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U self hw u take do wey dey dupe u? Na alaroro dey cus am. Just go iya shukura joint u no go spend up 2 1k and u go feel ur self wella

wundakind: mehn me am tired of loosin oh..... Any day i put under4.5 one team go juss score 4:1 for first half but if i put over 1.5 the match go juss end goalless..... Whyyyy is this happenin to meeeeeeeee

the lord is ur strength i waz once in ur shoes i even tot mayb some swear 4 me na why 1 team must spoil my combo...but now levels don change.

Don't knw wat d plan is for now...mayb wen i get 2 lag on saturday and meet wit my fwends....but i know its gonna be fun.

I like pets...but its stress cleaning their poo & feeding dem...datz y i don't have any & we never had any in my family.

Wat about browsing? Cuz i do browse more dan making phone calls....and Glo is just 2 good in terms of browsing....d month i did mistake 2 subscribe MTN i regreted cuz i didnt even us quarter of d data plan....

abeg make person summarize 4 me

Ada Nri1: Does your mummy know you're reading this?

aunty my mummy travelled

natasha: It is a name of a person, animal, place or thing. It is also used on a person, animal, place or thing.

dat is a noun.

michaelala: Its a drug that enhances ur sexual performance, kind of makes u do more that u ordinarily would hv done.

like kissing for long and pressing bobbie 4 long ba?

Pls wat is libido drug? And wat is it used 4?

Nairaland is where i wish 2 find my future wife...

Hav never been banned....over 4yrs on nairaland now....

Money speaks, bullshit works

Inter millan just killed my combo in d last minute....chai

Have never heard of d skool b4....

delors: I am sure u must have spent 2hrs trying to ensure ur 5-line post is 'grammatically-headache-free' Just cool down...spell checkin is part of d fun here...Besides, it wasnt ur post dat got the spanking in d first place, why u wan kill ya-self over someone else's malaria ? suooo...I bow to u o... ...We cant wait till everybody become 'mammy patience' before we do somethin...
Don't forget Nairaland is not only accessible to Nigerians in Nigeria...Nigerians in diaspora n foreigners alike check out this page n they laugh when they see these silly, avoidable, ballistically catastrophic grammars we freely sell on this site...its part of d fun...
Take a chill pill, just enjoy the fun...

lol...

Ellashow: 2baba gene na die, what a cool kids, so cute and adorable

mehnn u just killed english

NessaFresh: If man de f.uckk me I go dey shout ooohhh uuummm ahhhh nanananaNa

abeg no spoil us NA

binmacc: IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO PLEASE STICK A DICK IN YOUR BIGVAGINA........

or she can self service her BIGVAGINA wit banaNA

6. D face as a whole Both eyes, nose, jaw(lower lip) & d person standing.

^Is she related 2 uchenNA?

Datz y i carry my 9MM anywhere am going to...

Orgånígwé... go 2 hospital mayb dey can do somtin 4 u

I already have a 9MM....& wen i get married i intend keeping it....

Watching as the drama unfolds....(lola vs poster & co.) hehehehe

Tof-enof:
Hey ladies,
Please answer sincerely,
How would u feel if u find out that ur boyfriend who is 2yrs younger calls your younger sister privately.
Truth is I don't know what they're doing cos she wouldn't tell and my boyfriend wouldn't tell either instead he's cool with us breaking up.

sit both of dem and ask dem watz going on plain...

She no try...worwor

@Op pls wat is d name of d 9ja celeb caught in d act?

Michky: Please anyone willing to open a new thread for season 4 should indicate now. Thank you.

i wld like 2

anny101: Nice reality show, I'm really loving it. Ill keep glued to the family section. I had to think hard to remember my password just to comment. I wish, I wish , I wish I can be happy in my marriage again. I'm very reserved. I'm married and lonely. My only friend is my baby. My life is really boring,honestly my husband isn't caring, loving n romantic. We re no friends, I don't feel loved, we don't go out together or do things together, I have tried o, I'm just like a piece of furniture in this house. I miss passIon, romance, lovey dovey things, love making, kissing, I just missed being loved. I'm attractive n I'm thinking of having an affair- but I scared, really scared- if not would ve. Must say, my husband is my only sexual partner ever, he tot me abt sex, everything I know about sex is from him. I had to turn to porn movies to calm myself. I'm lost. I look happy outside but miserable in the inside, our last sexual act was abt 8months back. I'm a sad woman, wish I could turn back the hands of time. I have tried everthing, but nothing is working. And yes we have other issues. Mr reality shows, what will u advice me to do.(3yrs marriage nextyear o) don't want to open a new topic cos I don't want it on the front page

u need 2 go see a marriage counselor.