₦airaland Forum

As soon as possible. Maka why?

I see a lot of poisonous and venomous politicians (Nigerian) in the dailies. It's your choice to decide whose biting and who's been bitten.

Length and breadth (summary) of 5 pages. Drop jams bro, no whine Lagos (we don't like that). Actually I think it's your style, it's not flexible. Your style is wack for the year 2026.
Take some lessons from VDM (that's a youth with a working vision).
And make sure your next release is not in that funny Igbo dialect.

haffaze777:
Iku ma pa lilbliss and all the people supporting him

Shey Mode ban ẹ?

Women, please get Karate/Aikido classes. Very very important.

MaziObinnaokija:
to the SHRINE

Best justice. That for good o.

I'm beginning to wonder what they're gonna charge the cross dresser with? Bob-risking and prostitution.

These are definitely not the best of delicacies abegi. The hygienic conditions with which they were prepared also needs to be investigated (appropriate agencies should be notified). I wander why this post. They sell all of these stuff wrapped up in paper and paper ink juice all over freakin Lagos. Cheap food poisoning.

Wise guy.
Na true o.
In my time, na straight to market.
You cook, we eat and we do the doo.

For Naija or for where? Do you know some people do the time for poaching over there too.

Only Jesus can save only Jesus caan save Halleluyah...

If NEPA light enter those things the lifespan no fit pass one week (no be power bank matta). E get wetin the gods of our ancestors fit tolerate.

A whole me. Mr Steezy 'da drip' Steeze. I know even read the article. Ọdọ mi ni Hushpuppi ti kọṣẹ. You dey whine?

A rather too expensive notion for a sizeable majority on Nairaland.
Let's start with the nameseekers. TINUBU NA YOUR MATE?
Leggo.

Rhetorical.
It is what it is bro.
You just belled the cat.

I would love to see this.
I do have a fetish for beautiful women in boxing kit. But forget the storyline.. they're in it for the millions wey all these big boys dey dash out as if no be Naija Makoko dey.

For some people na capital. For some na Friday bar things (shayo). People collect less. That's why I love my people. We're resilient to a fault.

Gra gra master. Trump will be remembered as a political nuisance/disaster. An addition to the dictionary in the registers of politics.

Which kind BIG FAT LIE be this?
So Naija police don dey Nollywood, dass nice.

With their archaic 'shakaboola'.
This ones can still be rehabilitated back to the society. Drug rehab, skill acquisition, job placement (all these stuff these scammers talk big about when they're campaigning) but you and I know that won't happen. After settling IPO these dude is out doing is number one thing in selling drugs, purchase of stolen goods and taxing yahoo boys.

Number 1 na wa for you o.

blowjohn:
She did a video where she said one bono bread or so have taken her to court. That they have suffered 50 million naira loss since she made the video. She debunked their allegations by saying she didn't mention any brand name

Brilliant strategy. And who was her lawyer again? VDM?
"My Dog can whistle", "My fight with Tinubu and how I won", who cares? The ones who care the most are people that statistics favor. If you don't get it by now, you won't.

Which kind big lamba be that for this peaceful Friday evening. Haba!
Malēh be content creatING.

Testimony time...

E pass like that joor.
Every corner for Lagos na Loud and Colos. Scottish/Ghana/Kush. Who would believe I've never smoked before. Jamaica no do reach us. 'Baba Ijebu' too.

By the time you're ready to marry, those THINGS would have been depleted by visitors that can't stay.
Same pit. A lot of social spinsters have fallen into that same pit. Eventually you will age and learn to respect your origin (our beliefs and culture)... even in the UK.
But these one way the blogger package na Ashawo mixtape.. mixvideo, videomix (sha)

Which kind big lie be this for this beautiful Saturday morning

Which kind big lie be this for this beautiful Saturday morning.

It's not the position of a Pastor that is a bad thing really but you know, the Wolf just has to disguise as a Sheep for it's ulterior motives. As for the Sheep.. they're just Sheep (sheepish).
The saying is anything worth doing is worth doing well. If you want to be a Christian, be acquainted with the guidelines of the Holy book, if you Church is an institutionalized organization or your Pastor smokes/sells Igbo you will know you're part of the scammed statistics.
Sign of the times

I was 32, she was 28. Best years of my life.
Post Grad.
Cupid does have a sense of humour.

What on earth is good about this Friday is what Nigerians should ask theirselves if they are in Nigeria.
See what has become of festive periods, It's so depressing.

Ifexibe:
Try true detective (series), fight club, Gone girl, Mr.Robot(series) or just anything directed by david fincher.

Good taste b.