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teeowl: This is common with all girls in heavily "DOCTRINISED" churhches... like Christ Embassy, Deeper Life, Seventh Day Adventist, Jehovah Witness... They need to convert you first before they can think of doing anything with you!

if its like dat i dnt mind...if we brk up church close

I don catch u...so ur telling pple am jealous of u ba...

If 2say d okada jam u u die & God ask u watin u dey do wen okada jam u...u go say u dey look film 4 inside skirt cinema

olumaxi: Hehehehe..it depends o..cos av heard couples discus ao they wil pay 4 d weddin debts al nyt..

u no well

Xpset: which one b your own. closing date Neva reach u are talking of being contacted. what will u do if i tell u l've contacted mtchewwww

its like ur high on some cheap liquor....daft

Pls if anybody get contacted let us know...

Lord take control...

Funny thread.....
i just tried it with 1 Agbero girl...if u see d way she looked at me ehn...nobody tell me b4 i move

Boko harram....d church already closed b4 d explosion.....

@Op what is d unmentionable? cuz have never com across any human part dat is unmentionable

ghettodreamz: Oga oooo..No doubt, soldiers are deadly animals...

Omo na serious offense ooooo, but is kneeling down the NEXT thing? She was being careless to have lost her wedding ring, must everybody pay for her carelessness?

@Soldiers.... Serious, abomination.. Yeepa! *SmdhSeriously*

@OP; Next time this kind of thing happens, tell the commandant you are not serving any punishment cuz your dad is a Lieutenant Colonel @ Nigerian Army and don't forget 2 holla @ me...

lieutenant colonel....wen bridg Gen. Pikin dey serve job common lieutenant con.pikin dey talk mtcheew

jidegirl12: I don't do cheap nannies or please help me watch these kids....nah...I will not disclose my secrete, actually I changed my mind....a security camera(installed in my home) that I can watch from my office...


Hint; Top private schools have it too and give us the passcodes to log in and see our kids live in class/daycares

I have all girls and I'm prepared for the challenge because of sickos everywhere...I live for them...so don't FKng talk like that bout my kids @one-man!

If you can't cater for these kids ...don't bring them to suffer from abuse , it drives me INSANE!!! OR sit your bottom at home with them ! LIKE FOR FKNG REAL!!!!!

it cld happen any where mind u. At their friends place or church sunday skool or mosque....after d normal precautions we just have 2 hope 4 d best cuz u can never be there 100%

Pampers: [color=#990000][/color]These things happen daily. Parents need to be at alert and vigilant. Am tired of these cases at my work place(a barraks hospital).two weeks ago was d case of a 10yr old boy and his 3yr old sister. He actually penetrated bt dnt destroy d hymen. Made my heart bleed. The parents were advised to seperate d two kids coz the boy wld forever see his litl sis an an object of such.Its so pathetic.... After so much talk wt d lil boy. He confessed dat he watchd porn on one of his classmates (Jss1) fone. Parents are d cause of all these. Why give a 10yr old a fone wt internet facility. Affulence or what do we calll that. Childrens internet use shld be monitored till age 18.God save us!!!

have seen something similar but not incest...it waz d lil boi(8yrs) and a lil girl(3yrs) d lil girl caught d boy penetrating d girl and it waz during fasting cuz dey are muslim..d girl's mother almost killed d boy...

acidtalk: It is because of people like this I am trying to play it safe. I saw one class B celeb viewing this thread this afternoon on his laptop but he dare not talk because him no reach to enter the list of people wey we dey talk about here.

they can't do notin

Any food with ONION in it makes me puke...

India is cheaper dan most of those big countries...datz y u see nigerians going 2 india...

Those of us dat are not always in d country hw do we know?

Akshow: mine was terrible. It was during my third year in the university. I was stayin in this face me i face you students off campus crib. My neibo then, we call him prof was goin out wit one sugar mummy. She must be close to fifty and she comes regularly to crash in his room. That fateful day, another neibo came into my room that mornin and dragged me out into the compound. Thinkin it was only prof in his room, we started the normal yabbin of each other while standin at prof's window. The other guy brought up prof's matter and was like 'you no notice say prof de fat this day' me and my Big mouth come carry the talk blow out of proportion. I say e easy to de bang old woman? Abi you no know say she go de replenish prof blood for bangin her condemn p...sy. And some very other nasty joke. We de there de talk Na im madam open prof curtain, look us, say Una well done. I almost died of mbarasment. This is a woman we always hail, wey go cook come for boys. Na so i kneel Down begin beg sisi mama. Can't forget that day

i just can't stop laughing

Not wit wrapper...pple dnt even back babies wit wrapper dis days

#dancingEtigi while washing it...

I wld rather get lost dan a lady washing me 4 asking direction...me if i even want 2 ask 99.9% its guyz i ask. Noting i hate like public embarassment datz y i can never stop a girl on d road 2 toast her...

Mine is grinding my teeth wen asleep...

Idowuogbo: Constantly vibrating my legs...

my younger brother does same tin..wired

OmoKhary: Cnt do witout listenin 2 bbc evry mornin,bite my nails wen i'm stressd,bath 4 hours until i smell d perfume of d soap,always stealin d milk in d house,i read when i eat n my day isnt cmplete if i dnt jump/fly the stairs

jump/fly the stairs How old are u?

kcreal: Always standing with my legs crossed.

i waz told dat its wen punany is itching a gurl dat she stands wit her legs crossed. So is it always itching u?

Eye opener...now i know

@Op fiancee's brother is GAY. But d story is fiction.