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So magun is now the way of keeping lost love. I think this shitzo is good business in naija now.

The way some billy silly goats sit on this forum and derail threads is really a cause for concern. If you are so eager to talk to one another, get on the fucking phone and do that!!

Cool.

Moyola:
a v.guud xample. . .

Tell them o!

_{How are you doing?}

Muza:
dazangel11 dan uwarki shegiya,
Any body reading what you wrote will just laugh  ,
U are so ignorant and shallow.
Nobody has been complaining about the Niger delta terrorists.
All those making noise don't even know what happened.
Big fools kawai  

Musa this matter to you is a source of humor? Or can you care to enlighten on what really happened if you are not so ignorant and shallow? Niger Delta is another issue for another thread. Can't you people reason at all? Looking for straws to grasp at!

Moyola:
hehe. . .

. . . . Tom Cruise n Katie nko?

height shuldnt be a prob naa. . . . lurv iz da koko

Hmmmm. . . . . .

Pataki and Moyola is another example I think. Love is da koko.

tpia:
@ bolded- look at this one.

same old statement every time. Shouldnt you have come up with a new response by now?

Most naija men don't like boring women. Though this  pie in the sky "husband" of yours seems to have eaten some jazz from your pot. Who's jazz is greater- yours or his- is still up for debate.



Boring isnt hip. Redefine yourself. If possible.


Continue talking to yourself here instead of serving your "husband". Or maybe you're busy with your nairaland "husbands" for now.

I seriously do not like going after peeps on a faceless forum and castigating them at whatever time and opportunity it arises. I deliberately decided to let you be on the culture thread seeing that you were already beginning to weep like a 6months old baby deprived of suckling her mother's breast.

If her story is a sham, what is your point of posting? Hit the ignore button and move on, or better still look for a good dongayaro tree and begin to eat it like a termite (go and bu igi je) if her story worries your idiotic senses.

I wonder how you simply live your real life if you are so much filled with hate when people post on a cyber forum.

RedHotChic:
From interacting with them. How will you know this when all you care for in their midst is their kitten?


Bloody southerner? my dagger will soon puncture you

Interacting with them? You spent your whole entire time interacting with girls born and raised in the US?! You are really jobless.

Your dagger puncture moi? In your dreams. . . . keep on dreaming. It surely relieves you of the kongii

RedHotChic:
Did you consider the fact that the girl behaves that way because of the environment she grew up? . Many girls in the US with Nigerian parents tend to behave that way especially if the parents alienated them from Africans while growing up.

This is the problem with your brain, you are so quick to occlude to whatever does not suit your infantile reasoning. How did you come about the statement in bold above?

RedHotChic:
Believe what you like. mack daddy. How is the global economic crunch affecting your business?

You have just said the word ''global'' so I am definitely sure, it is affecting your cow milking business in the US. The only female aboki of Nebraska.

RedHotChic:
Why is abiodun daft?. the fancy degree came in because some people think she is in love with him because of his worth but if not that, she wouldn't deal with any Nigerian because she consider them to be 2nd class black people even though her parents are one. If abiodun is in love and wants to forgive her for being ignorant, what is wrong in that?

Forgive my ass. . . . .  That girl is a formal patient for psychological analysis.

I do not even believe your write-up here. Just another of your usual otiose self with nothing to do, thinking of such absurdities.

RedHotChic:
Hannibal cannot breathe or eat without me. The crush on me is so much that its choking me.

This bum is paranoid and in a grandeur deluded state.

The girl is stupid, Abiodun is daft.

What has a fanciful medical degree got to do with a relationship? Both of them need to go and sit down and re-evaluate themselves. Begging her on behalf of Nigerians who are third class citizens? Foolishness is no respecter of persons at all.

QuotaSyste:
Orobo, are you feeling it? Once again, good morning. Idiot. Tomorrow, you and your people will still support the same murderers against Igbos. You have done it before, you are still doing it today, but now, you have been caught up in their senseless mayhem and you are complaining. Quit complaining and respond to your good morning. Olodo.

QuotaSyste:
Ewu Yoruba bigot, i didn't see you attack your ekiti wife RedHotChic when she was busy asking what Igbos were doing in northern nigeria while being killed and suggesting that Igbos should pay higher tax than others to avoid being killed in the north. Ethnic bigot, you are quick to respond to me because you already deciphered that i am not a bigoted Yoruba like you. Ewu awusa slave.

And to even think you are educated yet you excel in stupidity. You are a living proof that education is not enough to liberate a mind out of foolishness and sheer wickedness of the heart which Nigeria is profoundly blessed with.

May their souls rest in peace. One more reason why that useless NYSC should be scrapped. Waste of time and lives.

God save Nigeria.

I ain't taking such a lady serious. There is no way I would even consider it a relationship at all.

From RedHotShit,

How will guys understand you when you are flirting with them. The will quickly conclude that you are one lonely Hot old woman looking for a random screw. Hannibal and Pataki comes to mind.

Please stop punishing Hannibal and Pataki. They are fellow human beings with body and soul. Have mercy on them and stop using your sexy voice to send them to sexual el Dorado

Who shall deliver ME from this loose Hot dog? Is my name now your tool for flirting? Just as Sauron stated, sort out your mid-life crisis.

These scummies no dey shame? Carry their hooliganism behavior to the Gunner's thread.

@ My Sweet Cristalz,
You are now a moderator? Are you the change Seun is shouting here?

Akolawole:
@Pataki

where is the answer to the puzzle?

My Oga,

Sorry for the delayed response. I got carried away with the Arsenal victory over Chelski. I am confused about something though, you said illegal immigrants, that got me totally off-balance. My earlier answer was WHM but taking note of the illegal immigrant in your posse requires that I re-evaluate my answer.

Therefore I seem not to be sure what the answer would be if I still stuck with the WHM.

RedHotChic:
Who knows what she is going through in the hands of her husband? Women cheat with good and viable reason but men are just plain dogs

And I would be very stupid to conclude that women are plain bitches. . . . However with someone like you, it is so easy to come to such a conclusion.

Kweenisha:
deepzone  or anybody abeg help me na
what the fried chicken is magun?
I've never heard of this.
What is it,where is it bought and how does it work

Magun simply means: Do not climb or mount.

It is a deep and potent African Charm oftentimes inserted into a woman by her husband or lover to deal with the woman if suspected of banging another man.

There are various brands of Magun. The most common and well known ones are the types where once a woman has been given magun unknowingly, and she meets the her sexual partner to mate, the partner after climbing the woman and getting his sexual satisfaction, passes on to the yonder either through somersaulting, drinking a whole geepee tank full of water till he bursts off, peeing without stopping till he begins to pee out blood and passes on, barking like a deranged dog and cannot sleep for days, loses his senses and reasoning faculty, coughing etc.

Moyola:
ehn. . . if datz hao yu purit

buh dhat ain no magun. . . . . if not there wuld hv bn all sort of somersaulting

_{m good bruv, longtym! hao ya endz?}

Magun comes in various brands and versions. As I earlier said, this is just a mild version of gbono feli-feli. There is one that not until you pour very cold water into that pot, all the time, it will continue to gbono (hot) till she confesses she truth.

Magun is not just about somersaulting.

_{My endz is cool. Missing you sha.}

Moyola:
dhat ain 'magun'

letz juzz say nemesis caught up

What is nemesis? Is Magun not a form of nemesis?

_{How are you doing my dear?}

JosBoy4Lif:
How can I be in agreeance with such a savage act?
But unless we find the root problem and deal with it, which is indeed political. The killings will continue to manifest themselves.

And the root and problem is that everyone wants to dominate your Jos Kingdom?

[quote author=onye_ngbu link=topic=201329.msg3167101#msg3167101 date=1228156865]How can you tell us where the igbo lands starts and ends. All the way from Jos.

There are too many things about Rivers and the people that you do not obviously know.

Nobody is doing that assignment for you.[/quote]With that statement in bold, you are more or less calling for that cyber-lunatic Nigeria1 to come display his google mapping skillz.

Seun:
All these killings are just simple first degree murder, which is punishable by hanging under Nigerian law.  
Laws will not make a difference, the police needs to improve their procedures for dealing with this problem.

What procedures are you talking about? When lives are being killed in hundreds on a daily basis?

RedHotChic:
That is the only thing Pataki is good at in this world. Different forms of magun. Are you a magun vendor?

RedHotChic:
@topic, she has an infection yet undetected.

As usual, you are myopic when it comes to talking to the feminine side as you.

A fellow woman as you are, is busy jumping from one prick/manliness to another while seated in her matrimonial home and there you are, you have nothing to say to that other than come to the conclusion that it is an infection undetected.

Since when did you become a specialist/consultant in knowing an undetected infection? Have you had it before?

@ JosBoy,

Are you in support of the killings in Jos?

It was all the Western Media news. CNN is not the only source of news information my dear.

That said, Nigeria is in real trouble if we still reason that killing one another makes progress to the nation.

No wonder Nigeria will always top the list of the most dangerous countries in the world.

Deep seated hate and tribalism.

JJYOU:
you just bag yourself a tribalist bigot badge.  what is the matter with you and why can't you answer a simple question?

There is a word called COMMONSENSE. Beg God when next he is distributing it not to pass you by.

Rubbish.