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*A man with problems in his family life decided to go home and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.* ���

*So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.* ������

*The juju man performed his rituals and said to the man....I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it.* ���

*The juju man said the two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant for your younger brother.* ��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂

*The man started laughing. The juju man asked him why he was laughing, after all these bad news.* ���

*The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The juju man said go ahead. The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your compound.* ������

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xpressionx:
Nowhere is safe in this country again.
Thank you pa Buhari, may APC never happen to Nigeria again

Amen ooo and 2nd Buhari will not get to power

BluntCrazeMan:
But if it happens that the “YES” won the election, what exactly would it imply?
That the Governor should appoint the Local Government Chairman by himself??
I am asking this because, I really do not understand the YES/NO options on the ballot papers.

s good to ask questions and I think is a local government election that they do on Saturday someone post one result I dont know may be is real or not that NO is 100 and Yes is just 15 and VOID is 10

BluntCrazeMan:
That's total scam.. Isn't it?

yes for the pass 12years that apc is in power in that state no local government election just 2 months to go that is when he remember to do it, that is why other parties do not partake in it

Solofresh2:
There is this lady friend of mine. We have been friends before she even got married and she is aware of my single status. I have decided to remain single until am ready for marriage.

So she told me how her husband has been maltreating her and she told me her husband is cheating on her. She told me she has always admired me but don't know how to tell me.

Though I noticed this but decided to overlook it. She said she wants a tight relationship with me and I should keep it secret, telling me she finds me attractive. I was just surprised because I never expected her to say all this.

However, I told her to resolve the issue with her husband and talk things out with him but she seems to have lost much interest in her husband who she has two beautiful girls with already.

Sex is not a problem for me as I know where to get it, but having sex with a married woman is a no no for me.

What do you guys think about this issue?

dont do what will make you land in the hospital

BluntCrazeMan:
So,, is that really true??
Only one party??
Which party is that please??

only APC other parties don't part take in it

angelfallz:
Why do you guys like croaker fish? What about Titus' fish?

Titus fish only rich people eat it now

pocohantas:
You got the three for N1800?
Where? That is very cheap. I think you have a different market you buy meat and fish from. Or you are dating a butcher/fisherman.

I love croaker. I can’t stand catfish.

how much are they selling it b4 You are right cheap that three is 2500 here in my area

Torosk1:
Afoja people will never change

see one of the useless men we are talking about is one of your brothers who comes to Ogun state overnight

horgarzer:
The heart of humans is full of evil indeed, but the woman too shouldn't have divorced the man in the first place.

do you know why she divorces him? The man is animal

Mandate2023:
Mumu.....just answer d question.......since we r nw voting age and not capacity we should just vote sowore since his younger

i don't have your time because I see that you are in pain

Mickykarim:
GO HELP YOURSELF WITH RESEARCH ON THE ELECTION. I AM NOT ABOUT TO SPOONFEED YOU OR ANY OTHER LAZY BRAIN OVER SIMPLE SELF-HELP.

Pls for God's sake you need to go to the hospital just a sample question you are talking like a fool

Ifearnoevil:
Can you please enlighten us more on this election because I have never seen this kind of ballot before.

i think is because it is only one party that is why

Mandate2023:
Mention the candidates not over 60 years that u think we should vote pls

ask yourself is 60 years old is not ok

Eniitankorede:
I have asked them. They have nothing against him. He paid salary on time, he tarred roads, and did not borrow money.

let him leave Office b4 osun people will know may be he borrowed money or not and in 2018 his brother said it that he has money more than Osun State

Mandate2023:
So which party is nw d messiah full of Angel that u want to vote


That ur tribalistic brain won't take u anywhere

wowowowowowowo says who oh you think am talking about Peter Obi? You can vote for any party you want but should not be old men in APC or PDP that they too will b going in and outside the country to take care of their health in other countries

Mandate2023:
Mumu......adeleke was elected on d good will of his family, dey did not vote him bcoz his PDP, hausa or igbo.........its strictly yoruba affairs and u won't ever have sense to understand......in d history of osun presidential election Google the pattern in which dey have always been voting.....una eye go clear

see the foolish man that is talking if not that you are brainless if his family is not good will people of Osun vote for him I dont think any right-thinking person will want APC or PDP back to rule this country not only that old men for that matter it is this BAT that put us in this problem we are in it today

NaijaOlosho:
Thiefnubuu knows only how to share money and proceeds of drug business

Can he tackle this as old as he is? The answer is no.

Therefore well meaning Nigerians with working brains have rejected Thiefnubuu

and APC only a fool will vote for them

Mandate2023:
Tinubu is leading all well meaning Nigerians to aso rock next year........we r fully with asiwaju


Ipigs zombidients and mumudients can cry under me as dey like........ awon oloriburuku

they do more than this for oyetola in Osun state what comes out of it crying n sickness

Zonefree:

Na sees finish dey cause all this nonsense.

Before you send someone's wife money for a building project, it's expected you let the husband be aware of the transaction. She's a married woman for chrissake!

The energies reserved for bedroom matters are now used in building your project and you deem it fit not to let me know ko nice na

Do you know maybe the man is useless? And do you read it well b4 just to comment? The money was sent to her by her family and maybe the man is a lazy type like APC fans and the woman will know her husband more than anyone of us which makes her not to tell him

May God forgive us If this is true for talking bad about the hospital and the nurses and RIP to the dead and those his friends should face the laws that others will know

Some men here will b thinking other wise now

sanusideunifier:
What do you think? Imagine Nigeria's politics without these names.
Oshiomole
Fani Kayode
Uzodimma
Dave Umahi
Keyamo
Liar Mohammed

Pls add to this list

SRJ
Omisore
Olaolu Akanb chief press to PMB
That useless man in Kano and many more

How I wish some body can gun this useless fool down

Chijeep:
Very good idea but they should make sure they don't stop there. they should also investigate the presidential medical centre in Aso rock and also prosecute the hospital that put Tinubu on diapers because they're the ones that are marketing bad market to Nigerians

You are a bad person you want people to cry abi

And those who thinks that nothing bad in baba over 80 rule this country again

Chijeep:
He shouldn't be too stingy na...
THE PROBLEM WITH ALL THESE CELEBRITIES IS THAT THEY DON'T LIKE TO HELP UNLESS IT'LL BE PUBLICISED.

CAMPAIGN ONGOING....
Obi have successfully won the heart of Every sane Nigerians, it's only these 3 categories that remains...
1. Illiterate northerners who only understand go.
2. The likes of mallam that have 7wives and 29childrens
3. Yoruba muslims who're worshipping Emilokan.
OTHERS ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT POLITICS YET

The man is foolish

Fira09:
Lad, are you kinda high on something?

What kind of assertion is this?

How is Bayelsa associated with IPOB Governor?..... prior to this I'm Edo guy,cos I know e no go hard you to link me to Igbo/IPOB,

So the Muslim president that has been in power since 2015 till now, what benefits has the dunce Muslim president provide for Nigerians.

You know you can't say this words publicly, if not you will go extinct.

OLABAMIJI99:
What has that IPOB governor achieved if not to loot his people up and down ..?

Bayelsa with small population with huge allocation yet underdeveloped.. A Christian governor..

And another Christian Peter Obi wants to rule this country ?


Goodluck Jonathan is and will remain the last Christian president in Nigeria.

MAY XTIAN NEVER RULE THIS COUNTRY AGAIN

Condom should have stopped this useless being for b alive what did Xtian or none Xtian have to do with what happened PMB that is not Christian see how the country is. I will not call you names but you are a fool

Goke Akinwemimo is wise with few people the rest are not do you know how much he will collect from the fool governor

They should be in a cell by now those people are so useless they don't value human life some will be telling you that if you don't pay for the card they can not take care of you and they too have forgotten that it can happen to them or someone close to them at any time in life, human life first b4 anything

saintrow1:
No reasonable person will join people that will labor in vain

just like nobody with a working brain will vote for APC in this country again

Will this may ASUU call off