₦airaland Forum

I no talk am. Too many Reverend King out there. Many more homicide about to be committed....all in the name of Religion.
The whole congregation should be flogged for stoopidity and the Pastor incarcerated (along with his wife) for such audacity.

Mobad...
That name..mo bad.
But e don do. Make we hear word.

Politics is dirtier ìn Nigeria than anywhere in the world.

Didinrin...by Naija standard

OP...why commit homicide with your mouth?

Wow....30k.
See your post in the crime section. Hope you live to fire her.

This generation sef.
Na wa.
All these decadent trash music tire me. Their lifestyle will see to the end of common sense as no longer being common.

Five star jail cell...dem never arrange the money complete, dem go release am.

O Dawg (Menace 2 Society). I remember that movie that year. Energy drink and 400.....?

Chai tang
Twin Towers.
Chinese restaurants are grossly overated even for the infamous kung pao chicken combo.
I hate to share how much I wasted anyway.

I prefer garri and groundnut (or any available means) from my own kitchen (these days) rather than eat outside.

Is hungry tired?

Some investments pays off in the long run.
While some invest their potentials in their phones for some it's a different stroke.
My guy has his private poultry (very well over 30 birds I presume) has a pepper and tomatoe (nursery and ripe) spread of about ¼ plot and deals mainly in animal feeds and fertilizers (of which I moves faster than beans and rice)....proceeds from 17 years beer money discipline working for this blue chip company in Lagos.

The wife go just ask what you wan chop. I dey order like anyhow

My guy no get motor. Na keke him dey push. Madam dey order cab. Na my guy dey pay.

Wetin God kon take bless am again. E no dey too send Naija news. For that Ofada Mowe.

Attention all di bloody civilian inna di country.
So weh wi a go do bout dis bad governance?

Must you use blocks?

How many igbo smoker knows something sensible called "hempcrete" exist (from hemp) and is a better alternative to cement?

Here we go again.

Just bring the price of PMS down first (between Dangote and NNPC) before any further promise.

A government that claps for itself while it's citizenry are dying of hunger. Yẹyẹ people.

Motivational speech microphone testing 1..2.
Encourage the guy.

I sha hope this new Naija brand (lover boy brand) won't last long. Nigeria have brains where it matters most in human achievement. Adultery and fornication is nothing to celebrate.

What's it about this crew with engagements and marriages. Hope it lasts
They'll probably sneak to another country to do the marriage to bob bloggers and mogbomoyas

Namkbank:
This guy called DiskJokeyManic too is always on Twitter begging and nairaland begging for money

A professional begger who spends
whatever he makes on begging on playing bet.

What if you guys are after the same girl?

luckyjay:
Na hunger cause am

Isalẹ Eko for example. How hunger wan dey here ?..abi you wan fum cripple for where boys dey look up and down for daily bread.
Lagos Island no be place for lazy man.
That there deserves a good flogging just so he can appreciate the true use of legs.

Maj196:
Hustle?

naa..hussle.

trevorlinda:
Dis is wat the Yorubas called "Ona Ati je"

You must have mixed with the wrong kind of people.
Ona ati jẹ kọ ọna ati lanu bii oponu ni.

Why?
Some beggars are making more here on Nairaland than having to rent wheel chairs.
We're/I am sick/save us kinda storyline.

Anyway sha.. give to the needy.
The real (u know) needy.

All these olosho PR sef
In short Naija men dey spend on una with reckless abandon.
Escort services is a big industry in all tourist centered African countries. But what they won't know is this industry is already saturated in Naija... campus hookup tinz anyhow anywhere.

She does have some points.
Wetin GSM go cause
My boys for adugbo no fit toast again.. hookup don kee dem

YesDaddyTill203:
TAKE THAT TO THE BANK

As of NOW.. the bank has gone BANKRUPT.

All for position.
Now that emilokan has achieved his ambition, get your voter's card and please show this trash to the bin where he belongs.
I have never heard such an uproar of pain since anytime.

I have no business with this!

How can we end this madness in Nigeria?

How will Nigerians end this before 2027?

As much as I hate tribal prejudice.. this government is super f×cked.

Funkyswagzz:
Even agbado miscreants are tired of waiting, the joke is no longer funny. Even Reno is finding it difficult to create a trending topic on kurubu success. Una neva see shege😂😂

No be everybody dey see the kain suffer wey you dey see okay.

Funkyswagzz:
Even agbado miscreants

There lies your problem..hate.

But then again, wetin make your husband prefer Ms Kelly to you?

Could be you need to make some adjustments. Till you do so think of things you put out on the internet.
Don't cut your nose to spite your face.
I'd prefer to settle with my other half rather than give the whole world shotguns to help settle us.

TemmyT002:
If that is so, nobody should tell us husband and wife are one again o

Yes indeedy... if you focus on who you are, what you wanna be and not on some American lady's opinion.