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PoliticsRe: Sowore Slams DSS For Detaining Sarki Over Comments About Israel by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:45am On Mar 12
Shey Showore no suppose know by now that Democraze for Naija na 'testing- testing' we still dey since 1999. E no get dividends, just parties and their power binged agendas. Dey play.
Wake up to new controversies. A new diversionary tactics.

PoliticsRe: Terrorists’ Onslaught: Who Will Rescue Yorubaland? by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:37am On Mar 12
It amazes how backward we are and rate at which we keep getting worse in Nigeria. Wetin Army, Police, Civil Defense, DMI, SSS and all our security dey wait for... make Americans land with Visas?

TravelRe: Passenger Shocked As Driver Falls Asleep In Traffic At Night In Lagos(photos/vid by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:58am On Mar 11
Warrisdis. The need for you to sustain yourself and your family has everything to do with ones health. If a man doesn't care enough for his body to give needed rest. I doubt the wellbeing of his bus, his home (family) and mental well being. The people that are suppose to tell him will only be happy to fine or possibly impound his vehicle under any excuse. It a country with a crazy mindset. The pity metted out on that driver is only surface deep (sarcastic "eeyah"). Dem no help us we no help ourselves.

CelebritiesRe: Portable Vs Carter Efe ₦50 Million Fight Explained (full Story) by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:02pm On Mar 07
They actually need it. Both their careers need a little bit if not so much of publicity stunt such as this one. But Carter, shey you get will?
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Soldiers Shot A 14-Year-Old Jad Jadallah & Watched Him Bleed To Death by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:46pm On Feb 27
I detest Zionist.
They are doomed for crucifying Jesus.
Isreal may be living under Abraham's covenant but they will never amount to anything but regrets in the scheme of God's plan.
PoliticsRe: A Pod Of Dolphins Seen In Tarkwa Bay, Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:57pm On Feb 23
I pity those Dolphins. Naija is not a friendly place for any kind of FISH to play around.
BusinessRe: Which Is More Reliable In 2026: Opay, PalmPay Or Moniepoint? by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:50pm On Feb 23
Palmpay is good for some certain businesses. Opay has the most customers.
Moniepoint lacks much in Customer incentives.
But either or all is a far cry from Orthodox Banks and their useless money guzzling apps.
CrimeRe: Police Say Tiktoker Mirabel Will Face Prosecution If Rape Claim Is Proven False by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:14am On Feb 20
That thought did cross my mind.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Am Looking For Any Kind Of Side Hussle To Sustain Myself by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:51am On Feb 19
Is there any other word for building Castles in the air asides "side hussle".
PoliticsRe: Bandits Flaunt Heavy Weapons In Nigerian Town (Video, Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m):
There's intel on the antagonists. A couple of well organised raids on their hideouts will make all their scare tactics invalid.
And when I say Intel I'm not speaking Nigeria.
With appropriate equipments and drone recons those illustrates wouldn't even know what hit them. They may have mercs to help them set coordinates on mortars but some well positioned snipers should take them out. Drone munition dump neutralisation.
American military defence industry thrive on these contracts. It won't threaten our sovereignty as some are led to believe. It will sanitise terrorism and banditry. I speak with optimism because I know the problem with the Nigerian military and I can't think of a better host to expose them than American advisers, world class equipments and other mutual benefits.
This video is what I call it earlier. Scare Tactics.

CrimeRe: Thieves Caught Made To Sing & Dance To "I No Go Thief Again" (Throwback) by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:29am On Jan 26
No be song. They are ready to wax an album... after clearing car batteries, water pumps, gas cylinder and phones from several streets.
Awọn giran.
CelebritiesRe: VDM Slams Wizkid Over Kuti Feud: What Do You Know About Music? by Pastoshizzy(m):
I no get any choice than to like this VeryDarkman.
I dislike proud people...Ayo Balogun is too much of that.
Besides I never really liked his music.
Ever green songs from the crates anytime.
CelebritiesRe: Audio Of Destiny Boy’s Mother Placing Curse On Him by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:40am On Jan 20
Naija peaps dey like court controversies sha 🤷🏾‍♀️ Who be 'Destiny' again?
You know how many 'Destinies' don kpai today alone. How many aspiring artist wey don die? E be like say that Mohbad own sweet dem.
Small boy wey suppose dey High Institution (or don graduate sef) kon dey flex with Google Gemini.
May the boy's soul rest in peace. Mod, go rest. Okay.
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Sani Abacha With Wole Soyinka And JT Useni: 1989 by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:29am On Jan 14
A noble laureate is like bread. Jam, butter, marmalade, egg, tea. Na which one go fit despise bread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United appoint Michael Carrick As New Coach by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:47pm On Jan 13
Woo Karik, ara nkan awon boyz o.
RomanceRe: If You Can’t Handle This, Don’t Date A Single Mom by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:42pm On Jan 13
I wander how many relationship go crash after guyman don read this post.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Handcuffed & Beaten In Custody! Police Probe Video by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:02pm On Jan 12
It suprises me what some people call "Entertainment".
Foreign AffairsRe: Protests Erupt Across U.S. After ICE Agent Brutally Kills A Mother (pics) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:47am On Jan 10
Naija woes don do me.
They asked for Trump and got exactly what everyone deserves.
Who will protest against undue hardship and abuse in Nigeria. Ice koh, steam ni.
Hunger dey kill people steady for here.
HealthRe: Cardiologist Warns Nigerians Against Excessive Consumption Of Energy Drinks by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:38pm On Jan 09
And what is the Federal Ministry Of Health doing about this findings?

Which kind wahala be this?

Bye bye to 'Monster'
RomanceRe: "I Am Single And Searching, I Need A Husband – Lady Calls For Applications (Pix) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:35pm On Jan 09
YouTube traffic pseudo-controversies.
All the men wey dey lick the plate be cheering.
Christianity EtcRe: How Do You Handle Sexual Temptations? by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:28pm On Dec 28, 2025
I just free fall.
EducationRe: Female Undergraduates Dancing At University College, Ibadan In 1950 by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:42pm On Dec 27, 2025
Now, as a child of God you shouldn't be seen looking at such things.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Spotted F!ght!ng At Odumodublvck’s Concert In Abuja by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:18pm On Dec 22, 2025
Touts.
As far as music is concerned, why is Portable still relevant?.. Touts, they have something/someone to identify with.
CareerRe: AIG Aishatu Abubakar - The Most Senior Female Police Officer In The NPF (Pics) by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:14pm On Dec 19, 2025
Dem no dey cook for house.
FoodRe: How Many Of These Can You Finish On The Spot? (Photo) by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:15pm On Dec 19, 2025
I am massive.
My sponsor wan jẹ gbese.
TravelRe: "US Bound" Stowaway Arrested At Ilorin Airport by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:24am On Dec 11, 2025
Best laugh I've had.
Like Jonah, he got deported to Ilorin.
For Naija.. na ministry wey wan start so o (origin story).
If one wey no enter another one go show.
FoodRe: Cheap Chicken Egusi Soup And Stew i cooked with 1700 naira. by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:57pm On Dec 05, 2025
This post is detrimental to many Lagos couples.
₦1,700 kọ.. ₦1,700 ni.
You no fit get chicken ₦5k, ajẹbo wey never enter kitchen before.
CelebritiesRe: I’ve Helped More People In Music Industry Than Olamide,Don Jazzy – Portable Says by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:20pm On Dec 04, 2025
Coming from WHO?!
If to say na another pesin sef. No worry, the people wey you claim say you dey epp, after Naija don finish with you we go see how many of them go fit resurrect your 'Zombie' career.

I see you (Portable) ending up in a once in a week 30minutes show on LTV8. This I have seen.
FamilyRe: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:32pm On Dec 01, 2025
Ama trumpet blowa.
Content for don do naa.

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