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She dey tell us why. Stay naa.
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I wonder what they saw in each other. |
ChizzyBuna:You have a creative mind that should be diverted away from pornography and into something deeper and meaningful. You need Jesus in your life. Your narrative says you been committing fornication (depravity of the soul and accuser of the spirit) in the presence of God with careless abandon. Some habits have either short or long time consequences. Change. No vex. |
Naija people no close eye.. maybe the ruling Government but definitely not the people. Abeg hungry man dey fit sleep again? 🤷🏾♀️ Until Trump from America wan try wake dem up. No be selfish sleep be that. I'm christian. There's no religious war going on.. just a ruling class with disoriented and misplaced priorities.
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God... Help all this people come up with topics an average intelligence can relate to. Shebi e mention Google. Why stress? Because your phone get the battery?
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Na today. You definitely know the answer but you have time to waste.
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No matter what. VDM has spoken for many people. He's spent money, time, effort and pain. But then again... for WHY? 🤷🏾♀️ |
I see no reason this noise maker (ariwo kọ ni music) shouldn't be desperate enough to say Trump sent him on an assignment to re-invade Nigeria. He's obviously desperate. He's so talentless I doubt even satan wants anything to do with him. Both Terry G and Terry Akpala.
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DelilahMakinde:US Army invasion hon.. not CIA hired private contractors. |
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God wey touch you go touch Bobrisky iJn. |
Dial 911. Usher.. not security. Ushers usher, not restrain loonies. |
Nothing can take away reggae sha. |
"Hard to get". That word in itself has is extinct. "Hook up dating" saw to it. |
Is this thing even serious? Warrisdat trash? For Naija here or the Boko Haram boys don go back to farming? |
Pastoshizzle de nizzle (OG) Worldwide famous (Oshodi to Inglewood CA) Womb to the tomb. |
Warrisdis... charcoal stove don do Naija. Any other suggestions apart from Charcoal Stove na scam. You go dey see dem they front brokers wey go take one hare brain chop our money. Coal koh Wande ni. |
Hehehehe |
247VAWULENCE:You ehn...I can't help but agree with you. With that in consideration I shouldn't even think of stepping on ants again (lol). |
247VAWULENCE:We are dominant (created to be). Tell me something (animal maybe) you feel inferior to. Possiblity something that uses a smartphone (lol). |
If I was gonna collect all that raba I'm ready to do away with more than weight. Properbly act better. Where's that Ninalowo dude def, never seen him on Hollywood screen (could it be another 'paid-for' social media publicity hype). Average Nigerian look since Tin man came in power..dem no go ask if something do you sef |
See life. Different strokes different folks. My people dey for que still dey lament everything wey Tin man do them. These ones..na plane dem dey fly upandan. Feel me?
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Spandau:Ewo tuni Bayonle? |
I'd like to buy some. |
All this hype about a negro woman married to an hunky. Ordinarily, this shouldn't have (really isn't) a big deal. |
C'mon now. Just be a lady's man. A girl's digging you and you're being discriminatory. Put yourself in her shoes and ease out of the ish without babe loosing her cool. It's a curve ball. |
Kobicove:I had a crush on her so many many years ago at the UI, I was too nerdy way back then. Funny she's aged gracefully. |
So na second position you dey find since wey you con dey delay yourself |
The Nigerian sense of humor is appalling. I once had a pint size dwarf boss once..you don't dare mess around that man. It's not about size. I use to think Aki and Pawpaw were kids. Like some kind of mischievous smart kids until I saw a movie with these dudes trying to get with a grown up woman (I've got kids and I don't think that's funny) |
Simple. Relationships have higher tolls than business. They're two different phenomenon. |

