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topup:
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What is advisable is that you two talk, because it seems to me that the both of you are very confused about where the boundaries lie, if there are even any at all.

Please talk to each other.[/color]

This is just basically the summary of your verbiage. Well stated though.

Saw this video on facebook, never bothered to look at it. Having seen it now, I cannot help but laugh. These guys should be rounded up as comedians. 

slowpoke no3 your mother is in Ghana!!! f-u-c-k off!!!

I will travel to Ashante tomorrow and report you to Rawlings.

You better tell her in the middle of the night that you are from Nigeria. I know them, that is what they will do.

What are all of you. . . . . . .finish it. . . . . . you are all imbeciles.

slowpoke no1 slowpoke no2 slowpoke no3

I know you, you work as a cleaner in the railway station. Let me show you my Id card, f-u-c-king idiot.

Cristalz:
Wigan 2 - Arsenal 0

You created a poll, no one voted in respect to Wigan except you.

I love your sheer determination in not wanting to cry this weekend.

yemmyse:
Believe the worst part. Served in a town with only 1 church. Did evangelism in villages where no church has ever dared to visit.

My dear, if we spent half of the amount we spend in building 1m capacity halls on evangelism and education in the North. In 10 years we would be singing a new song.

Practical nonsense!

I served close to the North, no amount of education or religion can eradicate the nonsense piled up into those nuisances in the north. The same education that has been there over the years, what changes has it made to them? The north are stereotyped into thinking unilaterally. At the least provocation, they are ready to pick their dagger and off they go.

E.g: The most popular car brand of car in the north is the Honda. Even with the vast diversities of cars and knowledge as to how one brand of car differs from another, they are stereotyped into thinking if it is not Honda, they do not have a car yet. With such a stereotype, pray tell me what education or religion in the next ten years can wipe it out of them?

@ RedHotShit,

How does taxation correlate to reducing those blood thirsty vampires of the Nigerian North? Which mallam are you going to tax? A mallam who inserts knife into his fellow mallam in order to remove the dirt residing inside his nose?

As far as I care, let the North go. They have been nothing other than trouble, mass violence and high joblessness.

Cristalz:
Let's not forget Arsenal did lose at home to Villa recently.

So? Does it matter in respect to this game? You just wanted to rub it in our faces right? I will be your kleenex for this weekend My Sweet Cristalz.

I am proud to be an Igbo guy.


Igbo kwenu!!!!

billgatexp:
who say i dey stay for oshodi, e be like say ur mouth dey scratch u, no b ur fault sha,

Guy, you and this your yellow logo. Which levels?

You dey or you no dey? Na on top internet you wan come dey show abi?

RedHotChic:
I am boobilicious and bootilicious. Wetin na?

Dem dey call animals with horns, even cockroach sef wan carry hin weak antennae comot. Na your type? Abeg go siddon somewhere jare.

Kweenisha:
The name is Tilapia
Pataki was hungry for fresh fish

You wan finish my rep finally for nairaland. How must I be found with such a hag of a fish.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=203272.msg3178319#msg3178319 date=1228355207]Make sure u work hard. . . . .Are u still coming to the UK this Christmas?[/quote]Is she planning on coming down? Hmmm. . . . .

@ Poster,
You guys are cute no doubt. Are you a confra man? I don see your logo for that pics!

Moyola:
ok naa!


I'd say 'A Loaded Lover'

Se kia kia joor.


You are so intelligent. A loaded lover. You do not need to look any further then girl.


Your change has come and is here.

Ogboraph:
ok let me say it . Now tell go back to history, it was the wooooman that started it. and she put that poison in the vains of men in th begining the first womwn on earth EVE slept with the serpent and she aet , the fruit or don't you guys understand the proverd? to eat of the friut, in the middle of the garden(body) and when you sleep with a  F . guys use to say i done shop her.
the wooman did it first to serpent, betraying Adam but he has no choice just like christ than to redeeem her. that was why she had two() child cain and abel. one for Adam the other for serpent so the woman started it. and they are still doning it

Eve slept with the serpent? Where did that one originate from?

Moyola:
mo nbo. . . . yeah    

Ma da mi duro, oju kan mi. (Do not keep me waiting joor)

Moyola:
'believe n commitment and hope 4 beta 2mrw marry talika. . . . don't think anyone wanz dhat. . . . . itz beta not to patch thingz up. . . . . in d name of 'e go beta' word!!

Are you out for a loaded guy or a better lover guy?

tope2000:
How can u say that
I'm disappointed

My dear why are you? Do you want me to test it on you so that all these guys after you on nairaland will start to ''parada'' and let you be.

Ordinarily today, that word must have been used over 500 times in the romance section. Someone even started a thread of where he is been threatened by Magun and what can he do.

Magun the most celebrated romance medicine of our time!!!!

Moyola:
Monie, good whip of 'koboko' & ife aisetan

Hmmmm. . . . . .


See me off camera.

omi tutu:
All this one wey una dey praise Debo so . . .

abegi, make e carry go

too much good sense will make a woman use man as aso akisa

This is so funny. Aso akisa indeed.

Where you not the one praising him the other time back?

Akinagirl:
Well if he didn't know that he had a son, then we can work this out. If he did know all along and he didn't tell me. Well there would be some serious reconsiderations made.

What happens to love conquers all? If you truly love him, what reconsideration should be made?

ibkaye:
Men are unfaithful
Women are unfaithful

It's the circle of life!

So young and so intelligent.

Well stated my dear.

tope2000:
u r a king amongst men jare

Ori mi wu o, e lagimo (my head is swelling abeg helep me hit am)!

Thank you my Royal Queen.

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=203476.msg3177273#msg3177273 date=1228337513]Thats easy, leave his lying behind !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Should a guy do the same to a lady? For a guy to willingly take care of his son, shows a level of responsibility on his part.

tope2000:
but its true

Is that true about me too?

I ain't scared of a successful woman. I am proud to have successful women all around me. A successful woman is not just in respect to her career, but all round success which also encompasses her relationship lifestyle with others around her.

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=202330.msg3177379#msg3177379 date=1228339195]ummm

Pata, is that you for real?

sistawoman, do bother yourself that much. tell your friend to seek  second  view. tell her to stop shagging others ok.
there is nothing like magun. guilty heart is terrible too.[/quote]Yeah that is me and I ain't hiding that away. Too bad what goons like Lady Trash-can will do to salivate and self-service herself off with my pictures.

LadyT:


I'm sorry Pataki what actually happened was well I was mesmerised by your sheer offensive beauty I made some typos.

I'm sorry

WOW!!!

I am so impressed!!! Someone downloaded my picture for you on facebook! You must be very jobless. Is this as low you can get to denigrate my person? Girl, try harder. By the way that is an old picture of me while in the Netherlands. Have you seen the one with my braided hair? Tell your source to download that for you!

LadyT:


Its ok Pataki. If you were not so damn ugly with that 5 head of yours I would actually take offensive.



rotflmao

Miss I made a mistake to address you. After reading this quoted statement emanating from you above, I realize that I was wrong to address you. Your grammar is beyond my comprehension.

Keep on "actually taking offensive''.

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!

Kweenisha:
magun ko, 357 magnum ni
body can try that magun nonsense with me.
Once you  shout "blood of Jesus" the chains of magnum abi chandum are broken

does anyone have first hand evidence about this thing or it's just another Nigerian scam.
I remember in the 90's when they said men's "things" were being stolen in the market place and from a distance I saw smoke rising in the crowd while a man was burnt to ashes near ogbete market yet no one has actually seen a man who unzipped and true true,his "thing" had vamoosed.

May God save you. So if the guy whose ''kini'' had been stolen had unzipped his trousers for confirmation, would you have looked at it too?

I know magun is real because I know of a friend of mine whose brother had it and died of it within hours.

LadyT:
Sistawoman seriously do you do anything other to do than have sex and discuss sex? Your on heat 24/7

Birds of the same feather flock together.  I mean your friend justifying why shes screwing around by blaming her mother in law is a joke. 

One day you will wake up and realise you are not and never will be Nigerian so please stop these stupid topics where you are posting utter BS to gain BS knowlegde.

Be happy in your own skin.  And please stop the "My husband is amazing bullshit as well"

He married your fine yellow ass for papers not love my God if we can see that why can't you?

or did he use Juju on you?

Hisssssss

What is this thing writing? Indeed not everyone who can read and write is sensible.

So supposedly he gets married to her for papers, is that any of your fucking business? Are you not also on heat to vomit your rubbish here without thinking for a second? How does what you have written here correlate to the topic at hand? Very quick to blow out the empty hot air in your brain without thinking or reasoning. What a shallow mind.

Kweenisha:
The name sef magun sounds like a dish of some sort,like food.
Or is it mango I'm thinking about?

Becareful how you chop mango oh because Magun can also be inserted into it.


This one that you like food, it would be more easier to plant magun on you well well.

tpia:
shut up and get a life. Baboon.

if not for internet, who dash monkey banana.

go lick deepzone's pata.

If I'm "below your standard of talking to", then why are you responding to my posts.

Anyway, you seem overjoyed that I'm giving you attention. Enjoy the situation while it lasts.

Tilapia or what do you call yourself, telling me to get a life when all you do all day is to insult galore on the forum. An orangutan like you calling another monkey. You have no shame at all.

Bloody waste of oxygen. If you are so frustrated with your being why not go hug a live Nepa transformer and put an end to your foolish and useless life.

I simply respond so that you will not think idiocy rules supreme. It is always good to put cyber imbeciles as you in your correct shoes.

tpia:
you sound like a cow.

Did you finish high school at all, or did you drop out since you couldnt cope?

In case you havent noticed, i don't normally bother responding to you or even reading your posts, since you've always seemed like an illiterate, imo.

Anyway, Deepzone is calling you on another thread to come and wash her underwear. Here's the link:


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-196093.0.html

You must be thinking so highly of yourself. I limit the people I respond to on this forum and you are far below my standard of talking to. Who converses with a deranged dog? All forms of appealing to your sanity on this thread and numerous others on this forum has fallen into your deaf ears!

How were you raised up? Brought-up as a woman to be the replica of a goat who would never listen to word of caution. You are either here or there throwing insults at people over your useless frustrated life. I have never held correspondence with you simply because you are totally bereft of sanity. You are either carried away with your hate of different tribes in Nigeria or busy throwing tantrums at your fellow women here and there and when need be on men too. Politics section reeks of your insults, Culture section is a whole disaster. You barge into this thread and your first post is to direct insults at the poster without bothering to read in details what the poster has posted.

What beats me silly is when moronic gerbils like you go about thinking your foolishness is a reason for celebrity. Have you not heard of live and let live. If the poster's story is a sham ignore her and move on. You were reprimanded and you came back with the worst drivel of sarcasm your useless brain can compose.

If a troglodyte as you does not read my post, I wonder how you know DeepZone and I converse on nairaland. You are practically silly be called a woman.

Ignorant mooch.

tkb417:
person vex u today?
easy o

Nope, I dey kampe my Governor. Just about five pages here filled with utter balderdash.

debosky:
Tgirl abeg interview Pataki. . . . I think he has some choice words on his mind  

Choice words ke? Like what and what please? I have since done mine right before yours I think.



Where is my sweet cristalz interview tgirl?