₦airaland Forum

Zonefree:
They'll come from Ekiti, Osun and Ogun state

Oh..I assume your puny mind assumes everyone defecating in an open space are from these places.

Zonefree:
The Lagos Authority should send them back to their primitive villages.

All your friends outside Nigeria should be sent back to their primitive villages.
Na wa for you sha!

SpaceX:
Since he made his money by worldly means

Please teach me heavenly means of making money.

Every day my heart breaks when I see people who think they can make money by simply watching videos.

If ₦30,000 can be realised from watching videos who will remain in the labour market?

At the end of the day they find themselves in some affiliate marketing program that will subtly stretch to a point whereby the initiator would have achieved their goals through the simple tasks you're asked to do but eventually defaults in paying till you're given more tasks.

I see people tapping their phones but I haven't seen anyone cashing out.. funny everyone wants to give you the impression they're making easy money when they're making nothing.

Hard work pays. Get something doing and don't despise days of little beginnings.

I still wander why people still fall for this crap.
If you need money, you must be ready to work (to sweat).
No free meal for lazy man.

Prostitution just went up the food chain without anybody noticing

That evil man with so much charisma. Every Nigerian knows who (not the gorilla).

So your brother had his first taste of the pie.
You want in or what?

Ever since my junior brother found my 'Dauda the sexy guy' magazine right there and showed it to my mum I ditched under mattress for a more secure location. I cleaned out porn in my sophomore (I was engaged with more challenges that kept me joyfully occupied).
Now porn is in every phone so I just talk my 15 year old boy about the values that can be derived from real relationships, dating (the best kind of partners), untimely sex and it's disadvantages...and so on.
I laughed the last time it occurred to me to check under his bed... just spoke to his girlfriend.
Your children hiding stuff under the bed could be a bad sign.

Yeye thread.

Sijo01:
The industry has received a tremendous boost since the advent of balablue

Zonefree:
It's funny how you think I care. When you voted and supported jagaban, what were you

If you two were married, I wander what kinda offsprings would come from you.
Hateful tribally prejudiced serial murderers. You can just hide the truth in the dark recess of your heart that banditry and kidnapping would have just vanished into thin air if any other person apart from Tinubu had become president but it obvious you're hateful.
It's obvious the economy is bad, but even more disgusting is you people being happy that's it's in Tinubu's tenure.
I feel sorry for y'all.

jeromestarks:
Honey is sweet and it doesn't expire unlike the pvssy of a non virgin woman.

Yo.. Jerome, I'm shocked you're still as dumb as the last time I saw you on a Nairaland thread.
How's it with going with you?, still wanking on porn till you find your next underage?
Karma's gon catch up with you someday (best believe). Bees and honey duh.

Regardless of what blinded people may say, my respect for the man of God cannot be expressed in words.
God is jealous of His own. He builds an hedge around His called and their families.

Isaiah 54:15 as it is obvious...
"Indeed, they shall surely gather together, but not because of Me. Whoever gathers against you (Daddy Adeboye and his family) shall fall for your sake."

Person must work before e chop.
I remember MMM that year

Was he pleased?

Or what?
Wonders never end.

ige101:
your oil money is currently being looted?

Please don't imagine I support looting. But can you come up with facts/statistics/names/sources when you make such allegations? ...just so everyone is sure you're not just talking hearsay.

lexy2014:
the amount that african leaders are stealing is enough to pave the streets of africa with gold.

Ai tells me one of those (F-16s) cost about $70 million. The US has 2,145 of those. Our politicians can own untraceable investment and assets in choice countries and lavish till they are eventually caught and disgraced only to be recycled again but US, China and Russia arsenal worth can pave their own streets with gold.

lexy2014:
superpowers dont owe africa anything

You're quite correct. I don't swallow the entitlement pill myself.

There are about a hundred reasons a fighter jet can crash and the pilot could just be a few of those reasons.
The billions these superpowers are spending on meaningless wars can turn Africa into Wakanda.
Drive jejeh o.. even cars sef fit crash

TIILEAD2WIN:
Qualifications: ND/HND/B.Sc in business related field especially Accounting and must have basic knowledge of computer.

For ₦50k..na wa o!

Besuccesful:
*Fresh Offer*

I have an executive assistant role for a young female or male

Location: Osapa London, Lekki

Industry: Hospitality (Restaurant)

Smart and sharp, Good with social media.

Salary: 150k

Kitchen assistant for Lekki dey collect 3 times a BSc graduate in Ikorodu. By now you should know why Lagos state government can never rid homeless people on Marwa Beach, Lekki.

I'm still bemused by employers that want to pay such as 50k to would be employees.

How would an employee feel towards an establishment with no apathy towards him and his family (the main reason for working)?

Inability to fulfill fillial obligations is very frustrating. Imagine you giving away your life in service to your source of frustration.

₦50,000 is just money for feeding for one person and I doubt if it can cover transportation.

It's inhuman to offer 50k as salary today.
I can trust anyone working under such an arrangement is depressed and could be desperate in some cases.

Wicked people...dem for give the f00ls sand.
Wetin we never see for the Naija

Na wa o.
Dem say akube milk dey?

Wow!
Super ho

If politics wasn't so dirty I would suggest a coincidence.
Na who play with palm oil cloth go stain.

immortalcrown:
A good Samaritan or a supporter of nuisance?

So people that preach the second coming of Jesus are nuisance.
Wow!
I pray you won't die depressed and poor only to be doomed to eternal torment in burning fire and brimstone for eternity.

Rubyjade:
Have you also read through the exemption of the minimum wage act 2019 as amended?

You kidding me?
Is that part of the constitution for a starving cum desperate juvenile or for me that's just reading Nairaland with a cup of espresso.

Putting it subtly, you can never get the best out of someone that earns ₦35,000 monthly. God help you.

Dumb skit.

Rubyjade:
Excuse me Pastor!

It's not everywhere you see a kettle that's a kitchen. You dig?

Rubyjade:
generator and obviously pay PHCN

Your most vital expenditure is your human resource (the people that work for you). You still don't get it shey... the people that manipulate cost and invite robbers to stick you up coz they see you as a selfish s.o.b. that's justifying ₦35,000 in Nigerian timeline August, 2024 (Tinubu administration).
₦35k won't cut it.

Come see female American GIs..yapa like (dem don dey marry each other sef).
Mummy nurse try sha, in country where dog eat dog she still made it.

omooba05:
ASUU is next to cashout.. its like strike and protest is the new update in Nigeria

Na today?
I talk am.. await further promises

Waste of time.
This government can dance under water and not get wet.
Await further promises.