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Akin-David:
Na wa oo is N5,000 note still coming out

does dis look like N5,000 note thread

#Team MESSI# all d way babalawo messi

Mumuni...
MESSI all d way....

alajor: I wonder oo. Next thing they'll say now is dat when ur mother asks u for sometrhing that u will give her. They forget dats not wat d scriptures say

catholics don't pray 2 mary or saints...dey only ask dem 2 intercede. Wen jesus worked his 1st miracle hw did it happen? Wen dey said dey had no wine he told dem his hour haz not yet come...dey had 2 beg mary to intercede 4 dem 2 her son...and jesus did as work d miracle 4 dem...
If u don't understand d chatholic faith ask some 1 to enlighten u den running ur mouth anyhow...

dabrake: @highlight, you mean torres?

yeah...datz d sign on fee i paid 4 her...but goal never come

Mtcheew.
Old news

Wat wld u cal dis?
Fabregas
messi
van persi
wilshire
cazorla
ann freekick
suzan goalkeeper
lola £50 million

Nadiyah-jay Aria Akpan + ur IGBO name

Reminds me of wat happened some months back...me and some fwends were chilling at dis joint in makurdi and d oda table close 2 us waz dis old man wit gray hair not less dan 57yrs...he came wit 4 fine girls in a jeep...not long some gurls 4rm my skool joined him, 3 of dem. 1 went straight and kissed d man on d lips d oda 2 pecked him on d cheek. Those gurls did as if dey didnt knw us and we did rems 2gether, 100level and 200 we did some course 2gether...we began 2 wonder watz wit old men and young gurls...i guess its d money 4 d gurls and d sex 4rm fwesh blood for old men...only dat old man wit seven gurls...

I cld'nt even read d whole sh!t...but i knw notin wld happen...dis is not europe or america where any small scandal true or false d person wld just resign...as of d governors wife, she no get say...money and power talks...

dabrake: That's one very big advantage of we arsenal fans. We don't suffer the weight of heartbreak(s). We see them every week so we now have our antidote.

tell dem abeg...gunners!!!

elo thaddi: Invited for a 2nd stage interview of Spring bank (RIP) after scaling thru the first one. On getting to my turn, I sat and faced the panel and the only question the IDIOT asked me was THE CULT I belonged when I was in skool. I was shocked to hear that and tried to explain to him that I was instead a church executive but instead he refused to listen and even bragged that he was a cultist during his time. He walked me out for not agreeing and that was the end for me but God made it possible for me to scale thru another bank test and interview, joined the bank less than 2 weeks after that incident.

hav heard of stuffs like dis not only banks... I tot it waz a lie oh...now i knw better

Area_boy: better question probably is "why did it make front page?"

datz wat have been tinkin 2...

Its like @OP na bra specialist. Its only nairaland u wld find a man giving women tips in a female world....

Kassidy90: I witnessed similar scenario last year bt it bounced back on d guy. That faithful evening I went to buy a movie then I saw some guy sitting in front of d shop chatting, so a lady was passing by at d moment and of d guys was like, chai u see dat opeke ( girl ) I don fvck her tire, unfortunately for him d babe heard wat he said n turned back then in front every1 there d girl was like, Imagine u sitting here talkin abt hw u fvckd me, cn u call dat s€x u dat can even last for 45 seconds, com see laff dat day..... Am very sure d guy wuld av learnt his lesson dat day....

d guy no give her mouth back?

Eyor nnwa paw paw menh... jesus christ is a christian!

sunnyeinstein: Haba! E still dey sizeable nw! Abi ur own na mountain?

which mountain? Her own dey like chin chin

D bobbie dey like ghana puf puf

Watz wit dis 1st to comment?

Makurdi, the water level haz reduced almost back 2 d river route...

Wen i waz a kid went sm1's houz and dey brought amala and i said na so so amala una dey eat 4 dis houz una no dey cook anoda food? Shame catch dem and my parent dat day

ade-young:
Some yrs ago, i remember
I was trying to date a girl I met on fb. so later in our dicussion, she requested 4 #25,000. I told her i dont have money, after so much plead. I agreed to give her #10,000. After i sent her d money, i discovered dat she dont use to be online like b4 till i finally did not see her again........till 2moro i never met her face to face.

even up till now someboiz still dey collect change wit dat format....10k and i knw say if ur fwend beg u 5k as at dat time u no go give am...

Orikinla: In Nigeria.

N100, 000 for the poorest of the poor.
N200, 000 for the poorer of the poor
N500, 000 for the poor.

N1, 000, 000 for the lower middle class
N5, 00, 000 for the upper middle class.

N10, 000 for the rich class.

are u alrite? Me wey no get 1k cash like dis...

Remind me of 100level students...na anytin dey see dey de fotocopy and laminate....my fwend went 2 fotocopy his admisn latter some 100level students were there and said dey shld do 1,1 copy 4 dem 2....
@OP na ur type of person be dat. OTONDO, ju man

@poster u did no tell ur hw long u wear 1 oh...
and mind u some gurls also wear 1 pata 4 like 1wk...i see 1 gurl bra strap na white be d real colour but e don turn brown black shame catch me 4 her and na d forming type...

vb0mb: the girl wey push u start dis thread na suspect. Hw come she knw all d men wey no de wash thier undies

me self dey wonder...

Even if am not a chatholic i tink dis topic is no different 4rm wat people do or say wen dey defect from 1 faith 2 another...even politicians do same wen dey move 4rm one party 2 another...dey just bad mouth d former just 2 make dem look bad....

Catholics or non-caholics, christians or muslims. learn 2 respect peoples faith...

Shez not d gurl wit 2face in yori yori rmx oh. D gurl wit 2face in yori yori rmx is madu. She lives in my lane.

booqee: Virtually all d girls in my former hall cheat on their bf during my 100L days. I had to run for my dear life..packed to another house b4 they corrupt my young and innocent mind. Those girls dint cheat cos of any silly emotional reason. They did because of money.! Gosh! my present next door hallmate also does without shame,.i tried talking to her and she was quick to defend herself dat her bf cheats on her and she's only getting her pound of flesh, besides he hardly gives her money. So for her its money and revenge tinz. Smh. Dis world is spoilt.

dis is true...people cheat because dey want 2.