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247VAWULENCE:
Do you know all ants not any some kind ant...ALL ANT can perform successful surgery on their fellow ants, no educational skill what so ever and no tools just with what God created them with now CAN YOU PERFORM A SUCCESSFUL SURGERY ON YOUR FELLOW HUMAN WITHOUT ANY TOOLS LOL
even most doctors don't know how to perform surgery with full equipments.....lol Humans

You ehn...I can't help but agree with you. With that in consideration I shouldn't even think of stepping on ants again (lol).

247VAWULENCE:
Lol humans think they are better than every living creature lolllllllllllllllllll

We are dominant (created to be). Tell me something (animal maybe) you feel inferior to. Possiblity something that uses a smartphone (lol).

If I was gonna collect all that raba I'm ready to do away with more than weight. Properbly act better.
Where's that Ninalowo dude def, never seen him on Hollywood screen (could it be another 'paid-for' social media publicity hype).

Average Nigerian look since Tin man came in power..dem no go ask if something do you sef

See life. Different strokes different folks.
My people dey for que still dey lament everything wey Tin man do them. These ones..na plane dem dey fly upandan. Feel me?

Spandau:
You know Bayonle?

Ewo tuni Bayonle?

I'd like to buy some.

All this hype about a negro woman married to an hunky.
Ordinarily, this shouldn't have (really isn't) a big deal.

C'mon now.
Just be a lady's man. A girl's digging you and you're being discriminatory. Put yourself in her shoes and ease out of the ish without babe loosing her cool. It's a curve ball.

Kobicove:
Second position is better than nothing when you realise that the window of opportunity is closing fast

I had a crush on her so many many years ago at the UI, I was too nerdy way back then. Funny she's aged gracefully.

So na second position you dey find since wey you con dey delay yourself

The Nigerian sense of humor is appalling. I once had a pint size dwarf boss once..you don't dare mess around that man.
It's not about size.
I use to think Aki and Pawpaw were kids. Like some kind of mischievous smart kids until I saw a movie with these dudes trying to get with a grown up woman (I've got kids and I don't think that's funny)

Simple.
Relationships have higher tolls than business.
They're two different phenomenon.

No be by force.
Worship the living God or serve Marmon.. choice is yours.

papagiddy:
I believe pastor biodun has shown remorse....if u read his response...it's more like Apology....let's just forgive and forget pls

What he stands for is he ready to repent of that?
I see atheist defending this misleading 'end time' fraudster.

They pee in any seen hole,
Throw waste just about anywhere.
Always breaking the lineup.

They pee in any seen hole,
Throw waste just about anywhere.

femi4:
Why on social media...them no get him handle or church address

Anyway, we await his robust reply

If Fato-wetin una call am has a Bible and can understand English na to prostrate (apologize), probably sell of all his effizzy and carry bell go dey evangelize for bus stops (in the least to humble himself before God wey hin say call am) and also stay of his Church members wives.
Yeyebrity wey dey fum Pastor.

A very sketchy version of the biography of Rasputin. We have them a dime a dozen here in Naija as 'Keyrooboo and Seyrafoo' Prophets.
Aimoye Wooli Rasputin (wey smell pass am) wey they service big man wife carry go stream go do outdoor join..

Forget!

ARISHEM:
TYPES OF FART BY FREQUENCY AND SOUND;

Lousy fart: A loud fart can released anywhere at your own convenience. It is caused by the rapid expulsion of gas through the…

Silent fart: A silent but potentially smelly fart.

Deadly farts: This one can kill. People scream in agony because of the rate of travel of the smell.

Loose farts: It can’t be controlled. You intend to make it silent but the thing blow out of proportion at a very loud rate disturbing everyone.

Constipated fart: After over eaten and over drinking and you did not allow food to digest.

Penetrable farts: You can’t shout or scream after the sound. You hold tight your nostrils for some minutes. You thereafter think smell is all gone, all is clear and it’s free to inhale small bit of air. You are dead wrong. A slight sniff and all polluted will quickly invade and attack the nostrils at a rapid rate. The best is to flee several kilometers away from the scene.

Fragmented fart: A series of short, interrupted bursts of gas.

The "Tester" fart: A small, controlled release of gas to check the smell before a larger one.

The "LOL" fart: A fart triggered by laughter.

Troubled fart: A fart triggered when you are in serious trouble. Like armed robbers with guns knocking at your door in the dead of the night to collect that N20m you kept in your house.

What are you?
A Fartologist?

latiephwald:
I just rented out 2beds in Igbe, Ikorodu Area with very deplorable road condition for 1.6m

I could have gotten you a clean new/spacious 2 Bedroom apartment for ₦940,000 at Agric. Great environment and better accessibility to the mainland.


Igbe na inside inside.

Many Shopping Malls in Agric.

yomi007k:
Living in Ijede will make it difficult to associate with he rest of Lagos unless na only Ikorodu/Ogun state parole u wan dey do.

People come with their cars from as far as Ketu to board Ijẹdẹ Ferry to Ajah and Ikoyi to beat traffic (30 minutes ETA), Ijẹdẹ is definitely not that place in that video at least not in the last 2 years. If you want to build your own home (modest priced land acquisition) you should consider a lot of factors, some sacrifices are not really sacrifices at the end of the day (not in this digital age). Having your own should be paramount to living in a posh apartment.
I lived in Ijẹdẹ once, I had my leisure in neighbouring town and twas great. I couldn't have enjoyed Victoria Island any better.

duduade:
Introduced him as what ke

New partner...

It's okay... E go better

Abi o. If looks could kill. This newly introduced would-have-been partner would be Charlie Mason in a dapper suit. The body odour would compliment my description. He had an odour that was screaming he just doesn't care.

Used the loo without flushing.
It clearly defined where this dude was coming from and it did reflect on his etiquettes when I introduced him as a new partner at the office (after visiting me at home)..it was then I knew he was just like that (boorish).
Dirty, uncultured with a disgusting sense of humour.

Tipster07:
Where is BMT done in nigeria?

https://luth.gov.ng/contact/

At a subsidised cost.

Find out yourself, book an appointment if necessary.

AI..Abi 🙎🏿‍♂️

Could be a 1999 photo upload. People are busy soaking Garri and it's favorite companion (Peanuts) all over the country. No be addiction ... but inflation.
That thing right there (cost of it) can make good Eba and Egusi soup in somebody's house.

Berra ask somebody.

vital123:
9mobile is now available in all areas with MTN network as they are sharing network infrastructure. If there is MTN in your area then 9mobile is also available.

it's not working.

Bahamas95:
Oga calm down, it's real.


I haven't been able to use my 9mobile line for over 7months after I left my previous location. Immediately I followed the instruction it started working.

My shows "Forbidden". It doesn't work on my phone.

sorosoke101:
Must I have an mtn sim on my phone cos I am using 9mobile and glo on my phone currently and it kept showing me forbidden after the settings

That's the word - "Forbidden".
Don't swallow everything you see on a blog/Nl.