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Now these are funnier than the joke itself. Abeg nothing do una - make una dey carry on with the yabbing [/quote]ur mouth dey smell...

If its true u can't do without those tiny tits den u seriously need 2 see a counsellor.

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bin gbagbo:

why d pity face? No be true dey tell u?

But their tax 2 much oh...na y i like 9ja...

meggieblac: I take it most of the posters here have not really seen a bad son. From my personal experiences, i'll rather have a troublesome daughter than a son. Talk about drugs(especially all dis 'igbo' and oda concoctions)which is becoming d fad among young boys. Bad company dat lead dem 2 perform such atrocities you'll b shocked if you knew because d fact is dat guys get mind more than gals. And i'm talking about children whose parents did d best 2 raise dem up well.

its like u've not seen gurls dat take drugs 2...wait till she get a boifwend dat takes hard drugs...after becoming a junkie she wld bring a child fathered by a junkie 2.

[quote author=Alaura-Laura]Being a Slut is not all that bad at least i Know she is enjoying herself, and Physically Pleased

If i have a Daughter, i will be very Liberal with what she is and is not allowed to do with her VaJina.

"Her" VaJina.[/quote]if its my daughter 2tins are involve either i disown her or i kill her.

#fwesh boiz# all d way...gurls are also nice 2 bring up but only dat dey don't use their No 6 cuz wen dey become teens dey start turning in2 somtin else...

ayabunmi: He loves food

if u dont love food den dnt eat...

Towards d end of season 2 na big dulling... i don go fund my account...God bless u in dis season 3.

Abeg who get 2day sure picks....i made enuf profit on saturday only for me 2 lose badly on sunday...one, one team just dull all my combo on suday....

booqee: Laila ikeji's thread didnt make front page?! I'm shocked!

let me help move d thread 2 d permanent site.

Even single ladies...wen dey touch a guy there is notin wrong...but wen guyz touch dem dey say he is taking advantage of dem...

Abeg anybody wey get sure 5fold bet accumulation or 3 or 4 fold make he help us dey post am make we make dis money 2...

Amya: If I was a guy, I'd love my wife to dress super appropriately for each occasion.

-smoking hot when hanging out.

-conservative and proper when in church.

-little or nothing when at home.

Although my bf likes my covered from head to toe always and completely nude at home.

u got good taste.

I was passing by d teaching hospital 2day and i saw dat water has brought down d fence 4rm d back nd d water have started entering...even d zoo in d university (BSU), parts have been taking over...

Its worse dan dat in d pix oh...cuz am in makurdi now. Water chased pple 4rm their houzes 4rm gboko road down 2 wadata...covered most of d houzes.

yamakuza: the picture looks lke that of the Cotonou accident :

http://naijalog.com/?p=8302

[s]but that doesnt mean an accident didnt occur in Ikeja too.
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dis says it all...abeg delete dis fake news.

Suchie: 26-30...wen I met my hubby

na wa oh! Shey na say u no get even 1 toaster?

chucky234: Because of my cute dark face with pointed nose wey be like camel own older girls don from 10yrs dey molest me,before I reach 14yrs I don be champion already.

where ur medal 2 show say u be true champion?

Na him be say no hope for those of us dat don't have money, lyrics(sweet words), good looks...chai

mikuz: Anything thats got to do with okra. Count me out.

[quote author=O_D_B]I have said it before and I will say it again; The best s3x I had was with a horse![/quote]wat is a madt man doing here? U need 2 see a Dr.

He waz even lucky 2 have lived dis long...

76Naira: This one don turn from protection to jealousy.
Ol boy, wetin be your plans for your sister?
You trust the guy friend am for 10 years but e no suppose date your sister?
Infant, na you bring bobo come meet your good sister for house. Your parents don protect that girl from the world until you create room for your friend.
It's too late now. If you disturb them, they will change venue. If you try it, your sister will love him more.

Just call her and advice her not to throw herself to a guy just bc he is your friend. And that she must do what she believes will be good for her.

Then, cure your pains and leave them be.

True talk.

ebbyneza: Met the lady back when I was in Unilag, decided to chill just infront of the female hostel to chat and suddenly some lady unknowingy opened the window from 2nd floor and poured water on us(pepper water, undies water,... I don't know). My date left me immediately and went inside the hostel. Had to bounce off too

Hahaahaaa. Wat waz it like wen u saw her next?

Pls if i apply now when wld d admsn be ready?

Minister of education prof. ruqayat yussuf. ABU Zaria

sweetcocoa: Mstcheww.

Plastic surgery because of stress caused by jim iyke ke? What will she do if something worse that losing 15m happens to her?

Yeye people.

Ask Google.

[quote author=gree-die]Mine was aboard aero, frm Ph to lagos. Was sitting besides a guy nd his girlfriend(it was her 1st tym too ) i observed to see ow others fastened der seat belt, den i did mine too. During take off, i had dis sinking feeling nd my palms were sweaty, i closed my eye, held my seat and prayed i wont fall my hand. I saw a girl walk pass wit a big trolley nd i was wondering were she would kip it(i checked in my small bag to avoid embarrassment) til d guy sitting next to me opened d compartment above our heads to drop his briefcase nd i did same. I followed d whole instructions, i even switched off my phone. D flight was smooth. My embarrassment came wen we arrive MMA nd entered a shuttle, i saw ple holding on to rails etc but i was formin nd didnt hold anytin until d tin started moving nd i fell down hard. No be person tell me to hold d rail? Wit both hands... It wasnt so bad sha[/quote]Lol. Gurls nd forming...u really fall ur hand...