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CrimeRe: Edo Jailbreak: Prisoners Speak After They Were Set Free (Videos, Photos) by patjane(f): 8:00pm On Oct 19, 2020
Keep asking stupid question
ndidibabe:
Now, will this do the society any good?
PhonesRe: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by patjane(f): 3:58pm On Oct 11, 2020
Where’s your location?
Lanretoye:
if apple logo goes off and on then it’s software issue but if it stays for more than 10secs,it’s hard ware issue.i can fix that for you anyway.
PhonesRe: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by patjane(f): 4:28pm On Oct 06, 2020
Please i need help..my iPad Air is stuck on apple logo, what’s the solution cry cry?
BusinessRe: Is N300k Enough To Start Phone Accessories Importation Business? by patjane(f): 10:42pm On Sep 23, 2020
Sure
nams77:
Can I contact you?
LiteratureRe: PLAGIARIZED (The Story Was Just The Beginning) by patjane(f): 12:41pm On Sep 22, 2020
Interesting.. waiting for next update
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LiteratureRe: His Neighbor's Wife by patjane(f): 11:57am On Sep 18, 2020
Lovely story.. keep it up kiss
PoliticsRe: What Is The Power Situation In Your Area at the moment? by patjane(f): 10:31am On Aug 18, 2020
3hrs once in a month..Rivers state (mile 4)
BusinessRe: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by patjane(f): 1:51am On Jun 26, 2020
I did mine since Monday .. But didn't get any confirmation mail.. Hope no issue
peeps4u:
The message after registrations only tells you to visit the link for any further info. You're not told to input any bvn. Wait for further directive.

Has any new applicant been approved? NO.

No valid reason to rush or be worked up over this thing. Relax and go back to your normal life until you hear new set of approvals are being rolled out.


Good luck
HealthRe: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by patjane(f): 8:23pm On Jun 04, 2020
This’s so funny seriously � � �
Sonnobax15:
grin That was back then in 2007...
mehn,i was rushed to a near by hospital due to the fact that i couldn't urinate.

the doctor instructed d nurse on duty to fix a pipe in my dick.

so i had to pull down my boxer,just for me to hear one of d nurses saying-"bros,why you no dey shave na??...but shaving stick no dey expensive na..

na once i soak myself for shame dat day.

d truth is dat most naija nurses and doctors have poor manners of approach..
na who get body to hear generational insults nai dey do things with them.
PoliticsRe: Arewa Boys: Why People Should Stop Posting Those Pictures by patjane(f): 8:53am On May 29, 2020
Lovely pictures smiley
FamilyRe: My Brother On Hard Drugs: 18 Years Of Pains And Sorrow. I Need Help! by patjane(f): 12:35am On May 19, 2020
SMH �‍♀️
adontcare:
God is not mocked. What a man/ woman sow, that they will reap. Ask ur mum and dad what they did wrong. There must be something evil they had done that is affecting ur 42 yr brother. The bible said, train up a child in d way that he should grow and when he is old he will not depart from it. They where sparing the rod on him and now spoilt
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RomanceRe: I Have Excess Money, I Can Pay My Dowry, But Will You Accept My Conditions? by patjane(f): 12:29pm On Apr 17, 2020
So correct.. inf’t i feel like hugging you for this your comment ���[quote author= post=88529022]See dem Hypocrites everywhere!
Shioor.
Same sets of boys complaining of hunger everyday come dey form posh for here, dey spit saliva, dey claim Starboy, dey cancel posts, dey call dem Mama name, dey curse the pretty lady, dey do anyhow, ANYHOW!

Lazy Boys that will fight and die to date a young girl selling recharge cards to survive, just so that they can be getting free #100 MTN, GLO, 9MOBILE cards to come online and be creating nuisance everywhere on Nairaland.
They are here spitting on a lady with houses allova the world and they can't even afford 2 cement blocks to use as an emergency table in their huts for their visitors! grin cheesy
Hypocrites!

Wetin Sisi Yewande no go see for Nairaland?
Women don see many things inside life sha!

Orisirisi something........
Big Babies dem.........
Just watch dem quoting this post now.
Let's go Big Babies.........[/quote]
EducationRe: Delta State Closes All Public And Private Primary And Secondary Schools by patjane(f): 7:34am On Mar 23, 2020
Smh so you dnt know Wike have done same announcement since Friday 12pm.. [quote author= post=87683501]Another good move by another state .....

When is Bayelsa state going to close the Primary, Secondary and Tertiary institutions in the state?

We hope the lives of those little ones matters to Wike?
He should get his sh#t straight this moment.

May God keep protecting all our friends, clients and family members in that part of the country.........and all Riverans and Nigerians overall.[/quote]
TravelRe: Travelling To The South For The First Time by patjane(f): 3:10pm On Feb 15, 2020
Wow you’re very welcome to ph, my girlfriend just left for Jos last Thursday.. if you need any help here in ph you’re free to email me Sir.
ThemanS:
Hello Nairalanders, I will be traveling to the Southern part of the Country for the first time in my life. I was born and raised in the North Central, Plateau state to be precise.

I will be traveling to Aba to buy some goods for a Client, initially I was planning to move to Port-Harcourt, then from there enter Aba and Onitsha after I'm done with shopping I will move back to Port-Harcourt and take a Bus back home.

Now the issue here is I have never travelled to the South, a lot of people here are telling me that there's no security, even lodging is not safe because EFCC might raid the lodge anytime. And the Streets are also not safe.

Pls Nairalanders in port and Aba should recommend a good and safe area for me. I was told keke and bus drivers don't usually speak English na so so language dem dey speak.

Help a brother pls.
RomanceRe: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by patjane(f): 11:44am On Jan 03, 2020
mind your own business Mr Man.. if na thé man you see for hotel with another lady’will you also want to report to the wife? If truly the woman is cheating the man will surely know someday...This’s new year so let’s learn to mind our business [q
EFULEFU1:
I saw my best friends wife in a hotel with another man. Since then I have not been myself

Should I tell my friend?
RomanceRe: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by patjane(f): 11:42am On Jan 03, 2020
mind your own business Mr Man.. if na thé man you see for hotel with another lady’will you also want to report to the wife? If truly the woman is cheating the man will surely know someday...This’s new year so let’s learn to mind our business
EFULEFU1:
I saw my best friends wife in a hotel with another man. Since then I have not been myself

Should I tell my friend?
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by patjane(f): 1:03pm On Jan 02, 2020
You must be very foolish to think am expecting to hear from the wife.. You way get sense oya advice am na..
Davesaves:
u hear from his wife from where? do u have her contact? or u are certain she is seeing this and will reply..

make una de get small sense na.. Haba
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by patjane(f): 6:10pm On Jan 01, 2020
Na so ..
henryobinna:
and trust me you're never going to say anything because you're never going to hear from the wife.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by patjane(f): 8:40am On Jan 01, 2020
I won’t say anything till I hear from your wife.. sometimes we judge matters to suit us. Let’s not be too fast in passing judgment grin..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year, Nairalanders by patjane(f): 12:12am On Jan 01, 2020
Happy new year everyone ��
FamilyRe: I Hit My Wife by patjane(f): 12:01am On Dec 17, 2019
I don’t have time to reply unless questions or exchanges of words online smiley
ericsmith:
so you could run out of bullet or is it becos i asked you to shoot ur shot ...shoot make i fire you
FamilyRe: I Hit My Wife by patjane(f): 3:04pm On Dec 16, 2019
Whatever ooo
ericsmith:
I didnt know runs babes was founded & peculiar to the family in nigeria .... buh the facts are out there, visits hotels & guest houses ...you wil know married men chop the so called single gurls more.
Now listen i don't nid to divorce b4 i can marry another gurl ...if you wan shoot ur shot ..shoot !
FamilyRe: I Hit My Wife by patjane(f): 1:41pm On Dec 16, 2019
Every sidechick? Lol Are you calculating base on how the runs ladies in your family are desperate with married men and how dem wish for the house wife to park-our? Quote me when you divorce ur wife and about to get marry again within a year..
ericsmith:
Are you kidding, do you know how desperate gurls are around married men ... every sidechick prayer is 4 housewife to jus move out ... 1yr way to easy. how long did it take kemi adegbeite ex to remarry.
FamilyRe: I Hit My Wife by patjane(f): 11:51am On Dec 16, 2019
Please Make sure you divorce ur wife after 2years of marriage, if within 1year you are able to remarry that means men have the higher chance..
ericsmith:
since you want to play the upper hand card, what does a divorced, single dad have to regret in r/ship market. if op & his wife are to remarry today who has a higher chance.
FamilyRe: I Hit My Wife by patjane(f): 10:43am On Dec 16, 2019
Mr man go beg ur wife.. if you take all this useless single faceless men talk here you’ll regret it later....
PhonesRe: Samsung S7 Edge by patjane(f): 11:36am On Dec 05, 2019
I’m interested.. how can i get it?
PhonesRe: USA Used Samsung Galaxy S8 64gb For 30,000 Naira by patjane(f): 11:34am On Dec 05, 2019
Im in delta State.how can i get it?
BusinessRe: What Lead To The Collapse Of Your First Business? by patjane(f): 9:21am On Nov 16, 2019
That woman Dey mad, inf’t she be witch undecided..
Coldie:
This na woman o, no be girl single mother.

The day I knew my money was gone was when I went to her house for the money and she started acting like she want to seduce me, she came sat close to me and started rubbing my body.

I just left her house, but to show u how shameless people can be she is owing me 60k she came and met me to borrow her 40k at once so it would become 100k at once.

Imagine
RomanceRe: Let's Create New Relationships: Romanceland Matchmaking Thread by patjane(f): 11:01pm On Nov 09, 2019
Age:28

Location: Rivers State

Occupation: Business

Religion: christian

Genotype:AA

Relationship status: single

Person of romantic interest: Women above 28

Hobbies: reading, surfing the net, game,

What are you looking for and in what time fame:
Good Friendship

Dislikes/exclusion criteria: laziness and toxic people
CareerRe: What Is The Lowest Pay You Have Received For A Job Due To Desperation? by patjane(f): 4:53pm On Nov 09, 2019
N5000 as @2008.. Wasn’t easy but I have no regrets because am now self employed doing well..

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