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Nairaland General › Re: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by Pat081: 8:51pm On Mar 17, 2018
D day I will never forget will b d day dat I will marry one of dis nairaland gal
Politics › Re: President Buhari Extols Late Senator Wakil’s Dedication by Pat081: 8:47pm On Mar 17, 2018
People dead every day no body make it news
Crime › Re: See What Was Found At Dong Village In Jos After The Fulani Attack. by Pat081: 8:44pm On Mar 17, 2018
tooth4tooth:
I will not be surprise d to see the matter dead on arrival.
abi u will hear dat he hv b looking for it since last year tomorrow
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Man Eats Police Money For The First Time In His Life. See His Response by Pat081: 11:40am On Mar 17, 2018
olatunjithomas:
They will be waiting for him at a roundabout in yaba.... YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR AIRTIME AND HAVE IT... cheesy cheesy cheesy
dat is my mind bros,
Crime › Re: Photo: White Man Robs Las Vegas Casino With Blackman's Face. by Pat081: 11:20am On Mar 17, 2018
Lol but nt only lgbo people some we Yorubas re very bad only d ones u c dat is y
sonsomegrigbo:
some black people are bad.

particularly IGBOS...









IGBOS ARE ILLITERATES CRIMINALS ANYWHERE THEY ARE
Crime › Re: PHOTO: Edo Prisons Operatives Attack, Torture Traffic Officials by Pat081: 8:53am On Mar 17, 2018
Why dnt u show d face of dos useless menhuh?
Romance › Re: 11 Things You Should Never Do To Please Your Woman by Pat081: 8:49am On Mar 17, 2018
Sirventor01:
No reasonable and responsible girl would have you do that for her. but again what do I know
lol dnt u knw dat if money grow on trees 99%% of our ladies will nt date guy again but monkey
Romance › Re: 11 Things You Should Never Do To Please Your Woman by Pat081: 8:47am On Mar 17, 2018
DavSagacity:
No Nigerian man can do all these thing for a lady with him sense intact. Except the one wey done chop "vegetables" and eat egusi cooked with menstrual otutu....!!!!!!
100% ok but some useless guys still do dis 4 woman
Romance › Re: 11 Things You Should Never Do To Please Your Woman by Pat081: 8:38am On Mar 17, 2018
BrainnewsRadio:
You Think so? cheesy
yes only a fool can do dis 4 a lady mi , myself n l can nt do dis 4a woman
Crime › Re: Photo: White Man Robs Las Vegas Casino With Blackman's Face. by Pat081: 8:30am On Mar 17, 2018
Dia thinking is dat everybad things happen in black man land useless people
Bharekta:
https://bluebloodz./2018/03/17/photo-ex-con-charged-with-robbing-a-las-vegas-casino-in-blackface/




On January 10, a Caucasian man
walked into a Las Vegas casino in black
face and robbed the casino cage of New
York. James
Kennedy, 26, was hit with an armed
robbery charge on March 9 in federal
court.
According to Vibe, James used makeup
to look like he was black, but the
cashier knew
something wasn’t right about that
melanin, which was described as “off”
and “blotchy.”
James, who had a gun, told the cashier
“I want all your hundreds and don’t
mess around. I am not kidding, I want
all the hundreds,” before running off
with more than
$23,000.
He managed to getaway in a taxi, and
the craziest part of all is that the
robbery went down on Jan. 10, but
James wasn’t arrested
until Jan. 25 after someone called and
said he might be the guy they’re
looking for. After conducting
aninvestigation they ended up arresting
him. James had a good run with the
money though! He bought a $1,500
gold
bracket, money orders of more than
$1,800 and a $1,000 prepaid debit card
in someone else’s name.
He’s looking at 20 years in prison if
found guilty. He will learn his fate
when he’s due back in court on March
26.
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Strike In Taraba, Kill Five, Raze Houses by Pat081: 8:28am On Mar 17, 2018
Massdamm:
oloriburuku tribe...
every day people re going out nt know maybe he /she will enter again God cum n save us in dis land or if it is our sin 4gv us Lord Amen
Career › Re: Top 5 High Paying Side Hustles For Working Class People by Pat081: 8:22am On Mar 17, 2018
ednut1:
Easy to say
easy to say on Nairaland wen u gt into it u go knw dat life is nt like dat
Crime › Re: "I Really Do Not Wish To Wake Up Next Morning" - Girl Wrote On Twitter. by Pat081: 8:08am On Mar 17, 2018
SenselessIdiot:
I already know she must be one of the Awolowo descendants.
Ugly mofo, use snipper for rapid results please.
Btw.

For those of you that keeps wondering why the 100naira note is always dirty and looking unkempt, don't be too fast to forget that Awolowo was a descendant of the ewedu eating people
ur name says everything about u so no nid to talk again
Car Talk › Re: World First Transparent Car Launched In Germany by Pat081: 12:01am On Mar 17, 2018
We need one mi n agbonkamen very fast ooooooo
Health › Re: World Sleep Day 2018: When Last Did You Sleep For 7 To 8 Hours At Night? by Pat081: 11:58pm On Mar 16, 2018
Samsimple:
World Sleep Day (Friday before Spring Vernal Equinox) is an annual event organized by the World Sleep Day Committee of World Sleep Society, formerly World Association of Sleep Medicine (WASM), since 2008.
It is aimed to celebrate the benefits of good and healthy sleep and to draw society's attention to the burden of sleep problems and their medicine, education and social aspects; to promote the prevention and management of sleep disorders.
Through the World Sleep Day the World Sleep Society raises awareness of sleep disorders and their better understanding and preventability, and to reduce the burden of sleep problems on society that constitute a global epidemic and threatens health and quality of life for as much as 45% of the world's population.

SOURCE>> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Sleep_Day

While sleep requirements vary slightly from person to person, most healthy adults need between 7 to 9 hours of sleep per night to function at their best. Children and teens need even more.

when last did you sleep for 7 to 8 hours at night?
wen I dey high on beer ooooooo or wen I F*******************k
Romance › Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by Pat081: 9:34pm On Mar 16, 2018
agbonkamen:
well I can not kill or stress myself for any man my greatest worries are how to become a successful woman, good mother to my kids, useful to the society and my family and most importantly be heavenly minded not killing myself over ordinary dust.
Aunty u just use ur brain to get wot am talking about now
Romance › Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by Pat081: 8:12pm On Mar 16, 2018
agbonkamen:
then be smart about it
I can nt b smart because I dnt ask any of dem 4 money so dey knw dat if u do anything bad u go
Romance › Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by Pat081: 8:09pm On Mar 16, 2018
agbonkamen:
my brother no mumu like u na
I can nt b mumu now because dey never born d gal Wu will try dis wit mi or any of my brother. But ur boyfriend can b mumu ooo I dnt care
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Draw On 16th March 2018 by Pat081: 7:08pm On Mar 16, 2018
Prime4Val:
see what he spelt sir.
lol
Romance › Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by Pat081: 7:05pm On Mar 16, 2018
agbonkamen:
keep quiet must a guy double date? Look at the damages caused by his short dick all because he was cruzing two solid pussy grin
a guy can date many as he want n do u want to tell mi dat ur brother or ur bf is dating only u??
Romance › Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by Pat081: 6:47pm On Mar 16, 2018
agbonkamen:
Good for the stupid guy.
Aunty u re thinking with wot is between ur legs n not ur brain for Na ur brother one useless gal do dis to dis is wot u re going to say abi fool ,mumu dead brain
Romance › Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by Pat081: 6:39pm On Mar 16, 2018
agbonkamen:
Good for the stupid guy.
if Na ur brother she do dis to is dis wot u re going to sa Aunty mumu
Romance › Re: How To Make A Man Propose – Reno Omokri by Pat081: 6:36pm On Mar 16, 2018
Dis bro Reno dnt think like a man if one woman close her legs thousands will like to open it 4 d man
Romance › Re: How To Make A Man Propose – Reno Omokri by Pat081: 6:32pm On Mar 16, 2018
DrinkLimca:
If you are not a virgin and you are making such statements in boldened then you deserve to be cleansed before they accept you into the society too..
am 98.9%sure dat she is nt she just want people to c her as a good person dat will make a good wife
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Draw On 16th March 2018 by Pat081: 6:24pm On Mar 16, 2018
sogodihno:
Na nonsense talk be that, which want an EPL in the semi final, while not pair Spanish team, to ensure team get to semi final too, just 2 England team and they are paired together? this is conspiracy against EPL
dis draw Na nonsense one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Draw On 16th March 2018 by Pat081: 6:20pm On Mar 16, 2018
Prime4Val:
when you learn how to spell night, then you can have my attention............ For now I don't give a f**k
c Wu is correcting someone too right n nt night sir
Crime › Re: SARS Officer Who Killed Ram Seller, Paraded - Made To Sit On The Ground. Photos by Pat081: 6:13pm On Mar 16, 2018
Sitting on d floor dos dat means anything to himhuh?dnt b surprise if u c him in another state tomorrow
Crime › Re: Man Threatens Suicide Unless Governor Of Zamfara State Steps Down-see Photos by Pat081: 6:05pm On Mar 16, 2018
D governor will b thinking dat if he want to dead is better 4him to dead den 4him to do dat
Family › Re: Woman Celebrates Her Housemaid Of 13 Years On Her Matriculation (Photos) by Pat081: 4:23pm On Mar 16, 2018
Nice one but u dnt ve to tell us dat she is house helpma
Romance › Re: "Men, Please Marry More Than One Wife If You Can" - Fatima Aliyu Daku by Pat081: 11:48am On Mar 16, 2018
PSTEMMA1960:
if u go to my state today (Imo state )u will weep, u will see beautiful ladies 33-45 that are still eating mama thank u..

99.9 of Nigeria feminist are poor girls who think that marrying a richman is their birthright (too much of nolly-wood)..
u re right not only lmo state is everywhere
Romance › Re: How To Make A Man Propose – Reno Omokri by Pat081: 11:46am On Mar 16, 2018
Na mumu post b dis 4rm mumu man If I nid sex I knw wer to go to n carry as many as I want university is dia

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