₦airaland Forum

Ifexibe:
Lol, all these one na long story. Blackberry and nokia were made obsolete cause they couldn't be used to monitor the world. Just remove the battery everything becomes dead, unlike android and mordern smartphones. Yes, your device is recording you while think it's off. Anyway sha.

I loved that movie (was it 'War of the World'?) Nobody's watching you xcept you're planning on bombing a major country, assasinate an high value target or hack into some country's defense system you're just okay. In the least watch out for Phishers.
If your phone no dey off finish, carry am go Ikeja village.
You're open to help suggest the movie wey I wan watch after dinner.

Like who really does care about those living fossils.
When they run out of funds to run their non-existent talents they resort to anything that will generate attention.
Abegi.

All these people still stoop down low enough to fight this their mud fights again.
I would think at Funke's aspiration to contest (re-contest) has gotten into her head. There's a real 'JENNIFA' hiding somewhere in that woman. They ALL lack decorum.
Yẹyẹ covered in makeup.

As far as I'm concerned, you are a fraudster if you don't have an office.
You bolted away.
That Jesus DP doesn't cover the fact you're a fraudster.

Chat me on 08156778158. I have an interested buyer.

Garage boys sha. But this one don get more than enough money, wetin e dey find again. Garage Dictatorship.,, naija!

mukthar2000:
I don't pray to relocate back to that Lagos anymore despite that is was born I Lagos, don't think I can withstand lagos stress anymore.preferably state that is closer to Lagos like Ogun or ibadan, to enable me trip just some o my hours into Lagos do my business and still returned back to my calm location.


Eko ooo ni bajeee inshAlllahhh
Team Lagos oo ni bajeee
God bless jagaban
God bless baba fash
God bless ambo
God bless sowo eko
God bless Nigeria.

This post is a fallacy. It must be the hand work of an housing agent.

Wooh, Afro freaking man. I remember this OG. Sounded like my homie Nate Dogg.
Let the system leave the guy alone to get high in peace. I remember putting this song on replay for a quarter of a day at Akoka that year.

As usual.
FORGET!
Is the trouble even worth it? Naija girl are like flies to feaces when it comes to incoming persons from abroad.
Uncle go just chop out of your precious cake without you knowing it. If you get to get suspicious, then you're dubbed 'overreactive/insecure'.
The man sabi how to fish. Leave the pond for him o.

Still na born wuruwuru

anythingoes23:
This your response ehn!!

"in a direction Nigeria has never been before" indeed.

Your dad is driving without a Driver's license.
Driving on the wrong side of the road.
Does not understand the vehicle gears.
Is making so much distraction that has been causing road accidents.
The passengers are just about all dead and the vehicle sef wan speak out in frustration.
Your dad put you in a chopper while he's maiming the citizenry playing godfather.
Best illustration. If my country was the vehicle and your dad the driver. Then where the 'F' is Road Safety officials. You've done enough. Yet you applaud yourself.
Wicked people.

idonhammer:
The cult symbol is on the gate and the fence

.. to psychologically trim them to size. Forget. Look the woman talking. Na wahala pesin. Maybe na dem write those things sef.

You may need to fight the enemy himself. And that is yourself.
I wander how an human like you go swear that kine swear, you wey no get spiritual back up kukuma use social media start dey fight coded mud fight.
Why are you still in the house? (dem no get jazz or Church where you from?).

Naija people be using social media like AK47.
Can you imagine?
Landlord wey get power to capture (wetin you na call am again) and e no physically rob you.
I pity the husband of this particular woman (fire)

Na wa.

Omoboricash:
I had similar experience at Conoil Jumofak bus stop IKORODU.

Thanks. Make I carry my lawyer chick go worry dem small. I dey move from Lowa. What more, my glasses are state of the art smart.

Klington:
Your lord and saviour introduced it to them.
Forged certificate.
Forged age.
Forged school attended.
Forged election results.
Forged inflation figures.
Forged everything.

You sound very tribally biased. I sense your frustration o. But take am easy. Tribal sentiment is dangerous (not only to your mental well being) but most atimes it passes unto your children, before you know it (your children's children). It can make you lose out on so so much (all because of prejudice). All those allegations and you don't have an atom of fact to substantiate your glorified rumour.
Sorry sir.

Crayon koh,
Paper cardboard nii.
Yẹyẹ dey smell. You for at least use the money wey you see getba University degree. Make tomorrow for dey safe.

Wickedfact:
You can say some people line up for food but you're crying that I reciprocated your distasteful comment.

Was Fayose not personally throwing rice and native fowl for Ekiti people?
Answer us.

I know you type. I'm not Ekiti. Oga go find better thing to do than finding trouble on Nairaland. Poverty is not entirely caused by the government you know. Shoo! Go!

Wickedfact:
Which people no dey hungry?
Ekiti people wey Fayose dey throw rice for like fowl

My initial piont remain valid. I'm not speaking about hunger in the land but on the cruelty your politicians have metted out on the country as a whole. Please it's derogatory to compare people of Ekiti with fowls. You don't cut your nose to spite your face. You can only be a Nigerian and nothing else (except you believe that ideological utopia). I've seen quite much and met the best of companionship in the least expected places. I can never be biased.

Same wine different bottles. How far these 2 mega parties have improved the lives of the common man (in Ekiti) is what I don't understand.
Abegi. Make una solve una problems without us knowing or seeing una mud fights.
Ekiti people can never be hungry (they are resilient farmers), na Lagos people dey line up for rice.
The day of reckoning is coming. If you know you know.

Horrible illiterates. So useless, except you have your change in ₦200 denonitions (with a thousand naira you have 5 of them in your pocket)

WriteerNg:
US overhyped air defense systems were rendered useless by cheap Iranian drones worth less than $1500.

All US radar networks and bases in the Middle East have been obliterated by Iran.

If the US cannot protect her highest paying clients in the Middle East, do you think they can protect you poor African with nothing to offer?

You have a very limited knowledge about missiles and missile defense systems. Is the US defending any African country? (probably against theirselves I assume).

Bullet dey find hin head (Sowore). Little does he know martyrdom is not a Nigerian ideology, here they are seen as fools.

Who (name one person) wey don collect the grant. Grant wey condition full am like say na World Bank grant.
He get as news like this dey shorten the lifespan of some people's shoes.
Oga help your Church/village people and forget all this audio help wey be like say na Politician wey wan contest.
Abegi.

Which kind lie be that one.

This Sanwo is a chip off the old block, guyman sabi the politics die.
This dude just turned the odds in favor of his party.
That's one lady's opinion over millions of people wey Sun go beat tire today. this guy no fit enter bus with for ever Lagosian for this publicity stunt. Abi the situation fit to improve. Audio progress.

No permanent friend, just permanent interest. Looting. Nigerian politicians are always applauding theirselves. The pay billions to maintain their political image while millions of their clansmen starve until they are needed to get reelected.
Did I stutter.

Where enjoyment dey permanent without intermission?
No be to quick die be that?
There's no blue sky without shades of grey.

Make CIA kon recruit counter attack from Naija na. Our 'Bombers' are one of a kind. We for show dem o. Why CIA no dey wan near 'Yahoo' boys. Abi our bullets dey travel two directions.

ARISHEM:
Esau the hand is against everybody.

Multiple KOs for the Esau and his goons. That one name sef na Esau.

Saddam Hussein. Na so him promise "mother of all battles"... no be so?
Fuel go start to finish for their missiles now, na Mossad go finish you (even News no go hear) codedly.