₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,291 members, 8,511,093 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 October 2026 at 07:21 PM

Toggle theme

Pastoshizzy's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Pastoshizzy's Profile › Pastoshizzy's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 48 pages)

Phones › Re: 9 Mobile Currently Roaming On MTN Network by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:28am On Jul 17, 2025
Na lie.
Covertly for what reason, to diminish their (already) diminished customers. For some obvious reasons any blogger that puts 9mobile as headline is sure to generate traffic.

Phones › Re: 9 Mobile Currently Roaming On MTN Network by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:05pm On Jul 16, 2025
Dem no roll reach my area o.
9mobile is accursed.
First, the name needs to be changed.
Travel › Re: "Blown Out @ 17000 Feet" - The Incredible Survival Story Of Capt Lancaster. by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:50am On Jun 27, 2025
Reference:
Those are most likely illustrations that the press give to stimulate those lacking imagination.
Sharp man.
Beats me too.
Oyinbo lamba.
Drones we're not invented then.
Travel › Re: "Blown Out @ 17000 Feet" - The Incredible Survival Story Of Capt Lancaster. by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:48am On Jun 27, 2025
Dem dey that side too.

That association we know so well in Naija
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Female Student Found Dead In Manhole After Visiting Boyfriend (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:08pm On Jun 24, 2025
Ladies...know your worth.
First y'all want the cheese, but it comes with a price. The life of a rat.
The use you dump you. Now they use you.. your body part and you die a death of shame, for what?

Christianity Etc › Re: First Fruit Offering Can Wash Away Your Sins - Prophet Jeremiah Omoto by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:33pm On Jun 24, 2025
First fruit koh
First food nii
Oga Ade..where first fruit dey for Bible?
Ole.

Crime › Police Anti Cult Related Emergency Needed ASAP. A Lot Going On Here. by Pastoshizzy(op): 4:47pm On Jun 23, 2025
In recent times, our community has witnessed escalating cases of cult violence, including killings, threats, blackmail, and harassment. Many residents live in fear, and victims often hesitate to report incidents due to concerns about anonymity, retaliation, or lack of accessible channels. A confidential and well-advertised hotline would encourage timely reporting, enable swift police intervention, and ultimately curb these crimes.

We kindly urge the Police Force to:
1. Create a 24/7 emergency line exclusively for cult-related reports.

2. Publicize the number via posters, social media, and community announcements.

3. Assure callers of strict confidentiality and protection.

The safety of Ikorodu residents is paramount, and your prompt action will go a long way in restoring peace.

I just can't put my life and my family's at risk. But with this prompt, the police should do the needful. The community is ready to support (anonymously).

Crime › Re: Two Persons, Including Nigerian National, Held For Drug Peddling In India by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:13pm On Jun 19, 2025
Na reputation. We have that bad reputation to protect.
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman, Husband Escape Unhurt As Mango Tree Falls On Tricycle In Ebonyi by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:41pm On Jun 19, 2025
Aye akamara.
Anyway sha. Jesus is my savior and this here is his goodness and mercy at work. Na when mango season comot wey tree they fall like say na craping wey dem give am?
Oga, na Jesus sure pass.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Can't Marry Any Man Who Isn't Serving In The Church Or Don't Tithe- Oleju Kate by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:33pm On Jun 19, 2025
Na lie joor.
This girl kan lie for Africa (collect life time award). Na fetish?
On top your imaginative prescription of how you want people to see you (your faked character) many brothers dey pay the tithe and dey reach church earliest but even satan know say dem be him paddy.
You for put advert for Punch Newspaper.
Desperate born against.

Health › Re: World Sickle Cell Awareness Day 2025 by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:30pm On Jun 19, 2025
MufasaLion:
No, it's not. Stop making excuses for people. Almost everyday, you'll see people posting and asking for advice on whether to proceed with their wedding because both are AS. People know what they're doing.

And to shock you, it's even the educated ones that usually go ahead to do such things. They feel they have money to take care of the kids or they can pray to cure it, etc. People are aware but don't just care. More reason I don't pity many of them.
There other reasons people (even the very educated ones find theirslves in such a situation.
MummyWealth14:
Have some empathy, some laboratories do offer false test results
The woman is not far off point. The vials like I explained are very volatile to heat and without a special freezer that preserves them at a certain temperature the results are altered. If you go just any how lab to do genotype (wey generator no ON) na saara money you pay.
Test results na lotto for Naija, go beta lab and if you don enter am there's bone marrow transplant out there (get the child rid of all that pain).
Health › Re: World Sickle Cell Awareness Day 2025 by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:19pm On Jun 19, 2025
muyico:
what they can avoid with 1k genotype test,Dan spending millions to save life of d innocent child
Yes, you're correct. But life happens (atimes) not the way we expect it. True again..you should take precautionary measures towards such a sensitive issue but how much do you know about this 1k labs and their default AA genotype result (in truth the test vials are meant to be preserved in a certain temperature) but a 1k lab with the generator out of fuel will definitely cause confusion in the least expected ways. Most people in that situation married each other assuming they know their genotype until when they have offsprings.

I'm speaking from experience.
Health › Re: World Sickle Cell Awareness Day 2025 by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:54am On Jun 19, 2025
muyico:
Ehyah
Parent mistake day! ................. ............
Very cruel thing to say.
You could have just shush!
Politics › Re: NGF, FG Move To Tackle Food Crisis by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:07am On Jun 19, 2025
Na lie joor.
This government can lie for Africa.

Phones › Re: Brand New Phone Battery Draining by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:53pm On Jun 14, 2025
Redmi... seriously over rated.
Wetin Itel/Tecno do you?
Na so Nigerians been buying brand names since blackberry.
Na Samsung users I pity pass, dem go dey die when the screen of their phone crack.
Too much gra gra everywhere.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Factory Worker Needed We Pay Per Day Very Attractive by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:47pm On Jun 14, 2025
harqinhola:
Provide more information about the factory.
Na so.
One day there will be an outcome, one that will make the inhumane treatment metted on millions of Nigerians become open.
HR agents (and such) go just dey chop percentage of salary wey no reach you.
This one (the ad) is so discreet.
How much is your salary?
What are your terms?
Where is the job location?

Music/Radio › Re: Olamide - 99 (Official Video) Ft. Seyi Vibez, Asake, Young Jonn, Daecolm by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:38pm On Jun 12, 2025
Riskymarvelous:
hope you don release that your own album?
Naa! you don't get it. I stand from the critic's point of view. You don't have to be an artist to appreciate art.
Music/Radio › Re: Olamide - 99 (Official Video) Ft. Seyi Vibez, Asake, Young Jonn, Daecolm by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:54pm On Jun 11, 2025
Sincerely,
I no feel am.
How can you party like '99' with that kind of trash.
I love Olamide but even stars have their misses. The song na wash.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Adefarasin Speaks On Gun Saga (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:26pm On Jun 08, 2025
The accusation is so baseless.
I still reel at the fact some kids of these days have the gutso to introduce theirselves as "content creators". They mostly feed on controversies (true or not) like predators.
Is professional journalism getting extincted by smartphone savvy mediocres?
Free the MOG abegi. Bad belle no go make your own better!

Romance › Re: Married Woman Who Went To Cook For Her Baby Daddy by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:06pm On Jun 08, 2025
How I go describe this woman wey dem no go ban me.

E fit be dem don ban me already sef.
St.....pid! woman (no be so?)

Japa desperation is the root of all evil these days.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Professional Youtube Script Writer For Comedy Niche by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:49am On Jun 07, 2025
I sent it.
200.
Islam › Re: 10 Facts About Eid-ul Kabir by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:43pm On Jun 06, 2025
Don't know bout that but right about now my teeth aching from too much meat.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Delete Button On Nairaland Deactivated? by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:39am On Jun 05, 2025
Relax!
Nairaland no be basic amenity.
Na forum...you can stay away u know (last seen 8 years ago)
Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomie: Don't Carry News About Me Or My Church. If Not, I'll Arrest You by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:44pm On Jun 03, 2025
After diversifying investment e kon dey yan rubbish. Sorry for the people wey dey worship self made gods and their disciples.

"For it is time for judgment to begin with God’s household; and if it begins with us, what will the outcome be for those who do not obey the gospel of God?"
1 Peter 4:17

The day of the Lord is coming.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgently Wanted: Domestic Helper/caregiver (female Only) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:18am On May 29, 2025
I have someone for you.
You've not responded though
Health › Re: Which Addiction Is Most Difficult To Quit? by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:04am On May 29, 2025
Marijuana ('Igbo')/Colorado ('Kolos')/Arizona (paw paw).
They all have a subtle way of destroying destinies.

Career › Re: Industrial Machine Kills Employee In Ogun Factory by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:29am On May 28, 2025
I knew it. Indians and Chinese slavery camp.
Travel › Re: U.S Plane Crash Kills Pilot, 5 Passengers & Burns Homes In San Diego (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:07pm On May 24, 2025
Proverbs 29:2

"When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; but when a wicked man rules, the people groan."

Romance › Re: I Am Having Feelings For My New Female Tenant by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:54am On May 24, 2025
VicM6:
Someone is confused nd led by the spirit of darkness A.k.A breast, yansh and body shape....well, na who no get work dey find love for the same compoud wey d person dey live...If u knw u knw.
Respect bro.
Na so o.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 48 pages)