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Romance › Re: "I Am Single And Searching, I Need A Husband – Lady Calls For Applications (Pix) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:35pm On Jan 09
YouTube traffic pseudo-controversies.
All the men wey dey lick the plate be cheering.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Handle Sexual Temptations? by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:28pm On Dec 28, 2025
I just free fall.
Education › Re: Female Undergraduates Dancing At University College, Ibadan In 1950 by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:42pm On Dec 27, 2025
Now, as a child of God you shouldn't be seen looking at such things.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Spotted F!ght!ng At Odumodublvck’s Concert In Abuja by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:18pm On Dec 22, 2025
Touts.
As far as music is concerned, why is Portable still relevant?.. Touts, they have something/someone to identify with.
Career › Re: AIG Aishatu Abubakar - The Most Senior Female Police Officer In The NPF (Pics) by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:14pm On Dec 19, 2025
Dem no dey cook for house.
Food › Re: How Many Of These Can You Finish On The Spot? (Photo) by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:15pm On Dec 19, 2025
I am massive.
My sponsor wan jẹ gbese.
Travel › Re: "US Bound" Stowaway Arrested At Ilorin Airport by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:24am On Dec 11, 2025
Best laugh I've had.
Like Jonah, he got deported to Ilorin.
For Naija.. na ministry wey wan start so o (origin story).
If one wey no enter another one go show.
Food › Re: Cheap Chicken Egusi Soup And Stew i cooked with 1700 naira. by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:57pm On Dec 05, 2025
This post is detrimental to many Lagos couples.
₦1,700 kọ.. ₦1,700 ni.
You no fit get chicken ₦5k, ajẹbo wey never enter kitchen before.
Celebrities › Re: I’ve Helped More People In Music Industry Than Olamide,Don Jazzy – Portable Says by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:20pm On Dec 04, 2025
Coming from WHO?!
If to say na another pesin sef. No worry, the people wey you claim say you dey epp, after Naija don finish with you we go see how many of them go fit resurrect your 'Zombie' career.

I see you (Portable) ending up in a once in a week 30minutes show on LTV8. This I have seen.
Family › Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:32pm On Dec 01, 2025
Ama trumpet blowa.
Content for don do naa.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Relocated To New York – Ayra Starr by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:14pm On Nov 26, 2025
She dey tell us why.
Stay naa.

Crime › Re: Meet Wife Of Ozioma Okonkwo Who Falsely Accused Him Of Defiling Their Daughters by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:27pm On Nov 13, 2025
I wonder what they saw in each other.
Romance › Re: One Fact About Rooms Like This? by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:25pm On Nov 13, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
I lived with my Aunty together with a girl she was sponsoring. She is a widow so na only her and the girl have been staying.

When I join them, a few weeks my aunt was invited to go us for medical treatment.
So na me and the girl stay for the house

I come back one night see everywhere dey shine blue shocked. Na so I see the babe lying down in parlour without bra. Omo as she open eye she cover herself. I go baff first come dey readon to shoot my shot since my aunt no dey.

This babe na very churchy babe.
Assistant Jesus. She dey pray fire with fire

Omo as I gather morale go back parlour call her name in a soft way she look up at me and smile. I just go down kiss her she grab my hair na thire i know say this babe plan this thing grin grin grin

She set trap for me with the blue lights and the setting. Omo that was the beginning of husband and wife knacking with this babe while my aunt was away in USA.


Anytime I come back at night and see blue light I already know wassup grin

6 months I will never forget. E come be like say we be married couples living in that house. .
Knacking upon knacking.

Anytime I see blue lights my brain just flashback to that girl.
Very weird girl. Very prayful and churchy
But also very slutty and Hot

Once my aunt came back things went back to normal cry cry No more blue lights cry cry cry
You have a creative mind that should be diverted away from pornography and into something deeper and meaningful.
You need Jesus in your life.
Your narrative says you been committing fornication (depravity of the soul and accuser of the spirit) in the presence of God with careless abandon. Some habits have either short or long time consequences. Change.
No vex.
Politics › Re: Trump’s Threat: It’s Time For Nigeria To Wake Up – Kukah by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:02pm On Nov 10, 2025
Naija people no close eye.. maybe the ruling Government but definitely not the people.
Abeg hungry man dey fit sleep again? 🤷🏾‍♀️
Until Trump from America wan try wake dem up.
No be selfish sleep be that.
I'm christian.
There's no religious war going on.. just a ruling class with disoriented and misplaced priorities.

Forum Games › Re: Let's See Who Can Answer All These Questions Without Cyber Help. by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:00pm On Nov 10, 2025
God... Help all this people come up with topics an average intelligence can relate to. Shebi e mention Google.
Why stress?
Because your phone get the battery?

Romance › Re: Were People You Met On Social Media Looking Finer When You Met Them Physically? by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:54pm On Nov 10, 2025
Na today.
You definitely know the answer but you have time to waste.

Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman To Blord: My Phones Have Landed. Where Is Your 40ft Container by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:19pm On Nov 05, 2025
No matter what.
VDM has spoken for many people.
He's spent money, time, effort and pain.

But then again... for WHY? 🤷🏾‍♀️
Celebrities › Re: Terry G: “I Serve The Devil — He Made Me Successful” by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:01am On Nov 05, 2025
I see no reason this noise maker (ariwo kọ ni music) shouldn't be desperate enough to say Trump sent him on an assignment to re-invade Nigeria. He's obviously desperate. He's so talentless I doubt even satan wants anything to do with him. Both Terry G and Terry Akpala.

Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Preparing Invasion Of Mexico To Fight Cartels & Drug Lords (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:43pm On Nov 03, 2025
DelilahMakinde:
Sicario in real life
US Army invasion hon.. not CIA hired private contractors.
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Shares Incredible Transformation: 6 Years As LGBT To Finding Christ(photos/v by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:06pm On Nov 02, 2025
Pastoshizzy:
God wey touch you go touch Bobrisky iJn.
Meanwhile, (men) be careful what you're getting into at the clubs (what you're taking home). To avoid so so much drama
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Shares Incredible Transformation: 6 Years As LGBT To Finding Christ(photos/v by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:04pm On Nov 02, 2025
God wey touch you go touch Bobrisky iJn.
Christianity Etc › Re: As An Usher In The Church, What Would You Do In This Situation? (photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:58pm On Nov 02, 2025
Dial 911.
Usher.. not security.
Ushers usher, not restrain loonies.
Travel › Re: Hurricane Melissa In Jamaica And Aftermath (Photos/Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:39pm On Oct 30, 2025
Nothing can take away reggae sha.
Romance › Re: Does Hard-to-get Still Exist? by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:11pm On Oct 22, 2025
"Hard to get". That word in itself has is extinct. "Hook up dating" saw to it.
Politics › Re: Food Prices Have Crashed, Says Agriculture Minister, Abubakar Kyari by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:38pm On Sep 13, 2025
Is this thing even serious?
Warrisdat trash?
For Naija here or the Boko Haram boys don go back to farming?
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Finest Nickname You Have Ever Heard? by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:17pm On Sep 10, 2025
Pastoshizzle de nizzle (OG)
Worldwide famous (Oshodi to Inglewood CA)
Womb to the tomb.
Investment › Re: The Invisible Commodity: Why Charcoal Is Not On Nigeria’s Economic Map by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:26pm On Sep 04, 2025
Warrisdis... charcoal stove don do Naija. Any other suggestions apart from Charcoal Stove na scam. You go dey see dem they front brokers wey go take one hare brain chop our money.
Coal koh Wande ni.
Romance › Re: Dubai Vacation Sex: A Lady's Post That Sparked Reactions by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:46pm On Sep 04, 2025
Hehehehe

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