₦airaland Forum

Virtualaccounts:
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Skipuru:
A guy of 27 years old impregnated my 16 years old sister mean while she's about to write her waec next year.
I called the guy on phone and he said he's ready to take responsibility of the girl and she will marry her , but me I don't like it that way because she's too small to bear a child and I don't want that to happen to my sister because she's the only girl in my family.
Now the question is I want her to abort the child and focus on her education but the guy said he ready and my mom called me and said that my sister said if anything should happen to her that it's on our head.
Please I want you to post it so I can hear people's opinions on this so I can know the right thing to do because I'm I'm going crazy.

Please I need a good advice on how to follow this matter. My mom want her to suffer so she can learn her lesson but me she will bring shame to me and my family. I'm just a boy of 22 years old still on the street.

mickeyenglish:
30million naira?! I want to ask questions.. Does this man has any sort of industry or business apart from his church establishment? Why give your "prophetess" wife 30million naira to celebrate her birthday when she's not an outsider? Why not just pick 5million naira out of that money and buy things like rice, beans, Garri, beverages, clothes, and shoes to an orphanage somewhere around you. Use 10million naira again out of that same money to purchase tens of Keke Napep and give to members who are poor and have nothing doing with a return of 10percent of their daily income? Again why not pick 10million naira out of that money to help youths and other members with their needs such as scholarships, tuition fees, feeding allowance, Visa procurement and general utility use? The remaining 5 million naira should be donated to hospitals and clinics to help procure some little Healthcare apparatus and equipments.This is my own breakdown of how the money should have been spent by the "prophet". In doing this, you have not only fulfilled the teachings of Christ and his apostles but, you have also in a simple way give back to the nation in a socialist way. Every partaker that has been affected by this fund ld definitely bless you.

Worst part is that, his blind followers would start calling you all sort of names for a simple advice. They will tell you that you simply know nothing about their daddy GO and that he has done all these things mentioned above.. Abeg! Ask them say shebi na the one wey we see we go talk..we no see hin charity works but we see the 30million naira cheque. I stand to be corrected, any of his members should upload any picture of the prophet and his prophetess wife doing any of the above, then I I'd gladly swallow my humble pie. Thanks to Philosophy and the likes of Thomas Berkeley, John Locke, and other British empiricism This is an Era of empiricism. If u can't provide an empirical evidence that he has done any charity work, please don't come here and start beating round Seun Osewa's Nairaland Bush.

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is a prophet and prophetess. Being a pastor is something I honestly don't know about but a prophet or prophetess is extremely hard in fact in places like the Celestial church, it is mostly an innate thing; in other words, you are born with the gift, you don't aquire it. Even after that,no one will tell you that you are a born prophet or prophetess until you start noticing some very weird things which beats mere mortal understanding at a certain age in your life. Even then, the road to finally becoming a full blown one is not easy. From my understanding of the doctrines,you just don't become a Prophet just like that? It's unheard of. We have 3 classificatio or types of Prophets or prophetess; one is the prophet that goes into Trans and speaks the words of the Holy spirit , the other is the Prophet that dreams, while the third is the one we call a Seer/Visioneer.. A member of their church should please tell me Which one do this couple belong to? I believe TB Joshua belong to the Seer/Visioneer class of prophet while the Nuns in the Catholic Church also belong to the Trans and Seer/Visioneer class. Don't ask me how I know cos i was sent to a missionary school all through my nursery, primary and secondary life as a student My Dad is also a Shepherd in the Celestial church (the highest rank of a prophet in the Celestial church which could only be attained after 15 years in active service and he attained it even before I was born), and my first sister who is a medical Doctor in the United States is also a Prophetess. If not for the leagues of Prophets and Prophetess who engage in fraudulent acts like performing spiritual rites for Yahoo boys,drug dealers, politicians,voodoo and other nefarious acts that has given away the Celestial church to the dogs and sewers, they would have been at the forefront of such task such as the discovery of Prophets and the Prophetess.










Post No Bill

MhizzAJ:
I'd give sex a shot

Joephat:
I am scared if police won't turn against me maybe after collecting bigger money from the guy

Joephat:
I was directed to meet this guy called Paul. A fake visa Agent. I gave him my passport, later on I discovered that he is not the main Agent, that he is working for a man whom he doesn't want me to meet in person.

I told him not to proceed with the visa application that I don't need it anymore, he started demanding $150. According to him, the money is for the invitation letter that was applied on my behalf.

I promised to pay for the invitation only if I see the invitation. Yesterday, I called him n he said that I should be patient with him. I vividly told him that I don't need the visa again and he cut my calls and haven't be picking my calls anymore.

What do I please?
Do I need to involve the police?

FortifiedCity:
They have not given me that option. I love my peace but will do all to make sure I defend it. I don't care how long it takes so long as it will be an end to that trash.

FortifiedCity:
These guys have been frustrating my peace with their useless pop-up subscriptions. I will be typing something on my phone and suddenly, out of no where, the pop up will cover my screen and because my hands are in motion, I'll click the trash and they will be deducting my money.

These pop ups range from games, who has time for nonsense games for heaven's sake?
Other times, it will comedy, I don't need MTN to send me comedy lines or sentences. At times, naked women pop up and I go just weak. Different things I don't understand.

I have called them twice and complained bitterly after which the agent will say that they have "unsubscribed" it yet the same bird keeps singing.

I can't take it anymore. I am going to the law court. Even as I type this, more that 10 of such pop ups have occurred. I don't know.

I am documenting my evidence. I won't demand less than N50m for all these because trust me, my peace is priceless coupled with illegal deductions that have been .adequate from all these.

I am so pissed off right now. Somebody get me a lawyer!!!!!!