₦airaland Forum

WhatIf:
You can start selling egg in crates. It is very lucrative and return on investment is very high if you know what you are doing.

Just enough to buy just crates. Good plastic crates. ₦200k isn't enough.

No be by force.
Worship the living God or serve Marmon.. choice is yours.

papagiddy:
I believe pastor biodun has shown remorse....if u read his response...it's more like Apology....let's just forgive and forget pls

What he stands for is he ready to repent of that?
I see atheist defending this misleading 'end time' fraudster.

They pee in any seen hole,
Throw waste just about anywhere.
Always breaking the lineup.

They pee in any seen hole,
Throw waste just about anywhere.

femi4:
Why on social media...them no get him handle or church address

Anyway, we await his robust reply

If Fato-wetin una call am has a Bible and can understand English na to prostrate (apologize), probably sell of all his effizzy and carry bell go dey evangelize for bus stops (in the least to humble himself before God wey hin say call am) and also stay of his Church members wives.
Yeyebrity wey dey fum Pastor.

A very sketchy version of the biography of Rasputin. We have them a dime a dozen here in Naija as 'Keyrooboo and Seyrafoo' Prophets.
Aimoye Wooli Rasputin (wey smell pass am) wey they service big man wife carry go stream go do outdoor join..

Forget!

ARISHEM:
TYPES OF FART BY FREQUENCY AND SOUND;

Lousy fart: A loud fart can released anywhere at your own convenience. It is caused by the rapid expulsion of gas through the…

Silent fart: A silent but potentially smelly fart.

Deadly farts: This one can kill. People scream in agony because of the rate of travel of the smell.

Loose farts: It can’t be controlled. You intend to make it silent but the thing blow out of proportion at a very loud rate disturbing everyone.

Constipated fart: After over eaten and over drinking and you did not allow food to digest.

Penetrable farts: You can’t shout or scream after the sound. You hold tight your nostrils for some minutes. You thereafter think smell is all gone, all is clear and it’s free to inhale small bit of air. You are dead wrong. A slight sniff and all polluted will quickly invade and attack the nostrils at a rapid rate. The best is to flee several kilometers away from the scene.

Fragmented fart: A series of short, interrupted bursts of gas.

The "Tester" fart: A small, controlled release of gas to check the smell before a larger one.

The "LOL" fart: A fart triggered by laughter.

Troubled fart: A fart triggered when you are in serious trouble. Like armed robbers with guns knocking at your door in the dead of the night to collect that N20m you kept in your house.

What are you?
A Fartologist?

latiephwald:
I just rented out 2beds in Igbe, Ikorodu Area with very deplorable road condition for 1.6m

I could have gotten you a clean new/spacious 2 Bedroom apartment for ₦940,000 at Agric. Great environment and better accessibility to the mainland.


Igbe na inside inside.

Many Shopping Malls in Agric.

yomi007k:
Living in Ijede will make it difficult to associate with he rest of Lagos unless na only Ikorodu/Ogun state parole u wan dey do.

People come with their cars from as far as Ketu to board Ijẹdẹ Ferry to Ajah and Ikoyi to beat traffic (30 minutes ETA), Ijẹdẹ is definitely not that place in that video at least not in the last 2 years. If you want to build your own home (modest priced land acquisition) you should consider a lot of factors, some sacrifices are not really sacrifices at the end of the day (not in this digital age). Having your own should be paramount to living in a posh apartment.
I lived in Ijẹdẹ once, I had my leisure in neighbouring town and twas great. I couldn't have enjoyed Victoria Island any better.

duduade:
Introduced him as what ke

New partner...

It's okay... E go better

Abi o. If looks could kill. This newly introduced would-have-been partner would be Charlie Mason in a dapper suit. The body odour would compliment my description. He had an odour that was screaming he just doesn't care.

Used the loo without flushing.
It clearly defined where this dude was coming from and it did reflect on his etiquettes when I introduced him as a new partner at the office (after visiting me at home)..it was then I knew he was just like that (boorish).
Dirty, uncultured with a disgusting sense of humour.

Tipster07:
Where is BMT done in nigeria?

https://luth.gov.ng/contact/

At a subsidised cost.

Find out yourself, book an appointment if necessary.

AI..Abi 🙎🏿‍♂️

Could be a 1999 photo upload. People are busy soaking Garri and it's favorite companion (Peanuts) all over the country. No be addiction ... but inflation.
That thing right there (cost of it) can make good Eba and Egusi soup in somebody's house.

Berra ask somebody.

vital123:
9mobile is now available in all areas with MTN network as they are sharing network infrastructure. If there is MTN in your area then 9mobile is also available.

it's not working.

Bahamas95:
Oga calm down, it's real.


I haven't been able to use my 9mobile line for over 7months after I left my previous location. Immediately I followed the instruction it started working.

My shows "Forbidden". It doesn't work on my phone.

sorosoke101:
Must I have an mtn sim on my phone cos I am using 9mobile and glo on my phone currently and it kept showing me forbidden after the settings

That's the word - "Forbidden".
Don't swallow everything you see on a blog/Nl.

Na lie.
Covertly for what reason, to diminish their (already) diminished customers. For some obvious reasons any blogger that puts 9mobile as headline is sure to generate traffic.

Dem no roll reach my area o.
9mobile is accursed.
First, the name needs to be changed.

Reference:
Those are most likely illustrations that the press give to stimulate those lacking imagination.

Sharp man.
Beats me too.
Oyinbo lamba.
Drones we're not invented then.

Dem dey that side too.

That association we know so well in Naija

Ladies...know your worth.
First y'all want the cheese, but it comes with a price. The life of a rat.
The use you dump you. Now they use you.. your body part and you die a death of shame, for what?

First fruit koh
First food nii
Oga Ade..where first fruit dey for Bible?
Ole.

In recent times, our community has witnessed escalating cases of cult violence, including killings, threats, blackmail, and harassment. Many residents live in fear, and victims often hesitate to report incidents due to concerns about anonymity, retaliation, or lack of accessible channels. A confidential and well-advertised hotline would encourage timely reporting, enable swift police intervention, and ultimately curb these crimes.

We kindly urge the Police Force to:
1. Create a 24/7 emergency line exclusively for cult-related reports.

2. Publicize the number via posters, social media, and community announcements.

3. Assure callers of strict confidentiality and protection.

The safety of Ikorodu residents is paramount, and your prompt action will go a long way in restoring peace.

I just can't put my life and my family's at risk. But with this prompt, the police should do the needful. The community is ready to support (anonymously).

Na reputation. We have that bad reputation to protect.

Aye akamara.
Anyway sha. Jesus is my savior and this here is his goodness and mercy at work. Na when mango season comot wey tree they fall like say na craping wey dem give am?
Oga, na Jesus sure pass.

Na lie joor.
This girl kan lie for Africa (collect life time award). Na fetish?
On top your imaginative prescription of how you want people to see you (your faked character) many brothers dey pay the tithe and dey reach church earliest but even satan know say dem be him paddy.
You for put advert for Punch Newspaper.
Desperate born against.

MufasaLion:
No, it's not. Stop making excuses for people. Almost everyday, you'll see people posting and asking for advice on whether to proceed with their wedding because both are AS. People know what they're doing.

And to shock you, it's even the educated ones that usually go ahead to do such things. They feel they have money to take care of the kids or they can pray to cure it, etc. People are aware but don't just care. More reason I don't pity many of them.

There other reasons people (even the very educated ones find theirslves in such a situation.

MummyWealth14:
Have some empathy, some laboratories do offer false test results

The woman is not far off point. The vials like I explained are very volatile to heat and without a special freezer that preserves them at a certain temperature the results are altered. If you go just any how lab to do genotype (wey generator no ON) na saara money you pay.
Test results na lotto for Naija, go beta lab and if you don enter am there's bone marrow transplant out there (get the child rid of all that pain).

muyico:
what they can avoid with 1k genotype test,Dan spending millions to save life of d innocent child

Yes, you're correct. But life happens (atimes) not the way we expect it. True again..you should take precautionary measures towards such a sensitive issue but how much do you know about this 1k labs and their default AA genotype result (in truth the test vials are meant to be preserved in a certain temperature) but a 1k lab with the generator out of fuel will definitely cause confusion in the least expected ways. Most people in that situation married each other assuming they know their genotype until when they have offsprings.

I'm speaking from experience.