing
that creepeth upon the Earth."

27. So God created Man
in His Own Image,
in The Image of God created He him;
male and female created He them.
28. And God Blessed them,
and God Said unto them,

"Be fruitful, and multiply,
and replenish the Earth,
and subdue It:
and have Dominion
over the Fish of the Sea,
and over the Fowl of the Air,
and over every Living Thing
that moveth upon the Earth."

YAHWEH GOD CREATED MAN FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF HAVING DOMINION OVER ALL OF THE EARTH AND ALL OF ITS CREATURES.



THERE ARE EIGHT REALMS- SEVEN HEAVENS, AND THE EARTH UNIVERSE.

They exist on successively higher levels of Spiritual Energy. The Earth Universe being the least Spiritually-Energetic, and the Seventh Heaven, of the highest Spiritually-Energy.



DO NOT TRUST THE OYINBO ATHEISTS NOR THEOLOGIANS- NONE OF THEM KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.

To be BORN AGAIN, we must be able to TOTALLY-RECALL our entire lifetimes, all the way to before our BIRTHS- revising all the errors we have incurred.

[See: DIANETICS: The Modern Science of Mental Health, by L. Ron Hubbard (1950).]

[color=silver].[/color] JOB 28:28.

28. "And unto Man He Said,

'BEHOLD,
THE FEAR OF THE LORD,
THAT IS WISDOM;
AND TO DEPART FROM EVIL,
IS UNDERSTANDING.' "

[color=silver].[/color] JOB 39:13-18.

13. "Gavest thou the goodly wings
unto the peacocks?
or wings and feathers
unto the ostrich?
14. "Which leaveth
her eggs in the earth,
and warmeth them in dust,
15. "And forgetteth
that the foot may crush them,
or that the wild beast
may break them.
16. "She is hardened
against her young ones,
as though they were not her's:
her labour is in vain without fear;
17. "Because God hath
deprived her of Wisdom,
neither hath He
imparted to her Understanding.
18." What time she
lifteth up herself on high,
she scorneth
the horse and his rider."

[color=silver].[/color] PSALM 111:10.

10. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Wisdom:
a Good Understanding
have all they
that do His Commandments:
His Praise endureth for ever.

[color=silver].[/color] PROVERBS 1:7.

7. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Knowledge:
but Fools despise
Wisdom and Instruction.

[color=silver].[/color] PROVERBS 9:10.

10. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Wisdom:
and The Knowledge of
The Holy is Understanding.

[color=silver].[/color]   ISAIAH 55:6-11.

6. Seek ye The LORD,
while He may be found,
call ye upon Him
while He is near.
7. Let the Wicked
forsake his Way,
and the Unrighteous Man
his Thoughts:
and let him return
unto The LORD,
and He will have Mercy
upon him;
and to our God,
for He will abundantly pardon.

8. "FOR MY THOUGHTS
(ARE) NOT YOUR THOUGHTS,
NEITHER ARE YOUR WAYS
MY WAYS," saith The LORD.
9. "FOR (AS) THE HEAVENS
ARE HIGHER
THAN THE EARTH,
SO ARE MY WAYS
HIGHER THAN YOUR WAYS,
AND MY THOUGHTS
THAN YOUR THOUGHTS.'

10. "For as the rain
cometh down,
and the snow from Heaven,
and returneth not thither,
but watereth the earth,
and maketh it bring forth
and bud,
that it may give seed
to the Sower,
and bread to the Eater:
11. "So shall My Word be
that goeth forth
out of My Mouth:
It shall not
return unto Me void,
but It shall accomplish
that which I please,
and It shall prosper
(in the thing)
whereto I sent It."

[color=silver].[/color] 2^nd CHRONICLES 16:9.

9. "For The Eyes of The LORD
run to and fro throughout
the whole Earth,
to show Himself strong
on behalf of those
whose heart
is perfect toward Him.
Herein thou hast done foolishly:
therefore from henceforth
thou shalt have wars.”

[color=silver].[/color] AMOS 3:3.

3. Can two walk together,
except they be agreed?"

[color=silver].[/color] ZECHARIAH 4:10.

10. For who hath despised
The Day of Small Things?
For they shall rejoice,
and shall see the plummet
in the hand of Zerubbabel
with those seven;
they are The Eyes of The LORD,
Which run to and fro
through the whole Earth.

ONE MUST ATTAIN THE 40^th LEVEL OF AWARENESS EIGHT TIMES- ON THE EARTHLY AND SEVEN HEAVENLY LEVELS.

Only then is one the complete being God created us to be.

No invented Religion can do that.

There is only one Way to The One True God.

Those who do not remember the pasta are condemned to reheat it.


Suggestion 13, in the holy gospel of the flying spaghetti monster:
Thou shall be amused rather angered by the words and deeds of idiots, for I am thy noodly lord and I have created idiots solely for entertainment purposes, mine first and thine likewise.


We know people will deny the noodly lord, the prophecy is in the gospel.
Permesan be upon him, ramen

Dangerousboy:
this is so funny.omg what a great sense of humour am laughing so hard. Spargetti monster

You think it's funny?

Hello guys, I am new on the page. I'm a pastafarian.
Who's a pastafarian? A pastafarian is someone that believes only in the one and only true God, the Flyinng Spaghetti Monster.

We have been living in darkness and chaos until the holy monster decided to boil for our sins in 2005. Today, we are saved and we can say for sure that he has been stretching forth his noodly appendages to blessing us with pasta and meatballs ever since.

He's an interesting creator that you will find so fascinating to serve. Drop your inquiries and let's talk about the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.

Permesan be upon him, r'amen.