₦airaland Forum

With their archaic 'shakaboola'.
This ones can still be rehabilitated back to the society. Drug rehab, skill acquisition, job placement (all these stuff these scammers talk big about when they're campaigning) but you and I know that won't happen. After settling IPO these dude is out doing is number one thing in selling drugs, purchase of stolen goods and taxing yahoo boys.

Number 1 na wa for you o.

blowjohn:
She did a video where she said one bono bread or so have taken her to court. That they have suffered 50 million naira loss since she made the video. She debunked their allegations by saying she didn't mention any brand name

Brilliant strategy. And who was her lawyer again? VDM?
"My Dog can whistle", "My fight with Tinubu and how I won", who cares? The ones who care the most are people that statistics favor. If you don't get it by now, you won't.

Which kind big lamba be that for this peaceful Friday evening. Haba!
Malēh be content creatING.

Testimony time...

E pass like that joor.
Every corner for Lagos na Loud and Colos. Scottish/Ghana/Kush. Who would believe I've never smoked before. Jamaica no do reach us. 'Baba Ijebu' too.

By the time you're ready to marry, those THINGS would have been depleted by visitors that can't stay.
Same pit. A lot of social spinsters have fallen into that same pit. Eventually you will age and learn to respect your origin (our beliefs and culture)... even in the UK.
But these one way the blogger package na Ashawo mixtape.. mixvideo, videomix (sha)

Which kind big lie be this for this beautiful Saturday morning

Which kind big lie be this for this beautiful Saturday morning.

It's not the position of a Pastor that is a bad thing really but you know, the Wolf just has to disguise as a Sheep for it's ulterior motives. As for the Sheep.. they're just Sheep (sheepish).
The saying is anything worth doing is worth doing well. If you want to be a Christian, be acquainted with the guidelines of the Holy book, if you Church is an institutionalized organization or your Pastor smokes/sells Igbo you will know you're part of the scammed statistics.
Sign of the times

I was 32, she was 28. Best years of my life.
Post Grad.
Cupid does have a sense of humour.

What on earth is good about this Friday is what Nigerians should ask theirselves if they are in Nigeria.
See what has become of festive periods, It's so depressing.

Ifexibe:
Try true detective (series), fight club, Gone girl, Mr.Robot(series) or just anything directed by david fincher.

Good taste b.

Ifexibe:
Lol, all these one na long story. Blackberry and nokia were made obsolete cause they couldn't be used to monitor the world. Just remove the battery everything becomes dead, unlike android and mordern smartphones. Yes, your device is recording you while think it's off. Anyway sha.

I loved that movie (was it 'War of the World'?) Nobody's watching you xcept you're planning on bombing a major country, assasinate an high value target or hack into some country's defense system you're just okay. In the least watch out for Phishers.
If your phone no dey off finish, carry am go Ikeja village.
You're open to help suggest the movie wey I wan watch after dinner.

Like who really does care about those living fossils.
When they run out of funds to run their non-existent talents they resort to anything that will generate attention.
Abegi.

All these people still stoop down low enough to fight this their mud fights again.
I would think at Funke's aspiration to contest (re-contest) has gotten into her head. There's a real 'JENNIFA' hiding somewhere in that woman. They ALL lack decorum.
Yẹyẹ covered in makeup.

As far as I'm concerned, you are a fraudster if you don't have an office.
You bolted away.
That Jesus DP doesn't cover the fact you're a fraudster.

Chat me on 08156778158. I have an interested buyer.

Garage boys sha. But this one don get more than enough money, wetin e dey find again. Garage Dictatorship.,, naija!

mukthar2000:
I don't pray to relocate back to that Lagos anymore despite that is was born I Lagos, don't think I can withstand lagos stress anymore.preferably state that is closer to Lagos like Ogun or ibadan, to enable me trip just some o my hours into Lagos do my business and still returned back to my calm location.


Eko ooo ni bajeee inshAlllahhh
Team Lagos oo ni bajeee
God bless jagaban
God bless baba fash
God bless ambo
God bless sowo eko
God bless Nigeria.

This post is a fallacy. It must be the hand work of an housing agent.

Wooh, Afro freaking man. I remember this OG. Sounded like my homie Nate Dogg.
Let the system leave the guy alone to get high in peace. I remember putting this song on replay for a quarter of a day at Akoka that year.

As usual.
FORGET!
Is the trouble even worth it? Naija girl are like flies to feaces when it comes to incoming persons from abroad.
Uncle go just chop out of your precious cake without you knowing it. If you get to get suspicious, then you're dubbed 'overreactive/insecure'.
The man sabi how to fish. Leave the pond for him o.

Still na born wuruwuru

anythingoes23:
This your response ehn!!

"in a direction Nigeria has never been before" indeed.

Your dad is driving without a Driver's license.
Driving on the wrong side of the road.
Does not understand the vehicle gears.
Is making so much distraction that has been causing road accidents.
The passengers are just about all dead and the vehicle sef wan speak out in frustration.
Your dad put you in a chopper while he's maiming the citizenry playing godfather.
Best illustration. If my country was the vehicle and your dad the driver. Then where the 'F' is Road Safety officials. You've done enough. Yet you applaud yourself.
Wicked people.

idonhammer:
The cult symbol is on the gate and the fence

.. to psychologically trim them to size. Forget. Look the woman talking. Na wahala pesin. Maybe na dem write those things sef.

You may need to fight the enemy himself. And that is yourself.
I wander how an human like you go swear that kine swear, you wey no get spiritual back up kukuma use social media start dey fight coded mud fight.
Why are you still in the house? (dem no get jazz or Church where you from?).

Naija people be using social media like AK47.
Can you imagine?
Landlord wey get power to capture (wetin you na call am again) and e no physically rob you.
I pity the husband of this particular woman (fire)

Na wa.

Omoboricash:
I had similar experience at Conoil Jumofak bus stop IKORODU.

Thanks. Make I carry my lawyer chick go worry dem small. I dey move from Lowa. What more, my glasses are state of the art smart.

Klington:
Your lord and saviour introduced it to them.
Forged certificate.
Forged age.
Forged school attended.
Forged election results.
Forged inflation figures.
Forged everything.

You sound very tribally biased. I sense your frustration o. But take am easy. Tribal sentiment is dangerous (not only to your mental well being) but most atimes it passes unto your children, before you know it (your children's children). It can make you lose out on so so much (all because of prejudice). All those allegations and you don't have an atom of fact to substantiate your glorified rumour.
Sorry sir.

Crayon koh,
Paper cardboard nii.
Yẹyẹ dey smell. You for at least use the money wey you see getba University degree. Make tomorrow for dey safe.

Wickedfact:
You can say some people line up for food but you're crying that I reciprocated your distasteful comment.

Was Fayose not personally throwing rice and native fowl for Ekiti people?
Answer us.

I know you type. I'm not Ekiti. Oga go find better thing to do than finding trouble on Nairaland. Poverty is not entirely caused by the government you know. Shoo! Go!

Wickedfact:
Which people no dey hungry?
Ekiti people wey Fayose dey throw rice for like fowl

My initial piont remain valid. I'm not speaking about hunger in the land but on the cruelty your politicians have metted out on the country as a whole. Please it's derogatory to compare people of Ekiti with fowls. You don't cut your nose to spite your face. You can only be a Nigerian and nothing else (except you believe that ideological utopia). I've seen quite much and met the best of companionship in the least expected places. I can never be biased.