₦airaland Forum

Must it be a Location Ho?

Nails like 'Wolverine' claws.

Take your korokoro eye look wetin you wan buy. Easier than this Daily Tribune article

Yẹyẹ bad belle. No be Poetable fault na. Na the people wey dey call am artist dem fault

I would call his parents to the fact that Nigeria's Educational curriculum will be of benefit to the child (for now). I would take interested in such a child. He could have drawn a straightened structure of that skeleton, but no matter how immature the structure looks it's a statement. And he was correct in the labeling.
A round of applause.

No be lie. No matter how pressing the condi be, just dey zombie dey go. Some Hospital for this Lagos dem dey carry soldier go to get the much needed attention. Dey whine?

A SOBER REFLECTION.

On Father’s Day, the loudest tributes often come from the men themselves—fathers who treat the occasion not as a moment of quiet gratitude but as a stage for self-canonisation, parading photos of rare occasions and grand pronouncements of sacrifice that bear little resemblance to the private ledger.
In their version, every forgotten Parents'/Teachers' Association meetings, every conditional embrace, every conversation twisted into a sermon on their own importance is rewritten as heroic devotion, while society mistakes volume for virtue and confuses a performative ego with genuine presence.
Their puffed-up sense of worth feasts on public applause, yet the actual, unglamorous labour of fathering—showing up without an audience, listening without turning the focus back on themselves, loving without extracting tribute—remained someone else’s invisible burden.
True awareness begins when we stop measuring a father by the size of the monument he builds to himself, and start noticing the quiet absence where real contribution should have been.
Succinctly put, fathers of 'Yahoo' and 'hookup' juveniles are going to be celebrating father's day. Fathers of drug addicts, drug peddlers and pickpockets are going to beat their chest to celebrate a non existent achievement as a father as a show off. And so many more 'Father's Day' as the moral standards of fillial piety erodes.

How to Permanently Heal Peptic Ulcer Disease?

Hello everyone. I’m a 50-year-old Nigerian man, and I’ve been battling peptic ulcer disease for over a year now. I’ve tried the standard hospital routine—Omeprazole, antacids, and dietary changes—but the relief is always temporary. Every few months, the burning pain, bloating, and nausea return with a vengeance, especially when I’m stressed or skip a meal.

I’m tired of the cycle of "treat and retreat." I want a permanent solution, not just symptom management.

Here’s what I’ve done so far:

· Took full courses of HP-PAC (for H. pylori) twice.
· Avoided spicy foods, alcohol, and NSAIDs like ibuprofen.
· Eaten small, frequent meals (mostly pap, boiled plantain, and fish).

My specific questions for you:

1. Has anyone successfully eradicated their ulcer for good? What was your game-changer?
2. Are there proven natural remedies (e.g., cabbage juice, honey, or specific herbs) that actually heal the mucosal lining?
3. Could this be a misdiagnosis? Should I push for an endoscopy to check for a hiatal hernia or Zollinger-Ellison syndrome?
4. For my fellow Nigerians—how do you manage the cost of chronic care, and is there a reliable specialist/hospital you’d recommend (Lagos/Abuja)?

I’m not looking for quick fixes; I need a durable, evidence-based protocol—whether medical, dietary, or lifestyle—that can give me my life back. Please share your experiences, doctor’s advice, or research you trust.

Thank you in advance. Your input could literally save my sanity (and my stomach). 🙏

SamuraiXXX:
Why do you want to know?

C'mon, we're talking Wacko Jacko here. Why shouldn't I?

iamL:
Debbi was his ex wife and mother if his first two children.

By mentioning her surname you should assume I know. But apart from artificially inseminated babies, DID THEY SHAG? (that's the question)

iamL:
Debbi was his ex wife and mother if his first two children.

By mentioning her surname you should assume I know. But apart from artificially inseminated babies, DID THEY SHAG (that's the question)

I thought I'll see him shag Debbie Rowe.

As soon as possible. Maka why?

I see a lot of poisonous and venomous politicians (Nigerian) in the dailies. It's your choice to decide whose biting and who's been bitten.

Length and breadth (summary) of 5 pages. Drop jams bro, no whine Lagos (we don't like that). Actually I think it's your style, it's not flexible. Your style is wack for the year 2026.
Take some lessons from VDM (that's a youth with a working vision).
And make sure your next release is not in that funny Igbo dialect.

haffaze777:
Iku ma pa lilbliss and all the people supporting him

Shey Mode ban ẹ?

Women, please get Karate/Aikido classes. Very very important.

MaziObinnaokija:
to the SHRINE

Best justice. That for good o.

I'm beginning to wonder what they're gonna charge the cross dresser with? Bob-risking and prostitution.

These are definitely not the best of delicacies abegi. The hygienic conditions with which they were prepared also needs to be investigated (appropriate agencies should be notified). I wander why this post. They sell all of these stuff wrapped up in paper and paper ink juice all over freakin Lagos. Cheap food poisoning.

Wise guy.
Na true o.
In my time, na straight to market.
You cook, we eat and we do the doo.

For Naija or for where? Do you know some people do the time for poaching over there too.

Only Jesus can save only Jesus caan save Halleluyah...

If NEPA light enter those things the lifespan no fit pass one week (no be power bank matta). E get wetin the gods of our ancestors fit tolerate.

A whole me. Mr Steezy 'da drip' Steeze. I know even read the article. Ọdọ mi ni Hushpuppi ti kọṣẹ. You dey whine?

A rather too expensive notion for a sizeable majority on Nairaland.
Let's start with the nameseekers. TINUBU NA YOUR MATE?
Leggo.

Rhetorical.
It is what it is bro.
You just belled the cat.

I would love to see this.
I do have a fetish for beautiful women in boxing kit. But forget the storyline.. they're in it for the millions wey all these big boys dey dash out as if no be Naija Makoko dey.

For some people na capital. For some na Friday bar things (shayo). People collect less. That's why I love my people. We're resilient to a fault.

Gra gra master. Trump will be remembered as a political nuisance/disaster. An addition to the dictionary in the registers of politics.

Which kind BIG FAT LIE be this?
So Naija police don dey Nollywood, dass nice.