₦airaland Forum

magentam:
@ Pataki

See yourself!

Itumo? (Meaning)

Wait? When I am not in Kuwait.


I ain't got the time for any silly waiting abeg.

JJYOU:
which tribe does magun in naija?

Does this have any relevance to the topic?

All these tribalism bigots sef.

@ Topic,

This is the magun called the Gbono FeliFeli version. It is mild but yet potential for easy death. It is designed that the woman will continually want the manliness of another man rather than of her husband till she dies from it. If she ever desires that of her husband, it will be a burning sensation unto her. No amount of lab check under the microscope can discover this Gbono feli-feli magun.

Tell her to keep enjoying the prick of another man, it will be sweet unto her now till she passes on.  

Cristalz:
Arsenal could not beat Villa, Stoke, Spurs, Hull, City.  .   .

You got lucky after back-to-back Prem defeats and you are happy. Anyway I don't blame you.  .  .I know it won't last You'll go into hiding again when Arsenal lose their next match

Lucky?

My sweet Cristalz, football is not a game of luck, you should know that by now. Should I begin to mention the teams ManU could not beat starting with Chelshit and even our proud GUNNERS? Do not worry my Sweet Cristalz, I will always be here for you, as we are marching on in victory my dear.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=196574.msg3162051#msg3162051 date=1228070077]How many matches has he been Captain in?
You people never cease to amaze me.[/quote]This your bad belle is something else my dear. O ya carry dey go. Captain Fabregas is yet to lose a match, na another amazement for you be that!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=196574.msg3161946#msg3161946 date=1228068559]Yet we're still leading on the table with a game in hand.
Y'all need to call me when your wins actually pay off in the Table.
Pataki, don't get me annoyed today o!   [/quote]You have an outstanding match at hand, you are two points ahead of us right now, so what?

You peeps think the race is over right? May is still months away. Stay focused not deluded. I see injuries beckoning at your camp in the coming weeks.

I am sure beating Man City is making your day than ever right?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=196574.msg3161913#msg3161913 date=1228068117]Finally, y'all got your stuff together even though Chelsea had more possession and played quite well.
You guys should sha take it easy. Last time you beat a big team (Manchester United), you could not win any games till today. Please run your mouths like that again so y'all can get far behind Manchester United.[/quote]

Cristalz:
Thank you Arses. Now United is closer to the top

Keep deluding yourselves. What scummies cannot do, WE DID IT!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196574.msg3161883#msg3161883 date=1228067759]This is FRAUDULENT!!!!!

Chelsea PLAYED so WELL and they LOST!!![/quote]

Are you dwelling on the first half or second half to make this comment?

It is not over till GUNNERS decide it is!

Well done my boys!

Now let me go deal with those Sepe fans on facebook!


What a glorious Sunday. God truly hears the prayers of his own even in Church!!!!!

_{[s]Thinking have I ever done it? [/s]}


YES I remember we both wanted it, but there was no time, space and room!

@ Topic,
For some it works, for others it does not.  

tbaba83:
Can i just remove my oldman as sponsor and just use my brother and my sister who have very good personal bank statements in their name.
                                                             OR
Should i just add him there again in order to resolve the issues brought up on why i was denied visa in the first place.

Your brother and sister having a good personal account is not just enough. You need to know what is the source of income, do they have a steady inflow of money into their bank accounts, with substantial amount of evidence to show for it also? It is not all just about millions of Naira residing in the account as at the time of application.

Often times it has been repeated here, submitting a Company account even if the sponsor is the sole signatory to the account or it is a one-man business is a good reason for refusal from the BDHC. It is simple logic. It is not the company that is sponsoring you, so why are you using the company account?

That said, I would suggest that you re-apply if my first paragraph of statement here has been duly noted by you. Leave out your father from sponsoring you if the only bank account he can tender is the company account. In the event that another refusal emanates, an appeal is the next option.

All the best.

tope2000:
Bro tosin, how u dey

Sis Tope I dey oh.

I just dey greet you oh, off to my sack as usual.

Yes it does exist.

I am sure of her, I am not sure of myself.

Tope hmmmmmm

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200701.msg3144324#msg3144324 date=1227746425]Nah. . . . . . . .DeepZone has been neutered.
I think the Admin threaten to ban her IP addy if she stalks you again.
Playa Pataki, never knew u have connections to restrain a woman on HEAT.
Whatz the secret??[/quote]Ermmm. . . . .

Cannot be revealed on this site.

Tgirl4real:
Pataki,

U mean my Sauron is a genius.

U knw i love u more wtout ur dreads

Call Sauron to answer this one.

So it now Sauron not me again?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200701.msg3144290#msg3144290 date=1227746022]Player Pataki. . . . . . .Ma ribs are fragile. . . . .  
Don't send me to an early grave, abeg.[/quote]LOL. . . .

Calling me a player will only incite more aggression from DeepZone. She has been rather quiet of late. I think the hormones are now settling down.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200701.msg3144266#msg3144266 date=1227745697]Haba. . . . . .Sir Newton??
Nah. . . .I would manage Monday Odiaka. [/quote]Monday Odiaka? Was he known for his worwority? I might have serious contention then if Tgirl has a knowledge of him.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200701.msg3144193#msg3144193 date=1227744824]Worworious?? Is that Worwor + Notorious?? [/quote]You must have been the Isaac Newton clone.

Tgirl4real:
P A T A K I. Hehehe
U know I don't mind ur woowoocity

Because of you, I had to un-braid my dreadlocks. Now you come here and talk about worworious babes?

Tgirl what is the matter now?

Thought you appreciated my looks the way I am?

Akolawole:
@Experts : Quiz No 2

Of recent, Some illegal migrants in Uk has been exploring one kind "loopholes" in getting "working Visas" in the last few months. The success rate is great most expecially if they return to their home country and file the application in their.

Anyone knows of this?

This is directed to the Experts in the house NOT Professional Visa Guru.


# working visas reffered to above means visas that allow them to work NOT working visas arranged by Employers. # This can leand to ILR

SIMPLE QUESTION!

What is my reward for answering it?

_{[s]A Chelsea Jersey with Pataki printed on it.[/s]}

What a loss. Oh well, I am just short of words right now.

Interesting. . . . . . but who keeps the records?

DeepZone:
Wharreva! You avoid pre-intimacy because you release during the process.

Huh
Whoever dates you, as an automatic license to CHEAT. You are so deficient in all aspects of a relationship.

DeepZone:
You have to be a bull first before seeking a bedroom cat for pre-intimacy. Who wants to stay with a man that comes/climax during just pre-intimacy?. You wonder why Pataki avoids pre-intimacy like hell.

Stupid girl, you are back again. What exactly do you want from me? Can't you live a day on nairaland without recourse to my name?

Why won't I avoid pre-intimacy with you, when all you do is continuously fart here even when you have not yet climaxed.

It keeps you mentally in check, when she is driving you nuts.

Cristalz:
We're yet to agree on this ''my sweet Cristalz'' thing o

My Sweet Cristalz, why are you delaying what should not be delayed?