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Politics › Re: Ekiti: Appeal Court Affirms Turaki-backed Oluyede As PDP Governorship Candidate by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:36am On Mar 13
Same wine different bottles. How far these 2 mega parties have improved the lives of the common man (in Ekiti) is what I don't understand.
Abegi. Make una solve una problems without us knowing or seeing una mud fights.
Ekiti people can never be hungry (they are resilient farmers), na Lagos people dey line up for rice.
The day of reckoning is coming. If you know you know.
Crime › Re: A Young Man Slapped, Beaten By The Police (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:31am On Mar 13
Horrible illiterates. So useless, except you have your change in ₦200 denonitions (with a thousand naira you have 5 of them in your pocket)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran & Russia Have Undersea Missiles That Travel At 100m/s - IRGC Says (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:21pm On Mar 12
WriteerNg:
US overhyped air defense systems were rendered useless by cheap Iranian drones worth less than $1500.

All US radar networks and bases in the Middle East have been obliterated by Iran.

If the US cannot protect her highest paying clients in the Middle East, do you think they can protect you poor African with nothing to offer?
You have a very limited knowledge about missiles and missile defense systems. Is the US defending any African country? (probably against theirselves I assume).

Politics › Re: Sowore Joins 'Free Nnamdi Kanu' Protest In Aba (Pictures) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:08pm On Mar 12
Bullet dey find hin head (Sowore). Little does he know martyrdom is not a Nigerian ideology, here they are seen as fools.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jerry Eze Foundation Grant by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:02pm On Mar 12
Who (name one person) wey don collect the grant. Grant wey condition full am like say na World Bank grant.
He get as news like this dey shorten the lifespan of some people's shoes.
Oga help your Church/village people and forget all this audio help wey be like say na Politician wey wan contest.
Abegi.

Business › Re: Lady Wants To Marry Otedola' Son, Fewa by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:55pm On Mar 12
Which kind lie be that one.
Travel › Re: Update: Lady Harassed For Speaking Out On Lack Of BRT Bus Gets Response From Gov by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:52pm On Mar 12
This Sanwo is a chip off the old block, guyman sabi the politics die.
This dude just turned the odds in favor of his party.
That's one lady's opinion over millions of people wey Sun go beat tire today. this guy no fit enter bus with for ever Lagosian for this publicity stunt. Abi the situation fit to improve. Audio progress.
Politics › Re: Nine Senators Dump PDP, LP & APGA, Defect To ADC (see List) by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:46pm On Mar 12
No permanent friend, just permanent interest. Looting. Nigerian politicians are always applauding theirselves. The pay billions to maintain their political image while millions of their clansmen starve until they are needed to get reelected.
Did I stutter.

Family › Re: Is Marriage For Enjoyment Or Endurance? by Pastoshizzy(m):
Where enjoyment dey permanent without intermission?
No be to quick die be that?
There's no blue sky without shades of grey.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Hackers Attack Stryker, A US Company by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:44am On Mar 12
Make CIA kon recruit counter attack from Naija na. Our 'Bombers' are one of a kind. We for show dem o. Why CIA no dey wan near 'Yahoo' boys. Abi our bullets dey travel two directions.

Foreign Affairs › Re: We’re Ready For Long War That Will Destroy World Economy – Iran by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:39am On Mar 12
ARISHEM:
Esau the hand is against everybody.
Multiple KOs for the Esau and his goons. That one name sef na Esau.

Foreign Affairs › Re: We’re Ready For Long War That Will Destroy World Economy – Iran by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:36am On Mar 12
Saddam Hussein. Na so him promise "mother of all battles"... no be so?
Fuel go start to finish for their missiles now, na Mossad go finish you (even News no go hear) codedly.

Politics › Re: Sowore Slams DSS For Detaining Sarki Over Comments About Israel by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:45am On Mar 12
Shey Showore no suppose know by now that Democraze for Naija na 'testing- testing' we still dey since 1999. E no get dividends, just parties and their power binged agendas. Dey play.
Wake up to new controversies. A new diversionary tactics.

Politics › Re: Terrorists’ Onslaught: Who Will Rescue Yorubaland? by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:37am On Mar 12
It amazes how backward we are and rate at which we keep getting worse in Nigeria. Wetin Army, Police, Civil Defense, DMI, SSS and all our security dey wait for... make Americans land with Visas?

Travel › Re: Passenger Shocked As Driver Falls Asleep In Traffic At Night In Lagos(photos/vid by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:58am On Mar 11
Warrisdis. The need for you to sustain yourself and your family has everything to do with ones health. If a man doesn't care enough for his body to give needed rest. I doubt the wellbeing of his bus, his home (family) and mental well being. The people that are suppose to tell him will only be happy to fine or possibly impound his vehicle under any excuse. It a country with a crazy mindset. The pity metted out on that driver is only surface deep (sarcastic "eeyah"). Dem no help us we no help ourselves.

Celebrities › Re: Portable Vs Carter Efe ₦50 Million Fight Explained (full Story) by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:02pm On Mar 07
They actually need it. Both their careers need a little bit if not so much of publicity stunt such as this one. But Carter, shey you get will?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Soldiers Shot A 14-Year-Old Jad Jadallah & Watched Him Bleed To Death by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:46pm On Feb 27
I detest Zionist.
They are doomed for crucifying Jesus.
Isreal may be living under Abraham's covenant but they will never amount to anything but regrets in the scheme of God's plan.
Politics › Re: A Pod Of Dolphins Seen In Tarkwa Bay, Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:57pm On Feb 23
I pity those Dolphins. Naija is not a friendly place for any kind of FISH to play around.
Business › Re: Which Is More Reliable In 2026: Opay, PalmPay Or Moniepoint? by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:50pm On Feb 23
Palmpay is good for some certain businesses. Opay has the most customers.
Moniepoint lacks much in Customer incentives.
But either or all is a far cry from Orthodox Banks and their useless money guzzling apps.
Crime › Re: Police Say Tiktoker Mirabel Will Face Prosecution If Rape Claim Is Proven False by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:14am On Feb 20
That thought did cross my mind.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am Looking For Any Kind Of Side Hussle To Sustain Myself by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:51am On Feb 19
Is there any other word for building Castles in the air asides "side hussle".
Politics › Re: Bandits Flaunt Heavy Weapons In Nigerian Town (Video, Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m):
There's intel on the antagonists. A couple of well organised raids on their hideouts will make all their scare tactics invalid.
And when I say Intel I'm not speaking Nigeria.
With appropriate equipments and drone recons those illustrates wouldn't even know what hit them. They may have mercs to help them set coordinates on mortars but some well positioned snipers should take them out. Drone munition dump neutralisation.
American military defence industry thrive on these contracts. It won't threaten our sovereignty as some are led to believe. It will sanitise terrorism and banditry. I speak with optimism because I know the problem with the Nigerian military and I can't think of a better host to expose them than American advisers, world class equipments and other mutual benefits.
This video is what I call it earlier. Scare Tactics.

Crime › Re: Thieves Caught Made To Sing & Dance To "I No Go Thief Again" (Throwback) by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:29am On Jan 26
No be song. They are ready to wax an album... after clearing car batteries, water pumps, gas cylinder and phones from several streets.
Awọn giran.
Celebrities › Re: VDM Slams Wizkid Over Kuti Feud: What Do You Know About Music? by Pastoshizzy(m):
I no get any choice than to like this VeryDarkman.
I dislike proud people...Ayo Balogun is too much of that.
Besides I never really liked his music.
Ever green songs from the crates anytime.
Celebrities › Re: Audio Of Destiny Boy’s Mother Placing Curse On Him by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:40am On Jan 20
Naija peaps dey like court controversies sha 🤷🏾‍♀️ Who be 'Destiny' again?
You know how many 'Destinies' don kpai today alone. How many aspiring artist wey don die? E be like say that Mohbad own sweet dem.
Small boy wey suppose dey High Institution (or don graduate sef) kon dey flex with Google Gemini.
May the boy's soul rest in peace. Mod, go rest. Okay.
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Sani Abacha With Wole Soyinka And JT Useni: 1989 by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:29am On Jan 14
A noble laureate is like bread. Jam, butter, marmalade, egg, tea. Na which one go fit despise bread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United appoint Michael Carrick As New Coach by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:47pm On Jan 13
Woo Karik, ara nkan awon boyz o.
Romance › Re: If You Can’t Handle This, Don’t Date A Single Mom by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:42pm On Jan 13
I wander how many relationship go crash after guyman don read this post.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Handcuffed & Beaten In Custody! Police Probe Video by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:02pm On Jan 12
It suprises me what some people call "Entertainment".
Foreign Affairs › Re: Protests Erupt Across U.S. After ICE Agent Brutally Kills A Mother (pics) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:47am On Jan 10
Naija woes don do me.
They asked for Trump and got exactly what everyone deserves.
Who will protest against undue hardship and abuse in Nigeria. Ice koh, steam ni.
Hunger dey kill people steady for here.
Health › Re: Cardiologist Warns Nigerians Against Excessive Consumption Of Energy Drinks by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:38pm On Jan 09
And what is the Federal Ministry Of Health doing about this findings?

Which kind wahala be this?

Bye bye to 'Monster'

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