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U self hw u take do wey dey dupe u? Na alaroro dey cus am. Just go iya shukura joint u no go spend up 2 1k and u go feel ur self wella

wundakind: mehn me am tired of loosin oh..... Any day i put under4.5 one team go juss score 4:1 for first half but if i put over 1.5 the match go juss end goalless..... Whyyyy is this happenin to meeeeeeeee

the lord is ur strength i waz once in ur shoes i even tot mayb some swear 4 me na why 1 team must spoil my combo...but now levels don change.

Don't knw wat d plan is for now...mayb wen i get 2 lag on saturday and meet wit my fwends....but i know its gonna be fun.

I like pets...but its stress cleaning their poo & feeding dem...datz y i don't have any & we never had any in my family.

Wat about browsing? Cuz i do browse more dan making phone calls....and Glo is just 2 good in terms of browsing....d month i did mistake 2 subscribe MTN i regreted cuz i didnt even us quarter of d data plan....

abeg make person summarize 4 me

Ada Nri1: Does your mummy know you're reading this?

aunty my mummy travelled

natasha: It is a name of a person, animal, place or thing. It is also used on a person, animal, place or thing.

dat is a noun.

michaelala: Its a drug that enhances ur sexual performance, kind of makes u do more that u ordinarily would hv done.

like kissing for long and pressing bobbie 4 long ba?

Pls wat is libido drug? And wat is it used 4?

Nairaland is where i wish 2 find my future wife...

Hav never been banned....over 4yrs on nairaland now....

Money speaks, bullshit works

Inter millan just killed my combo in d last minute....chai

Have never heard of d skool b4....

delors: I am sure u must have spent 2hrs trying to ensure ur 5-line post is 'grammatically-headache-free' Just cool down...spell checkin is part of d fun here...Besides, it wasnt ur post dat got the spanking in d first place, why u wan kill ya-self over someone else's malaria ? suooo...I bow to u o... ...We cant wait till everybody become 'mammy patience' before we do somethin...
Don't forget Nairaland is not only accessible to Nigerians in Nigeria...Nigerians in diaspora n foreigners alike check out this page n they laugh when they see these silly, avoidable, ballistically catastrophic grammars we freely sell on this site...its part of d fun...
Take a chill pill, just enjoy the fun...

lol...

Ellashow: 2baba gene na die, what a cool kids, so cute and adorable

mehnn u just killed english

NessaFresh: If man de f.uckk me I go dey shout ooohhh uuummm ahhhh nanananaNa

abeg no spoil us NA

binmacc: IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO PLEASE STICK A DICK IN YOUR BIGVAGINA........

or she can self service her BIGVAGINA wit banaNA

6. D face as a whole Both eyes, nose, jaw(lower lip) & d person standing.

^Is she related 2 uchenNA?

Datz y i carry my 9MM anywhere am going to...

Orgånígwé... go 2 hospital mayb dey can do somtin 4 u

I already have a 9MM....& wen i get married i intend keeping it....

Watching as the drama unfolds....(lola vs poster & co.) hehehehe

[quote author=Tof-enof]Hey ladies,
Please answer sincerely,
How would u feel if u find out that ur boyfriend who is 2yrs younger calls your younger sister privately.
Truth is I don't know what they're doing cos she wouldn't tell and my boyfriend wouldn't tell either instead he's cool with us breaking up.[/quote]sit both of dem and ask dem watz going on plain...

She no try...worwor

@Op pls wat is d name of d 9ja celeb caught in d act?

Michky: Please anyone willing to open a new thread for season 4 should indicate now. Thank you.

i wld like 2

anny101: Nice reality show, I'm really loving it. Ill keep glued to the family section. I had to think hard to remember my password just to comment. I wish, I wish , I wish I can be happy in my marriage again. I'm very reserved. I'm married and lonely. My only friend is my baby. My life is really boring,honestly my husband isn't caring, loving n romantic. We re no friends, I don't feel loved, we don't go out together or do things together, I have tried o, I'm just like a piece of furniture in this house. I miss passIon, romance, lovey dovey things, love making, kissing, I just missed being loved. I'm attractive n I'm thinking of having an affair- but I scared, really scared- if not would ve. Must say, my husband is my only sexual partner ever, he tot me abt sex, everything I know about sex is from him. I had to turn to porn movies to calm myself. I'm lost. I look happy outside but miserable in the inside, our last sexual act was abt 8months back. I'm a sad woman, wish I could turn back the hands of time. I have tried everthing, but nothing is working. And yes we have other issues. Mr reality shows, what will u advice me to do.(3yrs marriage nextyear o) don't want to open a new topic cos I don't want it on the front page

u need 2 go see a marriage counselor.