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Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:10am On Apr 26
franugo:


You're making my point that the ladies should be more discerning in their choice of wears to the gym cheesy
Let's face it bro. Women love showing off. Like the saying - "if you got it then flaunt it". But to be sincere, I've had my "who wan kill person" days. I understand you. women should be modest in appearance. Our culture does not tolerate a whole lotta oyinbo issues. Okay wink
Health / Re: Passenger Dies Inside Bus In Kwara by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:31am On Apr 26
The way people die anyhow like ants in Nigeria these days quite appalling.
Life expectancy rate is so so low.
Na wa o.

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Business / Re: Another Fire Incident Averted At Wuse Market by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:23am On Apr 26
No market safety guidelines and enforcement (no safety environment enlightenment workshops for literates and illiterates)
Abegi.
Dem just start. Make them come ask Tejuosho market people na.
Naija people no dey reason pre-emptive measures..na fire brigade method every time.

Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:20am On Apr 26
franugo:


Nobody is whining oga. Beach has beach wear, gym has gym wear, for sensible people, there shouldn't be a basis for comparison between both
Okay.
Is this a Beach wear? 👇🏽(picture)
Point is: show restraint.
No too reason am.
Haba angry
A quote says: "As a man thinketh in his heart so is he."

Politics / Re: Even Airport Puff-puff Sellers Claim To Be Aviation Experts In Nigeria – Keyamo by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:59am On Apr 26
So true.
Naija..where gateman no go gree you pass easy without flexing authority.
No be every body dem dey try am with. But as oga Keyamo sabi to buy puff-puff for show glass..e go mean say e don jam screwdriving 'enchineers' grin wey sabi speak English.

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Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:03am On Apr 26
franugo:


He has left the kitchen and set up his own gym at home.
Well they're not covering themselves, that's the point he's making.
C'mon. It's not that they come nude. Your man is a distracted pervert (a discreet Viewer). Artists do paint nude women on canvas (that's discipline). Stop whining about women in skimpy swim suit and face life as it's evolved. I worked in Miami Florida before.. what becomes a pervert in a place such as Miami?

Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:01pm On Apr 25
pocohantas:
They should pity for their fellow women too.
I do wonder if they would be as motivated to dress same way if it was a female only gym. Some of those gym outfits are something else. They look like swimming trunks.




There is nothing ANTI-FEMALE about my comment. It is pro-common sense and decency (which I stand for). So you should help check yourself for seeing everything from the lens of anti male or female. As I can assure you, I am not the problem.

Regards
I'm a 100% male.
And I say if you can't stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen.
Women are at liberty to cover theirselves as they would prefer without some pervert going bonkers. In the same breath, both sexes should exercise discipline in a fast changing (degenerating nevertheless) world. Get your woman something skimpy and work out together if that is what turns you on.

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Phones / Re: Glo, MTN, Airtel, Others Move To Raise Tariff by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:48pm On Apr 25
Klington:


Tilimbu is a natural disaster.

His gullible followers are blockhead nonentities.
With such a mindset you're gonna make enough enemies to kill you. The idea of someone in a position has made you so bitter that you conclude that million of people better off than you are blockhead and nonentities.
You are a block headed nonentity whose mouth may soon earn him a fate worse than poverty.
No one will pity your type. Onye nzuzu

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Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:40pm On Apr 25
Tonytonex:
but why some girls no get shame na.
Be wearing clothes that revealed their pucies
I guess men are exempted from this shame of yours when they wear tight shorts. If na another person's private part dey disturb you.. exercise from your house.

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Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:36pm On Apr 25
Namaster:
What is this one saying?

What should they wear to the gym?

Jalabia and hijab?

Most women wear clothes that are specifically designed for mobility to gym.

This is the kind of guy that'll say a woman deserved to be raped because of the clothes she was wearing.

Focus on why you are in the gym. Do your reps and sets and geddifok!
I wonder o!
Immature men.

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Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:26pm On Apr 25
Why become a pervert because you want to work out. Women are not sex objects..if you can't get that into your dick for brain then you're a walking time bomb. A social menace to society.

Apart from the jugs or bumbum she's carrying, what else she got?

Na the same mental retardation dey make Sir Stewpid from obodo oyinbo go marry professional twerker wey shag all his and her crew round (very generous, this twerker).

Commot eyes oga. Nothing dey there jare.

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Health / Re: "Thousands Of Doctors Could Be Considering Leaving The UK" - GMC by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:16pm On Apr 25
He shouldn't do that to me


https://www.nairaland.com/8066592/why-it-difficult-get-these

Doctor Yemi must come close to this description. International Standard For Single Ladies (ISSL). The last time I saw a yardstick such as that, the lady banker settled for a potbelly divorcee carpenter with 6 children from his previous marriages (5 girls and a boy). I pray that will never be your portion Labakẹ baby.

Politics / Re: Senator Ayogu Eze Is Dead by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:32pm On Apr 25
I know some brain sick a-hole is going to blame 'Emilokan' for the death of this man. Never heard off him till his death.
Rest in peace senior citizen.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Over 100 Students Arrested In California, Texas As Gaza Protests Intensify by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:30pm On Apr 25
Down to Zionist State Of Israel.

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Business / Re: 140-yr-old PZ Cussons Considers Leaving Africa Over Nigeria’s Sales Plunge by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:22pm On Apr 25
Imperial Leather ❌
Carex ❌
Cusson Baby ✔️
Premier soap✔️ (Premier Cool)
Robb ❌ (na 'Aboniki' kill that one that year)
Venus ❌ (Pluto ni grin)

Auction bonanza loading.

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Health / Re: "Thousands Of Doctors Could Be Considering Leaving The UK" - GMC by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:17pm On Apr 25
labake1:
Dr. Yemi should come back home let get married
Doctor Yemi ti lọ fun Spanish t'o ṣan. Iss too late grin

Crime / Re: Rampaging Cult Members Intercepted By Edo State Vigilante (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:04pm On Apr 25
Ikembeku:


Thunder fire the red oik drinking demon that brought cultism to AFRICA


SOYINKA
Brought cultism to Africa!
Really! undecided
Na wa for all this JSS3 dropouts. cry

Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says Nothing Will Be Left In Israel If It Dares To Attack Iranian Territory by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:18pm On Apr 24
Even as a Christian. I never will support Zionist State Of Israel.
A lot people are ignorant about this people we call children of the covenant of Abraham and their historical and spiritual significance since Jesus till date.
Jesus was actually born in a Palestinian landmark you know.

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Food / Re: Big Balls Bush Meat Caught Inside My Old Grandma Car Engine(photo) by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:20pm On Apr 23
What more?... it's protein.
Don't kill the eater with your silly imaginations.
If you don't like confam bush meat (easy catch as it is) then that's your problem.
That there is not a sewage rat.

Family / Re: Father And Son Dead While Attempting To Take A Cellphone Out Of A Pit Latrine by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:57pm On Apr 22
Now I'm sure there would have been more peace in the world if not for that evil invention - Phones. I'm sure it was a smartphone.

Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Donates Chairs To Kirikiri Prison. by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:47am On Apr 22
Good shagging for 'Brotherhood'.
You gerrit?!

Business / Re: Nigerians Went To The Chinese Supermarket In Abuja To Confirm by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:32am On Apr 22
"For Chinese Only".
In communist China, it would be "Blacks Not Allowed".
My people still sell their lives for cheap labour despite history teaching us that they started off like us.
I won't even blame the government. I'm going to start my blame on the people who find tasteless Chinese meals more appealing to our own very gidigan. wink Amala Shitta forever!

Ask MannaBBQ 🙋🏽‍♂️

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Celebrities / Re: "It's Confirmed Chief Priest Is Not Small. Money Na Water" Cubana Chief Priest by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:55am On Apr 20
jazzman7711:
What does this guy do for a living? He owns some nightclubs? Anything else?
What's your point? You want your own celebrity spot? or you want to start laying allegations you know about. What do YOU do for a living (Mr Hotshot)..just shush, okay.

Romance / Re: Bride Mocks Her Ex For Saying No Man Would Ever Marry Her (Photos, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:22pm On Apr 18
tanigororo:
Someone Son Don Buy Market
Exactly

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:28am On Apr 18
advanceDNA:


If u like ......nor see
It's 4am. I won't wake up to start trading insults. Okay.

Some things can be very obvious.

Nairaland / General / Re: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:24am On Apr 18
advanceDNA:

we just create excuses for these people....
I see lipsrsealed

Food / Re: Ooni Unveils Tingo Drinks, Says Nigeria Can Contest For Global Markets by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:21am On Apr 18
Bourgeois king. wink
Nairaland / General / Re: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:14am On Apr 18
Are you sorry about your infidelity or you're sorry you got caught? shocked
Imagine a return match from her? How would you feel? undecided
Water will find it's level eventually if you're lovable and forgivable, if you're not then you have a serious relationship issue that won't just go away until you have a total mindset overhaul on commitments.
On the other hand what have you sown? If you're reaping something else maybe you need to change to livestock farming grin before it's too late coz it could be something you need in a woman so badly that she ain't got.

Nairaland / General / Re: My Wife Stopped Any Sexual Interaction Between Us After Finding Out I Cheated by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:57am On Apr 18
advanceDNA:


Na their way.,.....

Once a man's status change,especially when they are doing more with their money at home.... U automatically become little in their eyes...make God nor let person marry "money for hand back for ground" woman....

Focus on getting back on ur feet....ignore am sexually.


Btw....Nor lose guard oooo....na so paternity fraud dey happen because she fit dey carry am go outside...



What would you expect?
Women are wired to be cared for and in turn they support you. It is also in their nature to compare themselves to everyone that is above their predicament (as it is to them).

Men need to study the fillial orientation of women they date... what are her core values?
Is it 'scratch the surface' spiritual or she's just magnetic to every street knowledge. Have you had time with her mum, friends or even her siblings. The problem is we may completely ignore the red flags.
I love women regardless of how much is left in my bank account. I must also add that it's easy for me to get all the support I need home and away cry
Go back and do your homework properly or someone just may have been doing a better job.
Don't be a nagging prick. Keep your cards to yourself and stay fly (don't lose your romantic value).
And whatever you are, get acquainted with everything detestable about simps...yuk!

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Romance / Re: Female Boko Haram Members Who Have Repented Cry Out, "Men Don't Want To Marry Us by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:35am On Apr 18
Most of the problems with this nitwits stems from the fact that they want to get married.

They can't even define poverty.

The bravest of them are ready to die just to get heavenly virgins as conjugation.
Crazy Boko lots.

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