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Maurice the blockhead. Anyway, it is Nigeria. Nuisances are allowed to spit rubbish and get away with it without being questioned.

As for that Nigeria1, your imbecility is incredulous. You are like your father Maurice the goat.

@ tkb417,

Nicez one mate!

Very interesting interview. I just wonder when the interviewer will interview me?

Who is messing with my sweet Cristalz

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=16635.msg3079444#msg3079444 date=1226532104]I thunk Arsenal lost to Hull and Stoke. . . . .What happened to ur memory bank?? [/quote]Was that last season or this season? When y'all made ridicule of us, never knew what goes around comes around?

I love FOOTBALL.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=16635.msg3079432#msg3079432 date=1226531714]And if Chelsea win 2 titles in May 2009 and Arsenal finish trophyless again. . . .Which would be more shameful?? [/quote]Which two titles are those? Cocacola and Carling cup? It is so good to see that small small teams are making a mess of y'all.

Shit has happened. When I keep stressing that some of these peeps should come and learn from Professor Wenger, some peeps think I am talking thrash. A non premiership side making a total disgrace to you all on your home soil.

Outstanding show of shame.

Are you alright?

A Covenant University product highlighting a grammatical error? How AMAZING!!!

@ Topic,

YES I WILL! Although it is very very rare for a lady to be taller than me.

omoge:
Pata, i am
how are you, Pataki?


it is better to be a daddy girl than be a momma boy. at least you could tell daddy to stay at home. . . though daddy don't bother hopping around their children's home unlike momma.

one thing i heard they don't bug their daughters home/apt like they do their son'seh why


God bless our troops

Who be Pata? You this girl, you too dey think too many things.

Who told you fathers are not worse off? Hmmmm! I hope this is not the wahala you will put me through when the time finally comes. If your father tries it, there is already a standby dog and my Mack4 ever constant.

DeepZone:
If wishes were horses, Pataki will ride.
_{Funmi farts loudly. It's a good morning.}

Oniranu rada rada.

Who are you dreaming of riding you?. . . . Pataki? Go and lie down and sleep again.

DeepZone:
I'm now a schmuck, no more a fart sprayer?
What is this good signature doing in your page?. Do pimps pray? For what?

Which is you from the video below?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9nsxKFqjFw

Does it pain you I know how to communicate with my Maker? You this irritating pest. Why not let the hangover you are having over Pataki die off?

Sorry I do not know how it feels when ones love is rejected, but however it is, I have since rejected your love and moved on. Quit the jibber jabber, and go suck on those Nebraska cows.

omoge:
i see many mommy boys here.

forget him Michelinmama should stay at their husband's home. visit once in blue moon.

kai, but why should boys show their mother too much attention when their son have girl in their lives? what about attention from the dad/husband?

I see many daddy's girls here.

You sef lend voice for this matter? Are you not supposed to be busy remembering your veterans today?

spikedcylinder:
I did. He's in his early 20's prolly still in school or something. To his mother, he is still a baby.

Now bite me.

I won't bite you here. I prefer the bedroom biting. You know my bites are disastrous.

That said, 20+ is not a kid. Would you call yourself a kid?

michelin89:
He can't possibly leave his house with his mum in. She is always a visitor like anyone else. So if she comes in and he has the idea of going out, it automatically means asking his mum to leave as well.

Why not? You guys are still handling your issues with naivety. Better still, you guys marry one another and tell me if the mother comes visiting, you guys cannot go out and leave her at home.

@ Poster,

You guys are not married, so what is your stress? If you are bothered with the mother being there, you guys can go out for a treat. Has the mother obliged following you out also?

Who says 20+ is still a kid?

DeepZone:
YES THEY CAN. I will advise channels TV to follow suit because whatever is good for the goose should also be good for the gander. The online journalists too should sue him. I am a bit worried that if the Nigerian govt continue to harass sahara reporters, one day they will leap further and start arresting the likes of Seun and other Nigerian blog proprietors.

NO THEY CANNOT. It is already embedded in the constitution. He cannot be taken to court while he is still serving the Nation as a president. A probe may be undertaken or an impeachment proceeding, but taking him to court is out of it!

spikedcylinder:
Hia!

Nka ukwa nsogbu.

Are you minding that schmuck?

DeepZone:
3 what?. As a matter of fact, when I saw this story: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-194086.0.html#msg3069645, the first thing that came to my mind was Pataki but my temper relaxed when I saw the boys picture. May be the bobo saw pataki on the movie and his ugly yansh gave him heart attack.

Are you on a payroll to keep thinking of Pataki every now and then? What is it with you? There is no way in the world I would ever SHAG you!!! Even if you are pay one hour now and get one hour free cheap fcuks. Don't soil my water bed with your fats, farts and oil.

You have even begun to develop a mental picture of what Pataki looks like? Better not give yourself a heart attack. I am not ready to visit the Police station just because of your vicissitude, when it all finally happens.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=193172.msg3068228#msg3068228 date=1226352444]u guys should hav a 3som and put us all out of our misery. . . [/quote]I would not be held accountable for on-site murder.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=193172.msg3068203#msg3068203 date=1226352116]She is the Naija version of Queen Latifah

It's a facade.[/quote]No wonder she farts recklessly here and there. With her composition one would just be shagging fats and oil rather than the real thing.

Therefore, I am not interested. I will most surely pass on this one.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=193172.msg3068183#msg3068183 date=1226351710]She needs to get laid. . . . .
Work her with ur magic stick.[/quote]Let me see what she looks like first. I may have to transfer her to one of my boys in the hood to give her a life.

But for real, she digs your swagger.

DeepZone:
Why? Is he still washing your draws?

Keep on drooling over Pataki. I do not even know you still exist.

Now buzz off you irritating pest.

Eastbay:
tkb417
Fact:Ronaldo does not show up in the big games.And Saturday was just another reminder of that fact.He was supposed to be a weapon with which we win games.That includes scoring.He gave the ball away too much for someone we all are touting as World Footballer of the Year.No need arguing.
Berba:
Berbatov has to justify is 30million pound fee.The way he's playing,30 nobody will want to buy him for 30million grains of sand.Where was he on Saturday?
Arsenal played without Adebayor,vanPersie and still schooled us.Made us look ordinary.Denilson,Diaby:they can't make the gunner's first eleven.
Tactics:
Fergie started Gary Neville.Is that not questionable enough?When did he bring in Tevez?15 minutes to go.Then at the summer,you shouldn't be suprised if Tevez leaves us,or how do you explain the foot-dragging on his deal?Why bring in Giggs for anything at all?
And so how does the resting of "key" players against Celtic tally with this result?
Complacency:if United players had gone for the kill from the get-go,to take the Arsenal team that was short on morale,low on confidence, then we could have won.Instead they just strolled in thinking they would win.Are we going to beg the players to take the chances that come?

And why didn't you highlight the latter part of my argument?
When last did we keep a clean sheet?
When last did we beat a top four team?
When last did we even play well?
I will not take away the trophies he won last season,but this nonsense of trying to play all four of Berba,Roo,Tev and Ronaldo shows me he's not getting it selection-wise.In fact I think he misses Quieroz.
And if study Liverpool,you wouldn't make the comment about Benitez,whodespite his current form chops and changes his line-ups.

Besides,what has Liverpool got to do with this argument?

This is the most sincere Red Devil fan on this thread today.

Love is blind, Love is stupid.

Why commit suicide, all because of a teenager as herself I assume Arresting the poor boy does it help matters?

When there are still men like tumfule on nairaland around, she should just have logged onto the internet, and she would have her feel.


For those who think housemaids are not made to love, they must be very daft.

jp philips:
what a jobless post
abi na that your papa take hook ur mama
no wonder you are a product of leaking condom

Do you feel happy after throwing your tantrums?

@ Post,

Nice. Have you applied it to yourself?

@ Chessguru,

Semantics is a problem. From severely beaten to brutality, all just to make a point? I still insist what was exaggerated in that video clip?

Confession time innit?

chessguru:
@ Gamine

You are very correct----------the Actual act was exergerated--------the words SEVERELY BEATEN[b][/b] has no place in that video clip----------imagine the victim is a male cab driver for example you for see real Brutality Boot kicking ,military Belt flinging especially the mopols, aggressive man handling!! those kind of cases happen every minute in Nigeria so get your camera ready the next tim e and expose those them!! As per this one-----------it should be Discourage and condemned---in totality as this is physical Assualt --------actionable in law and by all means she can seek justice-----but let us not add or subtract from the actual fact!!


If what is being done every day as per real brutality is exposed----------then you guys will give severely beaten another definition!! JUSTICE MUST OF COURSE PREVAIL!! www.justicenigeria.com

What was exaggerated in that video clip? The fact a lady was horsewhipped? The fact that she was dragged on the streets like a stubborn goat to be slaughtered? The fact she was stripped of her blouse in broad daylight, all that was exaggerated?

How do you people even reason sef? What is your definition of severely beaten? Beaten to a state of stupor or coma?