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Cristalz:
@pataki

Of course partners have to be inter-dependent, but I'm talking about a woman that doesn't run to you for everything. The only time you see her say ''help'' is when its totally out of her capacity.

But otherwise, she handles pretty much everything else.

If there is ever a lady as such right now, forward her to me.

Of course, such ladies are delightsome to have. However, there is the tendency for her to be arrogant and rude with her material possessions or her excellent ability to handle her issues independently.

Nevertheless, I seek for a lady who knows how to balance things equally. That is: When not to sit on my neck for things to be done for her and when to sit on my neck even she can effectively handle her affairs, but she just wants me to feel as the man in her life.

Independents Call for a Sovereign National Conference----------Punch Newspaper.

Obama appoints Pataki for Ministerial Duties-------------Concord Newspaper.

@ Cristalz,
Are you a replica of the Miss Independent? I can totally assure you that no lady in our modern day world is truly and really independent of the male counterpart or rather ''Partner'' as it is now called here.

She may assume she has it all, but yet the fundamentals are still missing.

@ My Sweet Cristalz,

Does it make you feel relieved if you have to conjure lies against Professor WENGER? Just get my vintage French Wine ready while I order for more Kleenex and cartons of chocolates to be forwarded to Abuja National Youth Service Corp Headquarters addressed to you against December and May 2009.

Thanks Lucabrasi!

Gamine:
Thanks!

A fan!

Reading my posts here and there,

how wonderful!

Are you alright mentally or rather upstairs? Read my post again and tell me whether it depicts I celebrate your foolishness. What a pathetic loser.

Cristalz:
@pataki/ just1n

Just say you've never met one,that's all

My sweet Cristalz,

There is nothing as Miss Independent. Take it or leave it.

Cristalz:
Pataki you dream such unrealistic dreams I'll be the one sending you bottles of vintage french wine to drown yourself in

My sweet Cristalz, Vintage French Wine is for celebrations. I remember when Akolawole promised me that on the travel section. Still waiting to redeem my wine.

Hope you did not suffer too much nightmare yesterday my sweet cristalz. Where is darefestus? Still crying?

Gamine:
I think this case is being Exaggerated jo

There are worse things happening that need the Presidents attention

So they dragged her cloths, na today?

did they beat her sef?

i didnt see any beating in that video

Whenever I read your postings here and there, I wonder why the Federal Government allowed Private Universities like Covenant to thrive. You do not have any inkling of sense at all.


@ Lucabrasi,

Please could you post the link to the facebook group? I just checked the profile of that Layo Arogundade, not even worth giving a response to.

Is there really a lady as "Miss Independent"?


HELL NO.

@ My Sweet Cristalz,

Chocolates? Royal Mail has been acting funny I will be waiting here for you again in December. You would get a carton of chocolates for those golden tears then.

Cristalz:
@pataki

You were ''busy'' weeping over the bashing Hull, Spurs and Stoke gave y'all right?
Quit calling me ''your sweet Cristalz'' Mr.Plastic

Oh Phuleaseeeeeeeeee Sweet Cristalz, Hull Spurs et al are all history to me

Are you much in a better mood right now? I hope you had a wonderful night rest. I could only imagine how my sweet cristalz was feeling.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=193096.msg3058775#msg3058775 date=1226171345]Previous encounter. . . . . .

Tell a woman about a small mishap and watch her go. . . . ."Oh ma Gosh", "But i told ya. . .", "U don't listen to me" and reh reh reh.
How is that the solution to the problem??
Gimme answers first before moaning.
Unfortunately most women can only moan and gripe, they would never say. . ."What are we going to do??"[/quote]You are very right mate.

I remember when I had a problem that involved me thinking and thinking about it for weeks, when I told Miss, her first response was, what were you thinking in the first place before. I was totally mad. I told her never again would I entrust issues into her hands for her discussion. She thought I was kidding, but she overtime realized that I was serious.

@ Poster,
When he wants to be left alone to iron the issue out, it is best you let him be for real. If he feels it is too much on him, he will eventually tell you.

Pataki a plastic fan?

Where were you when I posting on the sport section all the while? Where is Kitaun, Akolawole, et al? Even Cristalz (a newbie) sef dey claim me to be plastic fan?

I must be a real thorn in the flesh this evening.

Cristalz:
@pataki

Who is your sweet Cristalz?

When you were Hullified, Spurned and Stroked in the all the wrong places you were too cowardly to show up on your own thread, not to mention here. You don lose face for my side jare

Na HNIC,Debo,A-40 and Muki be beta Arses. You na original counterfeit. So parry on Mr Plastic I nor send you.

Sweet Cristalz,

Victory is sweet innit? Don't you wish today can be reversed? As for not showing my face all those times, sweet Cristalz, I was busyyyyyyyyyy

I send you too? I just love to read your continuous ''How I Wish. . . . '' What is your take on Saha this evening?

@ j-girl,
Don't even go the environmental line with ME. Between handkerchief and kleenex, which is easily disposable and environment friendly? Are you still crying?

@ HNIC,
Don't mind these scum-twats. All they glory in is LAST SEASON. Bunch of ignoramuses. You have to keep drumming it into them to realize that there is a SEASON right in their eyes. I will not leave them this evening. I only wish my sweet cristalz will wake-up and move over to the prestigious GUNNER team.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=17491.msg3058225#msg3058225 date=1226165605]The only problem i have with Pataki is the fact that i won't find you when u cock up again.
Debosky spewed the single mosty important thing. . . .ARSENAL WILL NOT WIN THE EPL THIS SEASON.
Arsenal trounced United HOME n AWAY in 2006/7 and United still won the title.
Never mind, u would win the title of "WE BEAT MAN UTD".[/quote]If I am not banned, I will be BACK to taunt you the more. I cannot imagine you are this speechless today.

Too much glory in last season. . . . . . last season is one of the things making you guys to lose it drastically.

Don't you get it?

Sauron and J-girl,

It seems today's defeat is beclouding what you are reading from me. Too much tears innit? Where have I stated we are winning the EPL? Don't be too anxious for what is not even yours this season.

@ j-girl,
This is November so what? December is just some days away. Let see what y'all can make out of it. If injuries do not come beckoning at your door. Yet we proudly stood up strong as GUNNERS and made a shame of you scummies today. Enjoy the defeat, 'cos it has come to stay.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=17491.msg3058184#msg3058184 date=1226165201]Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

These goons (A-40 and Pataki especiallyy) better mind themselves.
I guess your wish came true.
Whichever way, I will reserve my comments till December.[/quote]Feel free to cry here. Afterall, it is your thread. Sauron has a very broad shoulder. And more Kleenex have been ordered for y'all scummies to use.

Emperoh:
Pataki
You must be a pathetic Gaynner. Come on tell me how do you explain going four seasons without a trophy? Those same small teams you talk, didn't you play them? How many small teams have beaten us this season? I guess Fulham Stoke and Hull are all big teams? If you don't know how to enjoy go and see Dr. Dre at Nld hospital.

Yawns. . . . . .

Please what was the score between Gunners and Scum-Twats today?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=17491.msg3058142#msg3058142 date=1226164823]They were all games PLAYED away from HOME, Pataki!!!
How many points did u get away from home last season?? Just one point.
Same as Chelsea last season.[/quote]Whether at home or away, what is the true test of a champion? Staying true to victory. Not the zig-zag glory of wins you keep drumming out. You seem to relish in talking incessantly about last season. . . . . last season all the time. Can you please remind me what was the score today? Or is it also last season?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=17491.msg3058071#msg3058071 date=1226164029]Pataki, United are not the ones without a title for the last 4 seaons.
By the law of average, we shouldn't even be contesting at all this season.
When United went 3 seasons without a league title, they came out firing in the 2006/7 season and led from DAY one till May.
Arsenal have not won the league in 4 seasons and still playing catch up. . . .We are the Champions!! [/quote]Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. You get little teams to feed on and you keep calling yourselves chimpanzees. sorry you called it Champions or what? When it comes to bigger teams you get chicken-livered. Against Liverpool was a loss, Against Chelsea it was a draw, now you lost to ARSENAL. Come on man, this ain't a bullying secondary school league.

Learn to respect your SENIORS.

GUNNER PATAKI

HNIC:
Easy Cris
You have already congratulated us.
To cheer you up a bit,
Louis Saha has scored 2 goals in the last 4 minutes against West Ham.
Maybe, if he was still with you, he could have done something at the Emirates.

Hahahahahahahaha

This is so hilarious!!!! Please don't make my sweet Cristalz cry beyond measure this evening. Sauron cannot stand her tears.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg3058045#msg3058045 date=1226163814]Ohh i know he is maybe your fellow Scummies should borrow a leaf from him but seriously we are gloating not just because we won but because you guys gloated and boasted that you would kick our asses at the Emirates if i showed you the number of outlandish texts i had been getting from fellow Mancs throughout the week you would be amazed

Here is an example of one:
Food 4 thot
If you can't win Stoke what do you feel is going to happen when the red devils come knocking at your door?
Really you people are GONERS come Saturday


I called the slowpoke immediately the ref blew the final whistle and he refused to pick up his damn phone [/quote]I have a big brother here, he disturbed me throughout yesterday night with over ten text messages, all inscribed with your Losers Day for Arsenal. After the match, his phone has been unavailable.

Sauron and Cristalz,

Care for some Kleenex? Victory is sweet innit? The devils have their tails in between their legs. (What a shame) I am just around to watch you cry and taunt you as needed.

Seriously don't you think Fergie should enroll @ Arsenal Academy? The Fear of Arsenal is the beginning of good football.

Cristalz:
Are some Arses naturally dull or is it the victory making it so??

By United doing y'all a favour, I mean if we had won, y'all wouldn't have smiled for the next 3 weeks!!! More curses on AW and the team. A-40 will go to bed without food for 3 days

Debo gave up on the team winning anything a long time ago so he would probably be indifferent. Muki would ban all Mancs on the forum Others would renounce the club entirely. . .etc etc.

Why can't y'all simply get that? My Lawd!!!

@waltt

So Cristalz is the Manc that you worry about most eh? Hehehehehe

Stop behind those emoticons when we know your day would have been so full if you scum-twats had won. Your game today was beloooowwwwwwwwwwwww what we expected.

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.

Scummies dem go run-down!

Could not watch the match, been so busy all day long. But I was updated all throughout. Victory is so sweet, more sweet when the likes of Sauron and Cristalz are silenced. Who says we do not have the ARSENAL to shut-down those scum-twats?

Even in the midst of all going against with injuries here and there, we rose to the challenge of making those scummies know that KAKI NO BE LEATHER. Fergie needs coaching classes from Arsenal Academy.

Rooney should be sold off. What a delightful waste he really is. That said, Nasri is a MYSTERY!

MAD BASTARDS!

Flogging a woman with horsewhip? He should be relieved of his role, and fired without pay. Worthless and useless element to the society. An epitome of disgrace to the Nigerian Navy. Let him go back to the streets as just any common ordinary human being.

BLOODY IDIOT.

1) Obama goes to the GYM for fitness, Yaradull goes to Saudi Arabia for Fitness.

I don't care if the lady was at fault, but for trained armed men who are expected with a mandatory obligation of protecting the affairs of the country to start maltreating a WOMAN is barbaric, insane and outright madness. A total show of evil entrenched in the leaders we have in the Nigerian society. Oh well why bother, even Obasanjo has done worse things that what I saw in that video.

I remember in my earlier days in Uni while in Nigeria, at Ketu bus garage, early morning, there was this lady who got into a confrontation with a soldier in the bus I boarded with a friend of mine going to Abeokuta over who was going to sit by window side of the bus. Before we knew what was happening, the soldier gave the lady two heavy slaps (whai whai), everyone in the bus shouted on top of the soldier for hitting a woman, and begged the lady to leave the seat for the soldier to sit on and shifted for her to sit behind the soldier. Immediately the bus began the journey, this lady gave the soldier a very resounding and highly vibrating slap, I even thought the tyre of the bus had gone busted, only to realize it was a slap from the lady to the soldier, and lo and behold blood started spilling from the soldiers mouth.   The soldier could not do anything other than use his uniform to clean the blood off his mouth. Thank goodness there was no GSM in excess those days, we for receive the beating of our lives that early morning.


That said, I think with the power of the internet, much publicity can be raised about this matter. Whoever is that bastard of a rear admiral should be demoted from his rank, his naval thugs should be dealt with by ensuring that they are fired without pay. If Nigerians can raise noise about the attitude of British Airways, lets see how the attention of President Yaradull can help in this matter.

My one cent.

Where is that DeepZone of a woman, to come and explain the utterances of her mentor Sarah Palin.

I laughed my ass off when I listened  to prank call played on her. A perfect display of stupidity and dumbness by a Vice-President nominee.

Imagine. . . . . .

Supposed Canada's prime minister: Stef Carse is a Quebec singer. 

Supposed Quebec's Prime minister: Richard Z. Sirois is a Quebec comic. 

Supposed American adviser to Sarkozy: Johnny Halliday is a french singer.

And the mumu Palin took it all hook line and sinker.

I pity America.

Yes they do.

Moyola:
I can't marry you, you deserve better than me.

For real?

Investment crunch.

PepERSprAY:
Very well, short,poor, 1 minute etc but I still love you

Are those your qualities? How ridiculous.

I have given you enough room to change, if you cannot change now, you cannot change during our marriage.