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CelebritiesRe: Why I Relocated To New York – Ayra Starr by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:14pm On Nov 26, 2025
She dey tell us why.
Stay naa.

CrimeRe: Meet Wife Of Ozioma Okonkwo Who Falsely Accused Him Of Defiling Their Daughters by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:27pm On Nov 13, 2025
I wonder what they saw in each other.
RomanceRe: One Fact About Rooms Like This? by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:25pm On Nov 13, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
I lived with my Aunty together with a girl she was sponsoring. She is a widow so na only her and the girl have been staying.

When I join them, a few weeks my aunt was invited to go us for medical treatment.
So na me and the girl stay for the house

I come back one night see everywhere dey shine blue shocked. Na so I see the babe lying down in parlour without bra. Omo as she open eye she cover herself. I go baff first come dey readon to shoot my shot since my aunt no dey.

This babe na very churchy babe.
Assistant Jesus. She dey pray fire with fire

Omo as I gather morale go back parlour call her name in a soft way she look up at me and smile. I just go down kiss her she grab my hair na thire i know say this babe plan this thing grin grin grin

She set trap for me with the blue lights and the setting. Omo that was the beginning of husband and wife knacking with this babe while my aunt was away in USA.


Anytime I come back at night and see blue light I already know wassup grin

6 months I will never forget. E come be like say we be married couples living in that house. .
Knacking upon knacking.

Anytime I see blue lights my brain just flashback to that girl.
Very weird girl. Very prayful and churchy
But also very slutty and Hot

Once my aunt came back things went back to normal cry cry No more blue lights cry cry cry
You have a creative mind that should be diverted away from pornography and into something deeper and meaningful.
You need Jesus in your life.
Your narrative says you been committing fornication (depravity of the soul and accuser of the spirit) in the presence of God with careless abandon. Some habits have either short or long time consequences. Change.
No vex.
PoliticsRe: Trump’s Threat: It’s Time For Nigeria To Wake Up – Kukah by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:02pm On Nov 10, 2025
Naija people no close eye.. maybe the ruling Government but definitely not the people.
Abeg hungry man dey fit sleep again? 🤷🏾‍♀️
Until Trump from America wan try wake dem up.
No be selfish sleep be that.
I'm christian.
There's no religious war going on.. just a ruling class with disoriented and misplaced priorities.

Forum GamesRe: Let's See Who Can Answer All These Questions Without Cyber Help. by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:00pm On Nov 10, 2025
God... Help all this people come up with topics an average intelligence can relate to. Shebi e mention Google.
Why stress?
Because your phone get the battery?

RomanceRe: Were People You Met On Social Media Looking Finer When You Met Them Physically? by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:54pm On Nov 10, 2025
Na today.
You definitely know the answer but you have time to waste.

CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman To Blord: My Phones Have Landed. Where Is Your 40ft Container by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:19pm On Nov 05, 2025
No matter what.
VDM has spoken for many people.
He's spent money, time, effort and pain.

But then again... for WHY? 🤷🏾‍♀️
CelebritiesRe: Terry G: “I Serve The Devil — He Made Me Successful” by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:01am On Nov 05, 2025
I see no reason this noise maker (ariwo kọ ni music) shouldn't be desperate enough to say Trump sent him on an assignment to re-invade Nigeria. He's obviously desperate. He's so talentless I doubt even satan wants anything to do with him. Both Terry G and Terry Akpala.

Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Preparing Invasion Of Mexico To Fight Cartels & Drug Lords (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:43pm On Nov 03, 2025
DelilahMakinde:
Sicario in real life
US Army invasion hon.. not CIA hired private contractors.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Shares Incredible Transformation: 6 Years As LGBT To Finding Christ(photos/v by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:06pm On Nov 02, 2025
Pastoshizzy:
God wey touch you go touch Bobrisky iJn.
Meanwhile, (men) be careful what you're getting into at the clubs (what you're taking home). To avoid so so much drama
Christianity EtcRe: Man Shares Incredible Transformation: 6 Years As LGBT To Finding Christ(photos/v by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:04pm On Nov 02, 2025
God wey touch you go touch Bobrisky iJn.
Christianity EtcRe: As An Usher In The Church, What Would You Do In This Situation? (photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:58pm On Nov 02, 2025
Dial 911.
Usher.. not security.
Ushers usher, not restrain loonies.
TravelRe: Hurricane Melissa In Jamaica And Aftermath (Photos/Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:39pm On Oct 30, 2025
Nothing can take away reggae sha.
RomanceRe: Does Hard-to-get Still Exist? by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:11pm On Oct 22, 2025
"Hard to get". That word in itself has is extinct. "Hook up dating" saw to it.
PoliticsRe: Food Prices Have Crashed, Says Agriculture Minister, Abubakar Kyari by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:38pm On Sep 13, 2025
Is this thing even serious?
Warrisdat trash?
For Naija here or the Boko Haram boys don go back to farming?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Finest Nickname You Have Ever Heard? by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:17pm On Sep 10, 2025
Pastoshizzle de nizzle (OG)
Worldwide famous (Oshodi to Inglewood CA)
Womb to the tomb.
InvestmentRe: The Invisible Commodity: Why Charcoal Is Not On Nigeria’s Economic Map by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:26pm On Sep 04, 2025
Warrisdis... charcoal stove don do Naija. Any other suggestions apart from Charcoal Stove na scam. You go dey see dem they front brokers wey go take one hare brain chop our money.
Coal koh Wande ni.
RomanceRe: Dubai Vacation Sex: A Lady's Post That Sparked Reactions by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:46pm On Sep 04, 2025
Hehehehe
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Life Teaching You Right Now? by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:44pm On Sep 04, 2025
247VAWULENCE:
Do you know all ants not any some kind ant...ALL ANT can perform successful surgery on their fellow ants, no educational skill what so ever and no tools just with what God created them with now CAN YOU PERFORM A SUCCESSFUL SURGERY ON YOUR FELLOW HUMAN WITHOUT ANY TOOLShuhhuh LOL
even most doctors don't know how to perform surgery with full equipments.....lol Humans
You ehn...I can't help but agree with you. With that in consideration I shouldn't even think of stepping on ants again (lol).
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Life Teaching You Right Now? by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:02am On Sep 04, 2025
247VAWULENCE:
Lol humans think they are better than every living creature lolllllllllllllllllll
We are dominant (created to be). Tell me something (animal maybe) you feel inferior to. Possiblity something that uses a smartphone (lol).
CelebritiesRe: Dwayne Johnson 'The Rock' Loses Weight For His Role In ‘The Smashing Machine’ by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:08pm On Sep 01, 2025
If I was gonna collect all that raba I'm ready to do away with more than weight. Properbly act better.
Where's that Ninalowo dude def, never seen him on Hollywood screen (could it be another 'paid-for' social media publicity hype).

Average Nigerian look since Tin man came in power..dem no go ask if something do you sef
TravelRe: 1 Killed, 3 Injured After Small Planes Collide Midair At Colorado Airport(Photo) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:03pm On Sep 01, 2025
See life. Different strokes different folks.
My people dey for que still dey lament everything wey Tin man do them. These ones..na plane dem dey fly upandan. Feel me?

PoliticsRe: Locally-Made Nigerian Assault Rifles By DICON (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:45pm On Aug 28, 2025
Spandau:
You know Bayonle?
Ewo tuni Bayonle?
PoliticsRe: Locally-Made Nigerian Assault Rifles By DICON (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:43pm On Aug 28, 2025
I'd like to buy some.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Enters Akure Market With Her White Husband – See What Happened(pix by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:40pm On Aug 26, 2025
All this hype about a negro woman married to an hunky.
Ordinarily, this shouldn't have (really isn't) a big deal.
RomanceRe: HELP!! A Tomboy Is In Love With Me by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:45pm On Aug 25, 2025
C'mon now.
Just be a lady's man. A girl's digging you and you're being discriminatory. Put yourself in her shoes and ease out of the ish without babe loosing her cool. It's a curve ball.
CelebritiesRe: 90 To 99% Of Men Cheat, Embrace Polygamy – Bimbo Akintola Sparks Debate by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:24pm On Aug 23, 2025
Kobicove:
Second position is better than nothing when you realise that the window of opportunity is closing fast undecided
I had a crush on her so many many years ago at the UI, I was too nerdy way back then. Funny she's aged gracefully.
CelebritiesRe: 90 To 99% Of Men Cheat, Embrace Polygamy – Bimbo Akintola Sparks Debate by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:13pm On Aug 23, 2025
So na second position you dey find since wey you con dey delay yourself
CelebritiesRe: Aki & Pawpaw Wasn't Funny, Na Their Height Make People Think Say Dem Funny - Geh by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:24pm On Aug 22, 2025
The Nigerian sense of humor is appalling. I once had a pint size dwarf boss once..you don't dare mess around that man.
It's not about size.
I use to think Aki and Pawpaw were kids. Like some kind of mischievous smart kids until I saw a movie with these dudes trying to get with a grown up woman (I've got kids and I don't think that's funny)
RomanceRe: Boys Have No Idea,what Girls Going Through. by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:36am On Aug 22, 2025
Simple.
Relationships have higher tolls than business.
They're two different phenomenon.

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